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Sports › Re: Vincent Enyeama Wins Ligue 1 Team Of The Year Award For Best Goalkeeper by Coldfeets: 5:10pm On Apr 25, 2016

Bet why didn't he write it in French since it's ligue un?

Christianity Etc › Re: Catholic Church Bans ‘provocative’ Dresses. See Approved And Unapproved Dresses by Coldfeets: 5:07pm On Apr 25, 2016

Bet why will sumbodi purposely neked herself an' come to Church? huh

Celebrities › Re: Solomon Akiyesi Marries Owabie Doris: His 4th Wedding(pics by Coldfeets: 4:22pm On Apr 24, 2016

Na wa o.

Wetin pipl see for dis marriage of a thing sef? undecided

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Webmasters › Re: What Is Work Of Website Designer And Website Developer? by Coldfeets: 6:30am On Apr 24, 2016

powerfulsettingz:
I think a develop create the website while a designer design it

Funny you. grin

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Romance › Re: Lol, Nairaland Guys Are Hypocritical by Coldfeets: 5:21am On Apr 24, 2016

SAINTSAMURAI:
O GOD!! IF ALL NAIRALAND GUYS CAN BE LIKE ME, I SWEAR NO NAIRALAND LADY WILL RECEIVE ANY PM IN 100YEARS. SOME GUYS ARE JUST DISGRACEFUL. d only ladies iv sent pms in all my time in nairaland are rokiatu,kashybaby and bumbae. just three mature and classy ladies. i cant pm these jamb bite and modaforking overrated small girls. chai that will be GOD 4bid.

You are so right.

I'm telling you, guys are the problem.

We see it every day.

They come online and bash the girls as much as they want to their hearts' desire.

But then...

They go home and start licking arŝes at the drop of a hat.

The girls know this.

Which might explain why they keep on misbehaving.

Romance › Re: Problems Only Pretty Ladies Will Understand by Coldfeets: 9:25pm On Apr 23, 2016

Thylord:
Op if ur papa and ur mama carry you dash me free i swear down, i go reject you cos its obvious you can never be a loyal girlfrd not to talk of being a wife material,ugly thing.

If she's really the person in the display picture, then I'll say she's not ugly at all at all.

Why the hating? You got some problems with her before?

C'mon, the girl is very pretty. If you think she's not, then sorry, but that's your problem.

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Politics › Re: Jonathan Lists His Legacies In New Jersey by Coldfeets: 1:05pm On Apr 23, 2016

Mendelssohn:
One of these three things must have applied to you.
1. You probably didn't have a car and a generator during Jonathan's Era, so you wouldn't have known if fuel ever sold beyond the current black market price.

2. You were probably living in a village in January 2014 when we had the fuel price hike as a new year gift, and as such didn't have access to information about what was going on in the country. You were probably not registered on nairaland then.

3. You are one of the many Nigerians with fast fading memory, the moment such circumstances are approached with temporary palliatives.

That short memory of a thing so many seem to be suffering from is my concern.

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Webmasters › Re: What Do You Think About Nigeria Having An Association Controlling Blogging by Coldfeets: 8:40am On Apr 21, 2016

Atmmachine:
It won't affect me because i dey USA but i copy all my blog posts from Nigerian blog sites.
That's how i make thousands of dollars every month.

I don't plan on stopping

You're very funny.

I don't agree with the OP that would be like taking away people's right to free speech.

If he is concerned about the copy and paste bloggers, then he shouldn't worry because Google has a way of dealing with such people using their page ranking system.

Politics › Re: Evidence Against Saraki Burnt In GTBank - Witness by Coldfeets: 8:05pm On Apr 20, 2016

franchizy:
I still have fate and belief that saraki will be victoros in this case.
this is a mire witch hunter against sarai.
No amont of plopaganda will work. saraki must won this case.
The one sin of saraki is that he disobeyes his party APC to bcoms the senate plesident.
The ilitracy zombies will wept and sorows.
God is with saraki and one with God is majolity.
He who laps last, laps the best.

