₦airaland Forum

Oga Schwartz, I swear you must be a Yoruba.

The pastor has no HAIRS around him

Buh no mind me sha

Who grammar don epp?

Deceptive title.

This post should have read: Why Many CHRISTIANS Will Not Make CHRISTIAN Heaven.

That might be the case in Lagos

But in Igboland...

Never!!!

It might even rise up some more.

Reason why?

Our operators in that part of the country too like moni.

pinkyliceous:
Buhari try to move forward, stop living in the past. There's no government which is not corrupt, even yours. Forge ahead and try to generate funds for the country. You claim that Jonathan was bad in all aspects, ok we heard you. Since you are a good man, try to fix up the country. Enough of the blame game or do you want us to call for Amechi and Tinubu's heads too?

I'm sure you don't even understand the implications of what you are saying.

... And after making use of Steam table, calculating all the Eigenvalues and Eigenvectors, solving complex number, doing the Laplace transform, Karnaugh mapping, and reading Theraja from back to back, you still end up as a marketer for GTBank.

Engineering students in Nigeria, sorry.

Ha ha ha

People, is it not high time we bring back Madam to rebase our GDP once again?

Oh man!

People can be so foolish!

Unemployment creates desperation.

Desperate people can do terrible things.

Ala nwaanyi asaba!

Nke mmadu egbokwenu bikonu!

Me too.

You see that Buhari ba?

The guy no go chop; the guy no go allow make pesin chop.

Chai, which kain change be dis na?

If you no wan chop; abeg allow make bobos chop na.

Ha ha ha

I think I'm beginning to sound like a wailer.

jonathanOz:
Finally i can now confirm that cramjones aint FFK. FFK is with EFCC at the moment while cramjones is still blabbing here

don't be too sure.

I don't think being detained in the efcc gulag translates to not being able to use your phone, or do you think otherwise?

blackpanda:
All I see are a bunch of useless dumb wailers who have nothing meaningful to say. Stupidity remains their watchword. Ndiara!

Ezigbote ndaara!

Mtcheeewww

The Guilty Are Afraid by James Hadley Chase

but forget o!

Me, I like those boobs o wella!

You no see as them big eh?

Chai.

Anita, diarisgod o!

Martins301:
Oga we have contacted PayPal several times about it and they said the issue is not with them that they were only allowed to operate partially by our government.

Hmm... I'm hearing this for the first time.

Ooooohhhhh!

Why is it so hard for people like nairalanddotorg who do copy and paste to at least take sometime to format what they copied before finally posting it?

Martins301:
Forex scarce but they won't allow us receive forex into the country through PayPal. Bunch of fools.

I no a number of people who make over $1k everyday through freelancing and they are being forced to use their money to buy stuff online cos our useless policy makers don't want us to repatriate the funds home through PayPal. Isn't that great?

Do you even know what you're saying?

So you think it's the government policy that is preventing you from receiving your PayPal funds?

Please don't make me laugh.

Boy Oh boy,

So na like play like play dey wan come rope Jona put for inside dis matter?

A whole Afrikan hero like Jona?

Chai, diarisgod o!

I say diarisgod o!

Kiggster:
Hmmm. Benevento is already a lost bet.

But even at that, guy, you're good!

Kudos

Choi!

So, no more Champions League Futbol for the Reds next season?

So it's true.

A friend of mine who once domiciled in Bayelsa told me that if I see how some these able-bodied Bayelsan youths hustle for "deve" every month, say I go fear.

You purposely forgot to mention A K 47 abi?

Chosen1984:
Stories for the gods.
NIGERIA, A COUNTRY WHERE LEADERS ONLY KNOW WHAT TO DO RIGHT AFTER THEY HAVE VACATED OFFICE

So on point, nigga.

czarr:
her role model not his/her role model.

Guys don't have female role models not even their mom

Come to think of it, I think you're right.

I searched my own personal life experience database to see if I could locate any particular female role model in it.

The search returned NOTHING!!!!

I'm sure there are two Fayoses.

1) Saint Fayose who just loves verbally attacking the president at any given opportunity.

And...

2) Sinner Fayose who just can't pay salaries on time.

There might be a third

Only time will tell.

YoursGEJ:
1,500 per night and 2,000 for home service. See as them dey set price like say na data plan

Ha ha ha

Before nko?

Na dia own data be dat na

Wow, I think the net is getting closer and closer and closer until it finally catches the main target.

Alokendra:
The hypocrisy of Nigerian ladies stinks to high heavens. You want to reap where you did not sow, then turn your back and tag the guy "maga". NEVER!
Guys are getting wiser.
That guy is ma real Nigga! That's how we roll!
Tit for tat.
No such thing as free lunch.

It's funny when I hear you guys saying guys are getting wiser.

Truth is, there was never a time guys were really dumb or something.

Guys have always been wiser.

It's just that they decide to keep quiet and play along.

Until the girl discovers that she was the victim all along even in all her smartness.

Guys, una too bad

But that's just the way it is!

Kiggster:
GL

Big bros, you are too much.

Thanx for this tip.

More power to your elbows.

Following you now.

For although they knew God, they neither glorified Him as God nor gave thanks to Him, but they became futile in their thinking and darkened in their foolish hearts.

Although they claimed to be wise, they became fools, and exchanged the glory of the immortal God for images of mortal man and birds and animals and reptiles.… - Romans 1:21-23

But why didn't the photographer tell Jamie Foxx to arrange his suit very well before taking this cool photo?

Another bad news for wailers!!!!

tunisianstar:
The kind of cross sectional laws Nigeria makes can be amazing sometimes.
The debate on date of expiration of tires is still ongoing even among manufacturers. Michelin, Bridgestone and continental tire manufacturers tell you their tires expire after ten years. Some safety groups say six years but its still a suggestion. Nigerian Government now tells you its 4 years, where did they do their research? or do they believe every bodies uses GT tires or all other cheap chinese products?
Usage of tires is also a factor. If i buy tires and put 10,000km on it annually, and my friend does the same but only puts 2000km on them, how can both of us change tires at the same time after 4 years? Besides some chinese products will not even give you this four years of active service they are talking about.

You may have a point there but in the course of my own research as regards to the expiration dates of tires, I stumbled on the information that the expiry date is not actually dependent on the number of miles you put your tires through but more or less on the material used in making the tires—which is rubber in this case.

A report stated that tires can even expire right there in the warehouse because the rubber material starts degrading and losing its elastic properties right from the date of manufacture!