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Comedy!

Mods should please move to jokes section.

Peter Okoye of Psquae has more chances than this dude.

Those deceiving him are not doing him any good. They just want to turn him to Atiku of 2015.

So who should we vote ??

Very dirty tiles

ithink7:
Guy’s please what’s the name of this bird. Just found it dead at my doorstep.
Maybe village people came to watch me and thunder fired them.

I can’t find you on WhatsApp bro

grandlexuz:
A month in Cameroon and you remitting to Nigeria. Welcome to the Land of Milk and Honey..hahaha. That business in Yaounde that is filling your pockets, link me up oh. I be guy man also..hahaha.


Twice while sending money to Nigeria I used Ecobank and just paid into the recipients account in Naija. Two years ago you could send through Mobile Money from the comfort of your phone but the service is now been restricted to the CEMAC zone.

Did you check with Western Union and Money gram. I will enquire from someone on the cheapest way ..If you are in Yaounde you could enquire from the lots of Nigerian guys who sell motor spare parts in Mvog Ada. I am certain the should know better.

You can reach me on 678 74 04 99 (Dr Ayuk) (Both WhatsApp and call)

Are you still in Cameroon bro ??

There is hardly a place or thing In Douala that I don't know.
Was thinking maybe your business is on that Rue Castelnau.
But no issues,I know Congo too well.Use to sell to clients at mboppi back in the days but as business grew,I only sell to big guns at Douala bar and even to maison NIKI.You know how bamilekesin mboppi like to play with biafrais suppliers money na
You sell electronics too?

Were you able to relocate ??

Godisreal:
Hello good people of nairaland, I want to reallocate to Douala Cameroon. Is life worth living there? Is there any business I can venture into that will make me successful? Is there constant electricity? How is the security in Douala? In general is food and shelter affordable? I will be glad to read peoples contributions.
God bless Nairaland.

na Pikin wey belong to bus driver you Want us to discuss about her mum here right ?

5 million bail say them kill person ??

DropsMic:
75 suspects = atleast 5 million bail per head total equals 375,000,000 million Naira. Now you guys know why they are going after these boys.

You need help not Val

Datboredberry:
How am I a pedophile? I'm still a teen and he's passed puberty!

He likes me too! I'm not forcing him... The feelings are mutual... I'm the one who respects our relationship, that's why nothing has happened...

But I needs Val...

A poor man has spoken

noleflendum:
Using blood money for road construction
Many lives would be lost on this road just to be renewing his occultic ogu ego

MedicalSamwise:
Keep learning. You have a long way to go. You can follow me on Instagram @aesthetic_designs1

I'm also a graphics designer

You have no followers

Great designs anyways

I think this guy was born with low self esteem as a disorder .
. “ This fine girl won’t let me close unless she is dead”

But I swear , problem they

Most of these things boils down to Foundation (your early stage with her ) .
I can’t be a simp .
She should be the one complaining that you are so difficult . Most of you sell your self out cheaply in the name of love

I didn't like the inconsistency (He and I ) in the writeup . I can't tell if it's him writing or a second party

Secondly , Police Force is like a formation ground and proceeding for PHD without authorization is like self medications to me .

He should pull out and start up a private security firm

chatinent:
The title of your tale should be Heartbroken. I saw the way you made the sadness in you trivial and the beauty in the way you digressed countless times as you sought for a resting place for your worries.


Move on bro, nobody is worth your tears.

Date like you are expecting nothing.


cc: mynd44, Dominque lalasticlala

Smiles ,I will be fine . I'm happy you read to the end .

Arabic nights , it's always a touch of Romance and adventure . The night that turned what I assumed to be a SAGA into a love story .

Why did I let go �

In Primary 4B , Mr Okoro told me that "where you are fighting from determines your victory" . To me , fighting an already made guy in diaspora as a struggling Onitsha main market man would be a lame quest . His flight cost alone would buy my shop

Should we blame her ? �

NO , the dream of an average nigerian girl is to eradicate poverty from her Family . Tonny is doing well in Netherlands , While the only thing I can boast of is a half shop in main market .
Don't see it as inferiority complex on my side, we are talking about her . I trust I would make it , but maybe she believed otherwise .

