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Advancing bi bawo?



As I complain about Nigeria reach, so I still dey advanced pass some people?

Swit Jewzus, I've been using this thing for long na...

Or is it not the same the boxy thing with buttons and card that those people gave us?

Na wa o, Nigeria just tie people for back when for some planet we dey transfer electricity wirelessly and tirelessly....

Timoleon:
Most people don’t read past the headlines . If you follow the headlines you for no see am sef.

See you sef dey support me...

Me and myself can beat our chest that we're both guilty of the very same thing...

TosineGuy:
Set him up with an olosho in the office. Record the video as evidence, then boooom, He would be sacked.

Such evidence are criminal and cannot be admitted in this court....

Hey marshall, arrest this guy and give him 12strokes on each mould of his yansh...

You think say the man na mumu abi? See ya mouth like set him up with olosho...

A student must ready to act film if you plan to catch am red-handed...

seanfer:
OP let's be serious and leave bias or politics out of this... Both Tinubu and Obi spent 8 years as Governor can you please tell us who is a better governor between the 2?

What legacy projects or investments the 2 left in their states that the state is still making huge dividends from?

How did the 2 of them met their states IGR, and what did they do to generate more revenue for their respective states?

After answering these questions then you should know who you will employ to manage your fathers moribund company,

I assure you, we will find it hard to forget the nationwide agberoism. Very lucrative business...

And I suspect Chief Peter Obi too ate from proceeds gotten from that lucrative enterprise during his time as governor in Anambra cos I can swear with the gods in Delta State that Okowa enjoyed collected his share in their Delta branch..

None of them good abeg.

Na so...

Phantom solutions...

Ask them to explain the measures now, you'll hear things like : "we will, we are trying to, we have set up a committee" . Yet nothing will be done.

Like they don't know how all these started.

Yeye dey smell

dwayne111:
the funniest part is that, I'm not jobless, cos i can make anything out of dough(flour) This is just me trying to pursue my dream in the world of showbiz even if i don't end up as a popular musician(which is my secondary target) at least, i'll have some thing i can fall back to and will make me relevant in the entertainment world.

It's a good thing. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise.
I love music too but my genre seems a bit strange for a ghetto pickin.
Slow grooves, Jazz and Classics do me real good. Listening to Grand Sage Yannis always takes my spirit to places I can't mention...smh

Just go for it brother. If not that I'm currently too lazy, I could go for some lessons too...

Freedom to misbehave... Now the judiciary wants to use them to flex their formerly inexistent muscles...

Yet they can't properly prosecute obvious, glaring and clear cases of misappropriation of public funds or financial crimes involving the elitist politicians...

Let's see how this drama will play out....

Kemadealadire:
Man's best friend for a reason. My mum always say ise eyan ni ise eranko😉

Care to explain?

Not jhus the translation but what those words really mean.

I have some kinda feeling about that but it's unclear at the moment....

Blessings on your mum

beardedboy:
According to Steven He, you smell like joblessness.

On a serious note, why are you going into music? Just for the money or you believe there's a value you'll be adding to the society through music (which I strongly doubt).

Please pursue a more valuable career like tiling, car mechanic.

You this man, what problem do you have with our dear OP going into music production?
Car mechanic ke? Like some musicians, some car mechanics too are a menace to car engines.

If he likes music production, let him try his hand there. After all, there too many trades out there, someone must fill the space.. (even if they're useless like some so-called handworker men. Example is a tailor that almost made this ancestor shed tears, even laundryman made me fuming like an angry bull for mumu work)

OgheneRhema that's even singing rubbish aff blow.

Stop discouraging the young man abeg.

DeepSight:
Oh he's a beauty!

Well if your dog does not think, maybe like owner, like dog. All my dogs have been philosophers.

You go jhus dey use style dey throw punch abi...

Until you hit the bottle on the head (abi how that parable go sef), you people will forever remain greedy and selfish baastards leeching and sucking the livelihood of the country Nigeria, maybe on behest of your slave masters...

BigYash:
You no lie o

E get as the ways of man be....

And all of them pretend not to know, after them go dey blame ThugLord Tinubu for amnesiac ministrations...

wanimo:
Intercepted is not good enough. Shot down would have made better headlines

The thing said the jets were sent to intercept yet the jets were simply on monitoring duty to see if High Priest Putin is crazy enough to go apeshit in their territory....

Abi na only me dey see the thing correctly or all of una no know wetin intercept mean?

