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RomanceRe: I Bed Wet At My Boyfriend Place by cold(m): 12:58pm On Jun 08, 2009
fizzybaba:
Just wondering if this is true in the first place

if it is, i suggest 'LABE ORUN'. but plead with baba segun adisa not to show ur face.his email add is majiyagbe4sure@yahoo.com

if it isnt, babe u are a clown coz u got me laffing

am hoping its not true though
U don't think it's true because it's not possible or, u've neva heard of such a condition, or u just signed up to exhibit ur ignorance or mock the poster?U definitely cldn't be using both spheres of ur brain wen u made that post.
Jokes EtcRe: Iniguy's Book Of Jokes by cold(m): 12:32pm On Jun 08, 2009
I lyked that one about the Smiths,really cracked me up.Nice one.
RomanceRe: I Bed Wet At My Boyfriend Place by cold(m): 11:55am On Jun 08, 2009
tiniyata:
That is not spirit,neither is it demonic my very dear friends.I have some questions for the poster (1) were u sexually harassed in ur tender age? (2) did u start havin s€x in a tender age? Because i've got a guy whose gf bedwets,and when he found out,he just cut off d relationship at once.The girl said she started havin s€x at d age of 8,imagine. If your answers to the two questions above is NO,then go and see a good doctor,u need to be examined carefully and thoroughly too.Dont worry ok,e go better.
And how do these issues result in bedwetting?Is there a scientific proof,this is seriously misleading.Not that having sex at an early age is ok but please it does not result in bedwetting unless u hav som scientific backing.A weak bladder is the most likely cause of this condition and can be controlled if one cuts water intake at certain times.
Foreign AffairsRe: Omar Bongo Of Gabon Is Dead. by cold(m): 11:29pm On Jun 07, 2009
good riddance
Christianity EtcRe: God Have Mercy! by cold(m): 11:04pm On Jun 07, 2009
davidylan:
she isnt cheap. thank you. There are girls in the UK you can find.
this matter is a foregone conclusion

tope5000:
u guys shud take a chill pill. . . none of u guys r getting thru to her until i say so cool tongue
Lol
Christianity EtcRe: God Have Mercy! by cold(m): 11:00pm On Jun 07, 2009
tope5000:
she aint that cheap abeg tongue
U'v suddenly turned to her PR sad Na wa o!!
Christianity EtcRe: God Have Mercy! by cold(m): 10:59pm On Jun 07, 2009
davidylan:
she's in the US . . . that's already a strike against you.  grin
how is that a barrier?
Christianity EtcRe: God Have Mercy! by cold(m): 10:57pm On Jun 07, 2009
tope5000:
Since when cuz as at yesterday she was still single tongue
how long does it take huh
Christianity EtcRe: God Have Mercy! by cold(m): 10:54pm On Jun 07, 2009
Now u guys should slow it down,she's already taken wink

As for the topic,the end draweth nigh embarassed
RomanceRe: What Makes The Nigerian Man Tick? by cold(op): 12:48pm On Jun 07, 2009
AjaraEwuro:
What do you mean by my point is?

You asked a question, i gave an answer, you are still asking me what my point is? People like you are the ones destroyin Nigeria.
ur answer is murky,one cant tell if its a compliment or a condemnation.& i don't understand how that translates to destroyin Nigeria
RomanceRe: What Makes The Nigerian Man Tick? by cold(op): 12:09pm On Jun 07, 2009
AjaraEwuro:
their fu cking ding dong big black ugly rusty long fat di ck.
And ur point is huh
RomanceWhat Makes The Nigerian Man Tick? by cold(op): 11:52am On Jun 07, 2009
Okay it's been a while i ever started any topic on here,i'm in the habit of replying other people's threads. But i've been mulling over this issue for a while now and i've come to the conclusion-i need to go public.

