I did worse.
I wrote his name and mine on a piece of paper and placed it in a Bible.

Six months later, I changed my mind.

1. You don't love her, you want to love her and to be loved in return.
2. She has a boyfriend? Good, you are npw one of her boyfriends.
3. You love buying her gifts? That might make her later turn you to a 'helper'.
5. You have crossed the first huddle by becoming her friend. Now all you need to do is to gently and patiently wait while she discreetly verify your suitability as s Boyfriend.

Meanwhile, put on your best behavior and be PATIENT.

In the nearest future...
DNA verification will be mandatory at birth.

A former aspirant for Member of County Assembly (MCA) seat has put up one of his testicles for sale for Sh500,000. (About 17.5million Nigerian Naira).

Ian-HarrielKowiti, who hails from Uriri Constituency in Migori County, says he’s tired of living in squalor and poverty, and has opted to raise cash by selling one of his testicles.Kowiti, who tried his hands in politics in the last General Election as an independent candidate, is also willing to part with one of his kidneys for Sh1.5 million for ‘a local client,’ and three times that amount for ‘client’ based outside the country.

“What is the need of having two of them (testicles) dangling between my legs if I can still do the job perfectly with just one?” Kowiti posed in an interview with The Nairobian.“Imagine that there is someone out there who can’t have a child for one reason or another.

I just want to share what I have, for a little profit of course! I’m tired of being broke, yet I don’t need two testicles!” Kowiti said.Kowiti says that he’s selling his precious gem to better his life. However, the soft-spoken 27-year-old explains that money is not the motivation for selling his kidney.

“A doctor friend confirmed to me that you can lead a healthy and fulfilling life with just one kidney. It pains me that there is someone out there who is suffering because of kidney failure and has to spend so much money on dialysis. I have two functioning kidneys, and I consider it the right thing to do to give out one,” he explained.Kowiti added that, “I wouldn’t mind donating my kidney, it’s only that I am now financially constrained and wouldn’t mind some cash in exchange for the organ.

If I were to donate my kidney, the interested party would have to cater for the cost of surgery and my travel expenses, that is if the operation has to take place outside the country.”Though a man can still lead a healthy sex life with one testicle, medics have dismissed the idea of harvesting testicles.Speaking to The Nairobian, urologist Dr David Kimani said it is not possible to transplant testicles.“It is impossible.

I am only aware of penile transplant, but I have never heard of a procedure to transplant testicles,” he said.

Another medic, Dr Huldah Adhanja, said the fact that some people can be born with one testicle does not mean that those who have two can sell one and operate with the remaining one.

”She said there is no local expertise or facilities for testicular transplant, and even there were, patients would suffer from stigma due to cultural beliefs.“

Which man would accept to use another man’s testicles even if transplant was possible? This is madness!” she stated.

https://www.standardmedia.co.ke/article/2001312406/broke-kenyan-politician-selling-one-testicle-for-sh500-000

Excellent post.
Should have been a new thread.

Informative and explanatory. Thanks.

The trial of four undergraduates of the University of Lagos (UNILAG) and an undergraduate of Babcock University who allegedly gang-raped a female student, was on Monday stalled in an Ikeja Domestic Violence and Sexual Offences Court due to a change in counsel.

Moboluwaji Omowole, 19, Chuka Chukwu, 19, Peace Nwankama, 19, James Aguedu, 20 and Osemeka Josephine, 20 are alleged by the prosecution to be some of the students involved in the serial gang-rape of a UNILAG student within the premises of the institution.

The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports that following their arraignment on Feb. 26, Aguedo hired a new defence counsel, Mr Lawal Pedro (SAN) a former Solicitor-General of Lagos State and Permanent Secretary Ministry of Justice.

The cross-examination of the complainant (name withheld) on Monday could however not proceed due to Pedro request for an adjournment.

“My Lord, I just came into this matter and I am told that trial has begun, I thought the proceedings was for only hearing of the bail application.

