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CelebritiesRe: Davido Drives Zlatan Around In His 2021 Rolls Royce Worth N240 Million (video) by Cowbell521: 10:22am On Dec 07, 2021
ShaqFu:
Dude still haven't said anything about disbursing the money people contributed for him? grin
Mumu... E will leave his music nd be chasing 250m disbursement E don don already hand over 2 committee. Better turn ursef 2 orphan so u know d update. Poverty stricken Hater
RomanceRe: My New Girlfriend May Be A Thief. by Cowbell521: 2:54pm On Dec 05, 2021
EkehPraise:
To your first question, yes it was there when she was around, when I grabbed the car key from the dinning table I am not sure I saw it there.
Second question, I wanted to use the Earbuds when I got back to see a movie and that was when I started looking for it.
2 C da ur weird brother? grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Pre-wedding Pictures Of A Nairalander by Cowbell521: 2:39pm On Dec 05, 2021
Iheakonye:
Your understanding of love determines how u flow with love.
Chai... Dis guy go don mess dis girl taya. Her breast make sense sha
RomanceRe: Why do I have a Sudden Urge For A Side Chick? by Cowbell521: 6:00pm On Dec 04, 2021
Dat2jo:
I got appointed as an aide to my Governor (one of the Northern states), so we are always in and out of Abuja. Lately, I just have the urge to get a homely 18-22 year old girl (not a wild runs babe), to be taking care of her financially, then get her to keep me company in Abuja anytime I'm there. I just want to find her in my hotel room anytime we are back from our numerous meetings.

I have a lovely family, 2 kids and a beautiful wife. Wife is everything you can think of in a woman and the sex is great. But I just find myself chatting random girls with a fake account on Facebook, trying to find one that can fit into the side chick profile. Wouldn't mind an 18yr old I can groom.

Is anything wrong with me/that?
Mumu. Beta use da garri u drink dis evening take hussle and stop daydreaming
RomanceRe: Who Mistakenly Saw Your unclothedness And What Was The Reaction? by Cowbell521: 5:41pm On Dec 04, 2021
Vanilla4:
Whatever, A Cup, B or C, I'm cool with it.
It luks 2 small das all. Lyk it big or medium u knw
RomanceRe: Who Mistakenly Saw Your unclothedness And What Was The Reaction? by Cowbell521: 3:49pm On Dec 04, 2021
Vanilla4:
Hey! Take that back... It's fits properly in a C Cup bra.
Picture speaks beta. Uplod ful pix nd quote me
RomanceRe: Who Mistakenly Saw Your unclothedness And What Was The Reaction? by Cowbell521: 10:58am On Dec 04, 2021
Vanilla4:
My sister, after I dropped the towel (after bathing). She was like, put some clothes on we are running late for the meeting.

No big deal I guess.
Wit da ur small boobs?
RomanceRe: I Can't Woo Again Help by Cowbell521: 10:34am On Dec 04, 2021
Mumu
Car TalkRe: Snake Found Inside A Bus. by Cowbell521: 10:29am On Dec 04, 2021
Legalcriminal:
Poor animal looking for a warm place to sleep
U 4 put am. 4 ur room na. Abi inside ur pillow. E go dey warm. Mumu
EducationRe: Dowen College: Mother Of Sylvester Oromoni Calls For Protest (Video) by Cowbell521: 10:28am On Dec 04, 2021
Fiscus105:
Calling for protests! But if you are close enough to ur child wen he was alive, he would have revealed what he was going through in sch...........I am very sure u keep fighting ur husband for insignificant reasons wen son is rotten away in sch.

Majority not parents totally left children for teachers to handle and discipline, while they focus on mundane things
U b correct idiot. Child dey boarding school. Clearly, u no sabi wetin boarders dey pass through. U dey talk close. Mumu man.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Complaining Of The Cash I Give To Her Now. Advice Please � by Cowbell521: 10:15am On Dec 04, 2021
Magnoliaa:
Ehyaaaa. So initially, she pretended like a good girl, ba? Traditional, virtuous, submissive, stove, grinding stone and washing machine? Now she's disturbing you for money? She's exactly the type I had in mind when I made a post some days ago. grin When redpillars tell you AWALT, una no go hear. See am now?

I don't disagree. Me, I am like every other woman oh. Don't goan be thinking I'm different in any way. You'll just go and disappoint yasef.

