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PoliticsRe: Senators Hold Close Door Meeting With Customs Boss Hameed Ali. Photos by cooldood(m): 10:27pm On Mar 16, 2017
thinkdip:
This man should go, he has nothing to offer with his stiff neck
So it is uniform wearing that is your own yardstick to measure performance, lol.i pity 9ja.
PoliticsRe: Senate Walks Out Hammed Ali, Customs Comptroller General For Not Wearing Uniform by cooldood(m): 10:21pm On Mar 16, 2017
thinkdip:
What is all this nonsense you are writing? so you don't know there's a custom rule that mandates all officers to wear their uniforms? meeh that means you write without sense
And who told you a former uniform man is duty-bound to wear a second one. Is the non-wearing of uniform affecting his job? Someone said: When you talk about competency Ali is far competent than other thieves who have been syphoning our generated revenue. Ali has generated more revenue than any other CG you can think of within this short period he became CG. What DIKO could not generate in 5years, Ali generated it in 6 months. The senators are against him because he does not settle. We need more of him in leadership role.

I will rather prefer a non-wearing CG who is delivering the goodies than uniform wearing non-performers. How most of you reason is shown in the type of leaders you have. Baboons governing baboons.The real koko of matter, una no go face, children everywhere.
PoliticsRe: Senate Walks Out Hammed Ali, Customs Comptroller General For Not Wearing Uniform by cooldood(m): 10:09pm On Mar 16, 2017
Billyonaire:
This is what you get, when your President is dictatorial. In advanced countries, this man would have been fired right away. You can not say you are serving the people, while disobeying the Senate, an upper chamber elected from every States in the country. The Senate is, no matter how biased they are, constitutionally, the voice of the people.

And You, can not say, that you want to SERVE the PEOPLE, yet DISOBEY an order, from the representatives of THE PEOPLE.

Buhari is destroying the remaining Democratic Structures in the country, by asking his nominees to DISOBEY.

Some will ask; How do you know that the President asked him to disobey the Senate ? Then as a typical Nigerian, I will answer the question using another question; What do you think gives him the CONFIDENCE to DISOBEY the Senate ?
Like followers, like leaders. Always very petty.Is there a law that mandates wearing of uniform? Will not wearing a uniform stop him from doing his job? yeye set of people, governed by the type of leaders they deserve. No wonder there's no progress after 57 years. Is show of ego what should concern you people, or someone doing his duties/ responsibilities. This is what your so called 'dealers' like to be seen doing, distracting the populace from key issues on ground: bad state of the economy, now they have fed their gullible people their food- which is drama, and the gullible ones are playing along n enjoying it.This is how you'd dramatize till ur mates in other countries develop flying vehicles. yeye senators, yeye followers.
PoliticsRe: Senate Walks Out Hammed Ali, Customs Comptroller General For Not Wearing Uniform by cooldood(m): 10:07pm On Mar 16, 2017
Scream:
Why Wednesday next week?! They should have given him 30mins...and get him arrested if they don't see him after 30mins so that he would know that what is after "6" is not just "7".
Like followers, like leaders. Always very petty.Is there a law that mandates wearing of uniform? Will not wearing a uniform stop him from doing his job? yeye set of people, governed by the type of leaders they deserve. No wonder there's no progress after 57 years. Is show of ego what should concern you people, or someone doing his duties/ responsibilities. This is what your so called 'dealers' like to be seen doing, distracting the populace from key issues on ground: bad state of the economy, now they have fed their gullible people their food- which is drama, and the gullible ones are playing along n enjoying it.This is how you'd dramatize till ur mates in other countries develop flying vehicles. yeye senators, yeye followers.
PoliticsRe: Senate Walks Out Hammed Ali, Customs Comptroller General For Not Wearing Uniform by cooldood(m): 10:06pm On Mar 16, 2017
Jokerman:
Beautiful... I love this... you must go back and wear that uniform.... So if the president wants to have a security meeting with you, you will appear in mufti??