“In order for justice to be done, I will need time to study the proof of evidence in this case in order to properly cross-examine the witness.

“In order not to frustrate the trial, I apply that my cross-examination should be adjourned and the other counsel should proceed with their cross-examination,” Pedro said.

Following the SAN’s submission, Justice Abiola Soladoye adjourned the case until May 2 for continuation of trial.

NAN reports that earlier during proceedings, the defence counsel to the students had via various applications asked the court to grant bail to the students who have been remanded for 21 days at the Kirikiri Prisons.

Their defence counsel had noted that the students had no prior criminal record and had all attended court proceedings since their arraignment at the Magistrate Court in March 2017

Mrs Abimbola Akeredolu (SAN) the defence counsel to Chukwu in her application said “The applicant does not constitute a flight risk, he is a student whose academic pursuits have been disrupted.

“Both parents work in Chevron and are present in court and they will ensure that he is present in court, he has never omitted to appear in court or whenever his appearance is needed,” she said.

Pedro (SAN) the counsel for Aguedo told the court “The charge against the defendant is a misdemeanor not a felony, the applicant is a current student of Babcock University, we have a letter before the court to show that he is a current student of the school.

“He is suffering from a back ailment that requires expert medical attention, we have documents from the National Orthopedic Hospital as proof , he has never abused the privilege of administrative bail given to him.

“We gave his birth certificate to show that at the time the alleged offence was committed, he was a minor, if bail is refused he will suffer undue hardship and his academic life will be truncated.

“He is from a religious family and his pastor has written to Babcock University to give them sufficient time to sort out his bail application,” he said.

Mr Rasak Abudu, the counsel to Omowole said the first defendant’s father had suffered an illness caused by his son’s criminal trial.

“The first defendant (Omowole) is a second year student of UNILAG, he would not jump bail and he has never defaulted coming to court and the has always been present with his parents.

“He has responsible parents, his father is critically ill as a result of this charge, his mother or any member of his family are ready to take his bail.

“The country is trying to reduce crime, constant exposure to the prison inmates will expose him further to crime, he was 17-years-old as at the time of the crime, he is now 19,” he said.

Mr O. C Aibangbee, the defence counsel to Nwankama asked the court to grant the third year student of Economics at UNILAG bail in liberal terms.


“My Lord’s granting the application will make the applicant attend her studies even though there is a pending charge,” he said.

Mr N. J Edechime, the counsel to Osemeka noted in his bail application noted that the fifth defendant is an only child of her mother.

“She is incapable of interfering with evidence and witnesses in the matter and she will not jump bail as

she is a third year student of Economics in UNILAG.

“If she is not granted bail, she will lose academic years, her mother is always in court as the applicant is her only child,” Edechime.

The prosecution team led by Mrs Fehinti Ogbemudia and Mrs Arinola Momoh-Ayokanbi in response asked the court to reject the bail applications of the Babcock University and UNILAG students.

They noted that due to the prevalence of the offence and weightiness of the punishment the court, the Judge should deny the students bail and grant accelerated hearing in the case.

Justice Soladoye adjourned the case until April 29 for ruling on Omowole, Chukwu, Nwankama and Osemeka’s bail application and Mar. 25 for the continuation of the hearing of Aguedo’s bail application.

NAN reports that the students face a three-count charge of defilement of a child, permitting the defilement of a child in a premises and procuration.

They deny the charges.

The complainant (name withheld) had on Feb. 26 testified that she was lured by Nwankama who was her roommate to High Rise, a staff quarters hostel at UNILAG.

She alleged that she was gang-raped at High Rise by eight students and the sexual assault video taped. She further alleged that she was blackmailed by the defendants and their accomplices who are now at large.

The complainant had in her testimony alleged that as a result of the blackmail, she was further subjected to more gang-rape by the students.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/unilag-gang-rape-change-of-counsel-stalls-trial/amp/


You may want to read about the previous arrangement.
https://www.nairaland.com/5048429/gang-raped-8-students-blackmailed-unilag

'Too good to be true" indeed!

