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PoliticsRe: Photo: Yusuf Buhari Visits Bola Tinubu by Corto: 4:42am On Jul 23, 2022
[quote author=wwwihy post=114991811]Buhari’s son, Yusuf pays his second daddy, Tinubu a courtesy visit.

https://twitter.com/DeeOneAyekooto/status/1550575691237842946[/quote]Two imbes grin
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Zambia: WAFCON 3rd Place Match: (0 - 1) On 22nd July 2022 by Corto: 11:09pm On Jul 22, 2022
Good job Zambisa
Car TalkRe: OCI Foundation Rewards Partner, Dr. Epunam With Mercedes SUV by Corto: 10:55pm On Jul 22, 2022
Flysinglemom:
Which kind ancient Benz be this one
I for kuku give am Corolla 07

Ibo man grin I sure say na the Benz wey baba use finish for house e dash out, after five years
PoliticsRe: Sowore Reacts To Atiku's Arise Interview. Questions Him On $16 Billion For Power by Corto: 6:39pm On Jul 22, 2022
johntolu:
OBJ has a different perception of Atiku's public service record during the 8 years of Atiku as Vpee, to OBJ.
OBJ himself stole much more than Atiku during the said period. They are both thieves
PoliticsRe: Sowore Reacts To Atiku's Arise Interview. Questions Him On $16 Billion For Power by Corto: 4:04pm On Jul 22, 2022
politicoNG:
...We started with the Power plants, Umaru was on it, then he died. Jonathan completed the nine power plants. That's why anytime there is an increase in the generation, the transmission system cannot evacuate the power, so there will be a collapse.

So he(Sowore) doesn't even know because he lives outside this Country. He comes every four years and contests for the Presidency, he fails and goes back again. So what does Sowore know about this Country. Nothing, Absolutely nothing. (Atiku Abubakar)

Sowore replies:


https://twitter.com/YeleSowore/status/1550432099102064640?t=6GnOaFXedMlWAsoGJv1S7g&s=19[/quote]Sowore is clearly not mentally balanced enough to be president of Nigeria, and moreover he has nevr been tested with public office.

Too much power is vested in that office to be entrusted to an untested lunatic like what happened in 2015, we need people with good track records this time around. Atiku, Obi, maybe. Defo not Sowore or Tinubu (who has proven to be a consistent thief and autocrat over more than two decades).
PoliticsRe: Arise TV Took Camera To Atiku's House While Obi Slept In Their Studio - Akanbi by Corto: 12:58pm On Jul 22, 2022
blamingthedevil:
Qudus Akanbi Eleyi tweeted:


https://twitter.com/Qdpaper2/status/1550420447908532224




https://mobile.twitter.com/woye1/status/1550425272717131777
What manner of self-hatred makes you fools prefer someone who will rob you blind over the one who actually got your interest at heart?

PoliticsRe: I Picked Who Can Deliver Over Wike – Atiku by Corto: 12:51pm On Jul 22, 2022
Lurdmax10:
https://punchng.com/i-picked-who-can-deliver-over-wike-atiku/?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1658479423
Really that wasn't what he said or meant. He said he picked someone he could comfortably work with, ahead of all other considerations.

Even a fool can see that Wike is way more competent an adminstrator than Okowa. Wike's results speak for him all over Rivers state and the PDP, while Okowa has zilch to his name (except whatever funds he's managed to steal from his state, that is)
PoliticsRe: Atiku: It Will Be A Miracle For Peter Obi To Win, LP Is Social Media Based by Corto: 10:47am On Jul 22, 2022
fergie001:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlBxIakVrYA
Obi is very unlikely to win but he will ruin the game for you and Tinubu in the entire south cheesy
PoliticsRe: Segun Awosanya: Obi's Supporters Are Violating Freedom Of Expression Of Others by Corto:
Tabithatim:
Human rights activist, Segun Awosanya, popularly known as Segalink, speaks with SEGUN ADEWOLE on the cyber bullying and intolerant attitude displayed by members of the Peter Obi campaign.


https://punchng.com/obidients-violating-freedom-of-expression-of-others-segalink-awosanya/?amp
To think we used to view this Sega dude as a human being

I saw through his camouflage during D'banj's rape case tho, since then I knew he was a fake creature, an animal in disguise angry
PoliticsRe: Aregbesola Bags Businessday Award Of Excellence In Service As Interior Minister by Corto: 9:22am On Jul 22, 2022
PoliticsRe: Abdulmumimi Usman Kabir: NYSC Only Surviving FG Project Uniting Nigeria by Corto: 7:28am On Jul 22, 2022
PoliticsRe: Video Of Willie Obiano & His Wife, Ebele Enjoying Nightlife In A Foreign Country by Corto: 7:25am On Jul 22, 2022
BAT/BMC crew ride on. Y'all just keep voting for useless people
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu Meets Ohio Secretary Of State, USA In Abuja (Photos) by Corto: 11:01pm On Jul 21, 2022
OLAADEX:
APC Presidential Bola Ahmed Tinubu with the Secretary of State of Ohio, United States of America, and Leader of Delegation, Mr. Frank LaRose, when members of the IRI/NDI Observation Mission to Nigeria visited him on Today in Abuja.



