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Oga a Muslim can only marry 4 wives at a time.

They should set him free now, he is trying to collect sone of his tithe.
Well in the first place why God allowed him to still from his House

Juell:
Shouldn't this be a secret mission?

This is eye service Bro.

Boom33:
Asin ehn.. I don't even know the manage to carry out such act.
There is this MTN line I bought last month, and I've been receiving alert and account statement of millions of naira from GTBank. The tin dey skip my mind.
sometimes m always tempted to use koni ways to withdraw some money from the account.
I've complained it to GTBank staff, I even called their costumer care to complain this issue. I was told that they're gonna work on it, but till now, m still receiving alert from this account.... M tempted with the money in this account

Same thing here: I have been receiving alert of monthly salary of a Teacher from Zamfara State!
The funniesr thing is the montgly salary is palty 10,250 (ten thousand two hundred and fifty naira)

NB: he may be on grade 6/7, cos there is no minimum wage in that state

Oga Dangote had it been u are paying ZAKAT as at when due u could have save hundred of thousands if not millions northerners from poverty.

Had it been he knew u will become menace to the good people of Nigeria He could have shoot u!
So u have been cheating since your days as Cab driver

greggng:
Since the day one of the police asked my friend to read Mathew 5-25..that was the day I became afraid of them. I only hope that verse will teach some of us a lesson

"Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still together on the way, or your adversary may hand you over to the judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison.

Chai Police!

Our SARS here in the North are gentlemen (majority)
Am still wondering whats wrong with our SARS in the South 2

I will surely become Pastor instead of wasting my talent in my current job.

Dami12345:
This is so nice. I can imagine if it was Nigeria. Are people this trusting in s.a or is it cause you are a girl, cause girls get always with almost everything almost all the time.

Its very possible in northern Nigerian; a lady can enter any house they can allow her to ease herself.

FashAutos:
Still low

Ok

Beautiful brides.
Can i know the dowry of that camry?

FashAutos:
Accord

1.3m?

FashAutos:
Serious buyer needed.

1.3m
We can seal the deal tomorrow.
Oga Cosply check am for me abeg

[quote author=FashAutos post=77161811]Cash needed today [/quote
Serious buyer, whats the final price please

2.3 Dirhams, thats about 230millions!
Well, just apply Islamic law to them shikenan!

tee59:
I only saw men here. Where is the bride?

There are about 4 pics of brides there, look carefully

Nigeria has spent morethan this amount on INEC, only to bedeviles with the inconclusive virus

Lloydthesaint:
Death to the wicked tribe

For insulting innocent souls watch out and see what will happen to you.

jaymejate:
If you no collect Gideon Bible for your secondary school.
Please where did you school, absolutely not in Nigeria.

I never heard of it let alone collect it;
I schooled in far north.

ricki:
I am interested. What papers you have for vehicles

Scam alert, run for your life!

Ttrrffyyghuuh:

A very unNigerian Experience, in Nigeria, you'll poo on your body, or find the nearest bush around because nobody will allow a stranger come into their house to shit, , for all we know your shiit could be diabolical if nothing else ...lets not even talk of the fact that most houses have high fences, especially in city areas

In Nothern Nigerua is very possible but only to ladies

Iam still wondering o
Has Bokoharam turn to lovers of democracy?
Imagine no polling booth, ward, local govt or state collation center was attack in Borno, infact no single bullet was shoot that day. Abi or talented NA has finally defeated them.

softwerk:


See small girl of 18years owning her own car while I'm still here ordering uber and keke marwas!

Hmmmm......Last-last Ashawo no be work!

I dedicate this FTC to my landlord because after last night my one year rent has been settled.

U are funny wallahi

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senatordave1:
Op are you sure about this? Kahal dropped a post here days ago which showed that apc has 20 members and pdp 10

Iam currently in Sokoto on assignment, PDP has 14 members while APC has 16, but one funny thing is 2 or 3 among the APC members elect will succumb to PDP's/Tambuwal demand.

babatee1985:
Good evening nairalanders, I need your help on something. I want to buy split air conditioner ‎but the power supply in my area is very poor, which practically means I want to base the usage on my gen. I use an elepaq gen (pix below) and I do use it to power my small bedside fridge with my other home appliances (TV, Home theatre, fan, two bulbs). I want you guys to give me type of AC that I can buy and won't be a burden on the gen. I already priced LG gencool 1hp AC but the price is too much for me (#120k) coz my budget is 80k maximum. I want you guys to suggest the type of split 1hp AC this gen can carry conveniently with my bedside fridge at thesame time. Thanks and I will be waiting for your responses asap.

Oga buy LG Gencool u will thank me later, i have been using them since 2015 then i bought them at the rate of 85k and 97k 1hp amd 1.5hp respectively

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Excerpt from Senator Wanakko speech....
PDP is goner they cant win an any Northern state wether APC campaign or not!

Baba how market? shey PDP has won even in Sokoto

buhariski:
I'm a chronic masturbator I don't know how i get myself into dis shit. This year has been a worst year in my life and I can't control d way I mastubate. I don't know if it is due to depression and loneliness.

This year I made a promise not to visit the brothel though I have kept to the promise. My problem now I have done everything possible to make sure I stop masturbation but I can't just stop it. The highest I can go is a week then return to normal.

It's affecting me especially in my work place. cos during the working days the time I will get to rest I will used it to browse the net (night browsing you understand) using it watch porn movies online without getting a sleep and a enough wanking. This has made me less productive in my work. I wil look so weak and tired and I will b having some dizziness at worked. My co workers have took note of it and my boss too. Though he has not really take action or give me quarries maybe be cos I'm d hard working type and I expect that soonest.

The bigger problem now my dick is always embarrassing me publicly I can't just control it. any time I 'm with the opposite sex I always having a strong Boner. There is a day i was at home washing my clothes I was all alone in the compound cos everyone left for their various places, suddenly a small girl walked into the compound she should be 14 to 15 years old but she has a very matured physique. She was selling pap (akamu). She walked to me asking of someone living in the compound and as I was answering and I was not having any bad thought in my head oo but found out my dick got erected when I was talking to her. I didn't know oo cos I put on a lit boxer I saw her looking below, for my mind why dis girl dey look ground and I just checked myself I found out my penis was fully erect. Mehn I couldn't stand the shame and embarrassment I gave to myself that day.

Yesterday something similar happened but wit my neighbour daughter DAT she is in SS1. I was in kitchen cooking oo so she came in to fetch WATER, as she bowed down to get the water her bra got exposed I saw her breast cos she got big breast I couldn't resist myself, I had a strong boner again but this time she didn't notice anything but I had rushed to my room to cool down myself while my food is on fire burning. I just weak and getting a girlfriend has been very difficult for me. The rejections I have had from girls would make someone to commit suicide.

My advice...
1. Stop watching porn.
2. Stop living alone get a roomate.
3. Get yourself busy I mean very busy with something productive other than your current job.
4. Get yourself a decent Gal who u will marry at your convenient.
5. Never associate with whores they may ruin your life.

dee92:
My 8 months old niece was diagnosed with epilepsy last month. She didn't cry at birth. She is on medication but it doesn't seem to tackle her seizures effectively. She's having subtle seizures as well. Any first hand experience from anyone with homeopathic remedies for epilepsy?

My younger didnt cry at birth, he is 30yrs now, crying doesnt matter.
Well i suggest u should google watch youtube for references meanwhile visit hospital asap