₦airaland Forum

egoldman:
ohh sorry, I forgot situation in the country today have favored u and ur family.

Flavored or not, 8k is called paltry for a reason.

No...

It's for EWA....

TheBillyonaire:
I will like to invest in Cannabis Farming in Ghana, any Ghanian reading this, should respond so we can partner for purchase of hectars of farmland to grow this plant. It is an amazing plant. Nigeria Government should learn from Ghana otherwise we will go and invest in Ghana.

With Lord Tinubu on seat, it'll be a reality...

Believe me

AustineE1:
Arrant nonsense！your Tinubu has succeded in ruining whatever positive is left of this country economically,never in the history of this nation that naira became so valueless and can only be compared to tissue papers, yes toilet papers. The masses are being strangulated in the worst form economic hardship,the streets are empty of cars and SMEs that depend on fuel to power their businesses has almost all folded up.
while Some national clowns are online hyping the calamity of a president. Rather than going for better things,the online janitors and thugs are paid 30k stipends to continue with there online chorus.

What a joke...

Another joke...

People wey I go blow troway. The existing govt should just sponsor a sacking team to attack all known leaders of all these groups and see their sheep's scatter...

Let d vawulent be praised...

emoboy4u:
No firm asks for payment from applicants for any offers.

APPLICATIONS ARE FREE
APTITUDE TESTS ARE FREE
INTERVIEWS ARE FREE
ASSESSMENT CENTERS ARE FREE
MEDICALS ARE FREE
OFFER LETTERS ARE FREE
RESUMPTION IS FREE

Most importantly, a simple google/Nairaland search can save you the stress. Those people never change. Know this, know peace!

Bros o...

As these people dey smartly extort from our guys, make we gather carry officers of Zha law go burst their training centers na. At least 20k per head to bail dem and we take our cut...hmm?

tonicyril:
No leave them bro, yorubas and hausas are their problems...

But u get time dey argue with them oh, seems u don't know this people, they will never agree to bn at fault.

If a son killed his father he would still blame outsider for not refraining him when he wanted to strike.

The exact matter... @bolded

Normally, I no get time for argument, especially with unreasonable people.
Na Udeme wey I drink give me strength for unreasonableness and argument...

whizzler:
U guys won't make ur comments without resulting to insults. If machines are not there it's the new government's duty to get them , same goes for water and electricity. My grouse is her statements on the structure. Pls don't mention me if u can't criticize my comments without insults

Lols.. Nlers like to dey yab pesin, makes them feel better of them sorry selves....

Let's say we agree that the hospital is not on par. As the new person in charge, what plans are in place to make it work? Is that not what they should be talking about?

After all these complaining, nothing will be done to salvage the matter, the next govt will also come on board and criticize this one too, and it will continue with many unfinished and prolly sold off supposedly govt projects....

Yeye dey smell.

tonicyril:
Pls someone should enlighten the usual and perpetual victims that FG no talk say make their governors no build port for their side oh.

The way they talk u would think it's fg that is barricading their chances of having a port even when they know that its the job of their respective governors to create such.

But well, viktym will always be viktym and a failuree will always see excuses to defend his miserable life.






Before some people start yearning dust, a no mention name ooh, u can only quote me and yearn dust when u already believe u re the viktym.

Anyway, may badagary deep sea port favor me and my family

You'd be surprised. I had a discuss with one supposedly matured baba about how the ports in the south are no longer operational and lo and behold, this baba said the FG are the ones suppressing and sabotaging all efforts to make it all work, that the Hausas and Yorubas are blah blah blah....smh

The senile old baba even said the oyibo from abroad always refuse to take their cargos to any port in Nigeria unless it's Lagos....

They made the waterways unsafe, allowing the thugs in political offices to have excuse to siphon the so-called security bill for the same situation they created, they made the land unsuitable for business (in the case of warri) now they're making the land unsuitable for even living in peace with their forced Sit@Home. Tomorrow they'll still blame the government for the ills they brought on themselves.

I always tell my people in Delta State: una be total fvcckup. Una don carry last yet una never notice....smh

The Southeasterners are always placing their emotions in the wrong endeavors. They've allowed themselves to be used and they've not gotten wiser and are still being used.

All these loud mouths on here saying rubbish have not experienced what it means to live in a crisis filled environment or lose someone especially to such a senseless crisis.

We don talk o, if una like, continue supporting this senseless people killing your future, all I know is, your land has already been lost when you allowed and show support for this insurgency that's been introduced to your land. Your odogwus and ogbuehis will cash out from weapon trade and the inherent inflation in your land, not to mention the funds your governors will receive for security and blah blah blah..