https://www.facebook.com/109428071648286/posts/pfbid0uYiBWYba5CRTzkW4r4kLmHRK9iNUfU222JSnrR55rbjEX6VvDwLyEUjKoacpzFYbl/
He's trying to set up a shadow government

Tinubu is way smarter than you guys give him credit for. Meanwhile Atiku is always busy on twitter after guzzling premium spirits grin
SportsRe: Asisat Oshoala Named African Footballer Of The Year For A Record 5th Time. by Corto: 10:33pm On Jul 21, 2022
this girl too fine I swear shocked

papa naptu sef can't help it he's head-over-heels in love
PoliticsRe: Malami Marries Buhari’s Daughter, Nana Hadiza by Corto: 8:44pm On Jul 21, 2022
sukieboy:
This Malami go get big dick the way am seeing him. He go just slag the woman ponyo
my kinda guy...always reading between the lines and working with innuendos grin
PoliticsRe: Muslim-Muslim Ticket: I Believe In Shettima - Tinubu by Corto: 8:37pm On Jul 21, 2022
IMPACT05:
Muslim-Muslim ticket: I’ve heard you, but I believe in Shettima, Tinubu tells critics




https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/07/muslim-muslim-ticket-ive-heard-you-but-i-believe-in-shettima-tinubu-tells-critics/
When you are mesmerised by the Boko high command

God save Nigeria
PoliticsRe: I Hid Like A Rat During Kuje Prison Attack, DCP Kyari Tells Court by Corto: 4:26pm On Jul 21, 2022
PoliticsRe: 2023: Umahi’s Senatorial Ambition In Jeopardy As Other Contenders Sue by Corto:
Ojuntana:
How does this "up APshit"?
Abi this is what you shout to get ur daily ration of agbado grin
Don't mind the useless dog wey dey chop agbado

Umahi suck awusa nyansh that year sha grin shame on him and all his generation

PoliticsRe: The North Would Have Been Boiling Now If We Insulted Islam by Corto: 10:58pm On Jul 20, 2022
ken6488:
Let be frank

Tinubu has already insulted Christians before even getting elected
More reason you lot should not allow the brown-fanged crook get into Aso Rock
HealthRe: Help!! What's Growing On My Skin!? by Corto: 10:48pm On Jul 20, 2022
Urkele:
Guys please i need your help.
I have noticed this bumps on my skin(left hand and legs) for like 3 months now. I don't know wat it is but i have an anti bacterial jelly but no visible change. What do i do please
APC leprosy
PoliticsRe: Why Should I Vote For Tinubu? by Corto: 10:42pm On Jul 20, 2022
Olaoluwa122:
Yea...someone should just tell me why??...From drug...to no actual name and age...to corruption...to controlling of lagos...now Choosing MM as the best he can Give Nigeria...Now he is descrating Catholic Church by Paying Fake Bishop to act like real man of God from my church...like I love the Man called tinubu...but his package can't just be overlook for God sake cry cry cry cry
Vote for him if you need your life destroyed

Never mind you're halfway there already (no thanks to Sir Sluggard). The brown-tooth drug baron can take you all the way for sure
PoliticsRe: Police PRO Muyiwa Adejobi ‘locks 3 Friends Up’ For Disagreeing With Him In Traff by Corto: 10:40pm On Jul 20, 2022
Islie:
Police PRO Muyiwa Adejobi ‘Locks 3 Friends Up’ for Disagreeing With Him in Traffic



https://fij.ng/article/powerful-police-pro-muyiwa-adejobi-locks-3-friends-up-for-disagreeing-with-him-in-traffic/
Oh, okay. They probably tried to beat him up since he was outnumbered

Serves them right
PoliticsRe: They Have A Case With The Magistrate Not Me: Police PPRO, Muyiwa Adejobi by Corto: 10:36pm On Jul 20, 2022
fergie001:
SOURCE


Previous Thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/7238573/police-pro-muyiwa-adejobi-locks
Where's the context to what this fôôl is yapping about?
EducationRe: See How My Jss 2 Student Rudely Wrote An Apology Letter To Me(photo) by Corto: 10:32pm On Jul 20, 2022
Tonnierichy:
These are the kind of students we teach in schools now. They will soo frustrate your life and there is nothing you can do about it. Beat them and land in Cell.