If as a man, you don't know what to do about this on your own, op -- I have nothing helpful to say to you. angry


grin
Evil creature
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Complaining Of The Cash I Give To Her Now. Advice Please � by Cowbell521: 10:12am On Dec 04, 2021
Geestarry:
Smelling entitlement mentality!!

She should better learn how to be financially responsible, if not she will remain a liability to others.

@OP you should encourage her to learn a skill too, or she should buy and sell.

With 6k, she can buy and sell sachet water sef.

If she is not adding value to you, then you are better off alone, than being drained.

My 2 cents.
So no be all women dey stewpid? Abi u just type dis by mistake?
AutosRe: 2020 Model Benz Gls450 4matic Brand New Good Deal Fully Loaded by Cowbell521: 5:10pm On Dec 02, 2021
That's GLS450 Not GLE450 Oga. No dey deceive pipu. Which kind market u dey sell? Better ask the owner
CelebritiesRe: 'Go & Hustle'– Zlatan Ibile To Street Hawker Who Tried To Collect Money From Him by Cowbell521: 11:03am On Dec 02, 2021
BluntTheApostle:
Someone hawking is already hustling.

So, what is the problem with this yeyebrity?

If you don't want to dash him money, say so. You don't have to be mannerless while at it.
Oga calm down. Dude say make the boy go hustle. As in "go sell your market"

Media always tryin hard 2 destroy u
CelebritiesRe: Bbnaija’s Jackie B Celebrates Her 30th Birthday (Photos) by Cowbell521: 10:51am On Dec 02, 2021
Too much fat 4 one body. Bag ef beans grin grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Bandits' Letter To Zamfara Christians: Close Churches Or Risk Attacks by Cowbell521: 3:46pm On Nov 29, 2021
Viraltrends123:
Hausa Christains and Igbo Muslims are at risk
Mumu. We don't have ur evil religion in our land. Proudly Igbo
CrimeRe: Bandits' Letter To Zamfara Christians: Close Churches Or Risk Attacks by Cowbell521: 3:41pm On Nov 29, 2021
Cowbell521:
SOLDIERS OF RELIGION OF PEACE ARE AT WORK. God go deliver us
CrimeRe: Bandits' Letter To Zamfara Christians: Close Churches Or Risk Attacks by Cowbell521: 3:39pm On Nov 29, 2021
DubaiLandLord1:
There is freedom of religion in Nigeria.

Terrorists disguising as bandits and freedom fighters are now wrecking havoc in the SE and NW.

I heard in Nsukka, UGM miscreants don dey threaten Igbo Muslims too.
U be mumu. We d Igbo say no to ur evil religion
CrimeRe: Bandits' Letter To Zamfara Christians: Close Churches Or Risk Attacks by Cowbell521: 3:34pm On Nov 29, 2021
SOLDIERS OF RELIGION OF PEACE ARE AT WORK again. God go deliver us from this evil religion



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DubaiLandLord1:
There is freedom of religion in Nigeria.

Terrorists disguising as bandits and freedom fighters are now wrecking havoc in the SE and NW.

I heard in Nsukka, UGM miscreants don dey threaten Igbo Muslims too.
This Idiot dey find accomplice. Igbo muslim kwa? Where u hear da one? Mumu
CrimeRe: Deeper Life Church Cleaner Killed In Ondo, Body Dumped In Front Of The Church by Cowbell521: 11:10am On Nov 29, 2021
Ihe aru. Abomination!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Photos Of Two Security Men Sleeping On Duty by Cowbell521: 4:17pm On Nov 25, 2021
govnor4551:
They are doing well.
U be idiot 4 snapping nd not blurring dia faces
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Photos Of Two Security Men Sleeping On Duty by Cowbell521: 4:15pm On Nov 25, 2021
Na ur sleep? Who be d Idiot govnor4551 wey snap dem?
PoliticsRe: Army Laments Police Brutality In Secret Letter, Says Soldiers Are Being Killed by Cowbell521: 1:58pm On Nov 25, 2021
Yes. I don notice am. Time 4 military to stand mightily. Na so! God bless NA
RomanceRe: Help! Should I Accept Her Back? by Cowbell521:
JustwiseNaIdiot:
So there is this girl we have been dating for 9 Months now. she's very beautiful. Like mamiwater. She's a good muslim and descent.

She messaged me 2 weeks ago that she need to travel urgentlyfor job interview. I say okay. She say she need money. I didn't have much. So I gave her 15k from my house rent money.

She has good vibe and damn hot. She came back from Lagos. Cuz we live at Osun. I sha force her to come and spend night with me after she came back from travel.