You saw the price didn't match the ride??

Pix 6...
The real badass Ninja!

SAY NO TO TERRORISM

The Dimka's Coup Attempt of February 13, 1976


Just before 8:30 a.m. on February 13, 1976, the following curious announcement was heard on Radio Nigeria:

"Good morning fellow Nigerians,

This is Lt. Col. B. Dimka of the Nigerian Army calling.

I bring you good tidings. Murtala Muhammed's deficiency has been detected. His government is now overthrown by the young revolutionaries. All the 19 military governors have no powers over the states they now govern. The states affairs will be run by military brigade commanders until further notice.

All commissioners are sacked, except for the armed forces and police commissioners who will be redeployed.

All senior military officers should remain calm in their respective spots. No divisional commanders will issue orders or instructions until further notice.

Any attempt to foil these plans from any quarters will be met with death.

You are warned, it is all over the 19 states.

Any acts of looting or raids will be death.

Everyone should be calm.

Please stay by your radio for further announcements.

All borders, air and sea ports are closed until further notice.

Curfew is imposed from 6am to 6pm.

Thank you. We are all together."

Just prior to this broadcast, then Head of State, General Murtala Ramat Muhammed, along with his ADC (Lt. Akinsehinwa), Orderly and driver, had been assassinated on his way to work in a thin skinned black Mercedes Benz car without escorts. The unprotected car had slowed down at the junction in front of the Federal Secretariat in Ikoyi, Lagos, when a hit team which allegedly included Lt. William Seri and others, casually strolled up and riddled it with bullets.

Following confirmation of Muhammed's death, Lt. Col. Buka Suka Dimka, of the Army Physical Training Corps, who (along with some others) had been up for most of the night drinking champagne, then made a quick trip to the British High Commission at about 8 am where he demanded to be put in touch with General Gowon in Britain. He allegedly left a message through Sir Martin LeQuesne, saying Gowon should proceed to Togo and await further instructions.

Then he returned, initially accompanied by six others, to Ikoyi to seize the Radio Station. The martial music played was allegedly specially selected by a civilian worker, Mr. Abdulkarim Zakari, who had been alerted beforehand to do so.

Other hit teams simultaneously went after other key functionaries of the regime's trioka, namely the Chief of Staff, SHQ, Lt. Gen. Olusegun Obasanjo and the Army Chief, Lt. Gen. T. Y. Danjuma. The Military Governors of Kwara and Oyo States, Colonels Ibrahim Taiwo and David Jemibewon, respectively, were also targeted. Taiwo, who had been the national coordinator of the July 1975 coup that brought Mohammed to power, was abducted and killed by a team led by Major K. K. Gagara.

Jemibewon, whose name had been added to the list of targets by Lt. Col T. K. Adamu, merely because Adamu "did not like his face", escaped.

In response to a pro-coup broadcast (and other activities) from Benin-City by the Brigade Commander, Colonel Isa Bukar, counter-broadcasts dissociating other army units from the coup were made, first from Calabar by the Brigade Commander, Colonel Mamman J. Vatsa, and then from Kaduna on behalf of the GOC, Brigadier Alani Akinrinade.

As efforts were being made within the military to crush the revolt, University students in Lagos and Ibadan (among others) took to the streets to protest the coup. Later, when it became known that Dimka had visited the British High Commission on the day of the coup, some students attacked British and American facilities in Lagos.

The coup attempt eventually failed seven hours later, crushed by forces rallied and directed from a temporary base at Bonny camp by Lt. General T. Y. Danjuma, Chief of Army Staff, whose designated assassin (reportedly Lt. Lawrence Garba) had chosen at the last moment to spare him at the Marina Jetty, allegedly in part to avoid collateral casualties. When Danjuma got to the office and heard the radio broadcast, he held a brief "war council" with Colonels Bali and Babangida, then moved to Bonny camp to coordinate the resistance. Babangida was sent on a motor cycle to Ikeja Cantonment to get armoured vehicles. Supported by these vehicles he proceeded to Radio Nigeria, where he had a conversation with his close friend Dimka.

