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EastAlchemist:
Nice
Thanks for the information

MrBrownJay1:
- Nigerians are some of the smartest and equally most evil person you could meet around the world...one minute you can meet someone who has built great businesses abroad (from scratch) and the next minute meet someone who will willingly defraud someone out of their life saving (to the point that they will commit suicide) in a heartbeat!
- Nigerians can LITERALLY be found in every country of the globe.
- many inexperienced people really do believe that the minute you go abroad, you will start making millions miraculously.
- so many people do believe there are more life/work opportunities in the US/UK/Canada for Nigerians, but i beg to differ....
- although some are ready to kill to leave Nigeria, some are equally ready to kill to go back to Nigeria on holiday pretending they have made it in the west
- people today still go back to the village in Nigeria to find a wife to bring to the west, thinking that this woman ISNT GONNA CHANGE INTO A WESTERN WOMAN (the minute she reaches the west), lol! if you want a village woman, then keep that woman in the village o.
- some people have bought houses etc in the west by cleaning dishes and toilets. not all these menial jobs are as bad as people thing...

Bvlgari:
OMG This lady says she had sex with her own son 😮😮😮


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnjlBuQBKio

zig2ryme04:
Yes, it was been serviced until we discovered the engine is shorting oil.

It happened because we didn't notice the oil in the engine was not on normal level

Philgafauto:
My brother, i will like to hear your thoughts. This is an interactive thread meant to teach our igbo brothers how to operate in this Nigerian contraption.

Philgafauto:
My brother, i was in igbo land once and its a beautiful place but you must retain your best brains there to prove your haters wrong.

If you cant keep the majority of igbos in igboland, other Nigerians will continue to disgrace you and treat you like trash.

Dont fight anybody, just follow these recommendations and you will be free in less than 30 years.

Now that the obsession with lagos has blown up in igbo faces, its time to build a great igboland. No need for violence or noise while rebuilding. God will bless you as igbos are an enterprising people.

Love yourselves igbos....

Horus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaTjZoYHa0E

Vladimir Putin is welcome to visit South Africa for BRICS summit

JOHANNESBURG - Russian President Vladimir Putin is welcome to visit South Africa, Economic Freedom Fighters (EFF) leader Julius Malema has said.

Malema said that the South African government must not give in to pressure from the International Criminal Court (ICC), which has issued a warrant of arrest for Putin.

The ICC, which South Africa is a signatory to, has accused Putin of war crimes, which include the kidnapping of Ukrainian children in Russia's ongoing invasion of Ukraine.

South Africa is hosting this year's BRICS summit in August, which is expected to be attended by all heads of state in the organisation, including Russia.

Speaking at his party's headquarters in Joburg, Malema said that the ICC had been selective in targeting heads of state.

"Putin is welcomed here. No one is going to arrest Putin. If need be, we will go and fetch Putin from the airport to his meetings. He will address, finish all his meetings, and we will take him back to the airport. We are not going to be told by these hypocrites of the International Criminal Court," Malema said.

WannaHowzit:
South Africa’s government is taking legal advice on how to handle an International Criminal Court arrest warrant for President Vladimir Putin in the event the Russian leader attends a BRICS summit in August.

The ICC issued the warrant against Putin on March 18 for war crimes related to the alleged abduction of children from Ukraine. South Africa is a signatory to the Rome Statute that established the court, and may be obliged to execute the arrest order.

“We are awaiting a refreshed legal opinion on the matter,” International Relations and Cooperation Minister Naledi Pandor told South Africa’s state broadcaster on Friday.

“We are concerned about the situation of the people of Ukraine. What we would want to do is be in a position where we could continue to engage with both countries to persuade them towards peace.”

South Africa has adopted a neutral stance on Russia’s war with Ukraine. The government’s position has drawn opprobrium from some of the nation’s biggest trading partners, including the US and the European Union, along with some of the nation’s biggest banks.

South Africa is unlikely to arrest any visiting head of state, said two officials at the foreign ministry who declined to be identified. The government and the ruling African National Congress are considering all options in an effort to avoid executing the warrant, they said.

