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Politics / Re: PDP Presents Certificate Of Return To Ademola Adeleke (Pictures) by cosmos1440: 7:39pm On Mar 10, 2022
P-D- Pigs mumu no be small.
So it is this olodo man that paid someone person for non-appearance WAEC result that won their primaries.
God forbid this pot-bellied ajobiewe to ever become the governor of my beloved Osun State.
Politics / Re: APC Zones Presidency To South West, VP To North East - Tribune by cosmos1440: 8:04pm On Mar 06, 2022
LeoDeKing:
Ipob illiterates and renocriminal right now


The right spelling of his name is Rhino Omocriminal

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Politics / Re: Canadian High Commissioner, Sailors Play Chess At Oshodi by cosmos1440: 7:45pm On Mar 05, 2022
CSTRR:

So of all the igbos you can use as an example it is Nnamdi kanu you see?

So adekunle grandson or whatever is no longer Yoruba?

Are you in the same impact level as Tunde onakoya even though you are also Yoruba?

Are you not equally hate filled as Nnamdi kanu?


Of, all the questions you asked, this is the only one I can answer correctly 101%. . .
No, I am not as hate-filled as Nnamdi Kanu . . .

Stay blessed.
Politics / Re: Zakari Alfa: The Top 3 Aspirants In PDP Are Atiku, Atiku And Atiku by cosmos1440: 8:27pm On Mar 03, 2022
Pabloma:


But why are you wicked like this ?

Politics / Re: Zakari Alfa: The Top 3 Aspirants In PDP Are Atiku, Atiku And Atiku by cosmos1440: 8:22pm On Mar 03, 2022
Pabloma:


But, why are you wicked like this ?
Celebrities / Re: Eudoxie Yao: Fans Struggle To Take Selfies With African Artiste With Biggest Bum by cosmos1440: 7:12pm On Mar 02, 2022
I thought they got married some years back.
Abi which one is who is proposing to who again ?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Visa, Mastercard Block Russian Banks From Network by cosmos1440: 7:09pm On Mar 02, 2022
What of the bookmaker, 1XBet owned by a Russian conglomerate ?

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Politics / Re: Canadian High Commissioner, Sailors Play Chess At Oshodi by cosmos1440: 9:14pm On Mar 01, 2022
After some people will be comparing the carnibalistic and hate-filled Igbos to the kind-hearted-Yorubas, is this Tunde Onakoya not a better person than that humped-back-demagogue-cowardly-IndecentStar called Nnamdi the idiot Kanu who is turning his own people to terrorists ?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Nations Who Have Banned Russian Planes From Their Skies (Full List) by cosmos1440: 11:16pm On Feb 27, 2022
iCauseTrouble:
Funny no African country is saying something. Not even a single African country has a stand on the issue.
Truly, we no get mouth for international politics grin

Be there forming, Mr Wise. Have you heard of the term "Non-Alignment ?
Travel / Re: Nigerians In Ukraine Distributing And Displaying Nigerian Flags For Safety by cosmos1440: 8:46am On Feb 27, 2022
DispatcherLagos:
A wise man will rather die in Ukraine than live in Nigeria

It's this type of thinking that made them remain in Ukraine till now.
In case you don't know, "the first duty you owe yourself is staying alive".
Even if they don't want to come back to Nigeria for whatever reason, nothing stops them from going to neighbouring countries some few weeks back.
But the hatred in your heart for your own country, has affected your reasoning.
Once again, "the first duty you owe yourself is staying alive".

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Politics / Re: Lieutenants Bassey, Ademulegun, Maimalari, Umar & Aguiyi-Ironsi (Throwback Photo by cosmos1440: 6:26pm On Feb 26, 2022
Mrquote:

Really do you have history in your SSCE result?

Of course, I don't.
I am a teacher by profession, and History is still very much a subject in Nigerian secondary schools, but it is not a compulsory subject.
As of today, [/b]History is part of the SSCE, NECO and UTME exams
Romance / Re: Ukrainian Couple Join Fight To Defend Their Country Hours After Their Wedding by cosmos1440: 6:10pm On Feb 26, 2022
helinues:


Russia is determined to install their puppet as the new president. Ukraine is gone.

Bad boy get him own day, Trump as USA president wouldn't have allowed this.


Trump won't allow this, how ?
Politics / Re: 2023 #GEJisComing: Jonathan Is Running For Presidency Under APC - Twitter Users by cosmos1440: 8:50pm On Feb 23, 2022
Emekaonline:


But why do we have so many biafools in this country. Now it is Jonathan some weeks back, it is Amaechi. Hahahahaha. I have nevere seen a tribe that is as confused as these biafools. They are as unstable as waters.

