₦airaland Forum

Maxymilliano:
Most likely outboard powered, but I'm more interested in the engines capacity ... 200, 250 or 300hp ?

Idiot spotted

FreeSpirited:
Not an achievement...
Many average riverine person can assemble a boat

See this Idiot too

EKONGKING:
Wow , the ant of Africa is finally building a boat.

Another mumu citizen

Mayng01:
Property of the taliban bandits and iswap

I don tire to dey quote hate comment abeg. Nothing dey pleases Nigerians pass the fall of their con3. They hate good news. Idiot people

post=106980677:
Where ur pinshure

Nothing good and positive about how peace will reign in this nation will make some people happy.
They must find some negative comments to chip in.
It's in them like peak milk.

At this point, you pity them.
you realize that they need prayers.
They hate everything good.
They hate anything uplifting.
They hate development.
They hate their country.
They even hate themselves.

Thought na only me notice am. Evil citizens everywhere

lastchild:
my brother I've been to places where guarantees were given just like you are giving me on pastor rika but not happened,let me look for a nearest exist before this spirit makes me not to see 2015 like she said

Lol. See life? You don later join? Na Chineke get all power my guy

BaddieFreak:
Lol, you guys will never seize to amaze me

Look at you indirectly demanding to see me like you own me.

Try harder abeg.

I no fit raise a finger 4 U baby. Nothing lyk try harder. Snd PM when u ar ready. U only have 2day nd 2maro. Don't even think of it after then cuz I no go reply


Note again: Don't bother to send PM if your butt has stretch marks. Da kin thing dey disgust me

BaddieFreak:
Hello, how are you all doing?

It seems like I have gotten fat since I left here. A lot of my friends said I have gotten bigger, Nairalander is it true?

And where are the ROMANCE OLDTIMERS? I missed you all!

Send me DM ASAP. Going to Lagos this weekend. Might need your company if you have good face

Note: Don't even bother to send PM if your butt has stretch marks. Da kin thing dey disgust me

ojeysky:
Clean Kia Optima LX available for urgent sale
Price: 4.7m
Location: Lagos
Call/WhatsApp: 080 35 23 3535

N470.35kobo cash and carry

Creativeace:
First of all i aint no simp and never will be, i have always been a person that respects myself a lot before men and women, but everything escalated when i encountered the redpill.

I was 19 when i was exposed to TRP, out of academic and hustling stress i started reading threads on nairaland and i no time as a lover of knowledge became hooked on ubunja's miseducations and after practising TRP for two years going now, i cant really say it has won me favour in the eyes of people, especially women.

I broke up with the first and only girlfriend ive had, because i changed drastically over night because i was high on the pill, my circle of guys started leaving me out cos i suddenly became the odd one out.

Girls started giving me attitude, cos i reduced the attention i gave out, so i decided to take it to the extreme and went all out ignoring all of them.

Lets cut the story short, am toxic, alone, with no female attention to validate my ego, so i decided to fuel my ego some other way, by making money... typing

U be mumu... Red pill make u smash for free without buying this and that... Better deal with your social disorder. U funny Oooh

Creativeace:
My whole point is that no matter how much achievements i pursue, am not feeling whole, you cant even begin to imagine the simple things i have deprived myself of, for example, i haven't hugged any woman in 8 months, trust me, which all part of my scheme to morph into an alpha with zero emotions and vulnerabilities towards women, but i seem to have noticed that to really enjoy people, you have to drop your guard a bit...still typing

Na Konji dey worry u

loveth360:
If na unarmed Ipob members doing peaceful protest,they will be flexing their grasshopper muscle killing innocent men and women.

Maybe na juju. Maybe dem shoot and gun no penetrate.

Military na good people. Just few trying to spoil it.

God bless NA

sam4777:
when creating a new application questions will be asked that lead to spousal open work permit, your friends wife will be the lead applicant and whilst applying the daughters application will be under hers, as a result in the form you will write information about who your friends wife is applying under a spousal open work permit from which will be the student that has already achieved his temporary permit (study).

yes she will go for a medical and since they are taking urine I am pretty sure they will Kaku she is pregnant so its only reasonable for him to highlight that she is early in her pregnancy and it was conceived during his wait for his study visa to come out so it is in fact a new development. he can use that as the purpose of wanting to be with his family as he would want to be able to oversee this stage and not leave his wife in such a vulnerable state. (I would advise upfront medical while the belle is still not too far ahead by the way)


DIY means Do It Yourself, the GC KEY is what I said not GiC dnt go and pay gbese please lol.

Tnks bro. We are both saying thanks Last question. Will the Letter of Introduction and LOE be attached to the wife application? So you are saying the husband my G does not need to do anything on his own account where there is visa?