I sent this particular female pupil to report herself to the principal that she was mocking me in class. She went there confidently and returned with a smug face, telling me principal asked her to tell me sorry.

I looked at her unconvinced that she went to the principal. Well I later realised she actually did and the principal didn't take it seriously.

I then asked her to write an apology letter. She went and came back with this piece below.....



APOLOGY LETTER

This is to write that I'm sorry for the disturbance I made in the class. And I'm sorry for the insult if you think that is the way it looks and I'm using this to make a statement too that I disturbed Mr Anthony. But I don't see it as an insult or an offence but I'm sorry for my wrong deeds. And I will not do it again.

During class I will listen attentively.

And also please increase your voice when teaching or explaining or teaching your subject so that it will be interesting.

Sorry for the wrong deed and mistake I have done.

Yours faithfully
Elisabeth
She signs.
Who gives a shīt about this nonsense
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Visits Bishop Oyedepo. Sparks Reactions (Photo) by Corto: 7:52pm On Jul 20, 2022
Let an Ibo man run Nigeria for once
FamilyRe: His Maid Is Pregnant For Him And He Wants Abortion by Corto: 7:42pm On Jul 20, 2022
Maverick777:
Top of the day Fam!

A close buddy of mine is in deep shit, just 2 days back he confided in me telling me his maid (who the wife employed herself) is 14weeks pregnant!

HOW IT UNFOLDED
Earlier in the year, his wife got an invite to do her masters program in Scotland and they have a 5year old Son, so she elected they employ a maid since she couldn't take him along, she even did so herself.

The husband is a pilot and always never at home (the security the wife had I guess), now I don't know whatever went on in his tiny head, they got intimate (just once) and boom! she caught the shot expertly.. He said she's being showing symptoms since he got back from travel, so he took her for a test and its confirmed.

I guess she knew all along but did nothing on purpose, because I don't want to believe that a 22year old girl would be comfortable not flowing for 3 months (not like she's a novice).
Now, his wife is due back in September, and he's scheduled to travel again by Monday(to return only God knows when).

So technically, his wife might even return before him.

He asked for my suggestion and help, because he mentioned abortion to her and she refuted saying she nearly died after the last one she did, so the doctor warned her sternly against it.

I told him that the best I can advise/do for him is to take her in until she puts to bed. let him tell his wife she ran off with a guy or something of the sort. then we take it up from there after delivery.

The situation is one dicey and fragile one, if not handled carefully with wisdom, can ruin a lot!

I thought they existed in Nollywood only oh...

Any mature suggestion is welcome.
Don't do it bitch
CrimeRe: Young Man Racially Profiled And Beaten By Police In USA (Graphic Content) by Corto: 7:40pm On Jul 20, 2022
heendrix:
But a white mass shooter would be treated with kids glove while a traffic offender is being tased in the face, it's sickening tbh

Reason why I tell lotta folks travelling abroad is and would never be an achievement, you'd always be a 3rd class citizen and that's after the Chinese and Hispanics have claimed the 2nd
Not trying to justify the atrocious acts but rich people same colour as you treat you worse just because you're a different tribe from them. Dude would've lost his life in the hands of the Fula had he been an Ibo or Yoruba in similar circumstances

Remove the log in your eye first
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid's Babymama, Jada Pollock, Shows Off Her New Baby Bump by Corto: 7:30pm On Jul 20, 2022
scobaba:
Her papa healthy pas whizzy.

Igbo na wahala grin
How are you sure the guy isn't a smoker too? Moreso you should code that Wizzy is into stuff heavier than mary jane
CrimeRe: Lady On The Run After Setting Her Cairo-Based Husband On Fire (Pics/Video) by Corto: 12:08pm On Jul 20, 2022
Murder-suicide shocked no be small winch she chop o
PoliticsRe: Why We Lost Osun Election – APC Chairman Abdullahi Adamu(photo) by Corto: 11:52am On Jul 20, 2022
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Hauwa Suntai And Her Younger Husband, Ahmed Jarman by Corto:
DonMaxxy:
All I see is Taraba state money siphoned by Danbaba Suntai on this dude's greenish and healthy bia bia(beards) grin grin


Same thing will happen to Ned Nwoko much later, the dude that will enjoy Ned's money with Regina Daniels is presently in Basic 6, writing common enterance exams. The young pupil is not aware that a billionaire's wife is waiting for him somewhere. grin grin
Flesh and blood did not reveal this to you brogrin
PoliticsRe: Osun Election: Why Governor Oyetola Will Soon End Up In Jail (Pics) by Corto: 7:04am On Jul 20, 2022
Newton2024:
How unpopular Oyetola massively loot Osun



Indeed, we are serving a living God in Osun State.
Ilerieshu cheesy

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