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@Poster.

Good luck.

happylady:
ok so the guy chases and chases calls and calls and your sick and tired and not bothered
after a while you get womanly feelings of feeling sorry for him
and decide to give him the time of day
after a while you dont care but you make yourself appear to care so you dont look like a hoe only wanting sex
then after a longer while you start to enjoy doing things for him
he takes the piss,


ladies enjoy the chase well eurgh its not really enjoying for me
stick to your natural insticts and dont respond to thier nastyness dont try make yourself care even when you dont

Ok

Says who?

So whose the unlucky winner.

So where is jaybee?

190:
Are you talking to me!!

Who else is with us in this room?

Ok, let's start talking.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=584669.msg7520096#msg7520096 date=1294889024]Are you getting all those cars to impress someone?[/quote]Yea it's to impress you ladies.

190:

Wetin do your face.

Nice thread, but it won’t work on Nigerian girls.

Yea my dear it’s so sad.

Life screws us all; no one comes out alive in this miserable journey we find ourselves in.

Let’s just hope that we won’t get screwed before our time.

[quote author=D-sense link=topic=584290.msg7519897#msg7519897 date=1294883613]^^^You know i've bleeped a girl that way before . . .Very gratifying [/quote]I know you must have Bleep*ed the life outta her knowing that - that area of her body would be kept under lock and key for the rest of your life.

Very gratifying indeed.

Omolola1:
@crazyman, u nor well!

Then stop staring at me; take me to a hospital before I collapse here.

iice:
[color=#9900ff]I'm so happy for you CK.
May more and more worshipers come to your shrine ooo.
Sixth car for which wife now? [/color]

You know na

Awwwwwwwwww, I'm touched by your concern.

My dear this year is my year of breakthrough.

Lot's and lots of people are trooping into my shrine due to the number of fake pastors and ineffective prayers on ground.

So as a result of that, I doubled my consultation price.

So possibly by his Grace, I should get my 6th car next month.

Beans and okro soup.

@Poster.

How would you feel if you were the one being dumped due to some awful tribal marks given to you by your parents?

If it's properly cooked, I would eat it.

My dearest iice happy new year, how body na?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww, two beatuiful ladies are fighting for me.

I feel on top of the world.

@Poster.

You’re just 8 and your guy dumped you; rokiatu is 68, and we’re dating happily without any problem.

Infact I’m even pestering her to add more weight.

My dear d-sense, that's the way foward.

I would wish her well provided she gives me her forbidden fruit for the last time.

@Ogaga.

Happy new year bro; longest time.

@Topic.

Well they can't be on Nairaland for ever.

Just like the old saying. 20 children cannot play together for 20 years.

@Topic.

Because they are jobless.

Thread locked.

Just ask the member on the forum for his/her e-mail address.

It's almost impossible to send a member a private message because every member values his/her privacy.

My Answer goes thus;

I love you because I had no choice.

Secondly you’re getting old and I felt so sorry for you – so out of pity, I decided to ask you out.

That my dear is why I love you.

Good kuck dear.