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otuomasirichi:
😎

Too bad.

Why not go outside and fight your fellow than to butcher your wife.

If you are not happy with your wife, send her back to her parents instead of killing her 💯

It's common with most butchers..

Once they're in a fight, the bloodrage takes over their senses. They won't stop until they see blood..

Can the woman even overpower him on a one on one to the extent the bloodsucker will resort to using a knife? Your guess is as good as this ancestor's.

Fear butchers, Even those expert dog murderers ( though I be expert dog eater )

Never fight a butcher. Blood must flow.

webizone:
Chai e touch your mum where e pain am!
So after she don suffer get the jewelry make e come dash am.

Kai e too funny.

Lols

The old woman no dey let dis daddy hia word about church this and church that until dem show her...

Seyiemath:
Part 6.

As soon as I was sure that my phone was been spied on by a novice, it was time to attack and not defend anymore.

I explained my plans to my uncle but he suggested we defend and wait for any intruder. My uncle owned a licensed kala, so his plan was for us to wait and strike when anyone shows up in the house.

I wasn’t ready for any of those BS, I went on with my plan, I wasn’t ready to add moda to my already existing case. I installed one of the best anti spying software in the market at that time. Guardio io was the software I installed, i Paid for the premium plan in other to get the pro features.

After scanning my phone, the software showed me the existing data breaches on my phone, OMG I had a lot of data breaches, one particular malicious note got my attention, I copied the I.p address from the software and I had to look up the source.


I powered up my uncles laptop and checked out the I.p address on grabify. com. It brought out the location of the I.p address, the network provider, device etc. All the info was pointing at a particular location.

I sent all the data to my lawyer and it was game on. After knowing the particular device that was on my phone, it was time to do some hide and seek. I explained the current updates with my uncle and he was in.

The plan was to draw whoever planned to hurt me to the house and get cctv footages of that person and use it as evidence in court. And to executing this plan perfectly, me and uncle need to exit the house but still need to keep my phone in the house, so that the hacker can still access my real time location.

I further installed some remote access softwares on my phone ( I won’t mention the name of the software so as to avoid people using for malicious purposes).

When the software were installed and working, my uncle could access, operate and do whatever he wants on my phone from His. And the location and I.p address will be from my phone. The next day, as early as 3am me and my uncle left the house to a hotel far away from the house.

Before then, my uncle already activated his cctv cameras in the house. That same day from my uncles phone, I called the number who have been threatening me from my phone, using the remote access tool, the plan was to provoke whoever will pick the call to the point were my uncles home will be attacked.

I kept doing it for days with no positive result, it was day 3 and no one came to the house and I and my uncle was already loosing hope and getting frustrated.

We kept calling those number via a remote access we installed already, provoking them and coursing. My phone was still on in my uncles house.

We slept off and in the morning , we reviewed the cctv footages as usual, when all of a sudden we noticed people breaking into the house, and going straight to my phone which was in my uncles room. This guys were in a dark mask, we couldn’t see any face, just figures.

But luckily enough this guys took my phone, we immediately turned on the remote access software that was installed on both phones.

I noticed the phone wasn’t in use, I kept watching my phone from my uncles phone. My eyes was glued on the phone for hours.

The plan was to turn on my phone selfie camera and take a screen shot of the face of the person that had my phone. I waited for house, when all of a sudden my phone turned on and someone was operating it, I turned on the selfie camera, and the face I saw really shocked me.



Typing………..

This man...

Come and finish what you started

A gathering of the ancestors


There's one they called MultiLinks back then. Chai, it's like this daddy is old too..

SMH

What a mumu man.....

All this exposé for what purpose?

When the people get una time, it will be you eediots who will be looking for ways to japa..

What a joke Madam Ngozi...

Only Easterners?

Yet everyone wants to japa, to the extent the govt started passing bills to frustrate the efforts of those who wants to japa. Yet, here is this educated woman regionalizing it all. As if only the Easterners are affected by the failed governance she was once a part of.

Madam, carry ya gele shift go one side.


Yeye dey smell..

Lols

Man don suffer....

All the women in their life just fighting to be in possession of their mumu button....

Well, in this case, we the ancestors stand in support of Hakimi and his mother.

At least, all indicators shows he got married to Karachika and no mother will dare leave their mumu sons in the mercy of such cute devil's..

[quote author=BloomingDale post=122527948][/quote]Fact about most African women @the meme.. Easily led around by these charlatans and criminals in disguise...


My own mother excluded from that kinda brainwashing though .

From the day a pastor dragged her necklaces claiming it's of the daughters of Mistress Jezebel, my mum has woken up from the jinx.

She be like... Just give me my gold, I no serve God again...

10thTenthMan:
It is not Tai Chi but Karate.


He is performing a Karate Kata called Empi (The Flying Swallow) which is the 14th Kata and usually performed at the First Dan Black Belt Stage. However, some schools teach Katas earlier than usual.

He is a Karateka. Though with sloppy waza (technique). The videos show the Kata and the breakdown of its application (Bunkai).

