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It is only N130 gold circle.

The last time i checked on Eurobonds which had its subscription in February i was told i can only subscribe with USD contrary to the name EuroBond and the minimum subscription is $5000.

The interests is around 6% per annum and it is very much possible to cash in USD and run to Aboki

chukzyfcbb:
This eurobond talk has been sounding interesting so i did some little findings and this is what I understood about it, Pls correct me if I am wrong.

Mutual fund houses like FBN, don't place a fixed yield on your capital, instead the money grows as the Price/Unit increases. So regardless of the rate Nigeria offers her eurobond, it seems investors are at the mercy of the price of each unit.
Just like stocks where price per share gets up, so does your capital.

eg If FBN puts a Unit at a price of $100/Unit
and I purchase 100units which is 10thousand dollars

If the price/unit becomes $150/unit after 6months,
it means I am $5,000 richer.
If the price/unit remains stagnant, it means no gain.
(pics from First bank quest below)

This is how I understand it oo, I could be wrong.

Also knowing that proceeds of the eurobond would be sent to my domicillary account and not given to me cash, Problem could arise during withdrawal.

Banks are fond of hoarding dollars whenever one wants to withdraw from his/her domiciliary account, they prefer to pay the naira equivalent which means using the official rate lool.

Using the same example above, although I made 5k, wouldn't it be extra cool if I could withdraw the total sum in CASH with the hope of selling it off in the black market?
I could even make more if naira had devaluated by that time I want to sell off


Oga feelamong and the experts here, am I correct in my assertion? If yes, How do you dribble the bank staffs to get the raw currency rather than the naira equivalent ,lol

Ps: Jan 2017 its $104/share
August 2017 its $109/share
not even a 5% increase
that's about 4.8% Gross Profit
after deduction of management fee as retail investor which is (1.5%) , my true profit would be 3.3% of my capital

Bros Feelamong abeg come explain oh.

OP invite her to your room, ask her to remove her pant then lick her toto, after that tell her you can't go inside.

Ensure you have already paid 2 years advance elsewhere before trying this.

Here in America, we fvck pple's wife to make a living, if you doubt it i will give you Tunde's number to send you some videos.

Tuface really has 2 faces, most of us know what Afonjas do with credit cards abroad.

There was no way dammycrane lagged in knowledge about the card being stolen.

Selon moi, je vous dites appel la dame et rencontree avec elle, explique la raison vous n'avez pas communique depuis long temps.

Faites un amical relations.

Bon courage.

DabLord:
I am an introvert. My ex wooed me. My relationship with her was going on perfectly until she told me that she doesn't loved me, I was angry to the extend it leads to her and my family quarrelling 5years ago. I broke up with her, along the line she and her family reconciled with my family (except me because i don't want anything to bring us together again).

She was impregnated by another guy last year, so she gave birth last two week Thursday.

All my family members went to her visited her at the hospital (except i). She did her naming ceremony which i was invited but i didn't attend but she named her new born baby my names because she still love me (which my elder brother told me she told him). I felt bad after hearing that.

Should i visit her just to say hi or i sholdnt?
Please dont mind my english, I am familiar with french more than english..

Please I need a mature advice, kindly move it to the front page

That's how they do Afonjas .

she came there to swallow eWEDU !!!

Evaberry:
...

See that fat one smiling like a fool!


will she smile if it was her child

Please what is that green thing inside the plate on the floor?

Airyprince:
so we should fry beans

There are various levels of sexual harassment;

Level 1: When you touch the other party's private part.
Level 2: When you are sitting in a place like a restaurant eating and i come into the restaurant remove my trousers and wave my John Thomas right in front of you
Level 3: When you are sitting inside a bus and i sit next to you look directly into your breasts and licking my lips without any control.
Level 4: When you are sitting inside a bus and i verbally tell you "chai baby, if i can just suck your milk industry for 10 seconds, i will give you anything you want and buy you an Iphone".

There are so much more and surprisingly it extends to married couples depending on the laws of the land.

SweetPuffPuff:
[color=violet]I wouldn't consider it harassment as no 1 touched or made lewd comments ta her.

1 guy complimented her loudly and the driver offered her a discount
... but neither touched or suggested anything. Its normal. [/color]

Good observation, worse case scenario if the governement fails to meet its debt obligation.

