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[quote author=PhilipReigns post=91950244]I lost a big job opportunity (Federal government job) February this year as a result of mistrust. I was told to bring 300k to buy the job slot even though I had the money I was suspicious I was going to be duped, but then I informed my friend who jumped at the offer, paid the money and to my almost surprise was actually called for training.

Funny and foolish of me right? Add yours.[/qouote]
Dont be angry with yourself; whatever almighty God has destined for you must be yours.
The offer is too cheap compare to that of one Hajiya she normally sell them between 2m to 4m.

I remembered back then when FG invested in Islamic Banking a lot of our Christians brothers were against it, shouting Islamization!
But now we are all benefiting from it dividends.
Alahu akbar!

Very disgusting sight!

Bandits?
What's really surprising is how and where does fulani Bandits received military training to the extend that they can outpowered our gallant Nigerian Army?
A typical Fulani Man is afraid of Police man let alone soldier.
Something is really fishy!
RIP

GAZZUZZ:
wind up the windows turn off the music and Test drive properly before paying. It's a nice ride.

Okay, thank you.

GAZZUZZ:
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Oga is Accord 2013 to 2017 a good buy?

owobloww:
Why think of saving so much money for years before you buy that trending car of your choice when you can actually upgrade them with the lower model of what you have.

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What's the cost of upgrading accord 2014 to 2016?

Assuming one of your relatives requested such sum you will claim COVID-19 wahala o, no money blah blah but since it's a lady whom u want commit fornication u dont mind parting with 11k as transport fare.
If you nee

Scammers everywhere!

Immediately i read it i knew it must be them

kestolove95:
Look at his small prick no wonder he was pounding hard, he couldn't even shave

Chai! See this one

Amuluonyenaego:
Aboki will never patronize innoson cos it's not owned by aliko dangote, dey think say dey are doing us. igbo Amaka jare.

Even your leaders dont patronize Innoson vehicle and u expect Aboki to buy that China components Cars.

ThatFairGuy:
Exactly. That's how they will put the owner in another problem.

That's why it's important to have police report as soon as u missed any item even if it's an I.D Card or anything which can be trace to you

He look gentle

KVN1:
happening in my street

You mean it happened withing your street?

Deceiving the gullibles as usual

Cleanest CRV
I ever see.
ga Gazzuzz am searching for Nigerian used accord 2016 above, Ex or touring.

jukekeocha:
2go was bigger than Facebook in Nigeria with over 12 million users from Nigeria while Facebook had 6.5 Million users in 2012 - Apps africa

It was the hottest app, everyone was using it, if you were not on 2go you were not a cool kid, I got my first feature phone (java phone) around 2008, and was instantly addicted to the app.

The funny part was I didn't even create a new account, I bought a used phone, when I opened the 2go app, I found the previous owners account and just started using it. Looking at the craze that surrounded the 2go app back then, it could have been the first African owned successful social network, well. It was for five years, but after that it became a child's app

Everyone says WhatsApp killed 2go, what they don't know is that...........................................
Continue reading Why 2go messenger died

Nice one, waiting for inputs

DanseMacabre:
Lol to even express e sef despite all the money na war. E for just use Hausa write.


Quota system and federal character product.

Take it or leave it las las abooki na abooki.

It pained him!
Bro take it easy & keep hustling.

NaijaRoyalty:
The Muslims recently celebrated end of Ramadan followed by the Eid celebrations. Some section of Arewa Twitter which comprises of northerners have used the opportunity to flaunt various types of wealth, exotic cars and expensive properties they own which have generated mixed reactions from many Nigerians.

A young man identified as only Mustapha on his social media page is currently being slammed by Nigerians over the caption he used on his Eid celebration picture he posted online. He uploaded a picture he took with a Lexus car behind him and captioned it with, "just to let you know, the car worth is over 100m and the clothes is about 15k per yard".

This has made Nigerians react with some saying he's proud..

See their reactions below

Clothes... 7000 per yard, he is not wearing morethan 3 to 3.5 yards

That Lexus cost between 30m to 40m

I dont blame them, they parent should have train them to know the value of money!

Thank God the police officer applied decorum otherwise he could have shoot the guy.
Advice...
Never ever attack an armed security agent while in uniform!
He can do the unthinkable in the process of self defense.