Dimka's initial reaction to Babangida's arrival was to ask him if he came to play "Chukwuma and Nwawo" with him; drawing a historical parallel with the negotiations between Colonel Conrad Nwawo (on behalf of Ironsi) and Major Patrick Nzeogwu in Kaduna in January 1966. However, Dimka got concerned with the presence of armored vehicles in the background and asked them to be withdrawn.

But it turns out that Babangida's orders had not been to negotiate a surrender or other outcome, but to stop the broadcast - by any means necessary - including destruction by shelling. When he made contact with Bonny Camp to report his activities at the radio station, this order was reiterated to him by General Danjuma, incredulous that a conversation with Dimka had even occurred and that the radio station was still playing Dimka's broadcast. A brief but fierce fire fight (reportedly led by Major Chris Ugokwe) subsequently dislodged the coup plotters from the station.

When shooting started Dimka simply walked away, past all the soldiers surrounding the building as well as driving through numerous checkpoints on his way, first to Jos and then eventually to Abakaliki where he was captured by Police in the company of a woman of easy virtue. At that time, public incredulity at his "escape" from Radio Nigeria led to speculations that he was assisted. But many years later, in April 1990, a similar 'escape' from a siege of supposedly loyal troops was executed by Lt. Col. Gabriel Nyiam and Major Saliba Mukoro.

General Olusegun Obasanjo (rtd) has written that he was late in leaving home that day on account of a visit by Brigadier Olu Bajowa to get a name for his new baby. When it became apparent that there was trouble, Obasanjo executed an escape and evasion maneuver, spent most of the day at the house of a civilian friend in Ikoyi monitoring the situation by telephone, but later emerged to become the Head of State. His would be assassins mistook then Colonel Dumuje for him along Awolowo road in Lagos, seriously wounding that officer. The specifics of how that happened remain a matter of conjecture particularly since the car of a Lt. General would have had three stars mounted on the license plate. Whether Dumuje was riding in Obasanjo's car is a curious possibility that has never been clarified. Or perhaps the hit men were drunk and could not tell one flag from another.

Subsequent evidence, allegedly based on documents and tapes discovered at the station, suggests that Dimka had actually planned a second broadcast which he never got to make. The broadcast would have gone like this:

"Fellow Nigerians,

This is Lt. Col. BS Dimka. I now explain why we the Young Revolutionaries of the Armed Forces have found it necessary to overthrow the six month old government of Murtala. On the 29th July 1975 the Government of General Gowon was overthrown. Some of the reasons given for the change were:

a. Corruption
b. Indecision
c. Arrest and detention without trial
d. Weakness on the part of the Head of State
e. Maladministration in general and a host of other malpractice.
Every honest Nigerian will agree with me that since the change over of government there has not been any physical development in the whole country generally.

All we have is arbitrary dismissal of innocent Nigerians who have contributed in no less amount to the building of this great nation. A Professor was arrested, detained, dismissed and later taken to court on an article which every honest Nigerian will agree that all the points contained in that article were 100% truth. The sad point about it all is that those who initiated the retirement or dismissal exercise are the worst offenders. You will be informed about the ill-gotten wealth in my next announcement.

The acting General Manager of the Nigerian Airways was invited to the Dodan Barracks and detained without trial. The people of this country have been living in a state of fear. The Armed Forces promotion exercise is still fresh in your minds. Whatever reasons they have for the promotion one can only say that they are ambitious. They in fact took over power to enrich themselves.

We are convinced that some of the programmes announced for a return to civilian rule are made to favor a particular group. To mention only one. Maitama Sule is a politician. But has been appointed Chief of Commissioners for Complaints. This is to prepare him for the next political head at all cost. How many of you know that Maitama Sule is on a salary of N17,000 p.a.?