Abeg jus go and collect the refund on your school fees grin

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Romance › Re: More Shocking And Fascinating Facts About Sex You Probably Don't Know. by Coldfeets: 1:53pm On Apr 20, 2016

Choi!

Just look at the number of people viewing this thread at this time of the day. huh

Abeg na so una like sex or maybe una no get something else to do?

Tufiakwa!!!

Am out of here one time!

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Politics › Re: The 92 Armed Herdsmen Arrested By Soldiers At Check-points (Photos) by Coldfeets: 4:28am On Apr 20, 2016

I guess wearing of slippers is a taboo in their place, huh? undecided

Nairaland General › Re: 15 Most Mentioned Names/words On Nairaland by Coldfeets: 4:06am On Apr 20, 2016

Attention

Bosom

Dam

Womanliness

Rooster

etc.

Believe me, I didn't type of any of these words... and yet they miraculously appeared!!! tongue

That's one thing I like about programmers, like Seun.

We usually have a very wacked n weird sense of humour.

Travel › Re: Jamaican Denied Visas Over Bleaching by Coldfeets: 5:48pm On Apr 19, 2016

I don't think this is a case of bleaching.

Come to think of it, maybe it's just me, but I don't see any close resemblance between the two photos.

I think this is just a case of how Naija (African) guys manage to escape the visa ish abroad.

Two people can be using the same passport and nothing will happen.

To these white people, all Africans look the same.

Until someone gets caught...

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Romance › Re: Should He Forgive Her After She Threatened To Poison Him? by Coldfeets: 8:21am On Apr 19, 2016

He shouldn't.

At least, I know I wouldn't.

ONCE BITTEN; TWICE SHY.

Family › Re: Kids Kissing And Smooching In Church In Lagos - Photos by Coldfeets: 3:45pm On Apr 18, 2016

Chai... I jus dey smile as I dey remember those days wink

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Celebrities › Re: "Linda Ikeji Slept With Sesan Ogunro" - Wizkid's Fans Allege by Coldfeets: 10:19am On Apr 18, 2016

dearsly:
TWO THINGS ARE INVOLVED MY DEAR

1) Having sex with SESAN is not my problem!

2) Carrying a smelly kitty cat to kill SESAN in the hotel and even Mike Adenuga,Dangote and the rest in Banana island is the PROBLEM!!!!!!

The Island isn't safe anymore cus one ikeji parked in!!!....very painful....

Choi!

You are vely vely vely wicked.

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Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady On Twitter Ready For Marriage (photo) by Coldfeets: 9:03pm On Apr 17, 2016*

One thing women don't know is that when it comes to marriage, all men dey wise up sharperly.

If you like look as pretty as you can, as long as say your personality get comma, hmm... nne, e don bee for you.

Bet wait o, how come na only women dey advertise say dem wan marry?

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Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji: I Took Wizkid To Police In Lagos Because Of These by Coldfeets: 8:55pm On Apr 17, 2016

MrEmkaul:
Na lie! Na because E PAIN AM!

I dey tell youuu!!!

Especially that stinking pussie part.

Imagine how some people go dey talk behind her and some go even want to believe am.

You know say normally people dey always look for ways to bring down any pesin wey them feel say pass dem.

To make am worse, Linda herself come be like say she dey feel too big so naturally, that's more haters for her.

So as Wizkyd come talk dat rubbish, people go like to believe am just to put down Linda.

Dem go come start one kain bad rumor. And people being what they are, dem go come begin tell you say behind every rumor there's truth...

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Health › Re: How Do You Explain This by Coldfeets: 6:08pm On Apr 17, 2016

That's human ingenuity at work.

Nothing can stop a determined mind.

That's exactly what you are seeing here.

Ever asked yourself, how are bridges built from scratch?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Crystal Palace (1 - 1) On 17th April 2016 by Coldfeets: 5:53pm On Apr 17, 2016

An0nimus:
clean sheet gone with the wind

Sorry o.

