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Henitan24:
Happy belated birthday to you... wish you all the best in life

HBD, wish u same as above n many more.

Egbon uncle, hope u r not losing it? U better clear ur mind b4 u do smthing really stupid. N theres d option to quit if u knw u cant take it anymore.

All of una no want dey get sense again. U took smones pix without their consent n post it on line. Thats really uncool.

Why is it when guys get a girl who gives dem a portion of the cookie jar, they always feel they r in love? Dnt let a girl hold u hostage because of pussy. Let her loose already n move on. Thank God u got a new job. Go get a new girl n start on a new slate.

kingmeme:
I know, but let assume I met a random girl 4 road, how will I start a conversation?

I had d feeling u'll ask this. Open up with comments that will give r d excuse 2 run her mouth. Ladies like talking, so give her a reason 2 feel free 2 do that. Ur opener depends on d situation. For example, a girl u've seen around ur neighbourhood, u can b like "hi there, u look familiar, do u stay around?". Just keep coming up with neutral questions. If from d way she responds, u think she seens interested in what u hv 2 say, u can ask 4 her number at d end, so u guys can talk and hangout sometimes.
Remember, sometimes d girl might b in a bad mood n b non responsive or she just plainly lacks courtesy. Just give it a go or two, and if she's still giving u attitude, pls free her. N pls bro, never ask a girl if she has a boyfriend. She most likely do, but u can show her u r a better man n win her over. Just b urself n lets d questions come 2 u naturally.

Having a pencil or sharpener down there is not the basis of who's 2 b submissive or not. There r guys out there who care less as 2 if d lady is submissive or not. Compatibility is d watch word here. U cn't b dating a guy who loves nothing more than a girl who jumps whenever he commands it and expect 2 challenge him.

Bro, there's really no template out there that'll gurantee a catch. All you just gotta learn is hw 2 strike up a conversation, thats all. Ur actual wooing of her comes at the latter stages of d conversation or at a later date. Please try as much as possible not 2 use corny lines. Try more 2 b confident, out going, start small talks with strangers and try 2 b charming. You do those and u'r guarantee 2 see d change.

Yes, I can if she's a virgin. If not, y d hell will I want 2 do dat? I dnt want 2 b dat dumb guy claiming d chick is mine when I hvnt put d flag on her while sm other guy has. Just plain dumb.

Its not if u r also ok with ur partner kissing smone else.

I'll say guys cheat more. N its not just because we enjoy cheating, its because we r visual creatures. We get roused by what we see. Women on d other hand are practical cheaters. They cheat cos of material stuffs their guys cant afford or just because d guy aint fulfilling in bed.

Spoken like a true olosho. Let me b d first 2 cast a stone. I was even expecting u 2 feel d guilt but I was wrong. Hope u aint planning on getting married sha, cos karma is a real bitch. One last thing, just keep up ur pursuit of a masters degree in oloshoism.

I will like to put this assumption to test?

Thats technically not a kiss. Do u think kissing is just two lips locked together? It involves chemistry between both parties. With a wrong person, its just lips connecting, but with the right person, its like u just cant let go of their lips, like u just need their lips 2 keep breathing.

I detest rape but the rate at which girls r handling rape right now is kinda baffling. They treat it like its some kind of menu selection where u can just decide 2 wake up one morning n yell rape. Why didnt she report it immediately.

That guy is the real MVP.

Quick question dude. Are there no females over there? Why do u want to commit a blunder u might regret. Never take up responsibility of a female if u hvnt put a ring on it.

No b u I caution yesterday? My man atleast learn 2 act like a grownup even if u r not.

No. 1
Intelligence in a woman turns me on.
For d sex, she doesn't hv 2 do much, just take d different positions through my guidance, then I'll handle the rest.

Ever spending a dime on her.

The Tinder app is very fun. Just dat too many oloshos hv upgraded 2 online stuffs.

Why d rupture on ur dick, so u can't even practise safety precautions during masturbation? To stop d act, u have to get ur acts 2gether n stop looking at ladies lustfully. An if u just must admire a lady, keep ur eyes off d merchandise, it'll always trigger d urge.

hotwax:
I don't know if this section is the right place to post this. But I gotta let it out. Mods can do the needful.

