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FreeStuffsNG:
“Never knew Asisat Oshoala had a flat stomach (tummy). I like girls with flat tummy and above all including her flat tummy she is better than Mudrky of Chelsea, Martial of Manchester United and Ferran Torres of FC Barcelona. She is the total package.”

This comment ri bakan. I agree it's quite iconic and the yellow card earned is an avoidable liability but what do you want girls that do not have flat tummy to say? She's a fit sports icon and brand, that's all that matters. I honestly don't expect less. It's like expecting Tobi Amusan not to have flat tummy. Haba. Check my signature for free stuffs!

Me and you be polar opposites. ..

Me and Orobo be like King Tinubu and Amala...

Smh

incandescentena:


Double standards......you people in these 1st world countries instigate coups and wars in poor African countries and then turn around and say you want to protect democracy, strengthen ties with the same people you'd ravaged and sponsor with blood money, guns and bullets to kill their own people because of your GREED & POWER ?!

We have seen it all....

The right of the strong...

And the fate of the weak....

We're a weak and thoroughly conquered continent. With eediots and dumbasses at the helm of power. The so-called intellectuals have been shaken into scaredly mice who only complain on social media. What do you expect?

Only benefit is right and proper only benefit is eternal.

Smh

Workch:
it's hard to win an argument against an intelligent person but it's impossible to win against a fool, so why should I even try doing it?

Valid point..

The funny thing is these faithful believers will now quote from their book that part that calls us infidels fools too...
So the circle goes on.. It's best not to bother about it all.. iits all crazy business anyway


It all depends on my mood, I don't mind entering any place of worship. Only mosques I avoid for I don't understand whatever it is they're saying in there (but one of my women don carry me enter before) smh

Morning brother

Rayban25:
dey play. we only ask you to send pictures to make you feel special after wards we delete them without even backing them up

Sabi guy

Omolabake dey take am to heart...

Prechgold1180:
Nothing special here

B like nah all africa president sabi begi begi

To beg na badt tin?

Na Lord Putin dey toast dem ni o. And as werey wey dem be, dem no dey see say High Lord Putin fit use dem as cannon fodder if America wan tear their pant...😂

Workch:
I don't even respond to him 😂

Lols..

When I tell you people to make peace with it all, you won't listen...
See now, my dear Lord Worldch is now running from his fellow human..

Let the believers breathe and you believers, let us infidels breathe too..😂

Too idle today, now devil don use me go drink tombo...

Abeg, I need go bath and sleep now... I just dey type on...

MaxInDHouse:
That is evidence of the one and only true God!

Before Tinubu became president he can say he knows how Nigeria's problem began and how to solve it ọmọ that's just claims.
If he is allowed to rule Nigeria and problems are been solved in places where citizens are following his instructions then it's no more a mere claim but indisputable fact!

I hear ya...

Those infidels wey get your power dey come.

Worldch, where have you been. Been long I see your wahala on religion section..
Come answer Lord MaxinDHouse, this daddy no get power..

Smartguyboy:
West media will not like this .

Why?

Will any African country be bold enough to get involved and negatively affect the arrangements of Big Sam?

I doubt that... And the US knows our block headed and cowardly leaders wouldn't dare.

This summit won't affect anything... Believe me

MaxInDHouse:
Later you will say you're using your own sense, Shey Thomas Henry Huxley be your Papa or black man like you?

Well people agreed with the idea that gravity and black holes exists not because they can see any of these things but due to the reaction of objects close to them so the true God also proved He is the Creator by telling us how the languages began through the disobedience of man to move towards all the corners of the earth surely that's arguable because nobody today witnessed that event but then He goes on to say He will send out His active force so that people from different geographical locations on this planet will come together and form one big and happy family of peace loving worshipers {Isaiah 2:2-4} and they will agree to doing things in common as if they're speaking the same language {Zephaniah 3:9} at the same time all others will be confused due to their disobedience and the result will be killing themselves throughout the earth! Revelations 6:3-4

So the true God has proved Himself whether you agree or not!

And that is evidence of what?

You've started o, you this man..

Rayban25:
thank God you know say na movie you dey watch.

this is real life and naija. if you cheat on your husband be preapared to go back to your fathers house

I know men who had done that. Caught their woman and some guy pants down but accepted them back. It's a personal thing. Not all men will chase their woman away.

ublight:
Comrade. I was beaten like a common thief. The ipo was saying that until blood comes out from my ears, he won't stop punching my ears except I give up the location of the contractor.