Spokespeople for South Africa’s foreign ministry declined to comment.

The Kremlin has yet to decide on whether Putin will travel to South Africa for the BRICS summit, Interfax reported, citing spokesman Dmitry Peskov.

South Africa drew international criticism in 2015, when it refused to execute an ICC arrest warrant for then-Sudanese President Omar al-Bashir while he was attending an African Union summit in the country. Former South African President Jacob Zuma proposed withdrawing from the ICC in 2016, though that plan was later abandoned.

The South African government is scheduled to host a delegation of Russian ministers next week for a meeting of the two nations’ Joint Intergovernmental Committee on Trade and Economic Cooperation.

Toks2008:
My fear is that the court might be complicit and interprete it to favour Tinubu having scored over 25% in 30 states.

Toks2008:
Please address my question on page 2 about abuja being considered as a state.

Brendaniel:
I have tried as much as possible to avoid debating on this issue, but sometimes one needs to look at some issues from the simplest forms to solve some problems, so firstly we will need to define the meaning of a state.

According to Oxford dictionary a state is a nation or territory considered as an organized political community under one government.

Now let's talk about Nigeria, Nigeria has 36 states and the FCT, Note that when they teach you in school or write the states and capitals in Nigeria, FCT is the only one without a capital, they just write FCT, the reason is because it is not a state but a capital, it is the capital of Nigeria.

Let's go back to the definition of a state, Nigeria itself is a state and its capital is Abuja(FCT), it is like Lagos and Ikeja, Lagos is a state and Ikeja is its capital.

Now let's go back to the constitution that requires INEC to declare a candidate winner of the presidential election and it states:

The Constitution in stipulating the requirements for election as Nigerian president states in Section 134(2) that a candidate must (a) have the highest number of votes cast at the election; and (b) have not less than 25% of total votes cast in at least two-third of all the States in the Federation and the FCT, Abuja.

So here you have it, have not less than 25% of total votes cast in at least two-third of all the States in the Federation and the FCT, Abuja.


The reason those who wrote the constitution had to still write FCT, Abuja is because they knew it was not a state and so did not count Abuja as a state but a capital, if not they would have stopped the statement at "have not less than 25% of total votes cast in at least two-third of all the States in the Federation".

But they had to stress FCT,Abuja in it to make sure that whoever will interpret the law will know that Abuja was not considered a state when they were referring to "states".


So in essence Abuja is not a state and has never been considered a state constitutionally, it is the capital of Nigeria, it is like what Ikeja is to Lagos, that is why there is no document that uses the statement like Abuja state or state or Abuja like you have Osun state or state of Osun, all you see is Federal capital Territory(Abuja).

So INEC did not follow the constitution

Ndlistic:
Nigeria vs Guinea Bissau: Osimhen and Chukwueze Led Praise and Worship During New Player Initiation


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T67qvHqXNFs

Ahead of Nigeria vs Guinea Bissau super Eagles stars Victor Osimhen and Samuel Chukwueze led praise and worship in the Super Eagles camp during the new players' initiation.

The Nigerian super eagle faces Guinea Bissau tomorrow in the Africa Cup of Nation Qualification.

AntiChristian:
This has been in contention for a while and will still be till a stand is given at the supreme court of Nigeria.

Recently on a Broadcast on Channels, the Vice Presidential aspirant of the Labour Party Datti Baba Ahmed urges the President and the Chief Justice of Nigeria not to participate in the swearing in of the president elect Bola Tinubu on May 29, 2023.

On this thread on twitter, I found some supporters using Chat GPT to derive judgement in this matter.

Find these attached!

What do you thing about Chat GPT with respect to the question asked?

