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My man, do whatever rocks ur boat. If u like u put ur head inside d butthole, as long as she self she open leg, ride on.
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Mine is if she farts in my presence without remorse or she keeps announcing it whenever she wants 2 go take a dump. |
Love is dat feeling u hv whenever u r with that special one. All ur senses become heightened whenver u think of them. U see every little detail in their physical feature, their voice sounds like music 2 ur ear, their skin feels smooth as silk, their smell intoxicating n their kiss, an elixir of passion. I'm just saying o. Hv never felt all those 4 one person, so I dnt think I've ever been in love. Theres no compromise in matters of love. |
Op, whatever stupid question u choose 2 ask her, just make sure u feel confident n dnt feel obligated 2 impress her. Another thing, please b comfortable with a few dead silence inbetween convo n dnt start 2 blab. One last thing, make sure u keep steady eye contact. U r d man, let her quiver. |
Guy abeg, which hollywood movie u just watch wey make u start 2 talk all this one. |
emblem2d:Yeah, superhot. N u knw guyz, its hard 2 see dat kinda gem n not b moved. |
I once felt (kinda still feel) smthing 4 one of my cousins. But truth b told, guys, we all kinda get problem upstairs cos I dnt think its right. |
Bleep education! Good looks plus passable intelligence is enough 4 me. I want 2 b able 2 grow a bulge anytime I see her. |
Oga wetin b ur own na, y u dey cast guyz? It goes both ways. A lady's true nature reveals itself when a financially sound guy goes broke without any immediate hope in sight. |
In life, good shits happen n bad shits also happen. Karma is just a scapegoat pple mention when sm bad shits fall on u after u urself hv previously done some bad shits. |
Sorry o, but hw can u b lonely. Last I checked, u hv a companion with u 4 d next 9 months. |
Simply, cos its d only chip most of em hv. |
I'll feel horrible, all d more reason u must b certain she wants it b4 u perform such stunts in public. |
Babe, why dnt u come over 4 a nightcap. |
Nice job by d prostitute, very selfless of her. This further drives d point, anything worth doing atall is worth doing well. She needs more commendation. |
Pls tell dem o. I'm tired of pitying girls found dead, headless, breastless n so on. If una no pity unaselves, I dey pity una. |
Just dumb. |
Who I'm I 2 argue with her. She kinda looks like one. |
Damn!!! Its like looking at my obnoxious self in d mirror. I was once like that, but now working really hard 2 change. Its not been easy though. |
Bro, I feel ur pains. Stay strong. |
Cool writeup. |
Bro, thats not a new thing na. Thats hw they operate nowadays. Immediately after exchanging pleasantries, gbam, buy me recharge card. |
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