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Deborah. May your soul rest in peace. Sometime not quite long ago. Your parents had opportunity of putting things right and liberating you from the clutches of darkness. But they chose to stay in darkness. They even killed to stay in darkness. Blame no one, but your parents who kept you in bondage of darkness by dining and joining forces with the blogod sucking ones. Adieu

[quote author=Odewaleadesoye post=112756268][/quote]Pls can this country just Merge Obi and Osibanjo. Give them 4 years to turn this country around. We are in a desperate situation. Can everything tribe, regions, party be thrown away??

I have just been thinking of the combo of Yemi Osibanjo and Peter OBI.
And who says these 2 cannot resurrect Nigeria. But Nigeria has shot themselves on the feet right since 1960.
We will continue marching till we implode.

Everton gradually escaping relegation. Just 1 more 3points. And pray others below them loose.
They have done the hardest work. Against Chelsea, Leicester and the banana peel Watford. Brentford and Crystal Palace are winnable games.

Buhari and Isa Ali Pantami dey list.

Larryfest:
Good morning all, I have been having sleepless night for a while now and a few days ago confirmed my insomnia would last longer than I thought.

We were comfortable and have been married for 5years now with a daughter but things have been rough for a while due to my business folding up and we have had to manage with the little we see from time to time. Earlier this year I had to sell some of the things in our house including my phone just so we could buy foodstuffs and pay our daughter's school fees, just some weeks ago I even had to shamefully reach out to a popular Nairalander if he has a phone he could spare because the one I'm currently using is a Desktop kind of phone (doesn't work without directly plugging it).

Last month my wife came home with a brand new Samsung phone and when I asked how she got it her response was that she won it from her womanhood help group on Facebook (she is very active there).
Last Sunday while arranging the room I came across a fertility clinic document and the receipt of the phone which the amount written there staggered me a bit because it's way more than our house rent that expired recently which has been the cause of my sleepless nights. When she got back from church I confronted her with my two findings and after plenty talks and argument she confessed a friend from work told her about it and she sold her Eggs at the clinic and it was from it she bought the phone.

My people since Sunday I have been seriously weak and confused, a lot on my mind already but now I have to add this to it Marriage is for the faint hearted abeg!!!

ADDENDUM.....

1. Someone asked how much .... well she said she was paid #150k but the nurse who brought her in collected 15k.

2. Someone also made some points about sex, complications and others and even said it's a made up story to tarnish women or whatever well I don't think they pay for story on Nairaland and even if they do it isn't going to cover what's on my mind right now so you believe whatever you want, it's quite funny to think everyone would exhibit same complications as the third party you heard your gist from...

3. She told me it only took her 3weeks of preparation and she wasn't even going to the more than 3times a week and as for medications and the rest, you think someone who doesn't want you to know what he/she is up to would leave clues flying around the house

4. As for the sex part and her risking getting pregnant, she has been on birth control pills for like 4years now so pregnancy wasn't going to stop her from the procedures....

This one na money ritual. All broke female nairalanders go dey reason d mata now. Instead of hoe-ing.

See as vile dey flow like water. Delta no get joy. Fulani carry 1st class chief, kill am, nothing happened. Make we no dey too boast abeg.

Serial48:
So after 6years of illegal cohabitation and plenty of sex, Babe took me out last night and asked me to marry him. Guys i was too into the moment that i forgot to take pictures.

So una 6yrs old pikin na inside soakaway?? All the sperm just waste for 6yrs.

mostob:
it's just that he might struggle with reflexes. The height may not allow him to quickly dive

Never can tell. There is so much hype about the guy. But time will tell. I pray he does well tho.

daveP:
The forwards need learn a few things from the Iheanacho u17 set regarding touches in the box. Its too poor and one too many. The strength of this team looks like the counter attack system. But its not systematic in the final third.


Those defenders though. Lol.

Im sure they'll gel as time pass, but I'm not expecting much though.

