princechurchill:
Na my favorite be this

Honestly guy, you for allow St Paul to finish this his letter to the Church in Nigeria because e go make sense die considering the kind of unchristian actions am seeing in the Nigerian Church.

Anyway shall, that brief, but powerful introduction message got me laughing hard this Sunday morning.

Just search Google and get what you need.

Jakasibo:
Since June 8 my man nigga went into Oblivion even on Twitter too

Good day, please, can you give me the Twitter handle of this guy?

[quote author=AbujabestISP post=110317822]Anyone Male Christian that wants an apartment to share in Ikotun? Hit me up let's get one and share.

Hello, am interested! Can you reach me on 08039404044. It's also my WhatsApp line. Thanks.

Or better still, how do I reach you?

Good day guys. I am a male & Christian, looking for a male who has an apartment to share in Ikotun-egbe or within Ikotun axis. Please, reach me on 08039404044. Thanks

ngadaAwo:
Arrewa come here now!

U want Arrewa to come and upturn d words of his father (D Sultan)? Dat will not happen. Arrewa don dey deaf & Dumb. Dis is d 4th page of dis thread and u are still expecting him.

If your claim is true, I sympathize is with You. However, it's better that CNN published the story, because should You attempt to that, your name na sorry. Remember what happened to Arise News.

maolah:
Islam is the only way, any other religions is rong way!

I don't blame U at all, rather its seun, who gave you unrestricted access to post such rubbish on a Christian Thread.

Arrewa:
how many cows dey there??

My junior sister alone has more than 500 cows!

The girl above photoshot with 7 cows una don already dey chest beat and insulting people up and down!

we are not mate!

Our women are strong and hardworking!

We are the African Vikings!!

We are the custodians of the cows!!

God bless the Jallohs!

U know wetin dey tire me with all dis una noise of having/owing cows, be say when dem dey count d top 10 countries in d world, wey dey into dis cow business, una no dey appear for d dat list. Una only get audio cows, wey una dey use for political purpose. Countries like Brazil, USA & d rest wey take dis cow matter serious, nobody dey hear their noise.

ogorwyne:
Oh really? The way wen Holy Spirit take dey talk to some of una ehn.

Sweet Holy Spirit, I hope say me and you nor dey keep malice? I have a lot of posts to scroll through this morning, please whisper something.

Be still & here what the Spirit says: My daughter, prepare Yourself because I have sent your Husband your way.

Hmmmm. Nne, I pray dat it's d Holy Spirit who spoke to U ooooh, other wise na im be say holy spirit don suffer.

Kenplay:
Is this the same government Yorubas abuse igbos for not voting for?
Sophisticated people indeed

I still remain bold to say dat we d Igbos not voting Buhari in 2015, has indeed proven d depth of our wisdom, having seen all these even before it started.

edward1106:

Am still imagining when electricity poles in our streets will stand straight, not like the ones standing like they are always gossiping.

Maybe, they are gossiping to punish Nigerians with darkness.

When we warned Nigerians in 2015, Dem call us Wailing wailers & all sort of names!

Now, am only laughing in Swahili�

DEEBOZZ:

Honesty Nasarawa state is so underated !


Most of us who have been there wish we can visit again some days.

Lafia, Nasarawa Eggon and Akwanga gals are dope

Hmmm! if na all dis mgbeke's (very ugly, timid girls) wey full Lafia,Nasarawa Eggon & Akwanga na Dem U call dope, na im be say � Devil Rob u potty for face. Apart 4rm Poly & College babes wey dey Lafia, d rest na write off.

demmymoney:
Another reason why I wud prefer rape be legalized than abortion to b legalized or legalized both abortion and rape sef


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I swear, if our Lovely & Wonderful Dad (President Trump) here dat word " Abortion" for your mouth, na 600 years go be your portion.

Emeraldgreene:
This is the type of woman who is a disgrace when Rape laws were enacted.kaii..a disgrace to womanhood! I wonder what sexual lessons she will teach her daughter!Na wah oh.My kids will be so lucky to have me as their Mom.

Nne, please will U allow me to be d father of your kids?

In Flavour's voice: ara Dara da a dago, nke kwuotoo ka na adakwa, umu nwanyi e ne bughari. e buru gbagoo, e bury gbadaa. Baby baby fire dey go, all d boys want kolo.

Adakintroy:
The goddest of lust Beyonce and all the immoralities will soon find itself in the with house.

Notice trump hardly have useless parties in the White house.

Dis your title for Beyonce none here oooh.

Sodiquinone:
Shameless righteousness89 that prophecied the winning of trump is still preaching on nairaland,,,big shame

Abeg, free d guy joor. Touch not d Lord's Anointed or do His Prophet no harm, expect u want dat ur fowl mouth to bend.

AMERICA: The fear of President Trump is d beginning of Wisdom for all illegal immigrants & terrorists!

saaphiere:
Hmm.
God I don't need this kind of achievement. I need a God-fearing husband, respectful kids, friendly in-laws, academic and career success, a peaceful home.

Nne, Look no further, because your Prince charming, knight in shining armor is here to make your Dreams come true. Pls just reply in affirmative.

Juliusmalema:


Who made Enugu the heart of igboland.
Mtcheww

A state that is nearly 65 percent muslims

Where did you get d above statistics from? Continue with your lies.

Farki:
Is that hair or a bedsheet?

I swear, una no go kill person with funny comment for here.

marvin906:
Na person hair cover her body like that....
Am not being a pervert Sha but I wonder how her soundtrack be in doggy style

Hmmmm. You are serious mad man.

loveymom:

Nne, jiriya nwayoo!

Karlovich:
We at vulturebbqgrills thank you our darling daddy for the great speech yesterday, we know that you mean well for your people and as your zombies we are 100 percent behind you as this is the fault of your enemies and PDP

I love dis one die!

jesse8048:
Very soon we would hold our leaders accountable not just online but offline.

Love dis Prophetic Statement! And finally it has just begun.
#End Sars

colyx1:
Sleeping positions are rather learnt overtime, pls don't attribute it to something evil. In my case, due to "poverty" while growing up, I and my two brothers slept in one small bed, just to minimize space I had to sleep straight facing up. Although I now live alone comfortably I still sleep that way even when I have a big bed to myself. I will sleep in one corner of the bed as if the other spaces are reserved for my spirit n ghost.....lol. it's just understanding,I have made my bae to understand my sleeping pattern so she no longer complain.

Love dis your comment. D thing funny die!

KindlyAssist:
Ndia Amari ka anyi si kwadoo !

Chaa ha ma gi!

NobleAngell:
A Yoruba man told an Igbo man that he didn't trust a Hausa man. Lol.
One Nigeria!

I really love dis? May be, we should all go our separate ways, since we don't trust each other.

bdemix:
Nyanya na Sodom and Gomorra, na dia HIV plenty pass in Abuja

My friend, if you don't know what to say, shut up! Which Nyanya get d above description? Ewu awusa.