Oya , what Happened on that Night �

The traffic was heavy , moving from main market to my house was like going from Egypt to Jerusalem . Despite the fact that I knew we were going to call it off, I still didn't want to keep her waiting .

I took a quick bath, while waiting for Nduka my favourite Abakeleke Keke rider . Thank God he hasn't killed me yet, he drives Keke like Okada . Anyways he doesn't charge much . Everyone likes his neatly packaged and well decorated Keke . The coloured lights , reddish leather sit and the sound system in his Keke has made him the choice for everyone

Ok

15 mins later , I didn't see Nduka . I felt something was wrong . He usually responds in 15 minutes , irrespective of where you are calling him from . I didn't want to keep waiting, I had to start trecking towards the direction I assumed Nduka would come from

It was a busy night in our street , the street lights were on . You can clearly see the face of anyone trying to play smart on your bag . I saw the smiles on the faces of the women making weekend sales too

The first person I noticed was 'mama Uju' , the Tomato seller . She is generous and liberal in her sales . Her Jara will always outrun the usual . According to my friends , her daughter is more generous . She gives freely to them without charges . I can't say for sure, life to me is like cafeteria, I pay before I eat .

Oga you are deviating , ehe ?

Oh, don't blame me , Nduka caused it . I was already 30 mins behind schedule . He was yet to arrive in his Keke . So I continued trecking .

Musa waved at me in excitement as usual , he is one of my fans in our street . He already sold off all his Sugarcane . A northernan that loves me without reason . Countless times has he casted more sugarcane into my bags than I paid for . Maybe because I promised to buy him a new wheel barrow .

Eleka didn't wave at me as usual , I was yet to remit both the bottle of coke I took from his shop and the money for it . Elaka does'nt have credit book, but he forgets no debt . He is a typical Nnewi man , he doesn't joke with his money . I hate indebtedness anyways , it ruins friendship .

It was already 9pm when Nduka arrived . Nora has already called to announce that she has left crunchies . I couldnt blame her, She waited for two hours. I couldn't blame Nduka either , traffic was heavy at Nkpor Junction .

I motioned Nduka towards Elaka's shop . I bought him a bottle of Hero , gave him 500 and bid him and his Keke adieu . I quickly paid Elaka for the drink together with the Coke I took a night before and headed home .

On getting to my apartment , I quickly motioned Aunty Judith to serve me airtime . I like the spirit at which she runs her enterprise, despite the fact that it was a kiosk . Countless times has she offered me plates of rice on Sundays . She likes the fact that I don't get visited by random ladies .

Just as I was about reacharging , her text entered .

It read " Noni I'm done with you "

She married Tonny , she would be moving to Netherlands soon and I am happy for her .
To her , it's a dream come true. To me , it's a motivation to work harder

With love from main market Onitsha

Before the Covid-19 outbreak , the hype for Ecom (mini importation and dropshipping) was much . I was seeing different facebook ads for products and services .
I always admired the Idea of going into Ecom as side business , but I am surprised as I hardly see people talking about Ecom in the present Nigeria .

So what's your thoughts my friends , Is Ecom dead in Nigeria

Our Story �
My friends and I have being freelancing ( Helping people with onetime off contracts ) for close to 3 years now due to lack of better jobs after School
OK ? �
We are 5 in number and has the skills to execute ; Writing jobs , Designing jobs ( website and graphics ) , Researches , social media management , Video/photo editing and administrative jobs
Go on �
Recently , we started thinking about coming together to start up a remote virtual assistant agency. To start Helping other businesses/startups to execute tasks that would cost them more if they employ a full time staff .
Our Fears �
1.Will this work in Nigeria ?
1b . Do Nigerians work with remote staff ?
2. If 1 and 1b is 'Yes' , do we need a physical general office to get started ?
3 Do you have any advise to give us

Thanks

Staccato001:
Sorry! Unfortunately, Tega is from none of the above.
If you think geographic area or tribe determines infidelity and promiscuity, then you better look through the crystal ball.

