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Romance › Re: Can You Have A Cultist As A Lover by CrazyMan(m): 1:44am On Oct 09, 2008
Every human being belongs to an Occultic directly or indirectly and the all have wives and girl friends. I hope I've answered your question
Romance › Re: A Girl Of 16 Just Gave Birt To A Bounsing Baby Boy,belongin To Her Dad. by CrazyMan(m): 1:52am On Oct 08, 2008
Am always on the the national dailys (News papers) 2 4 7, and I've never come across such story. So I hope you won't mind giving us your source. Or was it a dem say story?
Romance › Re: Two Virgins Getting Married by CrazyMan(m): 1:47am On Oct 08, 2008
I think it would be good because both parties won't have to worry about past life, how many girls did he date, how many guys has she slept with. Such issues kill relationships.
Romance › Re: Caveat Emptor:i Want To Temporarily Close Down This Forum,if Possible,hack It Down by CrazyMan(m): 1:41am On Oct 08, 2008
And for your information, CEVEAT EMPTOR means Let the buyer beware. No one has placed a bid on Nairaland so I se no reason why you used that word or do you think we're illetrates huh
Romance › Re: Caveat Emptor:i Want To Temporarily Close Down This Forum,if Possible,hack It Down by CrazyMan(m): 1:36am On Oct 08, 2008
If you don't like this section, then leave. For your information, Nairaland is an interactive forum where people from different parts of the world come and share their problems what a feeling that it would be solved. So my dear, there's no way nairaland would be shut down.
Nairaland General › Re: I Have A Confession To My Nairaland Friends by CrazyMan(m): 8:57pm On Jul 21, 2008
Well there's nothing like being straight foward; am glad you remembered that in time  wink
Romance › Re: Standby Generator by CrazyMan(m): 8:53pm On Jul 21, 2008
onyinye2:
hmmm, this is truly questionable. im still a little doubtful about your posts.
How? or you don't believe me alright I would explain a clear terms.

Let’s use you for example; you’re in love with a guy and you know this guy really wants marriage with you.

Then all of a sudden, another guy comes into the picture; you tell him you already have a boyfriend and because of your irresistible beauty he doesn’t mind; he still insist on wanting to be with you.

Now from my own opinion even if that guy eventually gets you, you can’t expect him to love you because he already know you’re in a relationship all he wants is a taste of your beauty.

So you can’t call that competition because there is no love all that is there is lust of the flesh; and if by chance your boyfriend happens to see you together with him, then that would spell doom for the you because you would end up heart broken.

So do you now understand?
Romance › Re: Standby Generator by CrazyMan(m): 8:39pm On Jul 21, 2008
onyinye2:
so you never competed with another guy over a girl?? hmmm, sounds a little like lying to me.
Don't get me wrong; even if I compete for a girl, it would be for the lust I have for her not love; it would be just to satisfy my physical desire that all.

There's no way I can love a girl whom I know loves another guy; it makes no sense.
Jokes Etc › Re: Tu Face Gets 7th Child Out Of Wedlock by CrazyMan(m): 8:34pm On Jul 21, 2008
It's no longer news
Romance › Re: Got A New Man, Got A New Everything by CrazyMan(m): 8:33pm On Jul 21, 2008
Family › Re: I Am Desperate To Be Married, Please What Can I Do by CrazyMan(m): 8:24pm On Jul 21, 2008
You said you’re holy how come you haven’t met bother John or Brother Peter?

Stick to your faith and believe since you claim to be a born again; I would suggest that you engage and commit yourself to the things of God; move closer to God and become a regular face in church activities.

Am sure that in less than two years some nice guy might just notice you and who knows, you might just get married.

But please and please don’t be desperate like you stated in your post; if you ask me, I would say it is better to be a single girl than to be married to a monster.
Romance › Re: Standby Generator by CrazyMan(m): 8:16pm On Jul 21, 2008
I can’t compete with another guy over a girl; it doesn’t make any sense;

You know deep down in you that you’re her second choice so why put yourself on standby when there are lots and lots of beautiful girls out there itching for men to ask them out.
Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by CrazyMan(op): 8:12pm On Jul 21, 2008
An Igbo man was fetching water in a well; suddenly he lost balance and fell into the well; he began to shout for help; fortunately one of his sons heard him scream and came to help him.

Son: Papa what’s the matter?

Man: Junior help

Son: Papa am coming what should I do?

Man: Go to Mama Joe and buy rope so you can get me out of here.

[Few minutes later, the son returns with the rope]

Son: Papa I’ve bought the rope grab it so I can pull you out.

Man: Wait; how much did you buy it?

Son: N200

Man: What! Go and return it back it’s too expensive.
Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by CrazyMan(op): 8:07pm On Jul 21, 2008
An Igbo man was fell sick and was about to die.

His wife and two sons decided to pay him a visit in the clinic in which he was admitted

On getting there, the following discussions ensure.

Igbo man: Nkechi, is that you?

Wife: Yes my husband, how are you doing?

Igbo man: Am fine

[Turns his head]

Igbo man: Ifenayi you’re here also?

