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Romance › Re: Video: Hookup Girl Killed Alongside Her Patronizers " Females Say No To Hookup" by Countersam(m): 4:55pm On Jan 11, 2024
1nice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5xQI2IS02A

Say No To Prostitution!!
Say No To Patronizing Ashawo (Prostitutes)
Say No To Hookup Practices!!

Be Responsible And Say No To Social Menaces.
OP the narration of the story did not describe the lady as a hook up girl. Please your caption is misleading
Business › Re: CBN Sacks Boards Of Union Bank, Keystone Bank, Polaris, Titan Trust by Countersam(m): 2:08am On Jan 11, 2024
Itiskdg121:
Corruption everywhere.
Almost everyone in the country is corrupt.
Not just corrupt. Fantastically corrupt.
Christianity Etc › Re: My Take On The BBC Documentary On TB Joshua by Countersam(m): 2:02am On Jan 11, 2024
gidgiddy:
I took my time yesterday to watch all three Episodes of the BBC documentary on late TB Joshua. A number on women of different races and nationalities, British, South African, Zimbabwean, American, Philippines and Nigerian, all came together to talk about TB Joshua

The one thing all these women had in common is that they once all moved from their respective countries to live in TB Joshua's Region's community, Synagogue Of All Nations, SOAN, and became part of his inner circle.

All the women gave horrific and graphic accounts of rape, underage sex, sexual abuse, physical and verbal abuse carried out on them by TB Joshua.

The South African woman claimed she had three abortions due to multiple rape by TB Joshua. The British women told how TB Joshua would send for them only to sexually molest them. The Zimbabwean gavee a story of how TB Joshua raped her as a virgin and underaged.

Even TB Joshua's own daughter came foward to tell how she confronted her father for multiple sexual molestation of women only for him to have her locked up for months and beaten daily.

I was also shocked at the Story of how the SOAN building collapsed, the lie that was told that an aircraft brought it down, and the coverup that followed as well as the 'fake miracles'

Even though TB Joshua is no longer here to defend himself, I believe these women. There is no smoke without fire. A group of women who live in different countries of the world cannot give similar accounts of sexual abuse by one man without it having an element of truth

I believe that TB Joshua was a rapist, sexual predator and a sociopath. I believe TB Joshua used religion to cover up the evil within himself. He operated as a man of God in the light, but was a devil in the dark.

I also believe that there are many well known men of God who are currently doing what TB Joshua did.
And finally, I also believe he committed suicide to avoid the shame.
Phones › Re: My S23 Ultra by Countersam(m): 12:14am On Jan 10, 2024
motionarena:
Is it a must to use all the features in the phone.

If they have the money let dem buy must they use something that is not part of their routine
Don't take it personal. Unless if you happen to be part of those I am referring to
Phones › Re: My S23 Ultra by Countersam(m): 4:21am On Jan 08, 2024
Mayzie:
I doubt u bought the phone for anything u need... Cus if u did, u won't be asking this question... The phone's has got a very powerful processor which can be used for heavy tasking like Console Emulation softwares and seamless multitasking, Ds4 compatibility etc.... The Baseline is u get an android for what u need and not really because e cost well well or e fine grin
Many people have phones that they don't use even up to 30% of it's capability and functions. What a waste.
Politics › Re: Nigerians believe in Tinubu, PDP G5 Will Support Him Again In 2027 - Ortom by Countersam(m): 4:12am On Jan 08, 2024
G5 minus 1
Ikpeazụ is now politically irrelevant..
Politics › Re: Betta Edu: N585m Palliative Scandal Under Investigation – Bayo Onanuga by Countersam(m): 4:10am On Jan 08, 2024
dre11:
The presidency has said that it is investigating the transfer of N585.189 million grant meant for vulnerable groups in Akwa Ibom, Cross River, Ogun and…





https://dailytrust.com/betta-edu-n585m-palliative-scandal-under-investigation-presidency/

Nlfpmod
What it she was merely used as a conduit pipe?
Romance › Re: How Would You React To Your Girlfriend Blocking You From Viewing Her Status by Countersam(m): 5:54pm On Jan 07, 2024
felasey1:
So guys

How would you react if find our your girlfriend
blocked you from viewing her status on Whatsapp?

Seems no biggie but what about the intentions behind?
It's simple,she is not your girlfriend. You guys are just having fun or it's just your turn. A true relationship can't have this kind of barriers or secrecy.
Business › Re: CBN Approves cNGN "Stablecoin" For February Launch by Countersam(m): 12:30am On Jan 06, 2024
Ernerstdavid55:
grin grin second to comment again
God is wonderful lol
Nothing God can not do
Hamush they give you?
This year 2024 we no want unnecessary noise for this forum.