I also do not think this demonstration is necessary on his wedding day. But hey it is his day. He should enjoy anything that makes him happy or makes the day special.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsByJxZZBGk



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRkgJTjt44k

Lols ...

You should understand most of our country people are basically clueless of the arts. Everything is Kung Fu or Tai Chi Chuan in their minds.

We only recognize traditional wrestling...

TemplarLandry:
Putin is ready to use the citizens of Russia as Canon fodder.

I just hope he has a reasonable Plan B. I feel he's losing his grip.

The war was simply to sap his military strength in the first place and this ancestor feels it's succeeding seeing how long it continues.

Zonefree:
What in Chinelo's name is Gurasa?

So, he will use his bare hand to mix that thing without putting on hand gloves and a sane human will pay him and consume

Una dey try for that una Birnin Kebbi

Wear hand gloves for sell suya? Will that one still be called suya?

My own annoyance is the man using bucket to sell suya during daylight... Who eats that?

If no be night time suya, straight from fire, abeg ayam not eating...

Rayban25:
This is not a matter of Africans or no Africans...as long as there is no property in her name she should forget it

This is the reason why people take prenups
Once its documented theres no changing it whatsoever

The guy still don't know that even under the law, there are ways to dodge tax. Just know the law well and swim around it.

I like this guy, he's badder than bad

STARGREEN:
Seems like you want to know how lack of respect is in your home?

Seems like you want to experience lack of peace of mind in your home?

Seems like you want to experience sisters fighting in your home mid night ?

Seems like you want to look like a boy in front of your in-laws?


Sometimes, simple casual food fails to digest and equally hard to be vomited hence such food has to be avoided.

Get her accommodation now. What if she gets married this month won't your wife and kids stays without her?

Will she stay with her husband and kids in the same apartment with you?

Your reason for keeping her is good, but will leads to had I known, look beyond now.
Be careful, respect is key

Help us tell the man o. He's even now peeping the assumed seductress.

Most younger sisters are like that, always pinning for their elder sister's man. Not like they want to get serious with you, so this OP should man up and restrain this crazy urge to draw disasters into his home.

FalseProphet1:
I analyzed this post closely and I discovered two important details:

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This I have seen.

Na dis your grammar make baba Tinubu fall down yakata..

This your grammar make baba Buhari ear drum burst, wey make dem fly am abroad because ear dey pain am ..

Vinnie2000:
The man is a Widower.
So he said 'let me just manage this OLD CARGO' as a wife.

Only for him to discover she is a Retired Okpo and has a wide Pxssy. 😯

Dat's y he is Dissappointed.

Olodo, you no know how to read facial expressions...

That "I go just wound you" face no resemble disappointment face o. Na angry face be that.

The woman face be like "na Wich kain wahala be dis sef"

The camera man too na ómó werey, he no fit advise them to smile small... SMH

FalseProphet1:
I analyzed this post closely and I discovered two important details:

One is the selective use of colloquial abstract representation of normative actions owing to the distinction in regulatory and derogatory affirmative relations to the binary sentences. This paragraph eschatology is nimbus to my blankata as I try to scrutinize pelagic fanatic ameliorate sepetication. I filomy selaque elucidate prudie of cremise elosis. In short and less deeper English, let me say I celesidate accume fatuous eloquently the derminor as I agrandize and aggravate felony. I belong aquicious maneuver squinting spacious melontic of my harbourous viniculor pericarditis.

This I have seen.

Patrick Obahagbon , I see you
Lols

Kiddogarcia:
Every Tom,dick and Harry is now an animal rights activist.
Same people who abandon their neighbours,watch them go Hungry is now campaigning against eating food nature provided.
Whether you like it or not,eaten or not eaten, preserved or not preserved, some animals will go extinct, let local man enjoy themselves

Na we be your best plug for everything Sexual enhancement tho

Don't mind them o jare

It won't be the first to be eliminated by nature.

Las las, he will forgotten like Uwazuruike and the smart men using the idea of Biafra to tie these people will look for another seed to propagate their MANdate.

What a group of smart baastards...

Na today?

The same PH wey police dey threaten to shoot his ancestors, not me? Just because I wan drive pass one mumu bumpy road.


I'll say this again here, End SARS protest was a nuisance and a waste of time. The results are too glaring to say otherwise.

AroOkigbo:
If na Mohammed dem use, una for don start to slaughter innocent people. Gosh!

Friesland Campina sef no go wan try am. Like one mumu wicked nairalander call dem, Ndi Na Aku Isi Na Ala for don carry bomb for blokus go bomb their office....

This yeye people sef.

Where were all these reports before the elections?

Okay now that he has won, who in this country has the boldness to cancel his inevitable entry into Aso palace?

Chaos infested baastards, looking for a place to create crisis and some eediots will even let them succeed...smh

IyaebeTheGreat:
OP, that lady has sense for saying she can't date a youth corper, what does a youth corper has to offer her apart from using her to practice all sort of fantasies and sex styles? I knew very early in life that I should never date an unemployed man that has nothing meaningful to offer. There are ages of men you don't date(18-29) these men in this age range are not settled, you'll end up miserable if you date them. God bless that sensible lady wherever she is.

