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NwaAmaikpe:



All I see is the bitterness behind that smile.
KANU is tired;
Tired of Amara's mom meddling in his family's business and negatively influencing her.

Even his father-in-law Mazi Okoronkwo Onyeador is grappling under the fetters of the same woman.

Nothing is worse than having a thorn in the flesh as a wife but it is worst if that thorn is your mother-in-law.

Nice thighs by the way.

CallmeLucy:
I sent you a message at 3:30pm on Thursday which is less than 24 hours you claimed, check ur WhatsApp messages

You saying that you can’t contact the sender of the funds now or what cause you’re not replying my messages on WhatsApp which is why I had to bring this on here.

PatrickOkunima:
Hi all, it's your HR guy, and I am about to give you insider tips on the shocking facts about exaggerating on your CV. I would also remind you that I have interviewed thousands of candidates, so I speak from experience.


Gives you room to negotiate a higher salary

You should know that most firms can go a little bit above their salary scale just to attract a “bright” talent. It would be so unwise just to neglect someone who has lots of accomplishments on his resume because of a salary difference of 10k.

As long as your accomplishments are mind-blowing – whether true or false, you stand a chance to claim a high salary package.

But you should know that salary discussion comes only after you have been tested on all fronts, and have been certified qualified. I don’t know how you are going to do it, but trust me that great accomplishments attract great salary remunerations.

Job expectations heighten

A guy passed all the stages of our interview during a certain recruitment season, and we even went above our salary scale to hire him. We were so confident that we’ve found the right guy to replace another expert that left us and moved to a competitor.

I guess it was because we didn’t have qualified hands to access the guy when he was being interviewed. He excelled and answered some general questions we threw at him. He wowed the junior staff in the same department, and everyone liked him already at the interview hall. I felt so proud fishing out such talent, to the extent I got some recommendations from the MD on my ability to hunt talents.

It was exactly two months after he was hired that he was fired. He made a mess of his unit; he couldn’t perform basic functions that a network Engineer should do, junior colleagues complained about him not being able to do his job. I was shocked as to what happened.

I later got to discover that he was quite able to perform those basic functions, but it was too basic to earn such an amount in salaries. Much was given to him, and much more was expected. Unfortunately, he was gone already.

I understand that I only gave negative examples of those who failed after exaggerating on their resumes. I would also want you to understand that there are those who have succeeded in such exaggeration and have learnt even on the job.

I would leave you with these 3 key points.

1. Exaggerate reasonably

2. Write things you have basic knowledge of and can defend


Source: https://patrickokunima.com/2018/01/27/4-shocking-facts-about-lying-on-your-cv-every-job-seeker-should-know/

Realitycheck007:
Good day,

Good people of nairaland, I am new to the thread so please bear my mishaps. Nairaland was Introduced to me by a colleague of mine at the office yesterday. So i said i should seek your advice on an issue bothering me.. Back to the topic.

Name withheld, My fiancee has been my girl for over 4 months now, and by early next year am thinking of taking it to the alter by God's grace but here is the problem....

On 3 or 4 occasions i have invited her to spend the night at my place, she do agrees but the problem is she over sleeps. She would sleep from 11 till 7am, A working class lady. I dunno how to tell her again, Cause i told her jokingly she laughed about it and said Is It my sleep. Imagine marrying her and she wakes by 7 or 8, Were is the time to take care of our kids nd d home I.E, Preparing breakfast and bathing the kids and also preparing for her work hour..... Please Nairalanders, Your opinions will be highly welcomed.

Mods please push to front page for more assistance

dingbang:
Our tithes should be used to help these people ... Don't you think so Pastors

goldedprince:
His bride was really crushing on jidenna?
You got proofs?
That's Fuckery at its best man.
modified:
I just saw it. Banky W is about marrying an unrepentant hoe, it's not too late to break up. I hope he use his brain well. A hoe will always be a hoe

Holuwahphemy:
Have you ever fancied changing up your haircut style for something a bit wackier?
Anyone who’s ever tried to be daring when it comes to their barnet may have found it ended up in disaster.
A guy had the Louis Vuitton logo shaved into his head, before bizarrely sticking on a gold zip fastening and a handful of dollar bills.
More often than not things don’t turn out as planned, and you have to dig out the dye or painstakingly count down the days until it grows back.
But not this bunch of attention grabbers.
A gallery of brilliantly weirdos has been released online, and they’re pretty out there.
From the guy who had the Louis Vuitton pattern shaved into his skull to the bloke who looked to the poo emoji for inspiration, these sure are some hair-raising looks.

Lalasticlala, i bet you would rock the Louis Vuitton hairstyle

Source: http://www.tribuneonlineng.com/photo-news-weirdest-haircuts-ever/

rottenPussy:
Whoever sold him that weed cannot make heaven

desreek9:
Please take time to read this, I really need your advice.

I am a working mother of four kids (2 sets of twins) been married since 2012; I and my husband communicate well, our sex life is great (we explore diff. styles) and I make sure everyone is contented and satisfied or so i thought.
How i found out he was cheating

I noticed I didn't see my period for two months which is weird, I checked if i was with child but it was negative, before then I noticed burning feeling when i pee and pains so i decided to see a doctor, that was how i received the greatest shock of my life. I was told i had STD, I was in shock, crying and shaking cos i know i got it from my husband, was told to do an HIV test.

After the longest wait of my life and vomiting due to anxiety and panic, it was negative. Three months later was still negative, I went home thinking of ways to kill my husband. Later that night i first asked him if he was cheating he blatantly denied but when i showed him the test result, he was dumbfounded and started begging, i asked him why with tears rolling down my eyes, he couldn't give any reason because he knows everything was great btw us, i told him we would never make love anymore that i can't risk my life because of sex, he was begging me saying he would change, i told him i can never trust him cos once a cheat, always a cheat.

My people, it's over a year and we've not had sex, he can't chase me away from the house because we both built it and the land is in my name, sometimes he comes home late but i really don't care since we have separate bedroom. He said he can't leave because he will have to tell his and my people but he doesn't want the embarrassment.

Apart from all these, every other aspect is great at home, so my question is this; is my decision too harsh or am i justified?

moshino:
You should also change your underwear at least 3 times in a day, you're in a tropical, humid climate. Also bathe 2wice/day minimum.

TheTrueApostle:
800 bros, but as a coded man, e get where I dey buy 600..
My bra... Sex is getting too expensive. That na minus money u go pay the girl.. And guyman dey buy reach like 10packs at a goal...

Bra... Man must survive..

TheTrueApostle:
Gold circle is the worse condom to use. Durex is the best.