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I don't know why I find it difficult to reason why I should travel to another country. My first international passport expired without any stamp. The second one is already a year old and still not taken it to any embassy. I'm among those that believe I will grow my hundreds to billions in Nigeria. I didn't say millions because that's already achieved within 4yrs of trying.


Believe in Nigeria and Nigeria will reason ur situation.

800k is even much money to start a business. If you got the 800k legitimately I'm surprised you asking this question. Do you want to tell me there's no more money where the 800k came from?

Biggest fraud! which millions is already achieved in 4 years, 1 million naira or what or N10 million. For your information that your N1million is now barely $2,000 (minimum wage for an attendant in Walmart store per month) or is it N10million (still minimum wage within 10 months). The truth is there is no future in Nigeria, take it or leave it. I give Nigeria three years, 1 dollar will exchange for N1,000, why? because we will continue to be far behind in terms of productivity and continue to depend on imports. That discussion is for another forum so let me get back to this topic.

Op, someone has already advised you rightly, look out for countries that are immigrant-friendly including Canada, Germany, etc, where you can either travel for visit, work or study to gain entrance into. Get into one of these countries and go take up something legal. I have had millions in 9ja, ran business, worked in different top firms in 9ja, but I tell u something, there is no future for 9ja, that is the truth. I have engaged with Government, Private sector, name it, I can tell you Nigeria is on a long thing. Your children will thank you in future for taking that single step of stepping out of 9ja.

To begin with, identify countries (e.g Canada) you have close friends in and engage them, so if you can take up a short diploma course in Canada, do that, start processing your application, raise more funds to show at the embassy (family/ friends could also assist to transfer funds into your account over a period of 6 months to show at the embassy that you are not going to be a liability in their country, though its not all your money, so you have to return people's funds), also enrol for IELTS and take the test, get admitted to the 6-9 month short program and gbam, if luck smiles on you, you get into Canada. While there, look out for legit stuffs you can do while studying and make yourself a valuable human being.It is better to be hustling legally in serene nations than hustling in 9ja, why? in few years time, people that you are laughing at today that are doing so called menial jobs in J.D, or yankee or else where, will soon buy over all your properties in 9ja and become your landlord in future.

Nigeria is a country that is set-up to favor rent-seekers, lazy nepotism-promoters who come to deceive people that it is their sweat that got them to where they are today (when we actually know better). It is a distorted country, it does not reward or promote hard and smart work, rather it punishes hard workers. Till today year 2017, property rights do not exist in real terms, intellectual rights is zero, not to even talk about the justice system. Nigeria is a country that kills dream, it doesn't support it. Am I saying there are nobody that hustle genuinely and make it, certainly yes there are, however, breaking through is the exception not the norm, if you can only count less than a handful of the youths that are doing quite well. The choice is yours, either you want to continue to hustle where chances are you may hustle till you die (more than 80% chance), or relocate to places where dreams are allowed to thrive and chances are as high as 80%. Where you find peace, is your home. Not necessarily your father's land.

A word is enough...

Its more of a thing of the mind and your stamina level. Try to exercise well, weekly at least. Take more fruits and vegetables daily if possible or at least regularly and when you want to start, try focus on satisfying the babe first before satisfying yourself. It is mostly because you think about yourself so much during the game, and not your partner. Try this and see the results. Dont resort to artificial solutions like drugs. They sometimes have side effect. And going forward, exercise well, eat well, sleep well and bang well.ciao

100naira:
I think MULTICHOICE should make a public statement announcing that the show is optional for viewers, that you can contact their customer services to remove the channel from your decoder if you so wish so that we can hear word and these our government officials can focus on important things in this country.