Mr Ali, you must obey the rule of Law... no wonder, one mumu senator in SW, Mr kashamu said, Nigeria is a banana republic
Like followers, like leaders. Always very petty.Is there a law that mandates wearing of uniform? Will not wearing a uniform stop him from doing his job? yeye set of people, governed by the type of leaders they deserve. No wonder there's no progress after 57 years. Is show of ego what should concern you people, or someone doing his duties/ responsibilities. This is what your so called 'dealers' like to be seen doing, distracting the populace from key issues on ground: bad state of the economy, now they have fed their gullible people their food- which is drama, and the gullible ones are playing along n enjoying it.This is how you'd dramatize till ur mates in other countries develop flying vehicles. yeye senators, yeye followers.
PoliticsRe: Senate Walks Out Hammed Ali, Customs Comptroller General For Not Wearing Uniform by cooldood(m): 10:06pm On Mar 16, 2017
id911:
Very useless and idiotic man! The illegal customs controller general shld be removed by the senate immediately cos he's never a career custom officer to be called a CG.

They are destroying Nigeria's institutions gradually by appointing a retired army officer to head customs. In the future we will also support a president to appoint civil defence officer to head police or army. What a lawless and useless country
Like followers, like leaders. Always very petty.Is there a law that mandates wearing of uniform? Will not wearing a uniform stop him from doing his job? yeye set of people, governed by the type of leaders they deserve. No wonder there's no progress after 57 years. Is show of ego what should concern you people, or someone doing his duties/ responsibilities. This is what your so called 'dealers' like to be seen doing, distracting the populace from key issues on ground: bad state of the economy, now they have fed their gullible people their food- which is drama, and the gullible ones are playing along n enjoying it.This is how you'd dramatize till ur mates in other countries develop flying vehicles. yeye senators, yeye followers.
PoliticsRe: Senate Walks Out Hammed Ali, Customs Comptroller General For Not Wearing Uniform by cooldood(m): 10:04pm On Mar 16, 2017
TippyTop:
If the customs boss is not proud of his appointment let him resign.
If he so hate the customs uniform then he should look for another job.
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Like followers, like leaders. Always very petty.Is there a law that mandates wearing of uniform? Will not wearing a uniform stop him from doing his job? yeye set of people, governed by the type of leaders they deserve. No wonder there's no progress after 57 years. Is show of ego what should concern you people, or someone doing his duties/ responsibilities. This is what your so called 'dealers' like to be seen doing, distracting the populace from key issues on ground: bad state of the economy, now they have fed their gullible people their food- which is drama, and the gullible ones are playing along n enjoying it.This is how you'd dramatize till ur mates in other countries develop flying vehicles. yeye senators, yeye followers.
PoliticsRe: Senate Walks Out Hammed Ali, Customs Comptroller General For Not Wearing Uniform by cooldood(m): 10:04pm On Mar 16, 2017
thinkdip:
I love this, send him back and remove him. We don't want people like him in our country.
I thought he would form James Bond and won't show up.
Coward.
Like followers, like leaders. Always very petty.Is there a law that mandates wearing of uniform? Will not wearing a uniform stop him from doing his job? yeye set of people, governed by the type of leaders they deserve. No wonder there's no progress after 57 years. Is show of ego what should concern you people, or someone doing his duties/ responsibilities. This is what your so called 'dealers' like to be seen doing, distracting the populace from key issues on ground: bad state of the economy, now they have fed their gullible people their food- which is drama, and the gullible ones are playing along n enjoying it.This is how you'd dramatize till ur mates in other countries develop flying vehicles. yeye senators, yeye followers.
RomanceRe: Ladies Pick Your Type And Guys Which Size Are You. by cooldood(m): 11:38am On Mar 15, 2017
May be am 1 or 2, I dont know, what I only know is am 8.5'' length and 5.8'' girth. Which category will that now fall under? I dont know.
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Buhari & Osinbajo Laughing Hard In Office Today As Osinbajo Briefs Him by cooldood(m): 4:10pm On Mar 13, 2017
na wa o, but aw do these guys find the belly to bring out smiles and laughter when their country is on fire and lives are being lost on a daily basis as a result of their ineptitude, na wa for 9ja. Maybe the country is forever doomed! and both followers and leaders dont believe in the country sef... yeye de smell...
RomanceRe: can you fvck every night? by cooldood(m): 7:57pm On Mar 12, 2017
whywhyogun:
how regular is your regularly? 2 times every day? or 2 days for 1 time? is it typical in nigeria?
At least once a day, and very hot one. meanwhile i dont have quickie in ma dictionary.
RomanceRe: can you fvck every night? by cooldood(m): 7:50pm On Mar 12, 2017
i do that regularly. a former galfriend used to say i like sex too much.
RomanceRe: Sex Shorter Than 4hours Is Quickee To Me. by cooldood(m): 3:58pm On Mar 10, 2017
LuvSwollenPussy:
You're a guy. Not a girl. 4 hours sex without Viagra or drug is impossible but with drug its achievable. It also depends on ur babe sha. Not all babes are that freaky. I'm lucky to have dated some like that before, esp one...i really liked that babe. After a while sha she did as usual with ladies....says she's tired of every time sex, say my own no pass sex sex. And we broke up.
Bro, without drugs, its quite possible. Never used drugs in my entire sex life, yet 2,3,4 hours are regular for me.
TravelRe: South African Border Officials Detain Political Analyst Omojuwa (snapshots) by cooldood(m): 8:51pm On Mar 04, 2017
searchng4love:
FTC.... Thanks again to airtel data.... My xiaomi gadget... Power company that has been 24 hours nonstop....

