₦airaland Forum

AchrafHakimi:
YES.
Sample everybody wotowoto.

Lols..

If na jhus me.... I go give you the meme of the day award.

Of cos na because dis daddy Neva see others

God needs to give Nigerians the head to take the country by force.

The nonsense in Sudan is beyond the control of the people. And our dear country is heading towards that path, and I'm not sure if it's knowingly or not.

See them agitations online, claiming tigers yet most are worms in reality.

Information age has made it easier to control and hoodwink the masses... SMH

This daddy don save that ur meme...

helinues:
The obsessions of our brothers and sisters from upper Iweka bridge about Tinubu is legendary

Go and demand for positions where you put your stake on.

People only sow with the expectations of reaping

Poor dog. @meme

AFONJAPIG:
For those spewing rubbish and saying Lagos is fast developing... oya let me break it for you.. below is marina dubai , they started it in 2006 and complet it 2014 just space of 8yrs

Attachment is our over rated Eko city they started in 2002 , could you imagine that it's only two buildings that is not even taller than where I live is what they could erect from 2002 to 2023 , a whole 21yrs ... remember marine dubai is 95% reclaimed land from sea and much bigger than Eko city in landmass


Shame on Nigeria that is developing backwards

Didn't want to open the thread before, for I know my chest will start painting me...

Lagos badagry expressway was started since the same time they started building this Marina, ah...ah..ah. Goan look at the road now. Just ordinary road o.

And who are those deceiving themselves that any part of Nigeria is fast developing?

Is it not the same Lagos where the number of illegal tax collectors increase with the proportion of the birth rates of cockroaches?

Abeg, Nigeria is doing moonwalking abi na moonsliding like Michael Jackson...

Developing fast my foot


Yeye dey smell

Christistruth03:
There is plenty of Space on the outskirts of Lagos

and Lagos needs to Spread out

Where do you now suggest the madmen in politics put their thugs they use for extortion?

phorget:
So money meant for embezzlement should now be used to build beautiful cities abi?...

Yeh...yeh...yeh

My chest...

That was how one aunty friend zoned one brother because according to the mumu auntie, the brother was too gentle.

Only for her to start regretting after 3yrs in a marriage with a totally mad and abusive uncle,.

Plus all the Nollywood films, Nigerian most Nigerian girls will still make the same mistakes..

Iyemé

This OP sef...

You say it's proven that she's the one having fertility issues, yet this same Madam is the one vehemently fighting against adoption?

Letting your woman and your mother stay in the same house for an extended period especially after you've noticed the rivalry between them is an error you should try and correct.

And the last, letting your woman disrespect your mother to the extent of hitting her...smh

You are the one insulting your mother. Your womb is overly arrogant, you should either clip her wings or do the needful.

jaephoenix:
Maybe I used the wrong term.
Science has evidence that we didn't pop into existence

Aye, we didn't just pop into existence..

jaephoenix:
Science has some of the answers, not all. Religion definitely doesn't have any

What makes you so sure?

There's truth in everything, even in an obvious lie..

If you know, you know. If you don't know, nothing I say will change that.

jaephoenix:
Yup. I intentionally use it to make the guy look dumb

I see.

chukkystar:
For every 1m You make Government will collect 300k. Money they will still look. Haba na, how corruption no go dey?

Plus their illegal tax collectors we see everywhere across the country.

Owo boyz

Nothing is really free. Ponder deeply on this.

Something must be exchanged. It's simply the way of existence.

Heroicvic:
Guess there's no one who can answer the question without referring to their qoran or bible

What if you being a Christian is wrong all these while and the Muslim are right, does it all Christian are all going to hell? Or vice versa

Okay if I'm neutral will I still go to hell ?
Which kain wahala be this

You dey worry too much

Just remain neutral. But I doubt you currently are, especially with opening a thread like this.
You're definitely on your way to being truly neutral

jaephoenix:
Science doesn't believe we were created

What a joke. Science doesn't believe?