I hope you allow your kids to have the option of watching whatever channel/ programme delights them, including BBN, if you don't, you are a chicken; and that's if you already have kids. If not, then wait till you have kids and please give them same option.

holatin:
tell me one advantage of the programme.

assuming say dem dey Bleep dem self live self, we for call it a porn channel.

help me ask am o, as if the porn he has on his phone is not enough to satisfy his konji urge for the next 10 years... why dont u watch those porn on your phone in public places...when u get inside commercial bus for instance, open some and start watching na... awon omojatijati... wat is hypocrisy in keeping wat is not for public consumption, private... you for de walk nude na..must you wear cloth when going out...

buygala:
That's the problem with Nigerians

Always worried and flexing muscle over the wrong shit


Since the programme is rated 18+, are they trying to tell us that they care more about the moral values of the adults watching it than the adults themselves?

It's nobody's fault that they can't control what their kids or minors under their guidance watch .....with so many media of disseminating information these days, if the kid is really interested in becoming morally perverted, there is very little one can do to stop it

They should make use of their DSTV parental control functions and shut the hell up .....and no, it's nobody's fault that the kids/minors get to watch it somewhere else....lock the pikin inside without access to Internet and humanity if you are really bent on keeping him/her a sexually moral virgin

pervert adults everywhere...certainly will also procreate pervert children...ma gboro...

Biggcake:
Arrant nonsense..

Does it means that Nigerians dont kiss or are not sexually responsive in the real world?

Must you watch the channel?

90 percent of the goddamn sex starved members of the useless NGO are cruel cheaters, who derive fun from cheating on their partners.

My wahala with Naija be say we too dey pretend.

Foolish response. So because people in the real world kiss and are sexually responsive, why not kuku start showing how you Bleep and bang inside your filthy room, on TV, since there's no big deal there. Common sense you and those that liked your comment no get. Kuku start your own TV show na, where participants can kiss, Bleep, bang nude, afterall people watch porn in private... awon ode jatijati...common private stuffs, you can't make it private... when you grow up and ur child wants to watch porn, tell him/her to even take it to school and watch with his/her peers, since people watch porn normally...
NBC ban some music videos becos of nonsense like u watch on BB, why cant they also regulate BB...

GEExclusive:
Youngdanee has already replied my pm. Sorry sir

anytime ma..

GEExclusive:
Who want a 2inches, 2mins asshole...

Packwell make I see road abegi

Hey Geexclusive,wasup wit u.. mine's just 8.5''.are u still in need down there...

Juicypot247:
Look at you! Always banging upandan. They're not same. If you bang same girl a million times, na 1 be that.

Lol...

freecocoa:
it's not an enlightened answer because it isn't true that man comes with such abilities? You know peeps who didn't come with the ability to think? The fact that I may not be able to explain in details how thoughts are formed means they aren't there?

You people are mixing apples and oranges and that is where you make the mistake, scientists have explained atoms, neutrons and what have you, say I'm not a scientist and I don't know shit about such things, does that make their findings false? The difference between what these scientists claim and yours is that, theirs is verifiable, yours isn't.

Yes, people have experienced things they can't explain or understand, now is it reasonable to just attribute that to their stars being stolen? Many girls sleep with same yahoo boys who supposedly steal stars and become stars themselves, some sleep with said evil politicians and that is the beginning of their good fortune, so how exactly does your claim hold water?

If you follow the processes scientists do, you will arrive at same conclusion they did, that's why it's called a fact because anyone who wants proof for themselves can get it, provided they do what they ought to, same can't be said for your claims of stolen stars. That's just the difference between both worlds. I never claimed to know it all, heck! I don't even know a quarter of what I want to, still that doesn't mean I just accept whatever I'm told, especially when it's highly unlikely.

I'm anything but close minded, I'm not even saying your claims are all lies per se, I'm merely asking for proof as to how that can happen, like will those entities still be transferable via a condom? You have to atleast give me something, like the scientists would, and bear in mind that even the scientists don't know it all, but it's better to say you don't know, than make unfounded claims.

