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In all honesty,nothing would have prevented me from hitting her back with my 50kg arm & throw her out of the bus for good measure.I carry myself with utmost restraint,but for a woman to slap me unjustifiably i might add,dayum!somebody gotta die

Florentino:
good question. na jeje i siddon wey dejiaiyo bring wahala come my doormouth.
ofokasibe also joined deji in cursing my father, na there wahala start. when i come browse the other topics, i come see say ofoka na bolaji(my old neighbour for egbeda wey sabi lie). the boy even thief small money from my junior brother some years ago. na there katakaka start.

i talk am,i always knew that boy was up to no good,Light fingered bastard ,not even a first rate McCoy.
Like i stated earlier,this thread has more potential to be exponential So i'll tell u like i told the other guy-don't even think of touching that dial.

Florentino:
this woman get sense.
ofoka and dejiariyo don bribe or put everybody under dem spell. even a supermod don follow dem like agric fowl.
after reading this topic inside out, i cannot conclude anyone dey bite anyone. american accent wey okada drivers and yahoo boys dey use for nigeria abi na wetin?

Ok,slow ur roll tell us wetin really happen,who provoke u,this one wey u just enta house dey spit fire & brimstone dey talk of bringin ur posse,wetin happen?

Florentino:
if dem ban me, i go create another username.
machine no dey tire. i just wan tell all of una make una no do business with bolaji o. na 419.
him too dey lie say him get money but him no get shi-shi. after him papa die, na struggle him dey.
a word is enough.

Now this is really gettin interestin,it's obvious this thread has more potential so Mods-don't touch that dial

Florentino:
i know bolaji well well. dem don ban am everywhere and the boy like to dey post in caps.
come see as the boy dey lie for here. na opc boys kill him papa for egbeda o.

I suspected

Hmmm,una still dey here

Is this the new mod,has any of the mods been usurped?Please bring us up to speed.

ofokasibe:
@COLD
ORIE EOPE .SO U DON ABANDON SAURON TOO? . OLOSHI NIE COLD

You're forgettin ur mentor Adedibu is long gone.U really need to stop carrying this Adedibu/Akala styled gangsterism around . Btw,don't let me put out a contract on you ,i know ur father still has hope that he has a son,you don't want to be a dead man walking.

What is this guy postin & repostin?Sauron e be lyk say u don make dis guy run mad o!This one wey hin even go Mountain of Fire & Miracles for u.No be small thin.

ofokasibe:
BREAKING NEWS I AM ALREADY UPLOADING ANOTHER SAURON DISS
THIS IS ANOTHER CLASSIC NAIRALAND HIT . IT IS DEDICATED TO MOONSTONE AND TO OLD SCHOOL HIPHOP HEAD ,
THE SONG IS TITLED SAURON OMO ALE BITER !
THE BEAT USED IS MY MIND IS PLAYING TRICKS ON ME SHOUT OUT TO GETO BOYS
SAURON IS OVERFINISHED !

This guy no dey tire , everybody don desert thread,u'v just been talkin to urself.Honestly i thought becomrich was the only mentally challenged guy on here,boyyyy was i wrong,una plenty sha.

lekan fayz:
i thot if u have the creed u should just be real with your moves. why wuld y'all be on multiple ID mode. it's nt gud for the game. nah sauron/jackal/other names we don't know. wrong move.

Don't you read,he had to come up with a different user name everytime he was banned.

Case adjourned till the prosecution can come up with prima facie evidence.So far all evidence presented have been circumstantial and untenable.Bail is set at £50,000

ofokasibe:
@COLD AND TOPE 8000
YOU CAN GO AND Bleep URSELFS FOR ALL I CARE , COLD U ARE A BITCHZARD if IS THERE IS A WORD LIKE THAT .
I SEND UR GENERATION MESSAGE? . BITCH.

@SAURON

SO SAURON IDIOTFANTIC NIMPHOOMTHWART SO U ACCEPT THAT U ARE A DEFENDANT AND YOU WILL BE PRESECUTED , OLOSHI OLE JATIJATI  ATOOLE !
DEAL WITH KRAYOLA FIRST if u can ,KRAYOLA IS OVER DOPE FOR UR WACK ASS,
 then ibime  , ofoka the problem will be waiting patiently to devour u !biter !

@ALL
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT SAURONS VOICE SOUNDS LIKE THE IDIOT MIGHT GO AND EMPLOY RAPPERS FROM MAGNUM SQUAD TO COME AND GHOSTRAP FOR HIS 200BARS REPLY TO KRAYOLA AND CO ,. IWO OLOSHI JATI JATI

Hear this trepid bastard,why does the mention of Sauron makes you shiver,guy u no get liver.If NL had a scrutiny you wldn't get a look in.You think you're smart but u're just a fcukin Arrow.I always refrain from the use of gutter language but beware,my meekness is not weakness.

Ol boy we don enta Supreme court for here o!maq i go dust ma law txt bks com turn defense attorney

ofokasibe:
TKB ASK ABOUT ME OFOKA THE PROBLEM !


OFOKA IS THE GUY THEY WENT TO CALL TORMENT SAURON'S SOUL, I HEARD HE HAS BEEN A  PROBLEM AS JACKAL BEFORE ,

         **********OFOKA IS SAURON'S TERMINATOR T900 SERIES *************

EVEN SCHWARZENNGER CANT STOP ME FROM TORTURING SAURON, HE HAS SINNED A LOT .