Biafools ?
I call them Bia-Frauds. Awon werey
Politics / Re: 2023 #GEJisComing: Jonathan Is Running For Presidency Under APC - Twitter Users by cosmos1440: 8:48pm On Feb 23, 2022
Dis P-D- pigs urchins ehn ?
their mumu no be here o
Na so dem believe the story of Jubrin El-Sudan, see as them dey masturbate and salivate over another lie.

No be say Tinubu na the right choice oh.
But to believe this kind of lie, all because it appeared on twitter by an anonymous source, is another level of mumuness.
Politics / Re: Oba Of Benin Receives Bronze Head & Cockerel Returned From The UK by cosmos1440: 7:17pm On Feb 19, 2022
Very nice one.
Another piece of good news for a change . . .
Never knew this iconic bronze head was not in Benin City.
Foreign Affairs / Re: President Biden Warns of Imminent Russian Invasion (Pics, Video) by cosmos1440: 2:36pm On Feb 19, 2022
ValCon888:
Russia doesn't really want to invade Ukraine. Russia is just doing everything it can to stop Ukraine from joining NATO.

Because if Ukraine becomes a NATO member, America and NATO can use Ukraine as a parking spot for nuclear and other ballistic weapons.

That's like pointing a gun to Russia's head, and we'll have the Cuban Missile Crisis all over again.

In this era and time, I don't think there's any country in the world that wants to go to war. Not even that mad man in North Korea.

If you think peace is expensive, try war. The cost of destruction can set your country back to the Stone Age.

You are very right except for the fact that Ukraine needs protection against Russia.
Remember, both Odessa and Crimea were Ukrainian territories (states/regions) but annexed by Russia. Lubhansk, another Ukrainian territory is already occupied by Russia . . .
In all these, Ukraine is just the helpless victim that needs help from wherever/whatever source

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Politics / Re: Reno Swims In Tobago’s Spiritual Healing Hole In Tobago That Cures Diseases by cosmos1440: 4:51pm On Feb 06, 2022
Dsalvo:
Lol. Jobless Omokri continuing to spend the billions he looted under GEJ as 'special advisor'.


Worthless political jobber was on the payroll of Atiku/PDP for 2019 election and has now resumed duty as Atiku's 2023 'diaspora campaign organizer' looolllll.

Nigga traveling around the world flossing while mumuing gullible Nigerians he is a 'good governance activist'.

The biggest weakness a Nigerian can have is to be gullible, ignorant and uninformed. The likes of Omokri and Adeyanju will rape the brains of those type of Nigerians die.

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You forgot to add Lamidi Cownunu leader of the Idiotic Pigs of Bi a frauds
Politics / Re: Lieutenants Bassey, Ademulegun, Maimalari, Umar & Aguiyi-Ironsi (Throwback Photo by cosmos1440: 5:55pm On Jan 30, 2022
I knew from the very beginning that this our Biafra or Nothing people who also want to produce the next president for a country they hate so much, will turn this interesting article to another ethnic war.
Terrible ndiala and OSU people. Products of baby factory and mkpuru-nmiri guzzlers.

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Politics / Re: Lieutenants Bassey, Ademulegun, Maimalari, Umar & Aguiyi-Ironsi (Throwback Photo by cosmos1440: 5:48pm On Jan 30, 2022
Mrquote:

You know why haven't they allowed what happened in the past to thought in secondary school your know so mush is a hear say no prof to back it. Let them bring back history to secondary school so people we know what happened in the past so they won't make the same mistakes in the future you people were so much in divide and rule that we forgot our history. Let's the history be thought in school ao young people we know

For your information, history was never removed from the secondary school syllabus in Nigeria. But most schools prefer making government a compulsory subject for Art students. Also, about 20% of the topics in government are contemporary history

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Politics / Re: Afenifere Dumps SW Aspirants, Backs SE, Warns Against Gang-Up by cosmos1440: 5:22pm On Jan 30, 2022
FreedomfromtheT:
God cannot punish a detribilized patriotic Nigerian elder who desires that all Nigerians should be given a sense of belonging. Just to remind you, the Igbos supported former president Olusegun Obasanjo, a Yoruba while virtually all Yorubas supported Chief Olu Falae. The Igbos supported late former president Umar Musa Yar'adua, a Fulani. The Igbos supported former president Goodluck Jonathan, an Ijaw man. The Igbos have been building bridges supporting other tribes. The Igbos love other tribes. It is the turn of other tribes to support an Igbo president. Thanks.