Reasons why africans remain in darkness.white gals Bleep like theres no tomorrow,yet they are doing fine as long as they choose to.let those plus plus believers go n Bleep carribeans or white gals and lets see whether they'd take their stars.Until you refuse to accept these things, it will always continue to affect u people and africans will remain backward.where were all these so called jazz wen colonial masters colonized ur father and grandfathers asses. pshew...yeye beliefs.

coolestchris2:
For first round oga

ehn ehn...if you like let it be half round (round before first round), e no concern me. did she orgasm? that shud be your focus. if not you messed up.

just 15 minutes...pshewwww.... child's play. but more important is did the babe orgasm, if she did not then you have just wasted your time,energy and money for sure.

why are you bothered with how many guys they've been with. They clearly wont tell it the way it is ofcos. What if its just 1 guy and the guy bleep the hell out of her like 200 times within 2 years and the guy's rod is like 8.5".will you be okay with that...

greatnaija01:
BROS I HAIL YOU,

You are among the few but wise nigerians left in this country...
MARRIAGE IS NOT JAMB OR WAEC... it is simply a personal choice due to ones capability... People who try to make you feel bad are actually the blind bats themselves.. THESE ARE THE REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD NOT LISTEN TO THEM

1) Finances that are enough for you as a single, will make you look like a pauper when you are married... so build your income before marriage and marry a lady who has enough income too... ELSE THE PEOPLE WHO ARE MAKING YOU FEEL BAD WILL BE THE SAME ONES TO SPREAD NEWS THAT YOU N YOUR WIFE ARE POOR. and they will not help cos they too are secretly trying to "manage" the recession

2) no matter what you do people will still talk. so NEVER do anything for people. prepare to marry, get a lady but only marry when your joint income can put you both above the struggling class.... THE DAYS OF STRUGGLING TOGETHER ARE OVER... two strugglers cant marry and expect to be above... never... they will only MAGNIFY the struggle.

3) HAVE A SIMPLE BUDGET FOR YOUR WEDDING... BUT A GREAT BUDGET FOR MARRIAGE. You can have a small wedding... but prepare never to LACK or be in desperate need in marriage... many married people i know borrow money or are into debts... my question is... MUST YOU MARRY? It is not a symbol of success or an achievement that will get u a job.. infact most jobs prefer single people to married people because married peeps have divided focus.

4) do not try explaining to anyone about your status cos THEY WILL NEVER CARE.... PEOPLE DO NOT WANT TO LISTEN... just do your business and get into a relationship with a lady who is working or financially stable and MIND YOUR BUSINESS. When your marriage succeeds they will refer to you or ask you how you did it.

5) if you are not mobile pls get mobile... with the KIDNAP RATES, ACCIDENTS and VICES... it will be secure for you to get a simple car so that your future wife will not have to bring out her breast in a public transport to feed your baby... MANY FOOLISH MARRIED PEOPLE borrow cars or jeeps for JUST THE WEDDING DAY only to continue TREKKING n BOARDING PUBLIC TRANSPORT in MARRIAGE. It is foolishness to look your best for just ONE DAY and then to suffer for the rest of your days... i weep for them.

6) MARRIAGE IS NOT ADOPTION: So if you are in a relationship and the lady is always asking for cash... dump her. marry someone who understands that you are still building. MARRIAGE IS A PARTNERSHIP of TWO BESTIES.

7) MEN CAN MARRY AT ANY AGE... This is fact... we see men of 40 marry 23 year old ladies.. all because of they GOT THE MONEY. so pls do not wait till 40 but understand that MONEY ANSWERS ALL THINGS... But do not expect to have everything before you marry.. just have a good accommodation, monthly feeding for 3... simple MOBILITY AND SAVINGS. Then you are good to go.