1. It will increase international borrowing rates.
2. It will increase local borrowing rates
3. The value of Naira will crash to the level of Venezuela and Zimbabwe i.e. To buy one loaf of Agege bread with a plate of ewa could be N1500 and exchange rate could fly N750/$ today and N400/$ tomorrow.
4. Crime will rise
5. The poor will suffer most.
6. Oloshos will reduce their price and the cost of vaseline will go up.
7. Inflation will kick most people into Agriculture

My advice to investors, know your onion. Do not invest foolishly, in an unpredictable economy, your N25,000,000 can easily degrade to N15,000,000 even though you have earned huge interests.

As much as the Federal government doesn't show any signs of collapse, the incompetent decisions makers in the government are brain dead economists.

joseph1013:
I have a concern, what if the Federal Government is unable to fulfill its TBILLS obligations?

Based on the budget, we should have a full year budget deficit of N2.37 Trillion, but at half year, we already have N2.5.

Based on the budget, we should have a full year debt service of N1.66 Trillion but in half year we already have excess of N1 Trillion.

Revenue is not increasing. Where will they get the money from in the next years when these TB reach maturity?

Just trying to voice out my fears about my investments.

Elders in the house?

This is not an oyibo man, oyibo people don't bear names like Hamadah Zah .

Oyibo people bear names like Jeremy Kyle, Paul Wright, Jerry Wrangler, Mark Donald, John Terry .

Don't confuse Indians with Oyibo.

As much as agitation for break up lingers, there is a 1:100 probability of a break-up. Here is unbiased reason why;

According to history, a country that has been in long existence before others always have priority over its smaller counterparts except there is in a influx of investors into the smaller country (the probability of investors flooding the East with investment is 1:100 as well).

During breakup, a country doesn't breakup its central banking system except a severe war of a very high magnitude causing 70 percent Nigerians to flee from the country, i don't see such happening. Nigerians love their beer parlour night outs and the armed forces are not weak.

Agitation is a groundbreaking plea for equal rights and truly not an intent to break up, some agitators like we see lose the purpose due to power adrenaline as we see but there wil be no success story about breakup.

To build a country of 60 million people you need at least $500 Billion for a start which the Nigerian govt don't even have.

Fm4real06:
I was almost tempted to do FD. Infact i already have d form just to fill because of the way the lady in the bank approached me and talked me to it.
I still dont understand hw i stumbled on this thread in the first place even though i have searched about tbills online. Now my investment is getting close to 30days even though they will mature within 80days. I just pray Nigeria dont break up b4 oct 1st this one im hearing agitations everywhere.

You stabbed your customer to death, what happened to customers are always right ?

Evans where are you?

Try masturbating with two hands, its more sensational and Scream Aisha Buhari when you are about to cum

Thank me later.

Where is Buhari?

Great, this is something yoruba pole can't do, they will rather do this

Wereee funke na im u marry.

I guess your worry is with regards to a sanction for forex they repatriated for MTN, that is nothing compared to what rogue banks like EcoBank do, Stanbic is probably the 3rd most compliant bank in naija, its actually an International Bank trading with different names in other African countries.

NoQualms1:
Please guys, what do you think about this Senate decision regarding Stanbic IBTC? I want to invest in their MMF but I'm scared they MAY no longer last in Nigeria. Please advice.

cc: all Stanbic fans

Firstly, living in Nigeria with a disability is like ordering a barbecue suya from hell but living with disability in countries like Australia and the UK is like living with King Solomon.

The disabled in Nigeria suffer today due to bad government.

A child Charlie was born in the UK a few months ago with disability, his parents tried and raised £1.3 million for him to be treated in the US, the funds came from public donors who support their own, unfortunately the little Charlie has passed on and his parents are left with £1.3mlilion cash.

Everytime a child with a disability is born in a developed country, more resources such as increased funding in R& D is being channeled towards the cure for that ailment, but in Nigeria, you leave them to roam tbe streets, do you know the money the state of Arizona or the borough of kensington spends on one disabled can feed 100 disabled people in Nigeria?

farano, Rocktation

condomuser:
I have N100K that i am not using and want to give it out to two girls thats 50K each,

tell me why you are the right person to benefit from this money.