In view of what I have just said and a lot more which time will not permit me to mention, we the Young Revolutionaries have once again taken over the Government to save Murtala from total disgrace and prevent him from committing further blunders and totally collapsing the country before he runs away in the name of retirement to enjoy the huge fortune he got through bribe which he has now stored outside this country. I believe that charity should begin at home.

Please stay by your radio for further announcements.

We are all together."

The Obasanjo regime, however, later issued a public statement proffering its own explanation for the Dimka coup attempt. The four reasons given by the government were that :

1. The plotters felt the Murtala government was abandoning Nigeria's traditional non-aligned posture and going "communist".

2. The plotters were opposed to recent Army promotions and the appointment of Danjuma as Army Chief.

3. The plotters intended to restore General Gowon to office

4. The plotters intended to restore all previous military governors to office, as well as restore all retired public servants back to office. Any subsequent retirement was to be based on legal due process. (As of that time about 11,000 civil servants and over 200 army officers had been summarily retired across the country)

Seven days of national mourning were declared and flags flew at half mast.

Following up on the opinion of the Obasanjo regime at the time, that General Gowon "knew and by implication, approved" of the plot (based on Dimka's testimony regarding a brief encounter during a trip he had earlier made to London), a formal request for him to be extradited from Britain was made on March 24, 1976.

General Gowon himself strongly denied the charge. The British government rejected the extradition request and made it plain through back-channels that if the Nigerian government insisted too strongly on getting Gowon back, Nigerian leaders should be prepared to deal with British coldness if (as individuals) they one day found themselves in exile. Publicly, diplomatic relations with Britain, however, took a nose dive and Gowon, without trial, was dismissed as an officer (albeit retired) in the Nigerian Armed Forces. (He was later reinstated by President Shagari).

As expected, mass arrests were made after the coup failed, not just of active duty and retired soldiers, but also civilians. Major C.D. Dabang, an inner circle officer who had pleaded with Dimka to delay the coup until he was well enough to take part, was still undergoing treatment at the Military Hospital in Lagos when soldiers arrived, disconnected his drip and took him away. Many important figures of the Gowon era were arrested and quizzed. There is at least one, known to this author, who is very lucky to be alive today.

At least two Boards of Inquiry sat (including those chaired by Brigadiers Obada and Eromobor). Death sentences passed by a separate Special Military Tribunal were confirmed by the Supreme Military Council. However, it remains unclear to this day to what extent certain individuals who were shot were actually involved in the Dimka coup. Among others, Col A.D.S. Wya is frequently mentioned.

The first batch of executions was announced by Brigadier Shehu Yar'Adua, who had just been double promoted from the rank of Lt. Col. He went on television (Channel 10) to say "They are being shot about now". This was followed the next morning by a gleeful headline in the Daily Times that read: "Thirty-Two shot in Round One". Another batch, including Dimka himself, was to follow later.

However, two NCOs, Sergeant Clement Yildar and Corporal Dauda Usman escaped and were never found.

They were declared wanted. To this day, they have not (to my knowledge) surfaced.

Those executed included:

1. Major General I.D. Bisalla (Defence Commissioner)
2. Joseph Gomwalk (Ex-Governor of Benue-Plateau)
3. Col. A.D.S. Wya
4. Col Isa Bukar
5. Lt. Col. T.K. Adamu
6. Lt. Col A.B. Umoru
7. Lt. Col B.S. Dimka
8. Lt. Col. Ayuba Tense
9. Major C.D. Dabang
10. Major Ola Ogunmekan
11. Major J.W. Kasai
12. Major J.K. Afolabi
13. Major M.M. Mshelia
14. Major I.B. Rabo
15. Major K.K. Gagara
16. Capt. M.R. Gotip
17. Capt. M. Parvwang
18. Capt. J.F. Idi
19. Capt. A.A. Aliyu
20. Capt. S. Wakian
21. Capt. Austin Dawurang
22. Lt. A.R. Aliyu
23. Lt. William Seril
24. Lt. Mohammed
25. Lt. E.L.K. Shelleng
26. Lt. O. Zagmi
27. Lt. S. Wayah
28. Lt. S. Kwale
29. Lt. Peter Cigari
30. Lt. Lawrence Garba
31. Seven (7) non-commissioned officers
32. Mr. Abdulakarim Zakari (civilian broadcaster)
Others were retired or dismissed or imprisoned.