Abeg no vex o. Shey blood later come out?. I mean from the ear ..

whippersnapper:
I talk am. This girls been wan protest. I dont know what stopped. If the are not paid the should boycott the match against ireland. What nonsense. This country na heavy shit

Abi?

After all, to serve Nigeria is not by force...

Yeye dey smell

nkemjacob2:
It is finished

Verily, verily, I say into thee: "IT IS FINISHED"

MaxInDHouse:
Ọmọ come and gone o it's convention we're salivating for now!

Ah..

Which are they now telling me about in November?

Remember I mentioned I went to one last time? The man says there's another in November...

SVC6000:
Someone is in control of the drugs in Singapore. Maybe the presidency or Army Generals. So they have to stop other importers, you have to or risk it or stand the chance of being executed

Drug Cartels in Singapore are very strict and powerful. You can't bypass then without risking your life

Govt magic.

Old people thread....

Lemme be counting all the ancestors we have on NL

VOsimhen144:
When life is so easy in Nigeria

Iffa hear...

Fela and Osadebe dey complain in their songs for nothing?

Maynman:
For a day, what’s up?

I see....

TenQ:
The best anyone can do is to pray for ALL in this category all over the world.
Am I looking for death?
Certainly not!
Would I die one day?
Of course yes!

If I am privileged to know the information I know about Islam, should I keep Quiet?
It would in fact be wickedness on my part to be silent.

Islam thrives on Lies and Deception : my job as a Christian is to preach salvation through Christ. Islam is an obstacle to the truth : thus, to get to Muslims, one must be ready to show them the truth about Islam. Only then can they choose to know the Messiah!

I appreciate you: what I need is prayers for grace and mercy to succeed in doing the work of a minister of salvation.

Only God has the key of life and death in His hands. Everyone will eventually die: then so what!?

I wish you well brother...

Khd95:
You dare not stay outside the house when it’s past 6, better go look for where you go sleep that night, that was how I was trained

And once my dad don watch news of 9 on air then with our box black and white tv, na make everyon disperse go their rooms go sleep, sometime my older siblings stay up later into the night to watch movies, but my dad always take me away from them that if my brothers no even pursue me go sleep be that oo

Parents of these days are too lazy and non chalants towards their children/ward

Like in this boy’s case, don’t the parents wake at night to check on it or take him to pee?

As for just leave the boy, the era of everyone discipline a child is over, if you try harder to correct him or stop him youat have issues with the parents and the boy may antagonize you

Our own B&W tv is like an unappreciated altar of some deity.

The only time I sneakily turn the controls was when nobody was in the living room and there was no light.
Maybe that's why up till now, I'm never a fan of TV.

Children these days can even drag remote with you.

The parents have work to do.

Someone mentioned something about insomnia and the parents being aware of the child suffering from such condition. Ah. I still don't support encouraging the behavior. It's like adding oil to fire by letting the child watch TV into the night.

Me thinks..
OP should speak with the parents.

TenQ:
Thanks my brother!
I understand the risk: the worst is that they kill me!

But what would they gain with my corpse?

Every one of us will eventually die both the killer and the murdered: then what?

If they seek my death, it is a proof that they serve SATAN: only satan would kill others for the purpose of having his worship secured.

By the way:
I speak only the truth available in their Literatures.
Since most of them are Sunni Muslims, I do not use Shia or Ahmadiya literatures for them. The only thing I add is to Ask QUESTIONS!

No body want to die (but if it is my time, so be it). To live is Christ and to Die is gain for me. Only those who hate the truth will wish me death!

Mt 10:28:
"Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Instead, fear the one who is able to destroy both soul and body in hell."

How bold...

Commendable....

But I feel it'll be a waste if such incident ever occurs. The buggers are known for such acts hence my comment.

If it rocks your bolt, by all means continue...

We dey for audience dey root for you...

BoldBrainz:
OP, have you ever heard of the concept of "genetic insomnia"?

It is an inherited case of sleeplessness. I was born with it. Try as much as I could, it's a trait I was never able to get rid of to this day. I practically function optimally with just 1hour of sleep out of 24hours. It used to be quite better when I was a child. I could sleep for about 4hours before the sleep fades and I have to toss in bed until the day breaks. When I got of age and could afford the bills, I sought medical help. There was literally nothing that was prescribed that worked. Overtime, I simply gave up on trying to cure something that was clearly not an ailment. Now, if I have to sleep for more than an hour, I have to resort to eating a bit of weed and that helps to give me about 3 or 4hours of sleep at the very most.

Now the very fact the parents of that child let him stay up with the television might not be a case of an addiction to the screen, but simply an inability for him to sleep. And those parents already recognise that. So don't paint a sordid or deformed picture of another's child. When your own born, if e no gree sleep, you fit use bicycle kick send am go bed.