Ifeanyi: Yes papa

Igbo man: Any you too Ebuka.

Ebuka: Yes papa

Igbo man: You are here Ebuka is here, who is at the shop?
Jokes Etc › Re: Saucekid And His Wife, Ibkaye by CrazyMan(m): 8:01pm On Jul 21, 2008
Ha very funny
Romance › Re: Does A Broken Home Affect Future Romance? by CrazyMan(m): 8:00pm On Jul 21, 2008
Haven’t you heard the saying?

“Like father like son”

“Like mother like daughter

If a child comes from a broken home, then there is a possibility that either his relationship or that of either his brother or sister would experience similar problems; because the seed has been sown into that family by their parents.
Jokes Etc › Re: Plastic Surgery by CrazyMan(m): 7:55pm On Jul 21, 2008
Cool keep it up.
Romance › Re: Help! So Scared Of A Heart Break by CrazyMan(m): 7:54pm On Jul 21, 2008
Distant relationships don’t work my dear.

Look for someone else who’s much closer to you.

Good luck!
Romance › Re: Date Shields: How Do You Get Rid Of Them? by CrazyMan(m): 7:17pm On Jul 21, 2008
You have a point.

But if a girl finds out that she loves a guy or has feelings for a guy even though the started as just friends; the should be bold enough to admit it before him instead of being jealous anytime she sees him with someone else.

That's the only way such a realation can move foward; because the guy would feel glad and happy for that bold step she took and believe me, he won't take her for granted any more.
Romance › Re: Date Shields: How Do You Get Rid Of Them? by CrazyMan(m): 7:08pm On Jul 21, 2008
Question is why would a guy hook up himself with a girl who shows no interest for him but gets jealous when she sees him with some other girl?

Only a foolish guy would put himself in such bondage.
Nairaland General › Re: My Top Girls,,check It Out by CrazyMan(m): 7:04pm On Jul 21, 2008
The pics isn't bad anyway; but not too fine sha
Jokes Etc › Jesus Is The Answer by CrazyMan(op): 6:36pm On Jul 21, 2008
A 5 year old boy went to church one sunday and his sunday school told him that Jesus is the answer to all his questions and problem in life.

When he got to school the following day (monday) he was given the following questions in class.

2+2= he wrote Jesus

4+4= He wrote Jesus

5+5= He wrote Jesus

When the submitted his work to his teacher; the teacher was so suprised to see that he (the boy) wrote Jesus in all his sums - so he call him to enquire why he wrote Jesus; and the little boy simply responded by saying Jesus is the answer.
Jokes Etc › Re: Jesus And Terminator by CrazyMan(m): 2:08pm On Jun 18, 2008
Real blasphemy I watched it a couple of times.
Romance › Re: I Am Married, My Boss Is Married But We Are Still Dating! by CrazyMan(m): 1:59pm On Jun 18, 2008
I wish I knew your friends husband; I would have told him the kind of woman he’s married to.
Family › Re: Should Husbands Be Allowed Into The Labour Room? by CrazyMan(m): 1:50pm On Jun 18, 2008
Wait a minute. . .

You’re thiefofhearts right? shocked shocked shocked
Family › Re: Could She Have Changed Her Mind After 11yrs by CrazyMan(m): 1:43pm On Jun 18, 2008
I smell something is not right somewhere.

Is she expecting God to come down from heaven and show her the man to marry?

Every woman wants to get married; and every woman is itching to hear a man propose marriage to her; so for a woman to keep you waiting when you know you’re both ready means something isn’t right somewhere.

What I think is that there might be someone else and she’s now in a position to choose one of them so she’s begging more time from your friend so as to enable her make the right choice.
Family › Re: Should Husbands Be Allowed Into The Labour Room? by CrazyMan(m): 1:35pm On Jun 18, 2008
I think the husband should be allowed into the labour room; but my reasons are different.

A man should be allowed, so he can see what his wife is going through; most men don’t know the pains women go through in childbirth; so it’s good the husband is present so he can see things for himself and love her more.
Nairaland General › Re: Banned And Back by CrazyMan(m): 1:33pm On Jun 18, 2008
huh
Family › Re: What Would U Do If U Gave Ur Mom Money To Buy U A Land & She Use It For Herself? by CrazyMan(m): 1:21pm On Jun 18, 2008
This is a very simple case.

1. Are you the first born? If yes then you don’t need to bother yourself you would inherit back your property when she passes away.

2. How old is your mother? If she’s above sixty, then stop wasting your money in court just keep your fingers cross until the day she dies; from your post, you are the most successful child she has so once she joins her ancestors you would have no obstacle; so cheer up and focus on your lie over there one can’t live forever.
Family › Re: Misunderstanding Last Night ! by CrazyMan(m): 1:11pm On Jun 18, 2008
Well every human get angry once in a while; but if you ask me, I would say you over reacted.

There is still room for reconciliation; just go to your mum and your younger sister and apologize to them; there’s not need keeping malice with people living in the same house with you; it makes no sense.

Apologize to them and move on with your life.

Good luck!

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