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Africans crazy in Africa. Africans crazy in America. Is there anytime Africans r ever civilized?

C naija version of man of the ledge. "He's innocent!"

Guyz make una slow down, make una never dey GH, na only one girl don join una. Una need more girls 2 PH.

All of una no get sense o. Ena go just dey let dis girl dey feel her self too much.
By d way she looks okay, not gr8.

YoungRichRuler:
It's like OP is deluded.

Do you want them to be reading Novel?

I don't understand d guy. I guess dat is why dey call it night club not night vigil or night class.

Rayhandrinni:
holay shet brewv, difuQ you looking like you in the same bunker as saddam hussein ? what kinda camera iz that brewv?

X Fatality X
O boi u wicked o

If na me b dat guy, e go b like make i change my mind. She no get sense, wetin she dey role 4 ground 4?

Just saying!

venai:
yes English hard but brain no dey pain me guy. Only a foolish man would sleep with a lady few days to her wedding when he is not her husband to be. As for your foolish rants, I leave you to Amadioha.

I beg 2 differ, dat is a wise guy. Mske him collect him last share na.

eightsin:
I regret watching this video. Now I am going to have nightmares for days till it gets off my head. Damn

U sef u get problem. 4rm d images alone I done dey repulsed, wetin make u play d vid or u dey think say u go fit use am masturbate?

eightsin:
I regret watching this video. Now I am going to have nightmares for days till it gets off my head. Damn

U sef u get problem. 4rm d images alone I done dey repulsed, wetin make u play d vid or u dey think say u go fit user masturbate?

Na wa o. This crace student dey learn anything 4 dat school apart 4rm rape. Mayb na RAPE 101 practicals.

pyyxxaro:
Make there just pluck e two eyes comot

But make dem leave the hand, so that e fit use am de chop Eba and incase e marry e fit use d hand de touch e Wife faffles

If they cut this hand, when the guy won marry were dere go come put the wedding ring

Maybe his nose or head

Its kinda sad reading alot of comments like dis on nairaland. After reading through d story, dis is what u guyz come up with. Really sad, is like we're still in 17th century. We really got alot 2 learn.

I'm well rounded. My fav r: Intelligeence cute kindhearted Good singing voice Funny Got skillz at whatever i put my heart into

Guy u b police by profession? Dis one wey u dey find evidence. By d way, girls no dey d country wey u dey? All dis 4 a girl wey dey miles 4rm u.

Jow can she regret it when d guy sucked it well. Kudos 2 Bassey

Guyman02:
Herein you called him 'stupid guy' and 'fool', when he said to you 'when I am talking, you shouldn't talk back at me' a decent girl would have kept quiet and let him be with his ego and madness, but you shouted back at him and called him names like a 'stupid and foolish' girl and the result is what you have posted here. While we condemn the action of the guy in question, you also failed to run away from trouble when you saw it coming.

My friend whose wife has harassed mercilessly for a long time to the point of High BP smacked her with one slap for the first time in utter frustration and was so apologetic about the incident, but the wife posted it on her social media page like this one and like wild fire people were calling him names which compounded his problem because he is a cool gentleman, many of those who castigated him did not ask what happened and didnt even care to know how remorseful he was and the guy just withdrew to himself, I had to force him out to attend a party and unwind before he suffers a heart attack due to the social media expose.
Women should try and watch their tongue a little sometimes.

4 eye witness report read comment above.

Guy u dey there when e happen, hw come u dey fill in d gap?

abnsugbe:
HOW TO GET YOUR MONEY

1. Ph any amount and wait to be matched.

2. Once matched, make payment and upload pop.

3. Once confirmed, go ahead to GH

4. You will be given your 2017 mavro plus part of your 2016 mavro

5. You don't need to wait for 30days mavro growth period

6. Once your GH is matched and paid, Repeat process 1 to 4

7. By the time we all engage this process, within 30days, we would have withdrew almost all the 2016 mavros.

8. But if you cant follow this process, wait until MMMNG comes up with measure to allow you GH bulk amount (2016) at once.

THE IMPLICATION OF THE ABOVE

1. The system will be busy, and that will encourage more people to join

2. You will always get the total eventually

3. Imagine if you start your PH with 2k and when it is time to GH, you will get 2, 600 immediately your payment is confirmed plus part of 2016 mavro, let's say 12, 400 making a total of 15, 000. It means when next you want to PH, you will have more money to PH instead of the initial 2k.

4. Now, let's say you subsequently wish to PH 10k out of that 15k you just got. You will then get 13, 000 plus part of 2016 mavro which may be 25k, totaling 38k, and so on.

Good day everyone

Mr Clems

Guy do quick, come catch am, MMM 1M Guider spotted

Alero3Arubi:
i dont think he is the rebound guy.
the issue here is its a long distance thing with the incumbent.
the ex is a walking distance and he understands me totally.
plus he knows my weak points.
i broke up cos of genotype.

Xory, got a question. U broke up because of genotype, abeg d genotype don com change?
Just asking

SPIRIT001:
I would have said it was a fast killer too but i was avoiding this response
Its a good idea to install a tracker on her phone... But 4 a man with a weak heart.... what will be of him after confirming she's really cheating....

Exactly! When him catch dem, d op go b like "sweetheart I dey wait 4 u when u finish, u hear"

Riddle me dis: I'm a country, no matter hw d judicial system keeps failing 2 punish corrupt leaders, d masses, especially d youth sit on their asses n joke about it. Which country I'm I.

angrybird007:
When you are close to 40 the requirement will change to any man

Yeah, she'll be like "requirement: candidates must hv a dick dat stands".

Ijaya123:
Season to do good you mean?

So what happens in other seasons?

Nothing, just a season 2 assert ur feelings 2 ur loved ones. To verbalize dat feeling u've taken 4 granted ur spouse already knows u share. I'm sure u don't say I love u to those u love everyday. Heres ur chance 2 do so.

I no get choice as a gentle man I go carry her comot. Just next time need 2 go low on d drinks n shine eyes better.

Pure psychology. Playing those songz makes his mind not fully in d sex, thus, delaying his ejaculation. Everyone has theirs, smart but kinda cos guilt..

Y typical? No one wants what everyone else is getting. B typical n just b d typical fuckmate, b ur unique self n b cherished. Ur choice.

Simple, just rock solid game.

Those who got raped hv smthinf 2 b thankful 4. I aint promoting rape, just pointing out dat there r always worse things.

Gay marriages should b d least of any government's worries. Dey hv d right 2 b demselves n love whomever dey choose (as long as it's not me n its consented). If it harms no one, then let dem b.
#straightestguyhere

Accept her apology due 2 d fact, u love her. Be a man n let her know anytime she bleeps up. Don't just let things slide easily. N since yall aint married yet, no too put her 4 mind.

stifej:
you dont belief in prayer ryt? how can u explain to me how a woman without womb is able to give birth to twins?

Probably because she was with womb. Give an example with smthing glaring no one can disprove, like an amputee or smthing like jesus n dat dude who's ear was cut off. But make it dis century.

No problem when fine girl pass ur front, where d prblem lies is u turning ur head 4 more view. U want capture images 4 ur memory 4 later masturbation things?

onila:

my nairaland family
chei, after all my hardwork, all l get is stupid

Bringing dis 2 nl shows he's not far 4rm d truth. U'r acting like it