Hardly a day goes by one clicks on '10 recent posts' and does not come across 2 or more 9ja men bashing thread.It makes me wonder with all these bashing Naija men remain in very (emphasis added) high demand.Why is this so-is it because of our high level of erudition and intellect or our enterprising nature or better yet, the Nigerian man is simply the entire package.It think it must be all of the above. Fellow Nigerians and friends of Nigerians wouldn't u agree cool
RomanceRe: Man Cuts Off Organ For Love, Would You? by cold(m): 11:32am On Jun 07, 2009
How did that post get there huh I thot i deleted it undecided
RomanceRe: Man Cuts Off Organ For Love, Would You? by cold(m): 11:24am On Jun 07, 2009
Extremist tendencies with religous underpinnings.U just cant tame these guys. [sup][sup]I'v just set myself up for som serious bashing[/sup][/sup]
CelebritiesRe: Jim Iyke Beaten Black And Blue On Location In Kastina State by cold(m): 3:36am On Jun 07, 2009
He shld hav called their bluff & told them to go ahead & shoot angry except if he knew he was in the wrong
FamilyRe: There I A Time And A Place For Everything (a Rude/racist Nigerian Mother) by cold(m): 2:57am On Jun 07, 2009
I feel ur pain,good thing it has gone far enuf u can break it off now & move on.All these mummy pets just make me sick angry
Rap BattlesRe: Yo Mamma, by cold(m): 3:52am On Jun 06, 2009
It's lyk sombody has a problem with Seun and has vowed to maq navigation around Nairaland an exercise in futility.
Christianity EtcRe: The Truth About Christ Embassy Healing School by cold(m): 4:17pm On Jun 04, 2009
biggodwin:
Sirjohn, it didnt take me much time to finally comprehend the exact problem u have. You use carnal minds to assume the pattern which the workings of God should follow. Miracles are based on Spiritual Laws of Wisdom, this gives insight and foresight into deep mysteries and workings of God.

I have many ways of dealing with this type of astute ignorance, however i will share afew dimensions with you.

Firstly in Science, Sickle Cell Anaemia can affect one so much that it causes inconsistent flow of blood into the brain system, then generate and inhibits impulses in the brain and can cause one to be bedridden when the Nervous System is attacked, i wont give u medical details because even if the person has just malaria, God can decid to tell the person so sit on a Mat, then they pour water on him and that's all, she may stand up and start jumping and that alone could be all she needed to be healed, u need to understand that the Anointing of God is always present where these men of God operate, and whichever method God puts in their heart to use, they will and it doesnt matter whether the method is carnally/humanly unreasonable or not. What is key is, God gave the direction, the person who had Sickle Cell and was told to sit in a wheel chair (and that is if even your lies are true) and got up and rejoiced all over, the question is, did she tell you she still had the aneamia after that encounter? Or u are just sitted there examining the method applied?

Listen, Jesus met a man without eye sockets and no eye balls from birth and Jesus spat saliva on the ground, squeezed some mud, fix it on his face and told him to go wash, the guy did same and came back seeing, if u were there, u will have called Jesus a herbalist!

One day he needed money to pay tax and he was almost being embarrassed by people like u, then he called that a fish be caught and he brought out money from the fish's mouth and gave to them. Now ask, [b]what has an Aquactic creature got to do with Money Vaults? [/b]When did fishes become custodians of what should be expected as a duty of a Bank? These are workings of God, again i warn you sirjohn, face what u are doing in life with diligence, prayer and faith PLSSSSSSSSSSSSS, stop this investigative course you have taken upon yourself, its not wise and its not useful.

I care about you John.