#nogreeforanybody cool
Family › Re: My Breakfast This Morning (picture) by Countersam(m): 1:42am On Jan 05, 2024
wunmi590:
Good morning N'Landers,

So I was hungry, wify and my two kids have travelled to their home town since Saturday, and would be back this Saturday..

I don't know how to cook, I always leave that to my woman, she's a great cook, I don't want to learn it, because I want to continue appreciating her food..

I've some tubers of yam 🍠 at home and decided to cook one out of it...

It being like 12years I ate yam and palm oil, that was when I had my NYSC in Akwa Ibom (Nung ikono obio).

No gree this year for anybody wey say make you over spend or do pass yourself..
When time reach they no dey telli person.
Romance › Re: I'm Dying Slowly Because Of Cohabitation by Countersam(m): 1:37am On Jan 05, 2024
PerfectJUSTICE:
Good morning guys. I met this lady some years back and one thing led the other we started living together. She is from north central why I am from the east. At first it was just sex but somehow it started developing to feelings (from her end though). The sex was so good that she became pregnant. She finally gave birth to a beautiful girl but we kept staying together. God knows I should have married her but I saw signs that I was very scared to commit my future with her kind...yes..her kind. She was too temperamental to the extent that whenever she's angry she goes for the kill. She once used a knife on my face that left a scare even till today. I can't count properties she has destroyed whenever that demonic anger is on her and she's extremely jealous. Her jealousy have pushed her one time to make me sleep outside in the cold even when I wasn't guilty of her accusation. It got to a point where I couldn't take it anymore and I had to tell her to go. I didn't know that was just the beginning of what she has in store for me.

The day I told her to go and that I am fed up, I left for work only to return to an empty apartment. She moved everything from the house and left just the rug for me. I cried. I tracked her to her sisters place and saw her but I didn't see any of my property. I wanted to take it up with her but some people adviced me that it was ok she left with the property than with my life. I left her and started afresh but I didn't stop caring for my daughter who is 5. I was still paying her school fees and still fed her (or will I say them). Truthfully this lady is not from a rich home. The mum and siblings are still in the village struggling.

I woke up to a new year call on the very first day of this year to hear that my daughter is now in the village with her struggling grandma and will not be returning anymore. I almost passed out. How? Why? She said if I needed to see my daughter again I should go to the village that she wanted to live a free life.

See what cohabitation have caused me. I feel depressed. Pained. The village doesn't have access. No network. I can't even reach anybody. I'm so very frustrated. What your advice please

NB: For those saying it's fiction because I wrote the village is inaccessible. A village where you will have to park your car and continue the rest of the journey with a boat is it easily accessible? A village where you will have to come outside before you can make or receive a call would you say that the village have network? Please I didn't come here to right you a fiction. This is real. If I show you a picture of me like now you will understand I'm practically loosing it. I only need your sincere advice hence I wrote this.
Bro ask for custody of the little girl and take her to your mum or aunty.Forget about that girlfriend and move on. If she refuses you custody let your girl remain with the grandma and move ahead. Send money for upkeep when you can, if that girl is yours she will look for you herself when it's time.
Romance › Re: Why Are Girls Fond Of Doing This? Is This Just A Naija Thing Or A Global Thing? by Countersam(m): 1:25am On Jan 05, 2024
Nowadays it's girls that like testing different pricks and being rich only adds more spice to their adventure. Most men have ended up marrying worn out to.to soaked in allum.
Family › Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Countersam(m): 1:46am On Jan 04, 2024
Jayden001:
To be a man no easy at all.
Aunty missed her period lately and from all indications she's pregnant.
But her cravings for seemingly impossible stuffs is just crazy.
She could ask for a fried mango or roasted watermelon grin
She's allergic to smells and scents, I've removed every air freshener in the house.