The 2 CB sef. Make I no talk wetin dey my mind. Truth is they got lucky against GH. They will qualify for the finals tho. But am not sold out yet.

lelion:
HT in Niamey.
Nigeria 1
Ghana 0.

NB. We have another Enyeama and Rufai in our goalkeeper. Very calm , nice hand distribution, good height and sharp reflexes.

That guy na another man mountain. Makes other players look like dwarfs. Very perfect hight for a GK. All he needs do is bring his A game,

Islie:
https://dailypost.ng/2022/05/08/cattle-roam-streets-as-suspected-ipob-members-set-trailer-ablaze-in-anambra/

I lol on this one. I passed there twice today. The place is a police checkpoint. Coming from Uga, just near the sign post. Welcome to Ezinifite. Well anything in SE is IPOB. The truck in question I think overheated and somehow caught fire at the Engine. Even the Engine didn't even burn well not to talk of the drivers cabin. The cows were moving to Orie Uga market. Just like less than 800m from the scene. So they completed the journey with leg.

Praying for Everton to beat the drop. So happy for Iwobi and team mates

lbrichman2:
Sadiq with a goal
Almeria now topping Liga Smart Bank on 76pts
Though Eibar have a game in hand on 74 pts

Both teams look a sure bet for promotion to la Liga

Gear up guys, except he leaves Almeria, we'll be watching Sadiq in La Liga next season!

U sure dem no go build statue for Sadiq??

BadNews:
Stray Bullet Kills 25-Year-Old Woman Days To Her Wedding As Gunmen And Security Operatives Battle In Anambra

A 25-year-old lady, Lilian Onyinyechukwu Nwabuike, who died after she was hit by stray bullet in Agulu, Anaocha Local Government Area of Anambra State, was laid to rest on Friday, May 6.

According to members of the community, the deceased's traditional and white wedding ceremonies were slated for next week.

Late Onyinye was hit by stray bullet when security operatives and gunmen engaged in a shoot out on Saturday afternoon, April 30.

The incident took place at the military post close to the residence of former Minister of Information, late Prof Dora Akunyili.

According to The Online Source, the gunmen stormed the place in three different vehicles and opened fire on the security operatives, who quickly returned fire.

In the process, three of the hoodlums were killed and others sustained bullet wounds.

An eyewitness, who spoke with The NewsMen, said the security operatives fought to repel the hoodlums despite being taken unawares by the gunmen.

“I now respect our security men, they are gallant indeed. I thought those criminals would finish them up but they responded immediately and they ran away with their vehicles" the witness narrated.

"But by then, three of them were already lying on the floor because we were watching them from upstairs." he added.

See Photos As Obtained By Below:

The military checkpoint is @ Awgbu junction. It is like 1.5km to Dora Akunyili residence.
2nd. Those military there are untrained. It's not the 1st, neither d 2nd time, they are fond of this. And whoever twisted this narrative to put UGM or whatever in the equation is evil.

ValCon888:
When you drive around, there's constant air movement which makes it difficult to suffer carbon monoxide poisoning.

It won't hurt you to ask questions like a calm, rational-thinking human being.

Go and read my earlier comment again. I broke it down for you.

The car was not parked in a confined space. So how is your theory possible. Drivers waiting for their ogas most times run the engine while idling with the AC on in parking lots. How many have died. Your theory is possible only in confined spaces. Not when the vehicle is parked in the open. They said the vehicle is by the road side. From all indications, they did not die there. Someone drove the dead bodies and packed there. If not the vehicle ought to be steaming.

Ndimkpurummiri:
https://saharareporters.com/2022/05/02/breaking-unknown-gunmen-behead-nigerian-army-couple-imo-threaten-kill-family-members-too

There is only one Army checkpoint in Agulu, after St Peters Anglican Church if you are moving from Ekwulobia to Awka. I passed there on my way to Awka on Saturday morning. Still passed the same route in the evening. Please which time did this happen

komekn:
Does he have the first touch of Messi

The two footed precision accuracy of Kane

The skill and dexterity of Ronaldo

The dribbling ability of Neymar.