I see...

Benefit of doubt, just in case.....

Makes sense.

DevilishMan:
Only poor man fit come somebody house dey set rules.

True true...

You be DevilishMan

MayntheeMayn:
Naive Adam and eve were visited by a serpent, which the Elohim even said was the wisest of all the animals, what do you think will happen?

Maynman, what happened to your other handle?

Spambot shoot am down,..

They will soon trace you TenQ.

You think ndi na aku is na ala are like bible wielder's who don't give a rat's ass about any who speaks ill of their faith? You think they'll dismiss you with a simple: God bless you or God forgive your soul?

We no want you to enter FP for Prime Express and Nairaland o... We no wan hear MURIC orders the immediate arrest and execution of an old infidel called TenQ o....

As ya brother wey we be...

Be forewarned o...

High Priest MaxinDHouse.

How brutal...

When be your assembly date sef?

DeLaRue:
However much you say, many Nigerians don't want to hear it.

Nigeria could and should be better, but many countries around the world are in a more desperate situation.

Argentina: inflation at over 100%, their currency has nearly collapsed. By the way, inflation in Nigeria is around 23%

Egypt: Their currency lost 50% of its value last year; basic foods have become a luxury.

Lebanon: The currency has completely collapsed. They have more or less abandoned it for dollars. Previously middle class people are picking foods from waste bins. A loaf of bread in Lebanon cost about 20 times the price 3 years ago. In that time, Nigerian loaf prices have increased less than 3 times.

Several other countries, including Ghana, Venezuela etc are in worse situation than Nigeria.

None of the above is a reason not to criticise Nigerian governments.

But we have a new government trying to correct some of the economic errors of the past 20 - 30 years. Let's give it a year or two to see their performance...but no, some Nigerians insist we must continue in the old way even if that means borrowing more and more to keep prices of goods down (subsidy).

Smh.

Makes sense.

SenatePresdo:
My confidence in them is very High.

Everything being Genuine, Tinubu would be sacked.
If they want to do mago-mago, they will order for a Rerun.

Don't worry, you'll soon experience magic..

TheBillyonaire:
She is calling prostitutes useless, cos only branded prostitutes codenamed 'Hook Up' demand for port fare.

I disagree, prostitutes are not useless.

Seconded...

Goodman2023:
You forgot that no one knows the day he or she will get married until the day of marriage...

Let's take Amaka for example,
✓you did not tell Amaka that deciding who she marries is beyond her and it's determined by economic factors.
✓ you did not tell Amaka when she Will get married.
✓you did not tell Amaka how she will know the right one.
✓you did not tell Amaka that some will Mary early, some will Mary late while some will not marry at all.
✓You did not tell Amaka to get a job so that she won't because of hunger jump into a relationship.
✓you did not also tell Amaka who will take care of her needs before marriage.
✓You did not also tell Amaka that even on the day of marriage, it is not over until it is over.
✓Lastly, you did not tell Amaka that some relationships are better than some marriages.

Many things Amaka hasn't been told...


Chai, now our dear Amaka is clueless

bobobenz:
EMEFIELE HAD AUTHORISATION FROM BUHARI ON ALL HIS POLICIES.. THEY MEY REGULARLY, WHY ARE THEY ALSO NOT GOING AFTER BUHAIR? AS RENO SAID THIS MAN IS JUST GETTING PERSECUTED BECAUSE HE COMES FROM A MINORITY TRIBE IN DELTA STATE. THEY WONT HAVE PERSECUTED HIGH ROYAL MAJESTY SANUSI LIKE THIS

This is Nigeria....

They forget Emefiele has an employer in the person of Lord Buhari because they don't want to poke the hornet's nest.

Touch Bubu and even river Ethiope will dry up..

Kangaroo justice isn't something new... And the werey dem will be posing as if they're doing anything reasonable.

Las las, nothing will happen to Emefiele. Like I said in an old post, it's just to shout on his head until he settles out of court. Those wey wan die, make dem go die.

That's the bizarre reality we find ourselves experiencing in this country...

SMH

gaby:
My guy Olu (on the red hat) company.

Nice one...

Congratulations.

Police go still say dem no get data to access app and respond to any emergency sha

Na Nigeria we dey..

Exactly...

Especially now wey fuel don cost..

Yeye people never fit handle website, na app dem go dey create....

No surprise say dem go record $50bn for creation of the app and annual $20bn for maintenance. Yet the app go be DOA.

Yeye dey smell