BigYash:
You ladies always dey misunderstand these things.. Women will always want to detate for the men in relationships or marriages, which is not supposed.. That's what bring issues in marriages most times.. Even the bible said,you ladies should respect your husbands, who is the head of the home . But lately ,you ladies don't have respect for husbands. You ladies now preaches gender equality .. Where the man is head,you want to be head too.. It doesn't work like that.. Two drivers can't drive one car babe.. Some men are bad no doubt,but some love for real.. But you will always see their wives or girlfriends pushing them to the wall.. Then you see them reacting negatively, then the same woman go say the man bad.. Babe na some of the reasons,but I don't know if you understand sha

Life's really funny if you ask me.

All these advice can turn the other way around and still make sense.... Smh

You'll be surprised that in the hearts of the muslmen, ye are all infidels who have no fear for the almighty Allan, in the eyes of Jehovah's witnesses, ye are all ignorant people led astray by Babylon the Greatest, and again with no iota of the fear of the Great Jahweh/Jehovah..

No God fearing person at the end of the day...

Humans and wahala, the god-fearing men we know almost always wear big trousers and shirt with fat long ties....


I don dey play again....smh

taiwotimitt:
Nigerian girls definition of God fearing is simply a foolish man.
Any man they can easily take advantage of him is God fearing.

And don't be surprised if they easily get tired of such God fearing men.

Obierika:
So what should I do with this story?

Unread it...

Many will vehemently reject this yet will still want to marry the so-called stranger introduced to them by Mark of FB or the crazy love doctor on radio...

Humans, una wahala just too much...smh

Dtruthspeaker:
As I told you the destination is God The Creator of all the things we have seen and experienced in this world.

👉So, you are out of line when you start going beyond God enquiring into things we have never seen nor known. 👈

👉So you are over reaching and going beyond the area and scope of argument.👈

👉So God is the Answer and that is where every valid argument stops.👈

🙄

markidoo:
NDLEA and EFCC, treat this criminals with Kids gloves, Imagine smiling 😁 for a Mugshot!!!
Even if you be suspect,Try am with the Nigerian Police 🚓, walahi Dem go don use slaps and blows design their faces,infact na during Mugshots sef dem go try do you makeup 💄 make public for no know say dem torture you..

Dem no dey even bother do makeup to hide the koko dem dash suspects.

To the madmen, the swollen lips and eyes na makeup enough...

I don laff dis morning

Hier:
Life after death is compared to when one is asleep, while being asleep, he still sees himself probably doing one thing or the other, usually in the form of dream.

On the other hand, man has a soul, the soul is responsible for feelings. There are time when I have dreams and I just while dreaming wish it was a dream. Lot of instances, that's the best description I can give, there are those who dream and they see things chasing them and while still dreaming, they wish they were dreaming.

Firstly, their mind wishes they are dreaming and at the same time, they see themselves, so we have personality (the person they see in their dreams) and they feel fear and all that, which is the mind.

The person they see in their dream is themselves, but it is not their body, evidently the body is asleep and still at rest, but here is someone else, which I can best call the human spirit. The breath we breathe is because our body is still in union with our spirit. So when that spirit leaves, the body seize to have what keeps it working, so it stops living because the human spirit can not dwell there anymore, but can spirits die.

Firstly, if the body while still asleep, and at rest can see itself (the spirit) doing other things, evidently, when the body is disconnected, the spirit continues it own life with a mind of its own.

That would take us back to creation and judgement(after life)

Were we created
Secondly, is there going to be judgement

On creation, we have to answer the question of did we just happen based on chances or there was a mind behind us

On chances, chances deals with probability, likelihood, possibility, trail and error

Before there can be perfection, there must be knowledge and without a mind, there was no knowledge

For instance, we go to school, and there we learn how to read and write, but without learning, how can we read and write

So let's assume you were given a sowing machine, we all know how to pedder the machine, but to sow, it is learnt, you can't sow a clothe by accident and it looks good from the first trial. It is learnt, so knowledge first, then creation. So there must be a knowledge (mind) before there is creation.

For instance, the phone we hold might be launched a few years back, before the day of launching, there was a mind, knowledge was there.

Just take for instance, a block, used in building, it has holes, it can collectively form a shape. And be used in building, but it was all the product of a mind and the holes are for heat regulations.

Now to us, I can't even start there because do we talk about the eyes, it has a function to the body, the nose, the mouth, ear, skin, genitals, legs, all this things, they are even more complex than the block, phone, eyes see, nose smell, ear hears, mouth, heart, liver, testicles, hair, brain, stomach, on and on.

Then we talk about things that are disconnected from the body yet the body needs them, food, water, trees, they all support the body yet, they are not physically attached to the body, do we call this accident. We see what we call association, you bring this and this and it forms this.

So evidently, there must have been a knowledge, hence there was a mind. And that mind created all things.

Now to the creator, who is the creator, the creator has a mind that's all I can say here.