Favfables:
Hell no!!!!!!
Why get married when you don't have a source of livelyhood?? And this goes for both parties in the marriage...

Who will take care of the bills when the kids start coming??

And now they're looking for "well meaning Nigerians" to help them out, as if the well meaning Nigerians were the ones that told them to marry ....


Mmttttttttvheeeeeewwew!!

Do you have up to 4.5m in ur savings right now? Fear God Ooooo

This kine matter is unforseen. U sabi how much E don spend? If U no fit help them. Just waka pass

sam4777:
ok he can create a new gc key for her and create a new profile for her, I've heard people using same gc key they used for their application and it worked but however it is used in the form the accounts will be linked either ways. the LOI should be as a new one like he did for his study permit and all the topics addressed in the study permit application must be buttressed as well, i.e family ties cash for dependents and so on. he can apply from Naija as ppl have successfully done that but the best bet is to start ASAP cos SOWP has been taking time. he should start here then travel and get his SIN and actually study permit given at POE and upload that via webform to add to his wife's application.

his 6 year old daughter will need a study visa as well as she is above 5 years if she was younger she will need a visitor visa, that pregnancy should not be hidden but used as a bargaining chip in the letter of introduction, an angle can be use since it is a 2 mont pregnancy. it is very new and it can be used in explaining why your wife needs to come over with your family. if an agent is being used this can be a blessing in disguise for you as opposed to your belief that it is an issue. if you are DIY for this application take your time before writing that LOI and also attach proper documents proving anything. good luck to your friend

Tnks a bunch. I will screenshot everything to him cuz he left already my place. What is DIY? Can she do medical while pregnant?

So if we understand you. The wife GIC will be linked with the information she supplies in her form? How will they add their daughter? Will they create another profile for her? Sorry for many questions

LagosInter:
Tired of talking to naija girls.

They are only interested in talking about their issues-- issues that only money can solve.

No meaningful discussions. Nothing. They will always talk about issues indirectly from hair to data to food


I have an acquaintance, tall ,dark and works in Ogba Ikeja as a sales rep for Tecno phones. I haven't asked her out or anything, she should be around 30 years.
I asked why she hadn't been to work one morning, she said no transport. She indirectly hinted she hadn't eaten too. That the person she called to send her some money had not responded.


I pitied her and asked her to come wait for me at the bus stop by 9 am at Zenith bank ATM at 7 and 8 Ajao Estate Lagos mainland, because I was going out as well.


We met there and gisted a bit and she was complaining about low salary from workplace .I gave her 3k, it was folded.

I intentionally did this to test her sincerity and sense of responsibility (because same morning I bought 43 inches TV for over 200k at Founi LG show room Mushin Lagos.
I was making inquiries for it on this thread :https://www.nairaland.com/6755501/samsung-lg-sony-television-please so I had money


She thanked me and bade goodbye.

She hasn't chatted me since then.

I called her twice after like 4 days, she didn't pick. I haven't bothered chatting or calling since then.


Maybe she was expecting to get 50k from me but only counted the folded notes and saw 3k. Lol.

Lol Oga even with N50 to a 9ja girl wey go soon turn evening newspaper nah waste of money. Except you no work for your money. Better stop giving them anything

Learn to sympathize and post them till dem tire

30BG

sam4777:
10k plus 4k CAD for one dependent. explain he is the sponsor so you can use his account even though he is the dependent, with documents proving this. I've been seeing power loans up and down in this thread look at those, as well as all those pension funds. if you do not show that there is that amount somewhere even If its patch patch from different accounts you may have a tough time. please also remember property valuations are not proof of funds as it is not accessible cash but rather proof as strong home ties.

pls check my question too

A friend of mine got his visa not long ago. He want to apply SOWP for his wify. Who should be the applicant? And should the Letter of Introduction be merged with the Family form or what?

The guy is with me now and I will appreciate swift response. Can he apply from Nigeria or wait till he gets to Canada? Any pro or con for applying from here?

Will everything be done from the principal applicant GIC account or the SP holder needs to do something?

Will their 6 years old daughter need visa?

Wife is 2 months pregnant will that affect her chance?

Will wife need to go to VAC in Abuja here?

Tnks

ClintonC:
If you are a lady interested in a serious relationship that can lead to marriage and you possess these attributes:
Christian and God fearing, good-looking, 25 -32 years, reside in the SE or SS, working class (employed or self-employed),

Please send a mail to: clintoncharles334@gmail.com let us start from there.

