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Be diligent in your duties - Big things may come in small sizes.

Your being diligent at your workplace might land you that dream job tomorrow.

Your place of primary assignment may be a primary or secondary school, but the principal of the school may be the wife of a well connected fellow. Just be good!

kanmifad: ladies can u allow dis/ men can u do dis on your weeding day

God for bid.

Good morning all...I saw this joke somewhere, just felt like sharing it here.

A Nigerian guy living in sweden smartly married a swedish lady, so as too be legally certified with resident permit, but the lady wasn't aware of this.

He lied to the lady that he's from kenya because of the bad reputation of Nigerian guys in that part of sweden.

After their wedding, the lady returnd home one day and informed the guy (her husband) that she met her friend, a swedish lady also married too a kenyan and will like them to have a dinner together.

The Nigerian guy was disturbed and kept thinking how he wil get out of dis dark spot.

He postponed and postponed the proposed dinner until he got tired of postponing. Finally the D-DAY came, they all sat down in a resturant. Our Nigerian guy was very quiet and sweating profusely inspite of the cold atmosphere of Sweden (-8C).

The ladies askd their husbands to communicate in their local dialect since they are both from same country (kenya).

The Nigerian guy being a man of great savvy decided he will just speak Ibo, if the other guy doesn't understand, he will claim that he is from another tribe and region in kenya.

He said "Nwanne a wum nwafo owerri, owerre Nchi ise, I wu kwanu onye olee, daa?

The other kenyan lookd up and replied "Ah Nwanne, ekele diri chineke, onye na asuru ndigbo uzo ha. E chekwe m na enwela m nsogbu taa. Abu dim nwafo Mbaise ahu. Nwanne birikwe o! They shook hands and embraced each other to the admiration of the ladies. (NWANNE DI NA MBA)

[quote author=Donalð Genes]on a more cursory look,one won't be able to discern if it's well Photoshopped.i doubt[/quote]I believe its photoshopped.

corpROYAL: So what happen to this one
https://www.nairaland.com/1070004/chat-room-nysc-batch-c
Why can you go and blck it. You think I don't ave my sense. You should go block that one and call it a duplicate if you can block my own thread and treat it as a duplicate.
You see, you are just given a previledge here as a moderator and you are misusing it. What will now happen if you are given higher position in a real world. You will missuse it.

This Section (NYSC) was created June last year...you can't compare the way things were done then when the section was newly created to now when its firmly rooted.

There has to be an order that's why you have the rules dispayed clealy before you make any posts...those rules weren't there last year.

Go and read the rules...

Now you're getting me angry...if you choose to remain blind then that's your problem...I'm done spoon feeding you.

Secondly, I moved your complainant topic to the general section...meaning it isn't hidden.

This would be my last response to you. Have a nice day.

Uniquexty: Really having fun down here. # Give me the soundtrack# mehn, my cousins are the real thing. Happy night, cute otondos.... Wata gwan?

Nne longest time...hope you're good?

2013 batch B thread already exist...yours is a duplication that why it would remain locked.

Find the link of the 2013 batch B thread below.

https://www.nairaland.com/1163849/prospective-nysc-batch-b-2013

corpROYAL: Crazyman close the trend I created on "Chatting Room for prospect NYSC 2013 Batch B corpers" without cogent reason. this trend is created for chattingroom for 2013 Batch B corp to chat and meeting themselves. it is not to duplicate any topic because, there is a trend like this for 2012 Batch C corp members that also serve as their chattingroom. I want all members to be aware of this unjust attitude. This forum is created for everyone of us to be benefit by our amiable founder Oluwaseun may GOD increase him the more. For the Crazyman, you need to take things easy because you are not the owner.because I follow due process and procedure before I creat my topic. I want my fellow nairalanders and corp member to be aware of this.

You should take a look at the link I provided when I closed your thread before you continue your accusations...The thread you created was for 2013 Batch B corps members.

The link I provided when I closed your thread was to inform you that a similar thread already exists...we can't have two batch B threads running simultaneously that's why I had to close yours.

find the link below.

https://www.nairaland.com/1163849/prospective-nysc-batch-b-2013

corpROYAL: @Crazyman close this trend without cogent reason. this trend is created for chattingroom for 2013 Batch B corp to chat and meeting themself it is not to duplicate any topic because, there is a trend like this for. 2012 Batch C corp member that also serve as their chattingroom. kindly help on check this issue. thanks

The thread you created was for 2013 Batch B corps members.

The link I provided when I closed your thread was to inform you that a similar thread already exists...we can't have two batch B threads running simultaneously that's why I had to close yours.

jechona: osun Stae.

Wao...that's good then...I wasn't aware of that.

bones101: can someone use white hitops sneakers as tennis shoes in camp?

Sure you can...but it must be white.