Now I believe I answered the creation or chance question

Now, on the side, I once sat down and asked myself, assuming there was no food on earth 🌍, would people do business. Just imagine we don't get hungry, evidently we would do things to get fun and away from boredom, but somehow, because of the desire for food and all that, we leave our homes and go out, and there we have activities and creativities.

People create things and give their best to make life more meaningful hence the reason for running around

Somehow, I must state that for every creation, there was a reason, phones were created for a purpose, everything has it's purpose, everything, the crude oil, even though it hasn't been discovered, it was there for a reason. But the mind would keep working until those things are discovered and used for what was intended. We would have genius, temperament, gifted minds, gifted hands, inquisitive adventurist who would dare the impossible and would discover something, law of phsyics, etc

So I think I addressed the question of purpose, now, the question of judgement, judgement has to do with destroy and recreate, for instance, we had seen the era of landlines, they used their existence and then the manufacturer decides, let's stop using wired communication, it's too expensive, let's go for wireless communication, we see a sort of reviewing process. Everything gets destroyed, but some get rewarded, some are held as antiques and kept it museum, history books are written for their remembrance, monument are erected to recognize their labour and effort, but everything revolves around obedience. What is obedience to A, might be disobedience to B. A captain at the war front might ask his soldiers not to shoot at a given time, probably because the gunshot might expose their hideout and put their lives at joapardy, if a soldier fails to obey order, and he survives the war, reports would be sent and judgement passed.

Everyone would be rewarded for their obedience to the one who made them. We have everything here on earth that would point us to the creator, but that reminds me, the destroyer won't stop his deception, ✌️

🙄

Globad:
Another tree theory

How do you hope to get a physical evidence for something that is not pysical?

Good question...

UnusualEmissary:
Those two women at the back on the right though...

Seems like a case of envious gossips (not concluding it is pls)

I think say na only me see them "girraffing" ...

Dem be like: "See am, e don dey collect number again, womanizer"

Ah, back in those days, I did this in Delta state.

But we don't use hands to remove the skin and juice. There was one locally made machine we use to squeeze the skin off the kernel but we still make use of firewood to boil the oil out...

We made some small money back then..

happney65:
You go explain tire, no evidence

Is the wand wielding not enough evidence?

Dybala11:
Nah, my love for meat no reach that your own level abeg. That's why every weekend I so ensure to buy fish alongside meat while in market, it gives me a chance of getting another option and helps make the soup last longer.

My brother, you can buy 50k full pig and it'll last you for so long you'll get tired and look for chicken or fish to complement whatever you have.

I just dey greedy for meat, so the thing no dey last me much ... smh

May the Lords of light rescue us from gluttony.. smh

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OP too don kolo..

Posting a picture of the werey laughing at his ancestors,..


Furniture allowance..,

And someone's still talking about democracy being better.

Dybala11:
I just dey ask ni o. You can try it raw though, one Nairaland resident doctor has already adviced people to be eating raw meat. 😂😂😂😌😌😌😌

If na so...

Quote me anywia, dat guy don kolo..

My case na serious matter.. I love meat more than any other food. But it's becoming difficult to get meat cheap nowadays.

I now buy full pig to save money, as I find say e dey cheaper.... SMH

The thing dey touch dis daddy now .. smh


Me wey like turkey, I sparingly even taste dat now..

Those Nlers, wey be boss can just update us if they like sha.. SMH

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Reminds me of my ex's dad....

The old ancestor nearly make this daddy shit his pants... Wicked old man the old guy was...smh

TheBillyonaire:
There is strict money laundering adherance in other countries. If you have lived in advanced economies, you will know the strict KYB/KYC process you'd have to go through to book trades. That is to curb money laundering. But in our beautiful country, anyone can launder cash without any KYB/KYC process.

To save our Economy, you must ban BDC or launch an online FX platform that eliminates the BDC, so government can regulate and tax the sector. It is the only solution on that angle.

Additionally, Government must allow every Tom, Dick and Harry to bring in hard currencies. Do not help the West to fight inflow into our country, cos the west does not help us fight oil theft.

I wish I can talk to Tinubu about these. Nigeria will be worst than Venezuala. Mark my words. You must ban BDC. Round tripping is messing up our Economy. I do not see why anyone should build factories and hire people when you can simply trade currencies in high volume and make easy money .

Word..

Dybala11:
Do you eat your meat raw?? E get why o. 😂😂😂

For wetin na.... You wan label me vampire ni...

It must go through the fire and come out victorious before it'll be worth my attention.. you know

ahnie:
nlfpmod I dedicate this sumptuous meal to you ,thanks for all you do.

Where you dey stay sef...

I'll be buying drinks, you'll be providing food...

Deal?

ahnie:
Mine

Correct pesin...