The Brute strength and physicality of Lukaku.

Be realistic he is very good but a long way off from World class.

No single player has all these abilities. Each one to his own. So I don't expect Osihmen to be all these. So stop using it as a yardstick to measure him. He has his own attributes already, if he refines them to 80% he will become world class. No be only one leg, lukaku get??. Neyma wey dey fall like plantain leaf wey breeze blow. No one can have it all

StilmaVsBorn2w:
Back then when my mom was warning me not to go that far when our relationship started She kept on insisting I should go for the girls in my tribe, I thought she was just been a tribalist bigot. If only I had listened

She bore me a son, he's 3years now... though her people knows me well from normal visitation..but I haven't been able to pay her bride price yet due to the hardship this regime has on us. life happened, unfortunately she got sick since February, ever since then from one hospital to another..I took several loans from people for hospital bills to the point of me looking sick myself.so sad for us we lost her last night.

I informed her elder brother who knows about all thats happening, he called me back this morning to tell me that his people told me to be prepared to marry her corpse. He went further and said if I don't pay her bride price, my boy will be taken from me and I should be ready to withstand the consequences.
I was surprised, I called for the burial arrangements not for a marriage ceremony

I blantly told him, I won't, why would I get married to her corpse. He was angry and cut the call on me.

Am more concerned about my son, please lawyer's in the house do they have any right to take my son away from me?
Even if they do am ready to give it to them, but spending money to Marry her corpse I will not.

I only brought this here, if had chance for my son whose still in my custody.

Let me educate you small. The tribe is inconsequential. Firstly, a man has to pay a bride price for a woman for her to be called his wife. Even Jacob worked for 7 years and was given Leah. He put in another 7years to get his hearthrob Rachel. Now to you, Nothing was done on her head both customarily and otherwise. You kept her as a friend, you impregnated her, she bore a son. You never deem it fit to meet her people, until she became sick and died.
The son you have with her is not yours since she is not married to you. For you to get the boy, you must do the necessary things. Secondly, the truth is that the girls family is enlightened if not, you will be writing this from police cell. Yes and I mean it cos by now you go dey explain what someone's daughter who is not your wife has been doing in your house to d extent of even dying in your care.

BannedLarge:
That’s why, I didn’t pay attention to komekh that said that one cannot improve on his technically after a certain age. You can absolutely improve on anything

No mind that guy. Football players as far as I know continues improving until they get old. How good was CR7 the first time he came to ManU. But he became better as he joined Madrid. Even continued improving as he ages. Same with defenders and even goalkeepers

Naija still dey run around in circles

charlesemeka85:
baba forget that bosso team

I pray ozonwafor continues with his current form when he returns to galatasaray or at best he should remain in Belgium

Both are left legged. How u wan do am

BascoVanVeli:
The only people worried about his social media are busy body Nigerians. A whole bunch of Karens running around crying about nothing. Victor Ikpeba himself has moved on from the situation but people want to carry the matter on their head.


As for missed chances he is not even close to having the most missed chances in his league. No striker on earth will ever score every chance he gets.

Why go long range when the plan is to work it in to u for a tap In? Victor is a very smart footballer and he knows the difference between a good and a bad shot.

Oh men!!! 18, 17, 16 big chances missed per season wey never finish. I guess this goes to show that Napoli don't even create goal scoring chances for their attackers. With this stat, I just dey imagine Osihmen missing 18 big chances.

Amedino99:
Na who come talk this one nigbayen

Internet never forgets

MrCover:
A Federal Poly Student OKO, Commits Suicide In His Room, At Green Lodge, By Hanging Himself, After Facing Hardship, Reports.

According To Reports Gathered By , The Male Student Who is ND 1 Level In The School, has allegedly Ended His own life.