To the topic Japheth doesn't have to be rude.... Some of us have been subjected to such in more advanced western countries.... It's just a routine check no need to raise unnecessary alarm. I didn't come to the social media to start yabbing unnecessarily.
Border police can put you on the next available flight out of their country if they're not satisfied with your presence in the country...

Not all south Africans are xenophobic.... Including some of the comedians on Nairaland.

Get Nigeria into shape... Value your citizens... Pay them living wages.... Provide healthcare..... Social security.... Insurance.... Mortgage without preferential treatment... Affordable capital for businesses... Educational institutions where lecturers and system doesn't make life hell for the students... I can tell you that the faculty of basic medical sciences of the university of Ibadan Nigeria consistently loses over 80℅ of their PhD students to South African universities simply due to the attitude of the lecturers there .... And the UI PG school doesn't give a damn about monitoring the admitted students rather concerned about sales of forms... As there's always the Fgn's funds to waste paying their humongous wages and allowances.....

If you don't value your people.... Don't expect anyone else to do that for you.

Last I checked Nigerian workers are been owed for months..Some for over six months! Students on government scholarships around the world were stranded because the Nigerian government refused to pay them.... MTN that offers blazing data services speed in South Africa is in Nigeria with something slower than snail.... Doctors hold surgery patients to ransom just to get the government to pay their due salaries and benefits..... We really don't have a bargaining chip with the South African government if we don't put our house in order!!!
God bless you bro!How many American citizens have been put through such? As long as we don't respect ourselves, nobody, i repeat nobody will respect us. Even within Nigeria we discriminate and treat ourselves badly,why wont lebanese,chinese,indians treat us anyhow. Someone steals 50 bucks, we throw tire on him and burn him, another steals billions, we hail him. These foreigners actually see us like animals.
CelebritiesRe: Olu Jacobs And Joke Silva At AMVCA 2017 (Photos) by cooldood(m): 8:33pm On Mar 04, 2017
gypsey:
Girls of nawadays are low self esteemed attention seeking paranoid juvenile delinquents.
Gbam!
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by cooldood(m): 3:46pm On Mar 04, 2017
Cihegie:
I have plans to overcome those problems..for example when it comes to the government..my plan is work hard in hand with them so that my drivers and i..will be paying taxes every month or week...and also in terms of prices my price will go up a little but not too much..for example...OMOZI VP base fare..N330..cost per minute..N9..cost per kilometer N80..n service fee..N4...I am starting very small using Edo state as a base ground...uber strted very little but today they are everywhere.....my goal n mission is to make transportation available and affordable for everyone.u should go online and see how much uber charges people ..it's just too expensive..I live in the U.S and uber charge very little over here ..I am also investing on kids transportation which is called OMOZI FOR KIDS....although I am going to have a lot of upset but my company is going to remain focus on its goals and objectives..I am going to strt operation by June 1st....if u are a customer with me..u get promo code everyday at our website 0.10 off and 0.12 off every weekend....my company is not trying to be like uber or any other online car service.....we want to make people be in charge of their finances...Ride with style but payless...my email is Curtisihegie13@gmail.com text me if u have any questions... www.Omoziride.com
It's okay.just ensure you get your strategy right,am completely in support of competition cos at the end the customers win.Why not start small from the U.S since you say you are in the states and pilot test your model to see how the adoption rate goes then meet VCs like Peter Thiel to fund your growth strategy which will now include launching in Nigeria.That way you quickly get deep pocket investors behind you cos I will be honest 9ja is not the right place to be testing business models bro.even Uber is not finding it funny in 9ja.By the way Uber is still making losses till date based on their strategy and many Partners want Uber to raise their rates so am surprised you said Uber charges too much.Good luck to you by the way.
BusinessRe: How To Know This Recession In Nigeria Is Biting Real Hard! by cooldood(op): 12:01pm On Mar 04, 2017
Emmanuel602:
You forgot to mention THE RISE OF PONZI EMPIRE grin grin grin there are more Ponzi schemes than banks in Nigeria right now both online and offline
As in, it is alarming bro.
BusinessHow To Know This Recession In Nigeria Is Biting Real Hard! by cooldood(op): 11:22am On Mar 04, 2017