Just last week,, I sha don't know what push me to check her phone when she sleep. The code didn't lock before she slept.

So I just checked and see different messages. This girl tell me she was going to Lagos for job interview but she went to spend weekend with another man in Lagos. I sent her out of my house that night. Now she is begging that she is sorry. And I love her. And I don't want to lose her
U give ur girlfriend transport fare make E go Bleep another man for another state? U dey give Olosho money 2 go meet her customer? And u still dey talk love?

Na ur mama I pity
CelebritiesRe: P-Square Reunion: Jude Okoye Hugs Peter Okoye's Wife, Lola (Video) by Cowbell521: 12:19pm On Nov 18, 2021
Osagyefo98:
She is not happy that the two brothers decided to bury the hatchet.

Years upon years she has been an obstacle to peace in okoye's family.

At least for the okoye's sons coming together again and not for her Mama okoye will continue to rest in peace.

Lola should really change for good.

Supported! I wan tok but I dey fear make D Yoruba people no call me tribalist. We are Igbo. We are peaceful
RomanceRe: The Foolish Experience I Had The First Time I Got Laid by Cowbell521: 12:12pm On Nov 18, 2021
kaziblake:
Since 2016 lol
ur sig. U fit cum Abuja? The cooking and chores. Quote me on dead thread wit ur pic
CelebritiesRe: Davido Receives Over N70m In Four Hour, After Asking Colleagues For N1m (Pics) by Cowbell521: 6:27pm On Nov 17, 2021
jpmoriarti:
He go send them back to the them. All to use to trend. Na plan plan
Sent him a 100,000 and E no go send am back. Na u dey collate their account number? Oga Davido is big. Boy has got rich fans

Would have sent 1m too if I dey expect something from him
CelebritiesRe: Davido Receives Over N70m In Four Hour, After Asking Colleagues For N1m (Pics) by Cowbell521: 5:11pm On Nov 17, 2021
E don double BBN award sef
EducationRe: SS3 Student Of Navy Secondary School In Abeokuta Beaten By Officer (Video) by Cowbell521: 4:12pm On Nov 17, 2021
Terrible
Unibener:
Why am I seeing that guy ribs in his back
Wetin I dey think. If na NSS this dey occur. Wetin suffer go suffer NMS? O boi

U see Y Military dey always dey rugged? Na Wetin kolito no fit understand be dis. Nagode
RomanceRe: Hw Was Ur First Sex/romance Share Ur Story by Cowbell521: 10:23am On Nov 17, 2021
promisengr:
She jt gave u STD free of charge,go and start ur treatment the sooner the better
angry grin grin
RomanceRe: The Foolish Experience I Had The First Time I Got Laid by Cowbell521: 10:16am On Nov 17, 2021
kaziblake:
Still a virgin shocked wow
E shock me
RomanceRe: The Foolish Experience I Had The First Time I Got Laid by Cowbell521: 10:15am On Nov 17, 2021
oohkay, this thread is hilarious, I decide to add mine. Mum was a teacher in a secondary school, I was 17 at that time, her friends pretty daughter was in her class as at that time. Been eyeing the girl for a while. on this fateful day mum sent her to come and pick something for her mom. I was home alone that very day sipping my akamu with Moi moi and watching my Michael Jackson's music collection. she knocked on the door and when I opened the door it was as if doors of heaven was open for me alone for a private tour. she walks in and made herself comfortable she forgot why she was there in the first instance. so I showed her my Micheal Jackson smooth moves, she loved it, so I asked her to dance with me and she obliged. it was as if I was walking on the moon, I was so smooth and we got closer and closer until we were tangled together. we started kissing and cuddling ferociously. no thought of condoms whatsoever, I laid her down on the center table, pulled her skirt up. oh my gosh she smelt so great. my dick was ready for action... but I was a virgin. so I looked at the virginal and it looked to small for my fully erect dick. Jeez no way am going to rip that apart. I tried but before I could try any further I heard my mum scream my name to come open the door. my dick went into panic mode and my I cum on her body. I pulled my trousers up but my dick was still dripping in my green shorts. her uniform was stained with my cum. I rushed to open the door. mum asked her what stained her uniform, well I said I mistakenly splash my pap on her. she told her to go clean up and she flogged my ego with annoying words of how disrespectful I was to a guest. Anytime that girl sees me na learner she dey call me.. I wish I could just show her say I don turn PRo one day... that was my only opportunity of getting out of the virginity circle... now 25 and still a virgin.
now nko?

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