What kinda talk is science doesn't believe?

jaephoenix:
1. Someone asks for evidence of Yahweh outside the bible, and you instantly procede to quote copiously from the same Bible. Whoa
2. What god are you talking about specifically? Flying Spaghetti Monster?
3. There is no true religion.
There is only a Way of Salvation, which is only found in the Noodly Limbs of the Flying Spaghetti Monster .
All religions are either Satan or human inspired. Hence, whoever is made proselyte in them is made to believe theirs only is the right religion. That is why religion will only make you an hypocrite.
4. Yes.
There is a place of rest for the souls who are found worthy to return to Flying Spaghetti Monster .
And there is a place where defiled souls are banished to, till the Pasta King returns.

5. Karma might be termed vengeance. But if Flying Spaghetti Monster did not permit it, you'd see the wicked flourish all their lives. Though, their wickedness we'll be requited of them, but that does not spare their seeds an escape from what their 'fathers' had done. Vengeance might be slow, but it might come.

What cynicism... SMH

Using the FSM makes you sound crazy. Read what you wrote yourself.

Heroicvic:
Seconded
And karma too, this karma is just spun around by religious bodies to keep the world at check using our conscience

The Order Factions use many things karma included to keep things in check.

Are you an advocate for chaos?

Heroicvic:
Science states otherwise

And you believe science or anyone has all the answers?

What does the word God represent to you?

Urheadmaster:
There's no God but imagination of what we believe in

And from where does this imagination emarges?

What in your opinion do you think a god should be, Mr headmaster?

Heroicvic:
Nothing of such when we're first born

All of these Identities are given to us by our parents or guardian

I'm confused

But what I'm sure of is there's no karma
You can't convince me otherwise

For every action, there's a corresponding reaction. If that's what the gurus call karma, then they may be correct.

It doesn't necessarily mean the reaction would be retribution or whatever. The point is, there'll be a reaction after every action, simple.

You understand now?

1950Mack:
dem say make we contribute money, I no get shishi... naso dem kon de beef me o... I surprise o... I no even kon de go church again sef since 8 years now... believe me.... since I quit church I get peace of mind... no nonsense see finish... no sowing of seed in another man's life... and God de answer my prayer back to back... I de carry person salary buy drink now... to be successful and progressive in life is not by going to church and die at pastor's feet... talk to God one on one... he get him own ears... I no need one barawo with suit, long tie, and big bible to show me God... I know God myself... make I continue de sip my paraga before fanatics rush me like shawarma... iyalaje fun mi ni shot kan si

Nice rhyme ..

Kobojunkiee:
Why Nigeria no suppose learn to eat everything like China abeg! Imagine how many people will be able to raise themselves out of poverty if they ran even mini snake , cockroach, rat, mouse, pigeon, etc., farms?

And who knows if people will openly start eating people the way all this blockheads are running the country...smh


Been long I ate snake o, e don dey hungry me now.

Yeye OP

Ceenachi:
What is this I just read

There's no hope for the common man in this country, the whole system is compromised, from the electoral body to the judiciary and all security outfits are all at the mercy of the corrupt old folks that have kept us in perpetual stagnation.

If you have your way, even if it's Ghana just go and start your life in peace.

Lols

If you can't beat them, join them...
If they won't allow you join them, run leave them...

The failure of a government has lost any integrity or trust, infact, they're undeserving of such trust. From independence to demon-crazy...

They even passed a crazy bill to hold medical license just to prevent the people in that field from running away, lols.... Eediots that they are, they just sentenced medical school to death, who would want to study medicine in the country with knowing about that foolishness of a bill?

What am I even saying, my brain dey pain me.

noble71:
Buy food and chop first, then hustle more. 1m is $1342 not enough.

Being a millionaire in this country now seems like a joke.

SMH

HEBEI:
We need to consider these companies too. The cost of running their services is not expected the same as before.

How would they meet up if the keep charging the same amount as before, when the cost of running their business is becoming very high these days?

You brought up a relevant point.