My Igbo brother. Try join Chosen na. Tnk me later bros

Tecno don dey try

Almightyprosper:
I need reasonable people to give me some advise here on how I can deal with such a huge fiasco,
The money isn't really my problem but she cheat and she has never accepted once even though I've evidence.
Is it appropriate to help her? Or help and give her road out0 of my life cause her cheating lifestyle has caused me more trauma than everyday..
This lady knew I had accident last week for God
Men with experience I await your response

Money is not your problem? U must be stupid. U no get siblings or family members? Money not your problem? One necklace go swallow everything u get! Better send whatever is shacking u to ur family members let them pray to God make E give u sense. Mumu

noble2faith:
And wetin do my profile pic.
Better than claiming to have millions in the social media world whereas in reality one is shadow of what he claims.

It is well

Cowbell521

To guys hustling and trying to make living, never carry your main ATM go club and no take ur transaction phone go club. Withdraw cash wey u wan spend. When U jam bigger men and correct hypman, D 9ja man in U go wan show say ur head dey there. B4 U no it, U don dey count millions

As an igbo man, 18m go secure land 4 some places in Abuja or Ajah

Easi get am plenty so U no go blame am

Modified: I think say na 18m based on headline. I dey see say na invoice sef. Abegi...

N150. 10 kobo cash and carry

noble2faith:
I know people like you very well. I have met and associated with some of them in the past. They bragged in abstract world like this forum while in reality church rats are richer than them.

The way you have been singing living in Abuja and riding VIP lounge twice in every of your comments tells either one of these two things about you:
1. Someone that has nothing in reality or
2. This is your first time of living affluent lifestyle.

The worst of all is saying you are better than someone you haven't met in reality. That is A-graded myopic foolishness laced with stupidity!

after seeing ur profile picture. Abeg have a nice day oga. It is well

ChildOfDoom:
I wonder how i realised so much and lost so much as well within a short period. At my hideout, i kept betting with online loans, loans from people and mischievously collecting from others. The total i owe will be about 600,000 naira. Hmm.. The evil spirit in me is bent on destroying me for good. This could be the end of the road for me. Thinking of running again. But I will be forfeiting the breakthrough i got here [with consequences]. What other options do i have please [no matter the risk]? [b]The more i try to use bet9ja virtual to solve my problems, the more i get enmeshed in more problems. [/b]Someone please help me! My brains and a life-changing opportunity from nairaland can help me pull through

Normal thing. Even 4 business. Just stop trying 2 sort ursef out 4 like 1 month. Ur head go open innovatively and U go make back ur money later

Uncle96:
U people tend to find jokes in everything, cruise in everything. A simple common sense and seriousness is now becoming far from some of you. You've lost touch with facts and a reality. Ask a question with common sense if u want an answer or else , you dont belong in this thread

But seriously, me sef wan no Y. U guys do marriage or something? Please share experience

Aphroditee:
cowbell521 you didn't see the full post before

I know his type. He is an Idiot. Lol. E shud drop D name of his imaginary boy's quarter care. I don't have his time again jare. Preparing 4 2maro

Kingstanding:
. I laughed in Chinese. You want me to drop my passport number, isn't? You must be crazy. For your information. Without knowing me and you have concluded that you're richer than I do, oh my goodness. You're a typical Nigerian. You don't know me and you just made the conclusion of getting richer than I do,infact stupidity is your surname.

I feel so lovely right now. So fvcking good of me. Happy Sunday

desiredhome:
What's wrong with this one bragging akpatta...
Empty drum's makes loudest noise

I feel good. Love U

Enyimbamercedes:
Please send your Lexus LX 570 and your ML 500. They are big enough. Thank you very much

Anyway, I’d love to indulge you but it’s time for Formula 1. Enjoy

Wow, so u went to read my post. Funny thing be say I never even click or check Ur profile. And I'm not going to. Lol. Am a full fledged igbo man.. our business and political ambition be D main thing. We don't lavish money. Sure u can depict that from my posts that U read.

Mee self don tire lol. Nice meeting U jare. Happy Sunday. Say Hi to ur beautiful baby

Enyimbamercedes:
Okay, that will be very nice of you!

I will need 3 cars cos I have 6 large suitcases unless you’ve got a Hilux or Tundra pickup. I haven’t confirmed my return date but when I do I will let you know. Please be at the airport early so you can park in front of the terminal exit.

Thank you once more

See him trying to discourage me. Which Idiot will spare his 3 cars for ordinary person just to prove point. I'll only pick u and ur wife and beautiful baby. My car is too classy 4 ur suitcase

Mention me when U arrive. Am serious about the pickup

TheGift:
I am always amused by people on Nairaland bragging to people they don’t know, who may even see their so called achievements as mediocre. People like you , bragging about living in Abuja and going into VIP lounge. Such small mindedness.

If U mistakenly reach my level, U go sabi what it means. For now, just focus on ur life and work hard