Genset:
My ex-boyfriend just me money out of the blues, should i be worried? We broke up since the beginning of the year and haven't spoken since then. All of a sudden he texted me asking for my account number and then sent me money. It's just weird.

Oya transfer the money to Nairaland E-Beggars.

Bonatheripper:
Yes I have K legs although it isn't visible that much.

I have lots of confidence which tends to help me but then when someone tells me I have those scissors legs my confidence drops to 0 then climbs back gradually ones I get angry and make love to a new girl.

It's really annoying.

I can't help but admire those with straight legs... They don't know how lucky they're.

I yen for straight legs.
I know ones I have enough money I'll travel out and perform osteonomy to correct the genu valgrum... Yes I know all about K leg.

Ok... I syked a girl in the night and god willing she wasn't that hard to get.

She slept over on Tuesday so in the morning I was up trying to put on th Tv.


She was like jeeez.
Babe you have K legs... Walk let me see

I felt depressed immediately.

Even when I'm on skinny jeans I feel someone is laughing at my K small legs.

I won't complain if it was Bow arrow legs.... Bow legs don't make your whole body look out of shape like K LEGS...

When I was in secondary school K legs where my biggest insecurities... I didn't approach any girl or have a girlfriend because I felt she won't like my K legs... Yes they actually don't like K legs.

How tiring to have K legs.

Oh I hate K legs.

I've done numerous times to exercise to fix the K legs but the K legs won't fix

How hard is it to get fix?
Why won't my K legs fix after much exercise.

I can't where shorts because people will say I walk like a horse or a broken table.

What's all this?

K legs is killing me... I swear I'll have a surgery done because I feel after the K legs heal to normal I'll feel more at ease... Jeeeez I think of it all day long.

I hate K legs
I just dislike it... I know everyone with K legs in my street.

The word K alone annoys me.

Jeeez

Why didn't my leg just grow straight.


GOSH...... I HATE [K LEGS I AM SAD

DO YOU HAVE K LEGS OR ANY OTHER INSECURITIES?

You dont have problem just hustle for money and more money, when u get it nobody will notice your K abi Z Legs

Which success is he talking about?
Continue with your hypocrisy while bandits are killing uour people mercilessly.

Yenefer:
He is not serious, he is just saying what his Masters told him too. my dad, brothers and cousins prays in the masjid, and the masjid is literally inside our home. No one catches the coronavirus. I still don't know anyone or saw even a video of Covid19 patience in nigeria. Besides people dancing in isolation center. Coronavirus in Nigeria is a scam. We will go and pray on Eid ground. Let him sit on his thrones and leave us alone. At this junction even Buhari can't stop us praying Eid.

My friends, in the world we live in today we have to be SELF RELIANT. We should never put our trust or fate in the hands of the world. To many want to take advantage of us. Many are waiting for us to make a big slip. We must always look to ourselves and do what we can. I don’t believe anything any organization says. I don’t believe anything. This sometimes sounds like it was an evil plan. Came out of control and they had to say something that sounds good. This one world order formed by world organizations is not good for humanity. � We don't need those mass global organizations anymore. Keep it nationwide only. Corruption is the most widely spread outbreak in the world. The Coronavirus is nothing compare to Corruptionvirus. No surprises there. All these ‘world’ organizations gain more power and most importantly money from the one world order. UN. Unesco, EU, Olympic Committee, AU, WHO etc etc.
thats why they hate people who think outside the box, corrupt monoliths. Well it seems pretty clear now that this virus is being use by the global elites to take back the control they have lost in the last few years.

Must you talk to you elder this way?
If u like go to mars and celebrate it there.

Iyiataata92:
If the sentences run concurrently, then he'll be spending seven years in jail which, to me,is too small
The north should know that this their stupid act of marrying kids can only be tolerated in their region.
Any attempt to expand their criminal marriage to the south will be met with stiff resistance
Girls from the south are more than objects for the other rooms.
Over Here, We Don't Marry Kids And You Guys Should Respect That

Still, Seven Years Is Too Small

Why not 20 years instead,

Supported!
But on the contrary is better to get married at 14 than to be in Baby factory at such ages, In the cause of my work have seen many southern girls of that ages in brothels and Baby factory that are thriving in southern Nigeria.

Mrkcee:
Ifam d man, I'm killing both of them.... Then kill myself

Bro,
That's gross, why not just divorce her and move ahead.