KingLennon:
300% hike is too much na, atleast have human empathy and know that all fingers are not equal




If the residents can't come to a compromise, I think there should resolve to violence. The government only listens to violence....

Vawulenciaga brings mutual respect and lasting peace.

FalseProphet1:
1. Prophetic skills. That is ability to see into the spirit realm and retrieve information about people and bring back to the physical realm.

2. Ringing bells. Many people don't know this but you need skills to ring bells, whenever I'm ringing my bell in my spiritual center, there would be commotion in the kingdom of darkness. One lady that was delivered from marine bondage one told me that Satan himself complained that he usually have headaches whenever I'm ringing my bell.

3. Shouting. I have a skill in shouting. I can shout all night and my voice would not crack, some people don't have that kind of strength. But as a prophet who has communed with the spirits I have the strength to shout for 12 hours non stop. It's a skill I'm willing to teach Nairalanders. I'll open an Instagram page and tag it 12 hours of non stop shouting, we would shout and bring down the walls of Nigeria.

4. Raising money. As a prophet, I can tell you comfortably that of you have this skill you will never be poor. Many pastors usually invite me to raise funds in their Church. And the skill comes with lots and lots of packages.

5. Casting out demons. I stopped using this skill after one demon ate the last beans in my kitchen and I starved that night. I casted out the demon in a crusade and the demon went to my house and warmed the last beans I had and ate it with soaked garri. I nearly died of hunger that night cos I was fasting.

I have many other skills that time wouldn't permit me to mention.

This I have seen.

Dear prophet please help me,

This ancestor needs that shouting skill like kilode

This daddy is too gentle and it's getting on my calm nerves

somehow:
Information propoganda is one of the tools they use in International politics.

Fear sells and remains one of their weapons.

Unfortunately, the world is waking up every day and countries are now daring them.

Nigeria unfortunately is still under their control, the political elites are under their radar, so we have no where to go for now.

The west wouldn't want anything like revolution in Nigeria because they're in control of the current system.

The day they lose this control is when they will orchastrate a revolution in Nigeria.

And nobody needs a formal education to know this.

Do you understand what a unanimous selective exorcism will mean?

Lols, cowards will scamper everywhere like headless flies

What does this daddy even know, I just like settling disputes with chaos.

My voltage high abeg, night night

somehow:
The only known terrorist funders are the US and her allies (UK, Canada, France etc).

We know what is going on internationally right now.

For a UK media to be blaming the Chinese government for terrorism, I am certain something on the UK government just got exposed to their opponents.

Who'll hold them accountable?

First, was to draw close to Taiwan. Now, another of the Allies had verbally and directly accused the Chinese of the same crimes they've been guilty of over the years....smh

I smell a rat somewhere.


Target mission will be to make them spend time and resources on a useless goal. Putin has headaches everyday now.

Ah, FalseProphet1 come and gih dis people the prophecy of the future of these countries.

Winters23:
how can anyone trust the colonising bitches are suddenly our defenders and whistle blowers?

Don't mind them o

The conniving baastards are always pointing accusing fingers on others for the same crimes they're guilty of.

Yeye dey smell

sonssyo:
imagine the MD carrying herself as a goddess, that's how they make some staff to be engaging in diabolic act in order to get favour.
I will sure become an employer of labour this quarter but my staffs will be my friends, you will hardly know who is who

Inequality is a pipe dream.

Just pray you meet employees who'll value this your state of mind else....smh

Just be careful how close you get with your employees.

The ancestors say, if papa put his preeq for down, small pikin go use am play ball..

Blackdeewhy:
Till this very moment, I find it difficult to know that an average guy in Rivers state boil/ produce petrol from crude oil (bunkering).

Yet our federal government CAN'T to make life easier for it's citizens.

Can somebody please explain to me?

What explanation do you still want? You already know the answer to your question.

From the FG to the LG, they've been totally of no usefulness to the country. That's why I get angry when I see eediots online fighting themselves over being from one region or the other, forgetting that no matter your region, your local leaders are as guilty as the FG.

Awon werey, creating awareness for their new project.

Yeye dey smell