General Gowon's relatives in the armed forces were hounded out or jailed. But in 1981 a former member of the SMC, Lt. Gen Alani Akinrinade (rtd) openly admitted in an interview with the Punch newspaper that there wasn't a strong case against General Gowon.

SOME SHORT AND LONG TERM CONSEQUENCES

Although the new Obasanjo led team that came to office (against Obasanjo's "personal wish and desire"wink pledged to continue along the footsteps of Muhammed, the so-called Dimka coup had lasting military and non-military, judicial, domestic and foreign policy effects.

It was the first time since the executions of Banjo, Ifeajuna, Alale and Agbam on September 25, 1967 in Enugu, by Ojukwu, that anyone was being executed for that alleged offence within Nigeria's colonial borders. It led to the promulgation - by the Obasanjo regime - of certain retrospective decrees which made 'concealment of treason' an offence punishable with a life sentence and created new "Special Military Tribunal" laws justifying mass executions for coup participation which have remained with us until the recent initiative in the Legislature. Indeed, when General Obasanjo (rtd) was tried in 1995 on suspicion of concealment of treason by the Abacha regime, it was the law he signed into effect just under 20 years before, which was pulled off the shelf and used to charge him. It later emerged that the charge was frivolous and he was lucky to survive the Abacha gulag. However, it did not escape notice that others charged under that decree in the past may not have been so lucky. Indeed notions of Treason and Treasonable felony in Nigerian Military Tribunal Law and their consistency with the governing laws of Nigeria still need to be revisited. And the complex intrigues of the coup investigative process also need to be addressed. There are people who were officially cleared of all charges relating to the Dimka coup in 1976 who still barely escaped getting shot "on contract" at Kiri-Kiri prison.

The Dimka coup was a national security embarrassment. Efforts by then Inspector General of Police, MD Yusuf, to resign were rebuffed. But the coup led directly to the creation of the National Security Organization (NSO), whose first Director, then Brigadier Abdulai Mohammed was recalled from his post as a Governor. However, the existence (since 1976) of the NSO and its by-product, the SSS, has not stopped coups in Nigeria, as events since then have demonstrated.

Except for the use of Peugeot cars, the so called "low profile" policy of the Muhammed regime was largely jettisoned. Key figures became better protected by accompanying troops. The Brigade of Guards was disbanded and new troops rotated in.

The leadership style of the regime changed.

Muhammed's hard charging, occasionally impulsive style was replaced by a steadier and level headed but still dictatorial approach. Then Brigadier Shehu Yar'Adua's new role in the Trioka as Chief of Staff, SHQ, launched him into his subsequent national political career when he left office. Other relationships forged in the trials and tribulations of the painful events surrounding the Dimka coup were to last for many years after - such as that between President Olusegun Obasanjo, his Defence Minister, Lt. Gen. TY Danjuma (rtd) and his Chief of Staff, Major General Abdulai Mohammed (rtd).

Although already known for toughness from his July 1966 and civil war days, General Danjuma's stature as "the man in charge of the Army" was reinforced by his bold leadership during the coup. Indeed, he could quite easily have taken over the country if he wanted - assuming meanings would not have been read into it by geopolitical pundits.

Then Colonel Ibrahim Babangida became a pop hero for supposedly flushing Dimka out of Radio Nigeria, although the exact nature of his 'negotiation' with Dimka at NBC was never clarified. He was to emerge again on the national scene in 1983 and 1985. It was not until an interview in the Guardian with Lt. Col G.

Nyiam in April 2000, that the unsung role of Col.