Ndigbo, learn from warri '99

[quote author=MichaelSokoto post=124391304][/quote]

That ya signature cracked dis daddy up....


Yeye boy

LUAN:
All this for what. No need to win any heart. Why not focus on yourself and stay alone. Why is winning of heart and relationship driving our society. Some are unhappy and sad for because of relationship with a stranger.

Lols

The need to love and be loved, you know that kinda thing na...


ManAlone like yours truly finds it tiring.... Makes me wonder if I'm still human...

BobbieZion:
Most Nigerians now are not Pessimists, we are rather Realists.
The reality on ground is ,after Booboo and Emi Lokan promised Nigerians heaven on earth 2015 and prior.....only for Nigerians to wake up after 8 years and realize they have been scammed by two heartless crooks.

Anybody who believes Tinubu will be better,must be a joker.
After the last election, I realized Nigeria is in an irredeemable state. And Tinubu is the very last to change that Status Quo.
Thanks..

Do not mind that guy.

After all we've been through, after all the shege naija politicians have shown this country, you still expect a Nigerian to be optimistic and trust these same criminals in high places, especially with the nonsense perpetrated in the last elections.

The doubt abounds especially when these old power grabbbers are concerned.

Doubt, Cynicism are always tied to whatever these political miscreants offer. Until there's a positive result, I'll find it difficult to place a rat's balls on these thug lords.

Lols

High Lord Tinubu is mindful of the strain expensive and costly foodstuff is having on the pockets and purses of his dearest citizens yet unmindful of his enlisted illegal tax collectors everywhere around the country. How thoughtful.....


Yeye dey smell

Aba made insurgency....

At least, no one from SE can accuse the northerners of all being BH...

Una well done in una foolishness.

MS247:


Make he dey play...

If the tori na true o...

The man na sure werey. Life is all about grabbing what you can till you kick jerrycan. He has prior knowledge, his advantage. Yet he can't see it.

Unless he no like pikin, or he's one of those who no dey joke with there own personally generated gene or whatever, laziness no go kih me.... SMH

MS247:




Oga na you get the pikin, find a way to legally own and adopt them formally so that some idiot won't come for them after you suffered to raise them, if you have to get a lawyer

If anyone shows up carry matchete and cutlass to deal with them



.

Lols @ the last sentence...


The MoG is now irritated with them all. How would he take ya advice with his current mindset?

He didn't tell her of his incapabilities, the heavens can excuse him but I won't. He's totally wrong and right for that

But the guy na real madman o, that is to say if the story is true. How can you be aware of the situation and let a woman have three kids under ya roof and I believe the werey would've bought drink and food to celebrate this duplicitous event, now babanla werey is feeling irritated and angry. Children he could just claim and secure every exploitable loopholes ....smh

specialmati:
what a country use the photocopy and sue them if you have

Lols

How many people would think of having a photocopy unless they've been through what Mr OP has gone through?

The Job market in Nigeria is totally fvccked. Yet there's one useless and incompetent labour and trade union....smh

In Nigeria, take/bear what you can and leave the rest but verily verily, I tell you, if there's any incriminating evidence in ya possession, it's a law of the gods that you use it to get as much as you could from the lawless baastards trying to run you over...

wirinet:
A resounding YES. In 1980 when our population was around 60million, we were producing our own food, clothes, shoes, fuel and even cars. We did not need to import much items from abroad. That was why N1 was equal to $2 then, because no one needed dollars to import anything. But today, we cannot even produce enough food to feed ourselves, we need dollars to import paper, toothpick, rice and petrol.

Correct...

Main Matters has been abandoned, neglected, ignored.,.. SMH

But do not forget that even back then, there were still parasitic politicians leeching on the lifeblood of this nation.

Today is a result of all their senseless leeching.

What do you suggest can fix this rotten state we find ourselves in?

JASONjnr:
Aproko doctor..



Live and let others live...

Aproko dey everything...


So you go let us infidels continue in our disbelief without putting mouth for our life to try to christianize us?

Or the Bobo_Risky crew, you go let dem spread their smelly yansh everywia, anyhow?

Goan drink zobo..

Nasri100:
Imagine. For someone that has two hands and two legs and parents?

All the girls i dated in the past when i actually believed in relationships back then were always scared to ask me for money cause i wont even give you the room for it.

Ofcourse i could chip in and do one or two things for you but that's on my own discretion and timing.

Maybe cause i dont date broke girls sha and do background checks.

