₦airaland Forum

klassic:
I moved into Lagos November ending 2014, and needed to get me a job since by December i had fully settled. I learnt from nairaland that submitting C.Vs online does not really pay off as submitting C.Vs directly to offices. December 18th, I had a burning desire to walk round Toyin/Allen axis of Ikeja and submit application which i did. On Friday 9th January, i wrote my first aptitude test, i was called on Monday , 12th January, for a job i latter turned down, and on Tuesday 13th , i got a better job offer which i took and i am resuming soonest with a big office . Please join me express my unreserved gratitude and appreciation to the GOD OF SHILOH ( COS MY HEAVEN ON EARTH DON START ALREADY), BISHOP DAVID.O.OYEDEPO ( for the speedy fulfillment of his prophetic declaration upon my life) , to Pst. Isreal Akinsanya, Mr. Seun , my fellow nairalanders and all job applicants out there. More jobs and employment to all IJN, Amen

Paul, that is what you get for being a faithful supporter of GEJ and a positive minded Nigerian.
Enjoy.

litem234:
chances of giving birth to Mongols is high.....at that age....

Exactly that is what I was talking about above.
They are popularly known as imbeciles here.

Children born at old age tend to be imbecilès.
People should be very careful

We know how NEPA and the Police used to rank as the top 2 most corrupt institutions in Nigeria. Deregulating and privatising the electricity distribution sector went a long way in reducing the level of corruption in Nigeria.
Ironically, privatising NEPA was something Obasanjo (who some people worship) made to look like rocket science.
GEJ didn't just do it, he paid every staff of NEPA from top to bottom their entitlements in full, many of them were still re-absorbed by the new companies even after getting huge pay offs.
Tell me why those guys will not vote for GEJ.
CORRUPTION IN NIGERIA: Police, PHCN, Customs top corruption list
www.nigerianmuse.com/20070614043327zg/sections/important-documents/corruption-in-nigeria-police-phcn-customs-top-corruption-list-research/

Seun:
I posted it on the home page just now but I can't find the tweet on Doyin Okupe's twitter page: https://twitter.com/doyinokupe/with_replies

Check that of Reuben Abati, it is there.
https://mobile.twitter.com/abati1990?p=s

I am streaming the program here, everyone seems to be optimistic about the election being violence free EXCEPT Buhari.
Why?

Doyin2:
I pity Ndigbo.

GEJ could not have been president without the support of the northerners or rigging.The geographical distribution of voters indicate that unless Ndigbo reconciles with the north,they would never produce a President.

This politics of hatred,religion and tribalism might forever hunt Ndigbo.

The likes of Okorocha and Chris Ngige are very wise!

You guys have nothing else to threaten an Igbo man with other than Presidency, are you living better than the next Igbo man as a result of your Presidency?
Besides why can't you Yorubas ever allow northerners speak for themselves?
SMH!

kestolove95:
. Nigeria is tired of anytin PDP

Enugu people will disagree with you, judge the individuals not the party.
Had Alex Otti been the PDP flagbearer, Abians would have voted for him still.

In 2013, oil accounted for roughly 90 percent of Saudi Arabia's overall budget income and Kuwait at 92 percent, according to Reuters' calculations based on official data.

Here was I thinking Nigeria was the most oil dependent nation on earth

''Consistent flooding'' yet they have only the same single set of pictures to show for it.
Absolute trash

ilugunboy:
That man can arouse frenzy in the most docile crowd......something patently lacking in GEJ

What about Buhari who is actually the one contesting against GEJ? or is he just a puppet?

The same people that say PDP destroyed Nigeria for 16 years.
Change indeed!

He challenged Mr. Buhari to mention a single project that he delivered in the Southwest when he was head of state and later Chairman of the Petroleum Trust, PTF.

