₦airaland Forum

My first front page on NL ......
I dedicate this achievement to Chioma my ex gf . She said I can never make it in life, but look at me on front page today .

According to Hon C C Ugwu who took the pictures on his visit to UNN Zoo, He was shocked when the monkey repositioned its self when he raised his phone to take pictures of the monkey .
The funniest part of it was that the monkey gave him different positions for him to capture. .

jclassiq:
Speak only for yourself young man.

He is speaking for us. Just exclude your self and move on sir. We are good without u

koyyes:
Man like mike.

Every responsible girl's dream man.

Too bad they are only raised abroad.

They are here too....
You girls ignore them for audio/ig boys

Freshprime:
I am homeless right now in a foreign land, USA, my people make una pray make God answer my prayer, God's plan

homeless in USA and you need prayers ?
Bros wait , Attention , don't move , just be calm , let the thunder locate you .

Na Fan them dy use for the #Boat ?

Mcreloaded:
I pray.

Super story, where will they relocate to when the market is here in Nigeria and those that left when Nigeria was in recession are now regretting it and are looking for ways to come back.

My own take is that this border closure should have happened ay the early stages of planting season to prepare farmers to farm more lands and cultivate more rice farms, and secondly government should do something urgently about electricity as it is one of the major reasons industries relocated to Ghana in the first place and electricity availability will bring more industries to come to Nigeria as we have the population and petro dollars which makes Nigeria a sgrong market.

farm more lands wit which money ?

Vivonose:
Money talking...in their next life,they won't try any stupid prank
All for cheap publicity

What the girls said is not up to half of false claims we pour on the present government on so many occasions. Have you been arrested?
That was abuse of power on his side

Riele:
What else is the cause of the hates if not her gender?

Males who share their experience don't gets insults like they're dishing to her .

Lol......most times , men see direct complement to opposite sex as sign of weakness . If we hate her , we won't even make a comment

[quote author=Mogambo123 post=83559810]1. You are right on this one.

2.Well it all depends though, we have done it before and it worked, just that I have reservations about this one.

3.Used to, now I only visit.

I appreciate your contribution brother. [/quote I ]I wish you luck then

Mogambo123:
1. Monthly

2. Fish farming ( we been doing it for 3 years just looking to expand)

3. Both of us.

8% is too high in this economy . I guess u approached a micro finance bank .
2. Bro, I won't advice u to take a loan to finance an agricultural project in Nigeria. Am advicing u as a money lender .
3. Thought u said u r abroad

Riele:
Seriously??.

what good side do you want me to see in those hateful comments?

must you blame it on her gender ?

GoldChest:
Money couldn't buy you beauty

What is your brand Bro ?
Orijin or Heineken ?

Riele:
See them above ! Sadists .


They are Not happy , because it's a girl .One piece of trash is even calling her ugly .

Mtcheww.

mus you look for a way to show that you are a feminist ? . You always see the bad side of everything. Grow up !!! .

Adrian98:
Samsung Galaxy S7 for sale 20k. Blank screen. Dm

Final warning !
Stop advertising this thing .

Adrian98:
Samsung Galaxy S7 for sale 20k. Blank screen. Dm

Samsung with blank screen ??
The screen alone can buy a plot of land in my village

I would advice you better if you could let me know;
1 . if the 8% is monthly or total interest .
2. The type of ago business (rearing , crop or processing )
3 . Who will manage the business .

franchasng:
Don't ever stop reading and researching for new ideas even if you are currently making it big.


Remember, the business you are into today will definitely have more daring competitors with time, so start researching next business or investment to venture into or else, you will soon go out of business and you will start saying surviving in Nigeria is difficult when it is actually difficult to sustain a business anywhere in the world!!


Remember Nokia died because they refused to adapt to peoples needs and demands, they stayed glued to Symbian OS whle the world craved for something smarter which Android offered and pushed Nokia and BlackBerry out of market.


BlackBerry too refused to learn and where are they today

Hummer SUV aka Hummer Jeep also refused to learn and they went into oblivion!


But look at Google, they keep researching and bringing new business ideas and also making sure they are helping others make money, so make sure your business is helping other people to also succeed and make money if not, people will grow tired of patronizing you.


Is your business helping people to make money Is your business helping people to also grow their own businesses and life If not, your business will not live long!

Facebook, Instagram, Google, Amazon, Alibaba, etc are waxing bigger daily because they are not just getting rich alone, they are also creating millionaires all over the world so people will forever be happy patronizing them.



This is another reason Nairaland will live long; its helping people succeed too through networking for those that have sense

Networking !!!
They will think you are making reference to IT . Need some personal stuffs to ask you pls

ursullalinda:
Hahaha.... dis one na druss no be pant..

it actually the type of pant that turns me on easily . Maybe am a local man

fados4sure:
I will advise you to look for teaching job. I teach with just 3 period of 50minutes each per day & close 2:00pm with #30k/month

Your profile says that you are in UK .
How does 30k salary cover your daily flight to Nigeria for work?

AwkaetitiBabe:
Sure

my WhatsApp line 09078804292 .will be waiting

AwkaetitiBabe:
USA

that is great . we could talk if it interest you?

AwkaetitiBabe:
furthering my studies abroad, I'd go into criminology and forensic. One can build a thriving career over there.

which country ?

Could be Red John .
Let's call Patrick Jane.
it a pity we dnt have biometric and forensics expert in this country .
I do not know if the government would grant me access to some data if I decide to chose the Carrier path.

miztersale:
8k

last price ?

how much

Just one bomb blast in that court room and we become independent as a country

ikelords:
Funkam and tugrow pls do you handle sea shipping? If yes kindly state your rate per CBM.

How long does sea shipping take pls?

foreverkind1:
I think the Graduate entry own will be cool, so far it's 2yrs. 1.5 yrs won't give post study visa

Bro , can I get visa to do one yr diploma in Australia?

akpunda86:
Yes guy. Just onevturns u around.here is my. Llife history in brief. I was doing a 300k job in lekki as a project manager but i pay 900k for my flat per annum.youll say why i no go mainland. Yea was there bf but stress was much with my work. Well our project ended salary not forth coming.told my guys is time to go home.my wife was scared but i told her if my mates are doing well in east ill do better.we found a truck packed all our properties zoom to enugu.
Yea was not easy we stayed in one room in d family house for three years.first one year was rough very rough no inflow just eating my savings till finished.next sold my wife car.

I tried contracts federal jobs those fanillar know of what is called compliance.None i have and ur firm must be a year bf u get.once i got them in 2015 i hussled my first contract job.my gain was2.....million after supply. Im an engineer so i was also into consultancy.well my contacts grew in enugu.i penetrated alp govt firms and today im cool.
People are selfish is wat most guys do but no body tellls u.look for constituency projects and make sure u see a copy of federal tender journal out every two weeks in federal secretariat near you

where in Enugu are you bro

OboOlora:
When people try hard to show off on the gram, something surely doesn’t add up!

Well I can’t judge her, it’s better to cry in a huracan than on a bicycle

Meanwhile, where’s Airforce1?

You still believe that money brings happiness ?

Michelle55:
Here to read comments, boo-boo biko coman join me let's know how much we will be needing at the end of the day

can we talk