I need her contact number pls

This is welcome development, they also assemble honda accord 2013-

funkmrflexx:
We Have Been Dating For 1 Year and 6 months now. I’ve met her parents, we wanted to get married last year but her dad told me to wait till she finishes school which is supposed to be next year. I’m 25 years old and she’s 22 .

I live alone in the city while my mom lives in the village. My younger sister who I’m sponsoring through school sometimes comes to my place during holidays and weekends. My girlfriend practically lives with me because she comes from a type of an Abusive family. So she lives with me and I even assist her with school fees and house rents sometimes. I’ve spent even more than her father for her school.

Everyone In my family knows her and she’s a very wonderful girl. Typical wife material. She supports me every time even when I’m broke. I’m not the type of guy that dates a lot of girls . I don’t even cheat on her. Since I met her I’ve done away with a lot of ladies. I’m 100% committed to the relationship

But the problem is that she Has very bad anger issues. I mean she can destroy your property when she’s angry and I’m the quiet type. I don’t like hitting a lady execpt once in a while a general brain resetting slap. When she starts she doesn’t listen to anyone. Not me, not even her parents. So anytime she’s angry like this I will just find a way to make her laugh. Both of you can just be eating and she will get angry if you ate the fleshy part of the meat and left oily part for her (we have quarreled because of that I mean serious quarrel) . Sometimes I get tired of the whole situation. At the end even when she’s wrong I’ll let her for peace to reign. So I try to manage the anger at home so it shouldn’t go out

So we went to visit my mom in the yesterday. Because of curfew we slept over. So my mom bought us mangos this morning and told us to carry.

My girlfriend then said she doesn’t like mango that if I want to eat my mango I should carry it myself. Then my mom (she is the type that always shouts at every body. The real wahala woman) told her that if she can’t carry the mango then she should just put it on my head for me to carry na (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na).

That was the only thing my mom said. Then she sparked. Started shouting at my mom. That she should stop talking to her like that, that she doesn’t like it. In fact she’s going home. So she carried her bag and started going home. Every one in the compound started saying it’s ok (Na dat thing why dem tell u Dey make u Dey vex so) she was still shouting. I was even try to calm her down but no way. She was still shouting. Even my sister who had never seen her angry before became angry (na so you b? She said). I was really disappointed In her

The issue is what even made me angry is how she reacted. If she didn’t like what my mom said made her angry. At least she should have waited till we got home (this was the first time we were both sleeping over) then she would tell me. Or she could have called my sister and told her what my mom said. After all the fracas, she went inside the room till we left. I just told everybody to just leave her.

So when we got home I told her what she did was wrong that she shouldn’t have reacted like that. Na there war start. She started yelling and shouting at me that if my mom talks to everyone like that she won’t take it (my plan was to tell her that she should apologize to her. Because my mom already apologized that she won’t talk to her again like that. Which I know she will o . So we can just forget about the issue. But she never accepts she’s wrong ) She said I took her to my village to intimidate her in front of my family people, I was really angry and called her uncle and told him what happened. He said there was nothing wrong with what my mom told her (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) and that he would talk to her .

I even scolded my mom before I left that I didn’t like what she said what she did that’s she was just causing issue. My girlfriend said when my mom said the word (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) that I should have immediately rebuked my mom. But me sef no see anything wrong with what my mom said( If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

I just Dey follow her uncle advise and leave her be until she calms down and I talk to her

So my people what’s offensive in this word? If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

But this her attitude don tire me. Break up is not on the card for me at least not yet. She always thinks that they are other guys out there because she has a lot of toasters but I know they can’t do quarter of what I’m doing for her. In this modern time it’s difficult to see a guy who will allow his girlfriend stay with him thereby losing his freedom to do certain things. A guy who doesn’t cheat, a guy who takes care of her does everything for her .

I just think the things she went through in her family is affecting her physiological. And sometimes when I think about leaving her I feel pity because she can’t go back to her parents house.

Scold your mother for your so called girlfriend?
Okay continue karma is waiting for you.
Leave that girl alone or else you may regret it later.
Just an advice

Giving tithe to the wealthy so called amn of God, while a widow with orphans are roaming tour street looking for what to eat!

Davash222:
Let her threats always be a motivation for you to get your own apartment so you can move out.

These are one of the techniques African mothers use to ostracize the spirit of laziness in their sons. No too reason am.

God bless all mothers.

I can testify to that!