I once threw the same challenge to Yorubas always asking what Jonathan did for the South east to deserve our support. No answers yet..
www.nairaland.com/2043648/what-did-buhari-south-east

pendy79:
seems GEJ is trying to do away with people who he said are "the backbone of his government" and is looking to appease to new backbones after seeing and hearing from Prof Jega of INEC that magical voting figure will not be possible in 2015 as against the voodoo election figure of 2011 recorded in the SOUTH EAST.

The backbone have the least collection rate of VOTERS CARD across the ZONE so new and real BACKBONES are sought after.

He has approved the appointment of a Commissioner in the Commission, Mr. Mounir Gwarzo, as acting Director-General.

South west actually has the lowest PVC collection rate, that is if you know the meaning of rate

Tenure of an Igbo woman expires, the President appoints a northerner as acting DG.....no problem at all nobody interested... then an inconsequential Yoruba pops out from no where trying to clash the heads of Igbos and Hausas together creating further problems in the country. Sounds familiar?
Sanusi was and remains 100% right.
Yorubas are the problem with Nigeria
http://www.thenigerianvoice.com/news/138889/1/sanusi-words-on-marble-yorubas-are-the-problem-wit.html

Idiotic, two faced Yorubas always looking for problems where there is none and creating tension where none exists.
I have never seen a set of people that specialize in stoking fire and jamming heads together like the Yorubas.
Next please..

With the latest blunder from Buhari calling the same VP ''Osunbade'', I thought I should resurrect this [url=obinoscopy.collynzo22.seun.lalasticlala.ishilove]thread[/url] .

APC is behind all these in an attempt to give PDP a bad name and take away whatever goodwill they have. I see no reason why PDP will be attacking APGA in Ebonyi and PPA in Abia.

These are some of the completed ones
Federal university Lokoja
https://businessnews.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Federal-University-Lokoja.jpg
Federal University Lafia
https://www.nigeriaschoolsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Federal-University-Lafia.jpg
Federal university dutse
[img]http://lagosbooksclub.files./2014/10/federal-university-dutse.jpg[/img]
Federal University Otuoke
https://www.konnectafrica.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/FEDEral-university-Otuoke.jpg
Federal University Oye-Ekiti
www.nairaland.com/attachments/1219961_IMG_1481_JPG3d940ab323e99f01ad7a86e39f98c8d1
www.nairaland.com/attachments/1219958_IMG_1473_JPG4139198f10a6bf673c4aa6a0a7695ad0
Federal University Ndufu Alike (Ebony)
[img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcReA89QDbnu2dbejMsXPSIgpSRR6HUTev2dj8zGX6cKFJ_RGyA0jjS7X0g[/img]
https://www.funai.edu.ng/images/banner3.png
Federal University Wukari (Taraba)
https://scannewsnigeria.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/wukari-620x330.jpg

These are some of the completed ones
Federal university Lokoja
https://businessnews.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Federal-University-Lokoja.jpg
Federal University Lafia
https://www.nigeriaschoolsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Federal-University-Lafia.jpg
Federal university dutse
[img]http://lagosbooksclub.files./2014/10/federal-university-dutse.jpg[/img]
Federal University Otuoke
https://www.konnectafrica.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/FEDEral-university-Otuoke.jpg
Federal University Oye-Ekiti
www.nairaland.com/attachments/1219961_IMG_1481_JPG3d940ab323e99f01ad7a86e39f98c8d1
www.nairaland.com/attachments/1219958_IMG_1473_JPG4139198f10a6bf673c4aa6a0a7695ad0
Federal University Ndufu Alike (Ebony)
[img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcReA89QDbnu2dbejMsXPSIgpSRR6HUTev2dj8zGX6cKFJ_RGyA0jjS7X0g[/img]
https://www.funai.edu.ng/images/banner3.png
Federal University Wukari (Taraba)
https://scannewsnigeria.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/wukari-620x330.jpg

MayorofLagos:
Lmao!!
Instead of planning an exit strategy, Tompolo is facilitating meeting.

Is he not taking hints from Asari and Oritsejafor?

Oritsejafor has secured an exit already and planning to soon sell the jet so he is not forced into defending controversies sorrounding it.