SReporters:
His Excellency failed to acknowledge Mr. Peter Obi on whose grace he rode upon to emerge Governor of Abia State under the platform of Labour Party after three failed attempt

chigoziri2403:
Mesut Ozil retires mid-way through the football season, aged 34, as he admits 'it's time to leave the big stage' after struggles in Turkey after Arsenal contract was terminated He made the announcement via his social media handles

BREAKING NEWS: Mesut Ozil retires mid-way through the football season, aged 34, as he admits 'it's time to leave the big stage' after struggles in Turkey after Arsenal contract was terminated



Mesut Ozil has confirmed he has retired from football at the age of 34 with immediate effect.


The former Arsenal midfielder and Germany international had been playing for Turkish top flight side Istanbul Basaksehir in the summer but has only made eight appearances for the club this season following a series of injury problems.


He revealed the news on Instagram in a statement reading: 'Hello everyone, After thoughtful consideration, l'm announcing my immediate retirement from professional football.


'I've had the privilege to be a professional football player for almost 17 years now and I feel incredibly thankful for the opportunity. But in recent weeks and months, having also suffered some injuries, it's become more and more clear that it's time to leave the big stage of football.

'It has been an amazing journey filled with unforgettable moments and emotions. I want to thank my clubs - Schalke 04, Werder Bremen, Real Madrid, Arsenal FC, Fenerbahçe, Basaksehir and the coaches who supported me, plus team-mates who have become friends.

Wishing him a happy retirement.
He first made his name in the Bundesliga, where he had some eye-opening performances for both Schalke and Werder Bremen 🇩🇪

(via @Bundesliga_EN)

Özil introduced himself to the masses at the 2010 World Cup.
In 2015, he became the fastest player to reach 50 Premier League assists (141 appearances), and he did so in style 😎

(via @arsenal)

In South Africa, no one had more assists than the German playmaker 🎁

(via @FIFAWorldCup)

Gucciblog:
Finally.

Alex Otti (Labour Party) - 175,467 Votes

Okey Ahiwe (PDP) - 88,529 votes

Labour Party won the election with 86,938 votes .

fadilaMaikiriki:
Hello all!

What are your thoughts on women who put on/do/ wear henna? When you see such women, what comes to your mind? How do you see or view such women. I want to know your opinions. I do wear henna, so I want to know what you'll make out of it or think of it.





Attached below are pictures of the designs I wore some times ago;

ijustdey:
https://leadership.ng/68-days-to-handover-remove-fuel-subsidy-before-you-go-us-govt-tells-buhari/

millionaireman:
But from where did civet enter Nigeria?

ify2016:
Giant bush meat killed by my friend on his farm few minutes ago.

Nigeria is truly blessed with good protein.

Really gonna miss the pepper soup.

TMSMedia:
Politicians Want You To Give Up So They Can Loot - Rufai Tells Nigerians

Arise News presenter, Rufai Oseni, has urged Nigerians not to give up on the country because of bad politicians, IGBERETV reports.

Rufai wrote on his Twitter handle;



https://twitter.com/ruffydfire/status/1637885156366090240?s=19[/quote]Well spoken Mr. Useni.
God bless you as always.

kahal29:
https://www.thecable.ng/breaking-reverend-father-hyacinth-alia-wins-benue-guber-election/amp

naptu2:
https://saharareporters.com/2023/03/20/bible-college-fires-theologian-after-tweeting-homosexuality-invading-church-threatens

EBMedia:
https://igberetvnews.com/1441203/nigeria-democracy-agberocracy-apostle-suleman/

FatherOfJesus:
Stop Investing massively in Lagos. You can see why from today's elections.

Take your investments home, people will always come there to patronize you.

Lagos is now hostile to you guys, the evidence is bold and glaring for everyone to see. The earlier you start thinking home, the better.

Your investment will always be save at home. Stop buying multimillion naira prope norties in Lagos. Make your money there, rent apartment or build something small, then move them to the east in droves. Don't be stupid, be wise.

Cheers guys

FactBoyz:
Mr Macaroni shared the results of his polling unit on Twitter



https://twitter.com/mrmacaronii/status/1637156238772391936?t=rAuJXG72r1BASuW4y4ypmQ&s=19[/quote]Mr. Macaroni...!!
You are a man of great deeds and excellent charisma.
You fought for what you believe is right and you delivered.
Good Nigerians are grateful and may God bless &protect you and your seeds&loved ones.