The Big Godwin.
So because somebody has decided to query genuineness of ur pastor's healing prowess, 'it is not wise,it is not useful' eh huh For Christ sakes (yes that's exactly what i meant) what is wrong with Nigerians defending these thieving pastors lyk their lives depended on it. Yes i blv in miracles, but there are things u see and even a toddler would discern the fraud in the act.Pls it's abt tym we rose above the myopic reasoning we hav chosen to shackle ourselves to and begin to see beyond ur pastor's highly ornamented language to decieve even the very elect.
EventsRe: How Would/Did You Celebrate Your Engagement? by cold(m): 4:00pm On Jun 04, 2009
Should engagements be celebrated undecided methinks that would amt to puttin the cart b4 the horse.What if in the long run it does not metamorphose into the real thing,because lyk it or not som wont get there.Well what do i know,mayb i take this life too seriously sad
Foreign AffairsRe: Full Text Of Barack Obama's Speech to the Muslim World In Cairo by cold(m): 1:02pm On Jun 04, 2009
Macteejay2:
Obama is simply one the greatest leaders of our generation
U dare not let Tayo-D catch u saying this,u'l be shot.Remember what they did to that pro-abortion Dr sad
Foreign AffairsRe: America On The Road To Marxism by cold(m): 12:45am On Jun 04, 2009
Abeg maq una free this Tayo of a guy,the guy is such a sore loser u can't help but fil sori for him.He's so pathetic his analysis of issues are just ludacris.Would he be sayin all these if that old mac had won?the republicans are revulsive,repulsive and repugnant shocked look at how they just wasted that dr's life because of thier extreme anti abortionists ideologies.U guys disgust me,u're simply disdainful.
Christianity EtcRe: Mr Chris Oyakhilome And Anita by cold(m): 2:49am On Jun 03, 2009
what is wrong in the question the OP asked? y are Nigerians so blinded by religion that we cant even see the wood for the trees.This is truly sickening,one of the major tragedies of a stagnated nation angry
RomanceRe: Guys: Can You Cry In Front Of Yours Girlfriend. by cold(m): 7:04pm On Jun 02, 2009
pirobaba:
Crying? that depends on the circumstances.

when i am in the mood of worship i shead
tears helplessly it doesnt really matter if a
lady is there or not -i am on to my God.

I can also cry in front of her on the death of
a love one or something very emotional,
but to cry becoz of her or anything hapening
in the relationship, i don't think so -never!
y do u have to cry helplessly whilst praying.Is it that ur God is so deaf he can't hear,or so faraway u hav to scream & cry.I thought that was the way the prophets of Baal prayed undecided I'm not criticising,just asking.
RomanceRe: Guys: Can You Cry In Front Of Yours Girlfriend. by cold(m): 6:39pm On Jun 02, 2009
Simply put,cryin is not a man's thing,It's for ladies & babies.Don't misconstrue me as being chauvinistic,it's the plain truth.Crying ova the loss of a loved one-fine,crying because som girl just dumped u is sickening & effeminate.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Teachers Are Attention Seekers by cold(m): 6:19pm On Jun 02, 2009
So u want Nls to go along with u on this one.Do u know how many NLs hav fathers,mothers,sisters et al as teachers?Wat sort of unpalatable joke is dis, huh u must hav a lot of tym on ur hands to notice things lyk dat.
HealthRe: Ab Workout - - Feel The Burn by cold(m): 2:08am On Jun 02, 2009
U guys want to burn excess fat & didn't tell me angry this is my stock in trade,i mould abs smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Champions Of England! by cold(m): 2:01am On Jun 02, 2009
~Sauron~:
Yes, we are giving it up for Liverpool.
3 seasons without a title. grin grin grin grin
20 seasons without a league title.

Give it up for the ETERNAL losers. grin cheesy
I know ur luv for protracted arguments,but u know deep in your heart that liverpool is a better side cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Champions Of England! by cold(m): 1:50am On Jun 02, 2009
Manchester is simply OVERRATED!!Give it up for Liverpool kiss smiley
RomanceRe: How To Make Someone Fall In Love by cold(m): 1:46am On Jun 02, 2009
just maq the money first & watch luv flow lyk honey cheesy always remember 'u loose money chasing women but u never loose women chasing money' cool
CareerRe: Time Management by cold(m): 1:30am On Jun 02, 2009
It's all about will power.if u don't hav it,then we can't help u.

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