Even Asari has seen the writing on the wall! He is giving up citizenship and will more likely end up in a country that does not have fugitive extradition treaty with Nigeria.

So who is Tompolo?

Newsflash.....steam turbine energy > coal powered energy > oil powered energy > alternative power!

you see a trend?

Enugu still have coal, but what use is it? It lost its economic value. Oil is getting there......then what relevance will Ijaw have?

You are asking of what use is coal? This is exactly why we aren't even close to having constant electricity yet.
I have news for you, Coal is the number one source of electricity in the whole wide world even as I type this now.
Go and ask the USA, UK, China, Germany, South Africa, India and other big countries what the use of coal is.
Half of the world's electricity is from coal, hydro, gas, nuclear, solar etc combined together account for the other half.
That should tell you what a big deal coal is.
You can research everything I wrote here.

raumdeuter:
But elections held in the South SOuth in 2007 despite MEND and security problems

Another indication that Jonathan is incompetent

DayoKanu you be big mumu.
MEND weren't attacking ordinary civillians, bombing markets or raiding villages.

If they could successfully distribute PVCs there, what stops them from holding elections?

vanndubi:
Lol. You suppose be Collynzo "00"

Answer my question let us see who the OO is.

vanndubi:
Is there a course known as engineering?

Is there a course known as biology?

Though he sounds drunk and is almost staggering on stage from what I can see, but the man is making some sense, afterall they say the truth comes out when one is drunk.
In his words, if I am elected once again, my second tenure will be all about factories factories factories, jobs, jobs, jobs, industries, industries, industries.
He has repented from round about syndrome, confrence centers, government house lodges and squares.
His lack of interest in industrialising the state is one of the reasons why many Imolites including me have rooted for APGA's Iheanacho. His aides seem to have felt the pulse of the people and relayed same to him, today he is using promise of factories and industries to campaign.
However he should know that building government factories isn't the way to go about it but creating the enabling environment and policies to attract investors to the state.
In Iheanacho, we still stand.

I can't get myself to describe how he looks in this outfit.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7J1Ft6IcAI5P6L.jpg

doctokwus:
[s]There is a course of study called biology in universities. When u graduate u are termed a biologist.
A zoologist, which the president studied up to d pH.d level is someone who specialized in study of animals alone.
Just like someone who studied plants alone is appropriately termed a botanist.
@least everyone agrees I didn't make it up.D point is in d course of an emotion filled political campaign, candidates can easily 4get things, so he shudnt av used telephone no. as an issue against buhari when at his much younger age and claimed ph.d he either has forgotten or does not know d appropriate designation of what he studied.[/s]

In uniport where our amiable President schooled and in most other schools, there is no special course of study called ''biology'', you have a school of biological sciences with departments like botany, microbiology, zoology etc under it.
Those who are termed biologists are just like people termed engineers, if you check deeper the are either microbiologists, botanists, zoologists.

doctokwus:
Watching PDP campaign rally in Ibadan on live tv and heard our dear president call himself a "biologist". I thought he is a zoologist or has he forgotten?

You are an illiterate like your mentor Buhari.
So a Civil Engineer cannot refer to himself as an Engineer?

Rilwon:
For real, this is happening in my neighbourhood here in IB.
They are currently giving money and clothes to touts in my area.

They already lost Oyo state to the opposition and they are trying so hard to mobilize hungry nigerians to their rally.

Smh.

The fact that people are accepting it shows how much the APC led government has impoverished the people of that state.

Rochas is a show man to the core, he will organise a great show, BUT that does not in anyway mean Buhari will get the much needed 25% of votes in Imo state.

Akshow:
But why are the same old looking rickety haggard looking dirty worn out train still plying lagos to kano? Cos i was at the railway station december and nearly cried at the disgusting things they call trains.

Is the govt doing selective regional upliftment of the railway sector?

Those trains are what Dangote, Oando, PZ, Grand cereals etc use in transporting products from Lagos to Kano and other northern cities, keeping our roads safer.