I was on my way to work this morning, just a few distance between my street and the bus stop, I saw a lady (which I assumed lives in the same street with me) loading items into her car boot.

Then I saw smoke coming out of the car engine area. She didn't notice because her view was covered by the boot cover and she was busy arranging items at the back. I signaled to her telling her that smoke was coming out of her car, she looked at me and didn't respond and continued what she was doing.

I thought maybe she didn't hear me. I moved close and passionately brought her attention to the impending danger, she gave me a wicked look, letting me know she is not deaf. I felt really bad, I said "meeeeen some lady's are born snubs, why is she snubbing me".

I jejely kept walking to avoid more embarrassment. Lo and behold, before I took 3 steps, we heard a banging sound. Now that got her attention she closed her boot door to see what's going on, I also turned back to see what just happened.

The front was now engulfed in live flames. Toyotal muzzle for God's sake. She started making efforts, she reached for her fire extinguisher, she could not open her engine because it was burning.

What did I do? I stood there watching her like a movie. She struggled like 10 minutes alone. Then suddenly I saw some vulcanizers operating at the end of the street running to come and help her. They were too late. The came with buckets, sand. They did all they could do, but later gave up. We were told to move back that the car may explode.

Everyone stood by while the car burns thoroughly.

At first, she was behaving as if it's a small thing. She is not pained. Shebi it's just a car. Then a guy walked out of my street. And wrapped his hands on his head and dramatically gave this "I am finished look". That's when I realized the guy must be her husband or boyfriend. When she saw how her guy was acting, she started crying.

That was when I started feeling bad. I could have done something to help her before it boomerang. At the earlier stage, ordinary fire extinguisher would have solved the problem if I had helped her open the engine. But because I was angry with her for her attitude and my selfishness, I did nothing. I was neatly dressed up in my white shirt prepared for a software presentation. I didn't want anything to spoil my fine boy. That's selfishness.

I hate myself for what I did. My conscience is hunting me.

The only reason u shld feel bad is if u were d one who set d car on fire. Other than that, Bleep her, she brought it on herself. Dang, smpple wld hv even brought out their phone 2 take pix they can post on nairaland.

What if those r d only words she can spell. They often do that when they r not too confident in their communication skills. Better that than she murders d english language.

Anwons:
This has got me thinking some times when arguments and conflicts arises.
What am I saying? it's about the size of male organ as it has to do with female counterpart's satisfaction during intimacy.

Higher percent of ladies will say, I can't date or marry a man whose size is small, while lower percent will say I like it average and so on.

Then, here is question that needs sincere answer, though, to some persons, I know it will base on different reasons but it's good to share experience and thoughts, you never know who you will liberate with your experience.

Now, which will a woman prefer?
(1) A male organ that is big, but can not satisfy a woman on bed.
(2) An average or small sized one, small size I mean, not less than 5 inches long, but can perform and satisfy a woman very well.
Satisfaction, I mean leading to climax(orgasm) where most ladies feel relaxed and sing all manner of uninterpreted songs. Lol.

Note: Huge(big) size and satisfaction is not an option here, which many would want to choose.

Guy, its never about d pipe but how well u can lay d pipe.

Not bad but dey can keep sm 2 demselves. We dnt hv 2 c everything na.

Rokia2:
And that suddenly add two inch to your dick enh?

You feel so proud.

Damn, u get bad mouth. I b learner 4 where u dey. Op u c ur life, u c wetin ur lack of sense don cause u.

I thought u ladies like honesty? U want d guy 2 compliment ur cooking when he probably isnt enjoying d meal. Improve ur culinary skill n u'll get d compliment u so dearly crave.

Sure, cos instead of her 2 b out doing things shes always on her phone. If u'd asked, Can A Lady Who Is Always On Social Media Be Materialistic, then dat wld hv been a different issue.

U already knw what u'll do b4 opening dis thread, u'r probably hoping 4 encouragement. Which wld it b? Let me help ur girl friend here. I'm sure u'r going 2 do it, n u'r always welcome 2 try 2 prove me wrong.