Chris Ugokwe (rtd) at the radio station that day in 1976 became public knowledge.

The diplomatic effects, particularly on Anglo-Nigerian relations, have been discussed. Both countries recalled their ambassadors and it was not until 1979 that the resident Nigerian High Commissioner in London was replaced.

Domestically, the coup crystallized political tensions between the Moslem far north and the Christian middle belt which were not altogether new, but have persisted in one form or another. As can be recognized, most of those executed were of Plateau State origin. But the curious notion of a 'Plateau group' in the Army never did die. It resurrected many years later as the "Langtang Mafia".

Lastly, it made the late General Murtala Muhammed a hero. According to General James Oluleye who was then Finance Commissioner, quite apart from a state burial, naming monuments after him and fulfilling obligations for his pension and gratuity as a Four Star General, the government infused a large amount of cash directly into his estate to protect his family from future financial embarrassment.

https://www.nairaland.com/4004770/remembering-lt-col-buka-suwa

How I wish I am you!

I lost my only love over 10 years ago.
The appearance in my dreams has become seldom. How I wish I am you.
I have read tons of material on death and afterlife and concluded that 'life goes on.

You are gifted. That's why he stays in contact. He would have tried without success to contact others. Not everyone has the ability to 'receive' and not every decedent has the ability to 'send'.

Relax and Time will erode the frequency of your dreams. Meanwhile, try keep a diary of your dreams. It's very valuable.

How I wish I am you!

'God' bless his soul and God bless you.

Stop squatting with married people.

This is the yearb 2018.
This is not the digital age.
It is the quantum age.
In the list of prerequisites for strong relationship, sex does not command the lofty position it once did,

In one word, the answer is Yes.

Flooded roads during heavy rains.
In case of fire, batteries become Bombs.

Lolzzzz.
Where is the electricity to power the steel mill going to come from?

Sadly...
He is married already...
Married to his business.

Swallow it.
If you are still alive tomorrow, it's paracetamol.

Go girl.
You won!
You'll be chief mourner at his funeral.

Don't get married, your children wouldn't exist.
By the way, If your dad didn't get married, you wouldn't have existed either.

Swap the SIM with mine and 'borrow' it for a night would suit me fine.
I want to see everything, and I mean Everything.

Should men be held responsible when robbed,
because they dress fashionably and drive choice cars?

So you accidentally uttered another girl’s or boy’s name while in bed with bae.

If they heard you it’s probably going to be awkward, the sex may even come to a pause. Your partner may even be hurt at this point.

However here are a few ways to fix it as fast as possible so you can get back in the mood:

1. Don’t get defensive or be dismissive.
It probably isn’t fun hearing someone’s name, so allow them to distance themselves to process the same. Respect their feelings.

2. Reassure your partner that this was a mistake.

3. Make a joke out of it.

For example, start rattling off other girls’ or boys’ names humorously.

4. Convince your partner that you are totally into them and only them.

5. Next time, make sure you’re not so loud.

If you can’t trust yourself to not say it again, then make sure you try and speak low or whisper.

Crazy

After the mourning period!
After any significant evidence has been altered?
Investigations are usually commenced immediately.

She knew the other guy in a static environment that promotes conversation.
Professing love on the street doesn't encourage her to talk much further.
If you have started with plain friendship, you would have been in better stead.
Try to turn your 'I love you' to let's be good friends.

Get yourself involved in any combat sport...
Boxing, karate, MMA, Taekwando...
It will boost your physique, an added bonus is
whether in deed or in speech, your confidence will become CONFIDENCE.

Really..
Are you that poor?

Go to..
BBC.com

Congrats on your decision to get married.
There's is no major requirements than to attend.
You can ask any question during the course of the first session.
Your intended spouse could also partner you in making further enquiries from the specific church.

Tell her that you planned to make her very, very angry and everything you said or did was planned.
It was all a Test of her devotion and love.
Tell her she passed, and you love and appreciate her the more!

And you better go and find out the price of engagement rings.