bless you

gbam!this post has said it all.
Most Nigerians think marriage is a joke,and becos our fathers got married in their twenties,we also think we must get married like them,big lie.Times have really changed and there are no more free meal tickets during our days in uni,or plenty jobs waiting for graduates like back in our fathers' days, now things are hard. If you are still struggling to cater for yourself alone,how will you now cope with a wife plus when kids start dropping. Am I saying you must have the whole world before you get married,certainly not,but you yourself know the minimum basic standard of life you want for yourself and family,strive to get to that level first or at least close to it, cos if you think ladies are made to understand and hustle with you,oga on your own o.dont blame her wen she starts receiving pings n keeping late nights o,maybe cos u cudnt buy her something nice on vals day and one office admirer or neighbour does.

the truth is a healthy finances helps you keep a lot of trouble out of your way when married, if not you go receive the shocker of life when push comes to shop.

Most Nigerians rush to marry while struggling and then the poverty cycle continues in the country.Even whites that have better economic conditions delay marriage, Obama, Bill Gates, etc,married in their thirties,but here,immediately boys finish school like this and start earning peanut,they jump into marriage. All the same, there are no guarantees in life, however,satisfy your heart first and be happy with yourself and status before you add a lady and kids to join your train. All the best.

all these na stories and theory. Different gals with different likes. I've been with babes that orgasm multiple times within 5 minutes and they become tired afterwards.meanwhile I havent even reached my own half way. some gals will be vibrating like there's no tomorrow,while some will quickly tighten their laps and hold my well built shoulders really tight.Few gals can go for more than 30 with me, cos yes romance first before the action is my principle.but the bottom line is different strokes for different gals.

op you are right o. na we guys de mess up sometimes na.toto we several guys don bash,de go still de form.even wen d thing de hungry them,de go still de form,some go de ask for money to hide under the pretence of money.guy is Hot,gal is Hot,but instead of coming out clean,gal will be asking the guy for money,like as if na d money she go insert inside the toto.yet na d guy go still do the work,yet na d guy go de find milk and malt after.Sometimes i think guys are ,mumus, gal is Hot,she wont do anything,yet both of u will Bleep,enjoy it,and guy go still de pay...mmpshew...make gals go de Bleep demselves make i see na...at least cucumber de.but if e no be panadol,it can never be panadol.

Hello good peep,

So me and a cute babe were arguing about what body count mean. She said it is the number of babes a guy has yanshed or the number of guys a babe has kolobi. But for me,you that banged 1 person 100 times and me that yansh 100 gals, all na same. 1*100=100; and 100*1=100, chikena. Whats the difference?

Juicypot247:
Check your mail. I've replied you.

Check your mail, have also responded.

Juicypot247:
bring dick make I Bleep, you no gree. How do I advise you when I neva chop the thing?

Have messaged you already.waiting for your response so lets meet up tomorrow.

So does it mean that there is nobody that feels this way? Na wa o.

Omowunmgold:
He goat....e pain am go i decline ur PM

See you..lol...wen beta babes don pm me.meeting one tmao...to give her the Bleep of life!

FromZeroToHero:
Your problem is over. Just get a plier, use it to hold the tip of your dick and stretch it. Do it 3x daily for one week. Thank me later.

Thank you bro, so wat result did you get when you tried this? are u sure u r not currently at yaba left?

Longcucumber:
Mumu people full this topic.op na cigar stick you carry for waist.you think say 8.5 inches na childs play.

Bro, I always feel its small o, I swear, jokes apart. That's what I still think even till now.

Juicypot247:
Let's hook up. Let me have a feel of your dick before I can advise you.

Am waiting for you, sent a pm to you. Let's meet in Lekki Phase 1, then you'd be able to advise me.

Juicypot247:
Let's hook up. Let me have a feel of your dick before I can advise you.

Nice one...

Omowunmgold:
Why do u PM me. we know your type......chasing girls all over social media

I swear if u see me life u cant toast me u no de fear

See your mouth, why shud I toast you, u be bread...



Am sure ass you no get, na babe with ass I de roast..not toast...shio

Gistedge:
ode

If I catch you, I'd slice that ur big yansh into two, and you'd remember the day you were born...