You lied, the Igbos do not love other tribes.
The comments of your fellow Igbos, here on nairao, on the social, print and even electronic media shows that the Igbos do not love other tribes, even Chinua Achebe's book, "There Was A Country", shows that the Igbos do not love other tribes, your agitation for Biafra and calling all other Nigerians, except Igbos, animals living in a zoo called zoogeria shows that the Igbos do not love other tribes.
So, why should I vote for someone whose clan hate my people and country ?

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Politics / Re: Afenifere Dumps SW Aspirants, Backs SE, Warns Against Gang-Up by cosmos1440: 5:15pm On Jan 30, 2022
I thought the Igbos said all they want is, Biafra or Nothing . . . ?
Or is Nigeria no longer zoogeria in their eyes&mind ?

. . . for those that care to listen, Afenifere have very small or next to nothing political influence in the Southwest.

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Politics / Re: Ritual Killings: Timaya Asks People To Be Careful With Friends by cosmos1440: 5:01pm On Jan 30, 2022
Look at the yanmiris salivating and masturbating about what is happening here in the Southwest.
But if it's a story about their usual daily practices, like patricides, matricides, black widows, mkpuru-nmiri guzzling, spousal-killings, baby-factory, etc they will start screaming "say no to tribalism".
Politics / Re: Afenifere, PANDEF, YCE Kick As Osinbajo Says Nothing Can Separate Nigeria by cosmos1440: 7:33pm On Jan 16, 2022
Why only Afenifere, PANDEF and YCE ?
What of those Biafra or Nothing and No Lefelendum No Erection people ?
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Sudan : AFCON 2021 : 3 - 1 On 15th January 2022 by cosmos1440: 6:50pm On Jan 15, 2022
E no go better for all enemies of Nigeria, especially the enemies of Nigeria like ISWAP, Boko Haram and IPOB/ESN . . .
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I love this guy's footwork . . . argue with your keyboard

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Crime / Re: Man Kills His Three Daughters In Enugu (Pictures) by cosmos1440: 9:29pm On Jan 12, 2022
Young women of "Omoluwabi" don't for any reason, even for money, in this world marry an Igbo man. Eranko yayo l'awon Omo yeebow yii.
A word is enough for the wise.
Same goes for our young men too.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Egypt: AFCON 2021: (1 - 0) On 11th January 2022 by cosmos1440: 7:48pm On Jan 11, 2022
PaNnamdi:
Correct score

Egypt. 2
Nigeria 0

Stake this and and win massively
cool cool


Won tu ti zeh oh, awon household enemies . . .

How market ?

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Pets / Re: Inside China's Dog Meat Trade As Animals Are Beaten, Boiled & Burned Alive(Pics) by cosmos1440: 11:49pm On Dec 28, 2021
CrownOfClay724:
I find the West's wanton obsession with dogs quite hypocritical and despicable.

People that place premium on pets over humans grin

You go chop fowl and turkey clean mouth but will raise hell when people eat dog.

Are those things you grill inanimate or something?
Make it make sense.



So long you eat any kind of meat, fish or even plant, it is not in your place to dictate to others what to eat or not.

If no be human being you dey chop, you're good , in my opinion.

You are right
Your words made sense
You are on point.
In short, You have an intelligent mind.

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Romance / Re: My Lady Made A Mess At A Hotel by cosmos1440: 11:37pm On Dec 28, 2021
hotwax:
My lovely girlfriend is a sweet woman who always give me sense of assurance. She is very decent, caring and respectful. She is so firm that it took 4 months before we could talk about romance or trying it out.

She is well known in my family circle. I base in Lagos, she stays with her parents in ibadan, but she usually come around when my family members are having a gathering. She will cook for us, do the chores. Everyone grew found of her. My siblings do even ask of her. “Where is Anu? Take care of the lady ooo”. My mom who hardly get along with our girlfriends always ask about her. All these made me to be sure that’s the woman I was going to marry. After all, my people already knew her and they are getting along well. No complain from any angle

The Problem

Late October 2021, I informed her that I would be attending a ceremony in ibadan where stays. She was exited, she even told me she missed me, the kisses, sxx etc. She can’t wait to see me again. I was excited too.
I texted her the hotel address when I got to Ibadan.

She came, we hug, and she started kissing me, but we later calmed down afterall we are just seeing and we still have the whole night. So no rushing. She told me she saw domino pizza opposite the hotel that she is hungry for it. And this is where the devil came in.
She took some cash and prepared to go and buy the piza. She was walking out towards my hotel room door, so I stood to accompany her to the door, more importantly help her with the door. She opened the door before I got there, but I was behind her. A guy also came out from a room not directly opposite mine, (I actually knew when the guy checked in. He was dragging his trawl on the room walkway, so I guess he was a new guest).