When you open nairaland.com and you can barely see 1 single advert on the home page, then you know there's serious trouble in 9ja! When you visit other highly rated blogs and the news are becoming scanting, then surely the recession na bastard.When you see the same ad. on a blog for several weeks, then something has gone wrong. The only thing I'd say is surely these politicians have nailed this country, it just remains small for 9ja to be buried.
FashionRe: Lady Wears Panties To A Mall In Lagos (Photos Trending) by cooldood(m): 10:54am On Mar 04, 2017
Na so madness de start small small. later when she tear her cloth for road begin scratch her head,scratch her thing,de run cross road,de go se dem don de cook her soup for village and serving her bit by bit.later,it will be village people de follow her.I pity her ancestors.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by cooldood(m): 10:47am On Mar 04, 2017
Cihegie:
Hello guys how are you all doing today...my name is Ihegie i am about to launch my ride sharing app called OMOZI in Edo state on June 1st....right now I am looking for partners...if u re interested let me know.. i accept mostly toyota cars..from 2006 upward but if u think that you have a good car and it's in a good working condition I will accept that...to become a partner or driver with me these are my requirements.
1. Must be 18 and above
2. Must have good driving record
3. Must provide a valid drivers license
4. Must have proof of insurance
5. Must submit police report and finger print... I am doing this because I have a platform for kids which is called OMOZI for kids...which means that as a driver it's ur responsibility to pick and drop kids from school to home and from home to school.
6. N2000 for registration fee (the first 60 drive don't have to pay this)
7. N3000 for road test...this is very important because as a driver u are going to be using gps so it's important to learn how to use it properly.
8. service fee of N2000 everyweek...u may think that the amount is too big remember as a driver..u re going to be making an average amount of 25k to 20k a week...this is because my company also have an online mode where people book and schedule for a ride...so when people do book for a ride online... we simply call u to pick them up.
9. Must have a smart phone ..
10. Your car must be inspected before we accept u...
11. Must also pay N5000 for background check....drivers can pay that when they strt working and it's going to be a payment plan..like 200 everyweek...we are doing this because of the kids..
12. Must also have tracker in ur car..for security reasons
I will be accepting drivers by April so that by June drivers will be fully ready...if u also have more than one cars u can come to our office for special processing...
Our mission is to make transportation available and reliable at a cheap and affordable price...our website is www.omoziride.com ...u can email me for more information at Curtisihegie13@gmail.com....
great idea you want to compete with the likes of Uber,Lyft (coming soon) and the new guys from Europe-taxify.However, i av a question for you, how robust is your risk management process by the time challenges start to come,from drivers,partners,Government,price flunctuation, price wars from the big sharks n so on? I just hope you prepare very well ahead of time for those things,what i can guarantee you is this:if you do not have exceptional market strategy for a clearly defined niche,and you dont have deep pocket financiers, get ready to be swallowed by the big sharks.
RomanceRe: Just Broke My New Year Resolution by cooldood(m): 11:05am On Feb 28, 2017
45 minutes is just fair enough, when pumping a sexy babe. With my little experience, most babes that like to get down real good, will love it when you try several styles within that 1 hour period like 10 styles each averaging like 5 minutes, this will spice the match up cheesy. Also some will prefer you take 1-2 minutes break after like 2 styles at a stretch (after 10 mins.), for them to take some breathe. During that break, touch, kiss, softly, you could even gulp some chilled drink. So, dude, you didn't do badly, 1 hour is good for 1st round, especially after such a long time. wink
RomanceRe: As Far U Have A Penis, You Must See This (picture), Click Now. by cooldood(m): 9:52pm On Feb 26, 2017
Juicypot247:
Na you know.
Hiii,sup sweet,are u back in lag? dont mind the guy...
RomanceRe: As Far U Have A Penis, You Must See This (picture), Click Now. by cooldood(m): 9:45pm On Feb 26, 2017
mazizitonene:
ooshey!!.....eye witness...
wats ur own oga.
RomanceRe: As Far U Have A Penis, You Must See This (picture), Click Now. by cooldood(m): 7:56pm On Feb 26, 2017
BlindAngel:
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Bro stop lying, u dnt have to exaggerate.
sorry am a very blunt dude,so see no reason to exaggerate what i think is average. thats the size.
RomanceRe: As Far U Have A Penis, You Must See This (picture), Click Now. by cooldood(m): 3:13pm On Feb 26, 2017
So where will mine be placed:

8.5'' length
5.75'' girth

i feel its below average because when in flaccid position, its almost like non-existent.
EducationRe: JAMB Explains Why Candidates Can No Longer Apply To Two Public Universities by cooldood(m): 9:35am On Feb 26, 2017
This is what I keep saying about 9ja, the leaders are simply idiots and dullards and do not have the interest of Nigerians at heart. Why have 'first or second or third choice' in the first place for options students will like to consider? This is insane. When you take SAT to get into Uni/ College in the US or Canada or UCAS to get into Uni in the UK (the equivalent of JAMB), there is nothing like first choice or second choice or last choice or whatever rank they call it by JAMB, what you have is choices of schools candidates will like to consider for their test results to be sent to, so your score may not match the criteria for Harvard, but you can still get into Howard University, for instance, as long as your test scores was sent to them in the first place (based on the choices you selected). Same thing when you write GRE or GMAT to get into Graduate School for Higher Degree programmes.
Remove the first, or second or whatever adjective in front of choice and LET CANDIDATES SELECT THE CHOICES THEY WANT (upto a maximum limit ofcourse), SIMPLE! Then send their scores to those Uni and let the Uni decide who they want to have. A candidate's score may not meet up with one Public Uni, but meet up with another Public Uni.

By the way, our entire educational system needs a total overhaul, that's another topic for another day.
CareerRe: 800k At Hand, Do I Travel Abroad For Greener Pasture Or Start Up A Biz Here? by cooldood(m): 2:35pm On Feb 24, 2017
ADAMUdaCOWBOY:
And 185 people like your post? Wow! Well travel out of this country and you will see the meaning of 'all man for himself'.
So you mean it is not all man for himself in 9ja or what? As long as you intend doing a legal endeavor, people are better of attempting that legal endeavor in serene nations. 9ja is a zoo, no apologies, no healthcare system, no security, poor education, no basic amenities, in fact in Nigeria, it is all man for his safety!

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