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Ok

Thanks

Rice and beans

@bacterium. Maybe you were given somalia or uganda food to taste. Because as far as am concerned, Nigerian food doesn't smell as awful as that.

Like sweets like tom tom, vics and so on. They would give you fresher breath.

Lets see . . . . . Ok here's it. I jumped into River Niger the day I saw my girl kissing another guy. but I no die

It's ok

@Ebony-silk. Since Tope is so scared, I shall grant you your request.

Ozu ola. Its ok there's no need for all these outburst. @Adam even if J-girl decided to criticize you; she's a girl and maybe she was just pulling your legs, why take it personal? It's not like you're seeing her. This is a forum, and everyone is entilted to his or her own opinion. So don't take things too personal.

Ebony silk & Tope. You two must be funny. American express card. Anyway my shrine is open in case you want to make it a reality. You shall have all your wishes ;d

@Adam. Its enough. I don't know what you'll gain in what you're doing. You claim to be heart broken. But Nairaland isn't the right place to pour out you fustration. We're all humans here so please respect peoples personality.

Hello guys/girls, why all the verbal attack, we're all one big happy family. So lets unite and stop this show of shame.

Another Iice thread again, *sighs*

I don't know

I don't think Seun should make a chat room on Nairaland. Because if he does, the quality of the forum would fall as everyone would be rushing to the chat room to look for a partner.

I don't think humans are meant to be singe. I'd rather stick to one girl than jumping from girl to girl.

I think they (ladies) find dark guys more attractive than the fair ones.

@Ebony-silk. Thank God you've confessed. Na so una de do.

Me give my girl friend access to my ATM, God forbid. I might joke with other things, but when it comes to money, am red alert. What if we breakup, so it would mean that she would have direct access to my cash. And you know how girls behave, she won't mind drying up your whole account.

He should run and not look back. Abi e wan marry mad person?

Well I think its worth it. Most especially when there's a price attached to your efforts.

I guess we're making progress because am that guy.

Ok ok. I shall speak in parables. There were two strangers who have never met each other but had a soft spot for themselves. One day one of the strangers decide to take this lust to the next level. He rented a house, bought a car, got married and decided to meet to the other (girl) . As faith would have it, on the day he was to meet her, tragedy struck. His house got burnt, his car got stolen, but that didn't bother him. He made up his mind that he would meet her that day and nothing would stop him. He took his bath, brushed his teeth and set out. On the way, he was robbed of all his belongings including his handset. But he was so determined to see her that he treeked almost 2 Kilometers to the appointed place. Now if you were such a girl, would you reject that guy.

Abi now? Most girls would be ready to milk guys dry.

The question was that we could start something from here. And the answer was. . . . . Was. . . Was. . . Was . . . Yes.