As my babe came out, the guy was coming out of his room giving my babe seductive look. Immediately he saw there was a guy behind her, he quickly looked away. He went out of the hotel via the walkway, my babe also followed him because they were coincidentally going towards the same direction.

Truth be told, I never suspected anything. I was even mocking the guy in my mind, my girlfriend is the last person you want to mess with.
She came back with the pizza, sat on the bed, munch while she was busy pressing her phone. I suspected something must have crop up with the way she was busy chatting on whatsapp. She gave me no attention. So I joined her on the bed. With sad face she asked if I have tissue, I asked what happened, she said her period just came now. I said the bathroom has a tissue paper. She went in spent minutes in the bath, came out of the bath, to pick another pant in her bag. (She came with clothes, because she want to spend few days with me). She went back to the bathroom wash, did some other stuff.

She joined me on the bed, put my hand on her padded private. She used tissue paper as sanitary pad. She said sorry, I Bleep up. I said no she shouldn’t feel sorry. Her menstruation is my joy. Afterall you are not here because of sex. We have a lot to talk about tonite. So relax lets enjoy the night. She then told me she can’t spend the night. She has to go on the same day, before evening. She gave me reason that when her menstrual cramp starts she always boil water and other things. Hotel is not the right place for it. I agreed. 6pm, she packed and started going, I was busy on my laptop fixing my office assignments. I stood to see her off. She insisted that I should continue. No need. But I insisted, as I saw her off to the door, she insisted again, go and do your work na. I will take a bike just at the entrance, I don’t know what happened, I just agreed saw her walk out the walkway, I banged my door and continue my work on the laptop.

Then few seconds later, even if she wanted to get a bike, she will still be waiting outside for one, I remembered that the plate I used for lunch still has some leftover food and if not discarded will constitute foul stench in my room. So I picked up this plate to try and place it outside my door so housekeepers could pick it up.

I opened my room door, bend down to drop the plate at my door foot, I noticed someone standing at the door indirectly opposite mine. The person was knocking gently and calling on mobile too. I guess the person is trying to call the occupant of the room. But he/she was being careful not to knock the door loudly. I always mind my business, I said to myself, why do I care, this is a hotel. So I attempted to close my door. But then, something occurred to me, the person is a female and she wore white shirt, exactly like my babe. Out of curiosity, I looked back what I saw made me sick for days. The memory keep hitting my heart like dagger.

It was my woman, I didn’t know she saw me and became frozen looking at me praying I do not look back. But I looked back and saw her. She was shaking with her mouth widely opened. Then while the looking competition was on, the door opened and the guy opened the door waiting for her to come inside, when she didn’t go inside, the guy must have noticed she is looking at someone on the walkway, the guy also came out to see who she was looking at, he saw me and quickly closed and jammed his door.

Then I jammed my door too. She stood on the walkway for 10minutes. Then she started banging on my door. Calling my line. I didn’t answer. She sent text and also whatsapp.

“Its not what you think. I can explain. Something came up. Please open…I need to discuss something with you. I will not leave if you don’t open”. She did all that for like 20minutes. Then she left. That was the end of our 1+year relationship. She too did not bother to call or text after that day.

The whole thing felt like sharp scorpion sting to me. I never believe what I saw. Anything relationship started irritating me. I don’t think I can go into relationship again. These people are quick to call men dogs, but they are public toilet. I prefer to be dog than be where everyone dump their sper_m.


What a story.
Had a similar experience too. But I never caught her red-handed, but when I started putting my suspicions together, she accused me of feeling too insecure and left on her own.
Women are something else.

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Romance / Re: What A Mess! I Slept With A Married Woman In A Hotel by cosmos1440: 11:39am On Dec 06, 2021
Joeblazeochola:
confess to ur wife n her husband am sure u will be fine las las.. trust me, if u do dis u will never cheat in ur life again.
You are wicked !!!
Crime / Re: Pregnant Woman Crushes Husband’s Testicles Over Infidelity by cosmos1440: 7:31pm On Nov 28, 2021
I nearly married an Igbo woman.
Thank God, I dodged a bullet.

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Sports / Re: Prophetess Esther Ajayi Meets Ronaldinho In Dubai (Photos) by cosmos1440: 6:37pm On Nov 26, 2021
Layormiii:
Wow.. he looks really good with the new teeth. I aliways thought he didn't want to get rid of them
km

Which new teeth ?
I beg those two big front teeth are still there joor

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