Tell me what you will do with the money.

I have N100K that i am not using and want to give it out to two girls thats 50K each,

tell me why you are the right person to benefit from this money.

Tell me what you will do with the money.

My brother which country you dey?

I dey find country wey i go go fuckkk correct oyibo people, All these naija slay queen don tire me

I hear say oyibo toto dey sweet, shebi na true?

JAMB QUESTION;

Which country in the world does not have a President?

Afonjas again, even in ghana

Wow such an incredible write up, you hit the nail right there. The way financially dependent ladies will zoom out of this thread or make disregarding comments will be faster than the speed of light.

I agree there needs to be some sort of financial independence on the ladies part, this will enable her command more respect in her home and not enslaved as a house wife.

These days 95 percent of Nigerian ladies are hell bent on making the man their ATM machine, obviously its only an uneducated man or someone who has ran out of options with women who will settle with a woman who can only bring her Vagina on the table

MissRaine69:
Know this
I did not suffer labour pains for 4 days to deliver my son so that he could alleviate you from poverty that is the role of your parents
I did not carry my son for 9 months, struggle through his formative years
Struggle with his father to send him and his siblings to school so that you could demand he buys you expensive gifts. We did not Experience the anxieties of watching him head buried in his books studying for exams. Watched his father offer him words of encouragement as he lay awake wondering if he had been accepted into the University of his choice. His father and I sat there one of the proudest moments we experienced as parents watching him graduate.
Life was never meant to be easy getting a job was the biggest mountain he had to climb.
Do you know how many rejections from employers he received?
Do you know how it broke our hearts when we struggled to find words to keep his spirits up?

I remember the day I received that phone call he had finally made it he both his feet were now firmly on the ground. Then he met you a stunning goddess but to my dismay a woman who did not tire of talking about herself.
A woman who was empty inside a women who responded with " If you say so" when we spoke about current affairs. I realise now in hindsight your area of expertise was IG , FB & celebrity gossip.


A woman who laughed when I asked her what she hopped to do. You pointed at my son and said "he will take care of me now!"
Who will take care of you? My son ?
I don't think so. You are not his responsibility. He is not in servitude to pander to your whims.

He was distressed when he came to visit us he told me you wanted better accommodation you were tired of sharing, and you also wanted a car. How could he afford all this when he had just stared working?
You stopped talking to him it was heartbreaking to see his distress.
My son is not the IMF that bails struggling entities like you out of complete financial meltdown. He is trying to make you happy but happiness to you equates to money.
Dear broke women my son is not your ATM.

He owes you nothing, he is not obligated to do
Anything for you. He will do something because he wants to not because he has to or because you give him an ultimatum.

Dear broke women he owes no loyalty to you because all you seek is an opportunity. He is your salvation out of a situation. You don't love my son you love money.

As soon as another man give her belle in your presence then you go know say, life no eazi

Dont blame yourself You went to study in Jalingo (a monkey reserved area) and expect to produce Cambridge quality results? .

In my opinion You did well with the result

Takeit2017:
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Following the recent release of WAEC results nationwide, there have been viral reports of good ones, bad ones, extremely good ones, and some really bad ones

Now, a young Nigerian man identified as Lyambee Sade Aorabee, has been reported heartbroken and left in a vulnerable state after he found out which category he belonged to..

The young man, though broken, took to his social media page to share the result with his friends and family.

He did this while attaching a strong caption to the uploaded result. From the way he wrote, it was obvious that the young man had given up on himself and has accepted defeat.

He apologized to his mother while acknowledging the fact that he has let her down. He also mentioned that could have cheated but his ego would not let him stoop that low.

He wrote on Facebook;

“Always knew I was the dull one. I’m sorry mama! I didn’t make it. Should’ve cheated — but no, ego and self righteousness got the better of me”

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Check Source Via: http://trendinghelm..com/2017/07/i-should-have-cheated-nigerian-guy-who.html

Lalasticlala, Mynd44

This guy better Fvuck that pussy unprotected to give her belle and cancel his family's name from the book of Poverty

I will sponsor your study, just tell me your uni of choice.

ADIEMUS:
Registered yesterday, ftc today hurray!!!.I dedicate this to all Jambites.May God pick your call.Amen!!!