Christianity Etc › Re: Can Drinking Alcohol Stop A Genuine Born Again; From Making It To Heaven? by Coldfeets: 10:07am On Apr 17, 2016

Funny question.

You are asking those who have been to heaven before to tell you the right answer abi?

Religion sef.

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Business › Re: Eniola Adenuga And Maggie Ogun In Court Over Child Custody by Coldfeets: 10:25pm On Apr 16, 2016

Na wa o... So the rich also cry?

Sports › Re: Mikel Obi Meets With His Prospective Inlaws by Coldfeets: 10:18pm On Apr 16, 2016

hungryboy:
To marry fine oyinbo girl just dey hungry me

Me too

Politics › Re: Etcetera: Buhari Might Be The Last President Of Nigeria by Coldfeets: 8:42pm On Apr 16, 2016

MAY. BE... as usual with all prophets ( of doom).

Romance › Re: Pre-wedding Pictures That Will Make You Want To Marry Soon by Coldfeets: 8:37pm On Apr 16, 2016

Atu eyi kwa?

Hmm.

OK na.

Nairaland General › Re: See The Grammatical Blunder Of The Nigerian Police Force by Coldfeets: 7:32pm On Apr 16, 2016

~~Ignorance~~ illiteracy is a disease indeed! embarassed

Education › Re: Unbelievable Acronyms That Will Shock You by Coldfeets: 11:20am On Apr 16, 2016

What's shocking?

Where's the shocking?

huh

Education › Re: I Hate Being Smart! by Coldfeets: 10:49am On Apr 16, 2016

I don't think you're really smart, MathsChic.

Otherwise, you wouldn't be saying that. So you'd rather be dumb, huh?

Damn!

I guess you are confusing being book smart with general smartness.

If I should depict a Venn diagram for you, I'd say that book smart is a subset of general smartness.

You could [url=http://skyview.vansd.org/lschmidt/Projects/The%20Nine%20Types%20of%20Intelligence.htm]see for yourself here[/url] that there exists other forms of smartness and those people you mentioned may have these other forms of intelligence which you may not even be aware of.

Maybe you should work more on improving your general smartness and then you'll come to appreciate and even desire to become even smarter.

On another note, do you really like maths? I love maths. And I do love chics who love maths. So please try to get in touch so that we can connect mathematically ASAP! wink

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Education › Re: Letter Written By A Polytechnic Student Who Is In HND 2 by Coldfeets: 12:00pm On Apr 15, 2016

everydayperson:
I am disappointed in nairalanders.

Grammar = 0
Critical thinking = 0
Arrogance = 100

Politics › Re: Senators Fear Gender Equality Bill Will Turn Women To Prostitutes & Lesbians by Coldfeets: 10:21am On Apr 14, 2016

Osc:
Women always misuse opportunity so the senators are right in some senses

You are so right.

That's my only problem with this bill.

Just take a closer look at the American society. Their so called liberated women are now making their men to run to Asia for things like relationship because these liberated women want to wear the pants.

Generally speaking, women cannot handle power.

Once she's firmly in a position of power, there's no need for pretense from her anymore so expect unbridled arrogance and controlling attitude from her.

Unfortunately for the women, most men cannot cope with such.

So what do have here now?

War.

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Education › Re: Nneoma Nwankwo Named Virginia Tech’s Undergraduate Student Of The Year by Coldfeets: 9:01am On Apr 14, 2016

Igbos everywhere!

The good, the bad, and the ugly

Igbos have it all.

Truly, there must be something about these Igbos.

No wonder every other tribe dey envy them for this obodo naijeria

Igbo ndi oma m gi enwe ndu kwenu

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Barcelona : UCL (2 - 0) On 13th April 2016 by Coldfeets: 8:42pm On Apr 13, 2016

Ramanto:
Bros If The Match Ends Like This What Will Happen?

If e end like dis eh,

The bets of me and millions of people all over the world wey bet this game don cast patapata!

Barcelona abeg embarassed

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