Tega is from Cross River . They don't have tradition . In my town, she will be banished

Cross river and Akwaibom ladies eh
Tueh

They no send anyone . I'm dating one

Greedy man , lol

Anyways , The company is a financial service and runs like micro finance bank . We even loan out money to people . People in so many markets saves money on daily bases with us . He can loan out 3m if he want . We only get to give people their money during xmass period

OGWILLS123:
You are a very greedy man , How do you expect
business of a year plus to start yelling you profit even if
it has a large customer base.

Profit made from early start up most be reinvested back
to grow the company.

and secondly how do you expect him to borrow you 300k
from a business that was funded with 1.2 mill .

Advice for young entrepreneur: The worse think that can
to your business or company is starting it with a wrong partner. Your problem in business is not competition, is not
your goods, it is your partner and employees.
It is always good to have another source of income when
starting a business or company, Steve jobs the founder of apple was earning 1 dollar a year even when is company was worth over $500 million.

[quote author=famouscargo4u post=105464512][/quote]Thanks a lot

Someone Should a advise me please .

To make the story Short ,
My elder brother was jobless for two straight years after Uni ( 2018 to 2020 )
It was a big worry to me as I needed him to land a job in order to start supporting the family .

Late 2020, He told me about a business that he wants to start and asked me to be his partner .
I contributed 500k and 700k to the business while he added close to 500k (non was documented )

We registered the business under our names as a limited liability company without an agreement (unless he made an agreement behind me ) .

The Issue now !!
It is one year plus now and I have not gotten a dime (ROI ) or any benefit from the business as he is the one that runs the businesses .
The business has a large customer base now, yet he claims that their is no money even when I asked him to borrow me money from the business .

Today, I told him that I have an event coming up and I would need 300k to add to the money I already have and would return the money by 27th of this month . He told me pump and play that he does not have money .

Please friends , How do I go about dissolving the Limited liability company and getting my name out of the business entirely ?

NUJABEZ:
I have heard that rent should not be more than 20% of yearly income. I think it might be too expensive for you at this time, but if you value good accommodation more than clothes or, alcohol, and other considerations, you should totally be fine.

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valtorking:
Bros how far.....chose to die?

Hahaha .....you wan kimi ?

Rozcol:
Op is a liar, most Nigerian men are liars and manipulators.You all will be surprised if you hear the wife's side.

why are you taking this personal

As in eh , my current gf is being raised by her mum. Babe is a definition of humility and we are 3 years into the relationship. I have not seen a single disadvantage of being with her .

greatbrian:
I think there is a stereotype about single mother stuff here.


Truth is if you are crazy, you are crazy. If you are bad you are bad forget single mum ish. Lots of mofos out there who came out from a perfectly good family but are much more bitter and I'll mannered than whatever you say. And for the records, I was raised by a single mum alongside 2 elder sisters and not for once have my sisters exhibit those traits you dare not even raise your voice in my house even with all I think I am mum still slapped me few months ago and just last week my woman sent my mum money and she tagged it for raising him right.


So stop condemning the parent who choose to stay condemn the one who can't take up responsibilities but choose to die or walk away.

obainojazz:

Man in white trying to impress so money go drop forgetting Arthur Eze no Dey spray like Obi Cubana

What if the man in white is reacher than Obi Cubana and your entire village put together .
Arthur is surrounded by quite billionaires

Another one I like

Marvieduke:
For there mind now them don open eyes Oooo

I like you

candidbabe:
Okay oooooo

cPapaAjascO:
time is running out against me... the relationship is already some hours old and I have done nothing and said nothing... she will soon start growing cold feet


Help me nah... I heard u are Ubunja and this is your alternate moniker. Help me nah

You are being desperate and it unmanlly (smiles) . Invest more on your self and continue enriching your purse .
That same thing that attracted her will hold her down .
Be unpredictable in all you do and spend with sense . Relationship is more like ponzi , so invest only what you can afford to lose .

Rozcol:
Its not exactly the way you painted it,she was in the know all the while he was after me,she never said anything positive about him but secretly started dating him,she's snakelike and why was she hiding it?if she were to be open about it I won't have had any issues with her

I would date your sister if all we had was a mare chase .
You were Forming expensive and hard to get . I applied For UNN , They rejected me. I applied to Esut and got admitted that year.

Must your friend avoid everything you hate ?

I doubt you are above 23 years .