She can barely cook, she said everything is smelling.
Omo, e come be like say no be my house again.
Yesterday I went to look for kpomo by 12am grin
This life shaa 🤣
Legends in the house, na so e dey be
Are you a learner? Is condom now so expensive that you have to risk it all only to come here to complain. Oga carry your cross, no be we shine torch for you when you dey tà tà tà.....
Romance › Re: My Chest Is Bigger Than My Wife's Breast by Countersam(m): 1:41am On Jan 04, 2024
Dilijingsly:
Just two babies, the breast are now skiny, i don't want to cheat on my wife. What must i do to make it firm or even bigger
Chai .. make Bobby no kill you sha....
Politics › Re: Let's Support, Not Attack Tinubu’s Government, Benjamin Kalu Urges South East by Countersam(m): 1:19am On Jan 04, 2024
Metrix147:
Source: https://abntv.com.ng/news/lets-support-not-attack-tinubus-government-benjamin-kalu-urges-south-east/
We are officially fed up with these crop of selfish politicians from the Eastern region. They are after their political survival or business protection
Politics › Re: Gunmen Kill Four In Nasarawa Supermarket, CP Orders Probe by Countersam(m): 1:14am On Jan 04, 2024
politicoNG:
https://punchng.com/gunmen-kill-four-in-nasarawa-supermarket-cp-orders-probe/?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR2AfUK8aLjP3nmiKNQAmyVy2-fL1l3uVp8jmbWmDFPh1_53c6Peb0mRIFM#Echobox=1704286893
Someone amongst the dead may have been the main target but was unfortunately traced to a place with the presence of innocent casualties. May God not withold Karma in a case like this.
Romance › Re: She Wants To Relocate To Another City Because Of Me by Countersam(m): 1:09am On Jan 04, 2024
carl90:
I met her when I went for service in Rivers state some years back. I live in Lagos. After the service year ,I have to go back to Lagos .
Now, of recent, we initiated a conversation that she still wants me and is willing to relocate from P.H to my base in Lagos.
I am still single. So, is she .
However, there are other women in the picture (there is always some in a man's life, right? whether you are single or married ?)
I am not committed to any of them though.
Should I encourage her to shoot her shot by relocating back to Lagos?
Oga don't allow your dick deceive you into selfish advice or decisions. If you don't love that girl or regard her as a wifeable material, please don't mislead her or obstruct her destiny.
Politics › Re: Omoyele Sowore: Wicked Leaders Must Be Offloaded by Countersam(m): 1:05am On Jan 04, 2024
[quote author=DamnnNiggarr post=127759368][/quote]Imagine a combination of Peter Obi as President and Sowore as Vice. These endemic looters will change citizenship.
Culture › Re: Things Nigerians Call Twice by Countersam(m): 1:00am On Jan 04, 2024
SharingIsLife:
It's like Nigerians like calling things (and even people) twice. I saw a post on Facebook asking for such names. See a long list oh! I'm surprised.

Please, add your own to the list. Don't spoil the show oh!

Things that Nigerians Call Twice

Moi moi
Chin chin
Puff puff
Woto woto😭
Tom Tom
Mymy
Kai kai
Fufu
Juju
Bum bum
Kwuli kwuli
Toto
Jedi jedi
Tummy Tummy
Dodo
Wee wee
Krokro
Bobo
Yori yori
"Mmemme"

Ibo word for party or event.
Politics › Re: Ondo's New Governor, Lucky Aiyedatiwa, Faces Allegations Of Extramarital Affair by Countersam(m): 2:20pm On Jan 03, 2024
2mch:
Akeredolu had a full blown well known Ondo State woman who while alive had more power than Betty. Betty was only able to have mouth while he was sick. She was only fighting for herself and not the Governor. That side chick was in charge, fully. To the extent Betty was crying out on the internet.
That explains the story of Mrs Akeredolu not traveling with him for his treatment or not staying by his side. She must have been like "let that harlot accompany you and take care of you"
Romance › Re: That CNF by Countersam(m): 12:22am On Jan 03, 2024
progressb4andno:
I am working in a restaurant near Lagos, my madam is very busty and yanshy and yellow skin.
She say progress do you like what u see i say yes, she is frying dodo i come carry her flare skirt go up quickly comot my dick from trouser, chai see hairy yansh, the pu,ssy sef is yellow and black, too hairy.
I put my prick in the mouth of her yansh she say, Rice and dodo o!
I chook am inside nack am pa pa pa pa, she say, Amala and ewedu o!
I quickly hang her legs, tell am pick pin give am, kawai to to to, she say, boli and fish o!
I com give am face me i face you missionary, she said, egusi and eba o!
When i finish i com release.
She now said progress your salary have been double,
Progress make Toto no kee cool grin grin you this 2024
Romance › Re: She Is Getting Fvked As I Am Typing... by Countersam(m): 12:16am On Jan 03, 2024
MSN1:
I made this thread yesterday about what i have observed that is taking me backward in life.

https://www.nairaland.com/7954988/avoid-u-must-go-far
and it is funny how some foolish comments were rolling out.
Normally, i don't quote foolishness.
I leave time to teach them painfully.
Some where even saying, u can womanise and still go far in life.

My dad used to tell us (The guys) that; If u start life with what u ought to end life with, u are planning for massive failure already. THERE IS TIME, DOSE AND MODERATION OF EVERYTHING.