LocalStandard1:
For some time I've been meaning to put up my personal opinion and review about Nigerian girls here. After the rave about Yoruba men married to plenty Igbo women thanks to this elections I think now's the right time.

Igbos girls are clean, dress well and are on average fair skinned. But then what? I mean, let's also talk about the inside or characters of them.

Igbos girls are very materialistic than average, very condescending and rude than average. Igbo women are also very wicked and oppressive to people under them. They are more likely to kill a spouse and even run with valuables. Let's be honest here.

I am personally more attracted to Yoruba ladies and many times I end up discovering their tribe after sometime. They have the chocolate complexion and a better skin torn to me, if natural. Yoruba girls are also more open and level headed even more accepting. Personally!

But then we most talk about the Yoruba ladies' other side too. They're very promiscuous and cheaper than average. They're also not very clean and lack a good dressing IQ. I personally think the South West have the highest paternity fraud cases in Nigeria. They're loud and more out of control even in public.


South South girls are too violent and combative, very rude too, they're the kind that give men high blood pressure. "Hookup" seems to be there second name. But I think they're beautiful too and can cook.

Middle Belt women to me are the best. They're humble and manoeuvrable. They stick to even the most struggling man, through thick and thin. They're generally beautiful and naturally so, with the best skin complexions. But they're cheap and very much so.

Core Northern ladies. I can not really put them anywhere aside they're beautiful, quiet but some say that's only pretense.

But at the end of the day, Igbo ladies are too over hyped and exaggerated. Ehn too much!

Fredodoangel:
At 9:45am, Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour, the candidate of the Labour Party in the Lagos State governorship election, cast his vote at polling unit 045 in Anifowoshe Ikeja, and shared his thoughts on the state of the election with reporters.

fleps:
This is not my handwriting but information is power and it helps for us to be careful, be prepared, and be safe.

The account on twitter as seen in the images below have uncovered the modus operandi of the APC thugs tomorrow. Please be watchful and careful.

TheOldGods:
I'm just going to state the simple facts here. After I ordered starlink, Starlink is a failure.

First of all, the price is way too much. I had to pay over 400k just to get and upload below 20mb/s, same thing my Airtel gives me. The download speed is high only during clear weather's.

It rained about last month for the first time and my starlink blacked out. I mean I couldn't see Kb/s talkmore of mb/s. For whole day I had to stay without internet after paying over 30k. I had to buy Airtel 2gb for 500 just to use it and pass time while I wait. The weather was so cloudy after the rain that for two days I was only getting 10mb. The slowest I have ever seen. We are going into the real rainy season now and sometimes it can drizzle for straight 7 days.
Starlink doesn't have any office in Nigeria, no customer service, so single customer service oo

The one that shocked me is the starlink doesn't have battery and relies only on electricity, the day I decided to carry this machine to the village since I was going to spend 1 week with my family, I got the shock of my life, I can only configure starlink to work only on one location, and if I needed to use it at the village, I had to pay 39,000 naira just to use starlink somewhere else on top the huge fees I have already paid. Plus no battery source,. I couldn't believe my eyes, even if I was rich I won't squander money like this. I do 20ka month for 200gb and I have never complained like this, and can carry my router even to book haram forest. I will have to pay 39,000 naira every month immediately I decided to relocate to another place. It doesn't matter if it's your new house, as long as the calibration was not don there.

Is elnon musK looking for a way to make money from Nigeria? Is this a joke?

Modified*

When I'm downstairs the WiFi range drops significantly since the router is in the studio of my apartment, and guess what? It will cost me 139,000 naira just to get a WiFi booster for the device.

Unless you're extravagant, even for me who is into tech, i will never advice my enemies to enter in this type of situation. The worst, is no customer support

voiceoftheupcom:
https://punchng.com/uk-licenses-162-nigerian-doctors-in-42-days/