As At The Time Of Filing This Report, What Leads To Her Suicide Is Still Sketchy.

Donnie Saico Media, Who Notified On Facebook, Wrote:

See Photos As Obtained By Below:

https://www.facebook.com/117533482987270/posts/770698144337464/

OP which story do we believe. You just posted that the cause of death is hardship in Anambra state. The report you pasted said cause of death is unknown. How did you know that the cause of death is hardship? Hope you are not covering up something. Security agents ought to investigate you.

DoggoneDogg:
By Olajide Idowu




https://cdn.pmnewsnigeria.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/Hunter.jpg
Source: PM News

Shape shifting things. But why Antelope?? Why not lion or Others like it.

Insecurity:
Terrorists Release Another Photograph Of Abducted Kaduna-Abuja Train Passengers

At least eight passengers were killed in the incident, while 168 others were kidnapped or declared missing.




https://saharareporters.com/2022/04/26/terrorists-release-another-photograph-abducted-kaduna-abuja-train-passengers

If this kind thing happen in SE. By now all the men in that zone must have been rounded up. Chopper go dey fly 24/7. All d women and children go don migrate cos their family houses has been burnt down and their sons rounded up and shot dead.
Within 24hrs they would have killed all the kidnappers and rescued all the abducted men and women. Yes it took Nigeria police 24hrs to sniff out where they rustled 300 cows and abducted herdsmen were kept in Anambra.

Igbo:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/525444-gunmen-abduct-10-herders-steal-300-cows-in-anambra-demand-n4-million.html

This one off me I swear. Premium Times abeg, where will someone keep or move 300 cows in Anambra state without being seen. Anambra!!!! And did they request for #40milion or #4milion?? Who asks for #4milion ransom for 300 cows. Pls they should find another story. It for make better sense say the story stop for where the gunmen invaded, killed and even killed some cows, it for make better sense. But adding stealing of 300 cows. That means they have a cow herder wey go herd the cows to wherever. And that means Fulani follow go the operation. Premium times no go kill me

Islandlady:
Imagine you had a fight with your girlfriend b4 going to work and you came back and see that she has destroyed your hard earned properties like the pics below

What would your reaction or first action be??

Remember violence is not an option

Anyways, I'll clean my place and same time clean her out. I wouldn't want to slide into wawulence.

TMSMedia:
You Can Have Sex With Your Wife When She Is On Her Period - Prophetess Rose Kelvin Tells Men

Popular Abuja-based Prophetess, Rose Kelvin has asked men to go ahead and have sex with their wives when they are on their periods if they are that "pressed", IGBERETV reports.

Prophetess Rose said this while sharing her encounter with a man who is HIV positive. She said the man had an affair with another woman without a condom because he felt his wife was "unclean" while on her period.

The cleric further told men not to use "period" as an excuse to cheat on their wives as they can always make love to them with or without a condom.

She wrote;



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=526681948828641&id=100044605201766

One of the reasons the early church didn't want women to teach. Sophistication, modernity and mutilation of the scripture, na him dey make Christianity look like joke. But these people will still use a manual of an item they bought in 1970 to fix it in 2022, but when it comes to the Bible, they will tell you that this is modern time. A manual has been given to mankind, The scriptures, just read it with open mind, you can fix your life with it. Don't add, don't subtract. Scripture forbids men even sleeping on the same bed with their wives when they are in red. Not even the woman cooking for the husband. Because they were tagged unclean at that time. But this one dey bring her own thinking as part of her teaching as a leader of congregation of the faithfuls. Tufiakwa

OkwuEziokwu:
Ladies And Gents. Honest Opinion. On A Scale Of 1-10, What Wud U Rate Dis Body?

What would you suggest I improve on?

You try, but d chest get low self esteem. I dash u 4/10

daveP:
Goodjoe
Nerd
Komekn

Samuelsmith.