☆Currently happening now☆☆

A girl that i have been wasting my time on, stressing myself to see if i could make a wife out of her (she seem decent and cool) is being fvcked in the master's quarters of my compound!.

My boss's Nephew drove in from Lagos just now and requested some guys to give him something to chill with.
I was surprised when i went to open the gate, only to find out; she was the one they arranged for this Nigga that came in with Lexus Jeep. They are currently having fun in the master's quarters.

Just imagine how things started manifesting fast, just yestereday i took this decision.

I now know that; if i focus and fix my mind on building and improving my life, rather than chasing what ought to chase me, when the time is right; A lot will come out of my life this year.
SUCH A TIME WASTING ACTIVITIES I HAVE DISTRACTING MYSELF WITH☹️

For guys that are struggling to stand or find their bearing; CHASING OF WOMEN / WOMANISING IS AN ACTIVITY OF ZERO VALUE, EVEN IF U ARE FINANCIALLY DOPE, IT DRAGS U BACKWARD (Physically and Spiritually).
Chai. Sorry. Am sure you must have had a sleepless night full of imaginations of your girlfriend being dickmatised embarassed
Education › Re: 18 foreign Universities Banned By The NUC (see Full List) by Countersam(m): 12:00am On Jan 03, 2024
chisomkachy:
https://leadership.ng/198509-2/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

Previous Thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/7955963/fg-suspends-accreditation-degree-certificates

12. Houdegbe North American University campuses in Nigeria.


This school was a breeding ground for drug addicts, both in males and females, prostitution, and cultism. Students don't go to school and sort till they graduate. Some collect Money for fees but have already dropped out without their parent's knowledge because of yahoo, pregnancy and drug addiction. Many wasted their parent's money up to 300level or final year, only to go back to nigeria and start afresh. This school back then made codeine and rohypnol so much in high demand, not talk of crack and heroine... girls' addiction was most baffling. Infact this school negatively impacted on the indigenous Béninois with their lifestyle. Most lecturers were compromised, you go bleep tire as a lecturer. Boys go sort you tire for grades. That school was a mini Sodom... Me self follow enjoy some babes who just wanted to flex and they will be loyal to you. Just keep the drugs coming.
Politics › Re: Security Has Improved In Nigeria Since I Assumed Office – Tinubu by Countersam(m): 10:07pm On Jan 01, 2024
Events › Re: Bridegroom Escapes Through The Bush During Wedding Ceremony In Imo State by Countersam(m): 9:47pm On Jan 01, 2024
money121:
Nigerian Man Escapes Through The Bush During Wedding Ceremony In Imo State Over Too Much Billing

There was a mild drama as bridegroom escaped through the bush out of engagement ceremony in Imo State due to extortion.

According to Igwe Chibueze Ogadimma who shared the post, he paid N1,500,000 to cater for food, tents, chairs and a public address system.

He was also made to set aside N100,000 as the bride price that the two families had agreed on.

Biobelemoye David was asked to add N50,000 to the bride price because he had already impregnated the girl.

He was slapped with a N10,000 fine for making a detour to the wrong path and ending up in a different homestead other than the girl's.

He was also asked to pay N15,000 to appease the elders who had become tired of waiting for his arrival.

Drama however ensued when twelve girls covered in loose robes from head to toe were paraded before Biobelemoye David and he was asked to guess who his fiancée was.

He pointed at the wrong woman and that led to yet another fine of N15,000.

The decisive moment specifically was when the elders demanded for a refund of the total sum of N850,000 to repair the father's old car that knocked engine

Fuming with anger which he tried his best to hide, Biobelemoye David excused himself to visit a nearby bush to urinate and disappeared!

He switched off his phone and was last seen at a driving heading to Bayelsa State from Imo

SOURCE: https://gistmeloveblog.com/nigerian-man-escapes-through-the-bush-during-wedding-ceremony-in-imo-state-over-too-much-billing/
He didn't enquire well before trying to marry from Imo State. Their traditional marriage requirements are outrageous
Celebrities › Re: Woman Spotted Spraying Flavour $100 Bills At An Event (Photos, Video) by Countersam(m):
Ta Ta Ta........loading
cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Woman Spotted Spraying Flavour $100 Bills At An Event (Photos, Video) by Countersam(m):
[quote author=Newsmic post=127727578][/quote]Not surprised, do you know how many rich women Flavour dey service? He is hot and many womens' dreams, many other Africans fantasize about knacking him
Politics › Re: Ondo's New Governor, Lucky Aiyedatiwa, Faces Allegations Of Extramarital Affair by Countersam(m): 5:06pm On Dec 29, 2023
DDIA:
Did you read the post at all?
I did,

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