OP if shes stressing you too much borrow money from LAPO

Add-Vice of the week...

BigBlackPreek:
It baffles me how someone who's making ends meet in Finland illegally enforces sit-at-home order in Nigeria

or could it be a plan to wipe out the inhabitants in the south east or what??

Those involved can't even see this clearly. They're just doing themselves...

What kinda reasoning is that? To get your way, you're placing different ropes on your own neck...smh


It's just like when we were little, sometimes I'll get angry to the extent I'll decide not to eat, but when hunger fire me, I will sneakily find my way to the pot and help myself. My mama and siblings go begin use me do yeye.

Yet, here are grown-ups, acting like silly children....smh

All I know is, there are miscreants who wants to start benefiting from the insecurities in the SE., The eediots are forgetting that they'll destroy the place in all ramifications..

Nazgul:
A member of a church underwent a major operation, and his medical bill was N245,000. And he couldn't afford it.

His brother went to the Pastor on Sunday and told him to assist. The Pastor picked the microphone and told the church that our brother needs N245,000 to settle his medical bill.

Members began to donate.

After donations, what was realized was N760,000. And after the church, the Pastor counted N245,000 and gave the brother to the sick person, and then he put the balance into the church account.

The sick person's family are aggrieved. They're of the opinion that members raised that money for their brother and not the church so the church has no right to keep back any amount given to their brother. Cos the announcement was specifically to raise money for the sick brother.

The pastor is saying that they requested for 245k and he has given it to them. So whatever is left belongs to the church.

Is the pastor right?

Or is he greedy?

Contributions are welcomed.

When, so they still expect pastor to run free ads for them? If they're that capable, why didn't they beg the church individually?
They still dare to make demands

S
Such ungrateful fellows.... Humans ehn... Smh

LibertyRep:
You say what? At what point did they know it's premature?
After thousands have been killed in the war?

May we not be unfortunate to be used as guinea pigs for proxy wars.

It's all political jargon...

The main points in his jargons are glaring.

The arrogance of proclaiming they'd continue supplying Ukraine whatever weaponry they could spare, even cluster bombs, yet warning others about any sort of support to the Russians.....smh

I dislike such hypocrisy,.. Still wondering why they just don't want to go h2h ...

Natural2Heal:
What do you mean you have no skills? Do you think your employer paying you 450k salary is a Father Christmas? Your job description in the company is a skill.

The baba probably has no idea what skill is...

Maybe he's looking to add to what he already has but has very limited understanding of how much skill he currently possess for an employer to be paying that much.

Opanka44:
Mumu... Who are you compared to those names you mentioned up there? These are world-class artiste, they don't even need you anywhere near them. You should even consider it a thing of pride to be remotely associated with them. Dem wan give u level but u dey misyarn. Get out!!

Baba, wetin dey vex you this fine morning?

Better go find yourself one black bottle or sachet use calm yasef...

DaddyCoool:
This guy is WEIRD!

Even his chosen stage name iget k_leg..

Ah, and I thought Nigerian politicians are the best liars..

A devious ploy to disarm others, I trust the other murderous baastards won't believe this nonsensical lie..

Christistruth03:
Just Switch off their Electricity.


Nonsense !

We'll learn the hard way if we continue with this train of thought. We might even suffer "replacement". Especially if electricity is our only chance of a comeback, common electricity that can be harnessed in thousands of ways if one's determined...smh

Mind you, we chose this path, so the gods/forces/nature/universe will prolly ensure our success and maybe in the end, choose to eliminate bioman... Just saying.... True SciFi has a modicum of reality of the foreseeable future. Remember antimatter?

In Agent Smith's Voice: "Your civilization becomes our civilization after we started thinking for you"

But this daddy will be long a corpse before that happens....smh....

Wish I could preserve my current self enough even if it's to see and experience life a hundred or two hundred years from today...smh

E ku aro Omo luwabi


TheBillyonaire, come see our own creations, promising not to sin against us...

That was how one Adamu deceived some people's God o, only to rebel after he gained a little knowledge that the God was peeping at him and his naked wife....smh

EFCC....smh


When it comes to political misappropriation of public funds, these eediots will close one eye...

I don't know why all the extortioners in NURTW around the country and the so-called commissioners for transport are not behind bars with a fine picture of their own tag like this Alhadji Ishiyaku....

Our judiciary and enforcement agents has husbands...smh


Naija is a lost cause.

OKOATA:
If you see a man cussling, cuddling and kissing a girl in public just know that he's a simp.

Wrong.

Na konji wan kih the grandfather....