Sharrap slowpoke!!Why are u tryin so hard to be relevant eh?When mansions are talkin,face-me-i-face-you ma go dey talk

I'v neva rilly had any encounter with this Sauron of a guy except for our Liverpool Man u divisions but for a broda to be hated so much he must have really taken a lotta peeps to the cleaners.that's what it taq to rise to the top,afterall ambitionz are made of sterner stuff.I gbadun this guy abeg.Just try & clear up this mess once & for all,& also reply that diss track with som bangin sh*t,not that krayola abi na krayon elementary stuff & put all them haters in there place asap.

ofokasibe:
BRASH U NEVER HEAR ANYTHING  TOPE'S PUSSI WILL BE SOLD CHEAP TONITE . CANT U SEE THAT MOONSTONE AND SINCERR BITCH HAVE ALL LEFT SAURON ,AND RAN AWAY   , TOPE PUSSI IS DEAD TONITE !WHERE IS SHE



MUKINA WHY U ALLOWING THIS BITING BASTID TO ABUSE YOU AN MOD FOR THAT MATTER
, JUST BAN HIS BASTID BITING ASS ,.HE DOESNT BELONG HERE ! HE IS JEALOUS THAT HE IS NO MOTRE AN MOD THATS WHY HE IS NOW RESORTING TO ABUSING MUKINA
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********************sauron must be banned******************* [/size]

Say wetin happen who u be sef,u don't count for nothing,fcukin looser

^{signing in} First of all let me state unequivocally that i don't give two shakes of a duck's tail whether Sauron plagiarised tracks or not.The issue is i still can't fathom why this Ofoka thinks he can ride on this to the top. Young man,you'll always be 2nd best as long Sauron is concerned and a sore looser on NL.You're an empty set,a nonentity,a pathetic excuse for a man,u should hav been aborted.You mean u can't ride to the top without discrediting others?that's so lame,ur idiocy is contagious,y do u choose to blame others for ur failure in life,it's nobody's fault u can't rise above the lower rungs of the ladder-in short u're one of life's greatest tragedies.

Noooooo!I can't believe it Michael Jackson isn't dead,he's just sleeping
same goes for Sauron

Truth be told if another election were to be held today,Obama would win by a landslide.Tell me 1 republican that is capable of presenting a formidable opposition.Ur arguement just smacks of hatred no matter how u try to gloss it over with intellectual(isms)

Tayo-D:
@osisi,

To say I am shocked is an understatement. If no be say I know you better, I for talk say you wan eliminate Mitchell so you can have Obama to yourself. That is how much I thouhgt you love the guy.

But I ma not shocked really. Many people I know who voted for him are expresing the same sentiments. Warren Buffet who publicly supported Obama and still claims he does, has slammed almost every action taken by the guy.  I just dn't se what he is doing that will help America on the long run.

Like what exactly,the same Buffet you talk abt just said a couple of months ago that 'i doff my hat to the present administration' based on Obama's policies.U're trying really hard to discredit the man while GOP continues to crumble like a house built on sand.

St☆rz:
Like damn, I wonder how I stayed here that long. NaijaZone just makes so much more sense.

Hmmmmm!Gifs rule

Young Republican, for all the destructive criticisms u've been uploading on here for your demi-gods,can u tell me 1 thing u think Obama is doing right for the sake of objectivity.

FL Gators:
eh ehn. Really. . . .ok



But. . . .  

But what again

ElRazur:
Lame. **Yawns**

Here, try this:

"Q. Why are hurricanes named after women?
A. They are named after women, because when they come its warm and wet,  when they go they take your house and car with them."

You can also add; they come in fast and furious,and leave you high and dry

*Hauwa*:
stop frolicking here. Ebony and cold, carry una toasting go for takwa bay

need i say more

FL Gators:
OK, so women hae to worry about abt the "RED" once a month.
Men have to worry about scraping hard bears every morning.
Sometmes its itchy with rashes.

Ugly men stay ugly
While ugly women can get their ugliness fixed I.E makeup, nose job, etc etc

WHILE MEN HAVE TO WORRY ABT GETTING MONEY TO GET A GIRL.
Ladies can just work their hips and men come running.

Is that another feminist accomplishment

tubabie:
OK!

How man was really created
One day, in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!"

"What's the problem, Eve?"

"Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."

"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.

"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

"What's a man, Lord?"

"This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat, and be vainglorious; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But ,  he'll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he's aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about.

He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advice to think properly."

"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. What's the catch, Lord?"

"Well ,  you can have him on one condition."

"What's that, Lord?"

"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring,  So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. Just remember, it's our little secret,

You know, woman to woman."

nice try ,but still leaves a lot of questions unanswered

FL Gators:

Suddenly, you seem less sexy

I knew you wld come at me,but u know there's always an exception na

@OP,hey you 4got to mention the main distinctive feature:that while men are intelligent women are bereft of ideas and intellectually bankrupt (^{chei,i don enter wahala today})

ofokasibe:
how did u know that dammie , u be ruggedy brother or u be him house boy?? tell am make him no perform old songs o . i dey warn una o

y are u always hatin o success na you know Ruggedy is an embodiment of success

tubabie:
Liver  . . . what? Scousers are not to be invited o! Those unruly peeps will pick guests' pockets and make the place rowdy and dirty

akinalabi:
Sure I will. No Arsenal fan will be invited. If they come, no meat on their
food.

what of Liverpool fans  

dammiecool:
khanye
sometimes u do things well, sometimes u act like baboontunde.

u landed on nairaland
with no hatred for ruggedman
ure even one of ruggedmans friend on facebook

I still dey wonder

And ur point is?

Ladies,if your man whom you thought loved with all his heart the same way you did suddenly suggests a pre-nup, say a month to walking down the aisle, how would you take it, what would be your reaction,would you accept?

diz mod fans are worse than ceiling fans.i'v neva seen a group of dolts who made so much chatter and said nothin.

when it comes to ladies who decides who should be more beautiful,is it the guys or the chics

apples & oranges,cheese & rice.no contest,not even in the afterlife