You were doing well until you added the age..

I started making money from when I was 22.

At least just replace that age part with sense. Many at that age, yours truly included, when I was 22 even until 25, I was almost senseless even if my purse was full.

Ritualists now claiming Yahoo boy...... SMH


Gmail boy nko?

Terrible news anyway. That was how one woman jumped gutter and drove into cars I wanted to sell yet still shouting at me.

This ancestor simply arrested her and when her husband came, I shouted on his head too. The poor man was just begging. Now we're friends. This life sef.

Anjinsan:
Your recommendations are in line with the moral tenets of the new testament.

If dead ones are just reincarnating, how come the population is increasing?

The increase where is it coming from?

On the fork to take, don't know what to make of it.

The higher spiritual consciousness (being led by the spirit) will guide one, if there is any such fork.

Thanks for the time and energy invested in this thread.

That one is simple na.

The increase is from souls who didn't know of the trap set on the Earth. So after joining the brethrens on earth, they found they've been caught in a loop and couldn't get out...

My imagination is powerful,.
Ourtruth247, cum and answer this brother's kwenshun o.

chikasnight:
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
I salute
I’ve followed you for a while
Stopping alcohol is one big evident of that
I have a question tho
You talked about weed raising vibration
So is it just being smoked or can eating it or drinking it from water still have the same effect.

Let this ancestor advice you...

Do not go anywhere near weed unless you're sure it's pure.

And no mind the OP. He's maybe high on synthetic Arizona.

Take him too serious at your own peril. You get?

Be very careful of anyone who'll advice you to take weed, especially if it's to raise consciousness or whatever. Some young huns don turn werey because of that kind ad-vice.

What do you people think consciousness is? This ancestor is only sure of one way to raise consciousness....


That's through increasing your knowledge base. You won't need anyone to tell you, you'll naturally feel it within.

And make you no make mistake, knowledge here, means all knowledge even if it's a so-called evil. Increase it and reach your peak.

Truth is in everything.

Rugged you if you can still keep your emotions.

PointB:
This God matter self is very critical for understand. When someone mentions 'God' it's important to place it in context. Which 'God' - Yahweh, Allah, Amun Ra, Baal? By the way, these 'Gods' here have their origin in Sumeria. They were collectively called Elohim (the powerful ones or assembly of Gods). Until the Hebrews replaced Elohim with Yahweh, and then later God Almighty to transistion from polytheism to monotheism

Make sense no go do you badt thing.. lols

Why put Amon Ra and Baal on the same list as Yahweh and Allah? Those two jealousy filled bigots don't like or tolerate the existence or mention of other gods. Or you want them to start chasing you in your dreams?

What's your definition of God?

LegendHero:
This is true pain.

Death is inevitable. One can just drop dead anytime and anywhere.

True talk.

Everything dies, the sun, the moon, the earth, even the gods.

May we face it bravely when it's time... Asé

Oluromantic:
I enjoy the comments above honestly. Your suspicion and investigation shd be kept private to you. While you're doing that, enjoy yourself proportionate to the result of your investigation. If the progress of your suspicious investigation is leading to a positive result, f*ck her gently so that you will enjoy her after wedding. But if it goes negative, nack her to the extreme level. In fact f*ck her to stupor. Even while she's in stupor, f*ck her continuously before the break up happen [b]so you will know you didn't los[/b]e.

WTF

Kobojunkie:
1. Chosen by whom exactly? Yourself?

This man sef....

You chose to believe first, then the Lord will now wear you the crown of a chosen.

Abeg, lemme let our resident bishops to cum and explain proper.

Me suspects they're still doing Easter.

sapele914:
Don’t mind them, Yet if you ask them confirmed Hypocrite haters what Bola Tinubu did to them, they will have nothing to say.

No different from a Pharisee in Ogbomosho complaining about what Pius Anyim Pius did in Ebonyi State.

They will suffer in anguish for at least the next 8 years.

No mind this daddy o...

I'm just averse to all the so-called public figures and whatever comes out of their mouth.

Even the yeye man they called Mandela was released from prison and made president in apartheid South Africa. Now remind me again, what did he fight for?

I don't want to hear anything from the customized history, the facts I can see alone are enough.
Soyinka is not innocent. The way Dangote is not innocent.

Sleep dey catch me jor, Easter food don finish me, I went to do Easter only to return home yet my yeye neighbor still dash me full chicken. Plan to kill it tomorrow anyway, the best neighbor is this my yeye neighbor....

Lols Good night brother, intoxication dey make head worry me

Kobojunkie:
Are they chosen if the choice is theirs to either believe or not to believe?

Simple.

If you chose to believe, you're chosen

If you chose not to believe, then it's only natural that you're not chosen

If you don't take the first step are you expecting God wey no be your mate to make the first step? How dare you


This God matter sef...

sholikay:
This one don mad ooo..

Lols

You no se his eyes? Love's truly for the blind. Even madman dey love ..smh

Inside life.