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I luv that name. Haven't seen a girl go by that name tho..

KingTom:
fixed

Hehehe.. Yup! No regrets.

KingTom:
you wan make I sing tire today Abi. The pinky and the brain the pinky and the brain one is a genius the other's insane they're laboratory mice their genes have been sliced. The pinky the pinky and the brain brain brain brain brain brain brain brain brain. Before each night is done their plan will be unfurled by the dawning of the Sun they'll take over the world. The pinky and the brain the pinky and the brain thier twilight campaign is easy to explain to prove thier mousy worth they'll overthrow the earth the pinky the pinky and the brain brain brain brain brain brain brain brain narf

Ur childhood was fun.

KingTom:
Danger mouse and the Scooby Doo made my Saturday mornings Scooby Dooby doo where are you we got some work to do now come on Scooby Doo is see you I know you got that villain you know we got a mystery to solve and Scooby Doo is right before your eyes don't look back and Scooby Doo if you come through you're gonna have yourself a Scooby snack that's a fact

Yeah.. Luvd watching Cadbury's breakfast television every Saturday morning... Pinky and the Brain, Biker mice from Mars etc... Twas fun..

KingTom:
he's the greatest he's fantastic he's the greatest he's a genius he's the best. Danger mouse paramparamparam danger mouse paramparamparam danger mouse!!! Blow!!!!!!!

A clown after my heart! KingTom ur amazing!! Penfold..shush!

matrix199:
Ok let's drop it. I apologise for expecting too much from you.

So, let's have lunch? A the madam nkechi food is ready canteen? . Or your MIL will also come there standing and watching us eat lunch, eh?

Swerve wit ur IQ abeg.

ifeajikap:
I do like say I no see u

Lolz. There was some kinda semblance .. Did u watch Danger mouse back in d dayz?

matrix199:
No sense of correlation! I'm disappointed.

I said I doubt you'd pass a white collar interview. U responded, and said u're on an interview panel. I mocked your claim by citing "nkechi food is ready plc".

See eh, I think u're draining my IQ battery. Let me unplug you shap shap!

One of those threads u wish u never gave ur IQ d chance to reason for u... Lolz.

matrix199:
Lol..... I'm not surprised you're on the panel, afterall, we're in Nigeria, crazy things happen. Besides, any1 can be on a panel, so long she's the owner of the organisation, or related to the owner. Madam nkechi of "nkechi food is ready plc" interviews those who come for sales boy and sales girl positions", so I understand you perfectly.

With ur high IQ.. "Nkechi food is ready plc" is a great example of a white collar job.

Abeg...stop embarrassing urself. Lawd knows Wat dumb reply I'll see next..

matrix199:
Let me repost the dumb story in case u didn't read earlier with your glasses.



My rhetorical questions were drawn from this pathetic story. Your response was based on general culture, probably in ur tribe or smthing. Can't u see this story can make onions cry?! Hian!

I doubt you wld pass a white collar Job interview! Alrite then, u can move on.

. Lolz. Child iv gone waaaaaaaaayyyyy past ur rants. U can't curse me wit something I've got over a decade of experience in. Lolz...talking about passing a job interview... I'm on the interview panel boy!!!

Enjoy ur weekend...

ifeajikap:
Wat abut dese niggas

Baron Greenback...

matrix199:
Hian! Na wa o! Abeg read the fabricated story again. Now read the part I asked when people no longer shut the door to their hotel room when having sex. So she was dumb to have left the door unlocked when she knew any1 from her relation, or her fiance's relation could come visiting at anytime!.

Let me guess what u may say to counter this,....... She was carried away, forgetting to shut the door, abi?

Dear creamish, what kind of cream are u? Hair cream or what? Think swtie, think! What kind of pathetic guy tells his friend to tell his story to the world?

The dumbest story ever on NL. I'm telling you.

Yup! I was right. U did have some amnesia. I responded to the questions u asked that I highlighted. ..and u decided to single out the non-highlited question .

Moving on ...

vanqwerty:
I used to trust her but now.....

If U no longer trust her, and U have nagging doubts about your relationship with her, end it. Marriage is a lifelong commitment that should not have a poor foundation.

matrix199:
Maybe I should borrow you my IQ so u can read the story between the lines.

Lolz...U have so much confidence in ur IQ. Please borrow me then. I'd like to see what U think U know with ur lack of experience on this matter. My response is based on the highlighted questions. Il place them below again just in.case you developed some amnesia while typing.

matrix199:
Your friend mandated you to write his experience for the wrold to read?

Your friend's mother was there watching them in the hotel while the action was goin on?

How did she get to the hotel?

What was she looking for there?

How did she know the exact room they were?

So people no longer shut and lock the door of hotel rooms?

Fabricated stories here and there. This is one of the dumbest stories on NL

TRUST...


D'u trust her?

matrix199:
That wasn't an insult. I'm just surprised a creamy lady like u wld buy such crap.

But then, u're correct about one thing, I'm still single, so are u! So, shld we give NL a story to talk about in future?

I'm not single...which is what my opinion is based on. Been married for some years now. Attended some weddings as a bridesmaid and Iv seen the MIL come around to the Hotel room...not once...not twice.. It is neither a crap to be bought nor a premise on which my IQ results should be uploaded.

BumBae:
Her kitty must be made of Gold

Who wants a fool as a hubby hello she cheated! now shes cryin d love of her life is with another n gave his seed to another n his angry ...

Lolz...somehow I dont feel sorry for any of them. Men cheat and do worse so...na dem sabi.

matrix199:
Until u show me the result of your IQ test, I'll consider you gullible

U shuld know when to accept corrections. There is no need to trade insults.

matrix199:
Your friend mandated you to write his experience for the wrold to read?

Your friend's mother was there watching them in the hotel while the action was goin on?

How did she get to the hotel?

What was she looking for there?

How did she know the exact room they were?

So people no longer shut and lock the door of hotel rooms?

Fabricated stories here and there. This is one of the dumbest stories on NL

These questions make me assume you are still single. The MIL often knows about the hotel the bride and groom lodge prior to the wedding... She may decide to check up on the kids if she wants to... Often times, she checks up on her daughter/DIL. There is nothing abnormal about it.

When God/karma wants to expose you on ur stunts, He/it sometimes does it in a way to make you feel like the dumbest criminal/adulterer/watever ur sin is...something you would normally avoid/double-check will be forgotten.


@OP....tell ur friend he is better off single than committed to her.

3rdlegxxx:
It would make sense @ 30 you say; you are looking at this from just a Nigerian perspective, if you were to be open minded enough and maybe lived in more exposed environment like the US, UK and other countries of like nature where marriage, kids and religion are not the ultimate achievements like it is over here, you would maybe understand him a lil better, OP is perfectly normal tho all he just stated about his state of mind seems odd to most, i have had those thoughts too once but the difference here is that, family and sibling won't give you romance, occasional sex or fun activities that friends can give.

Most Nigerians see dating as a must and sex and virginity as very big deals, 1st of all virginity is only a big deal when u are ruled by religion, morally it's all right but that's where it ends, sex is over rated, it is a cool way to cool off steam, relax the nerves and more, RELATIONSHIPS ARE NOT A MUST, everything seem to be about boyfriend and girlfriend, sex and more, a girl says she is bored or spending val at home, guys naturally think of no bf, heartbreak and sex, i think OP expressing himself is a breath of fresh air here on nairaland.

I don't recall saying the OP isn't normal and I'm not saying everyone must get married.I also dont belong to any relationship school of thought. For many, the need to have a partner becomes priority from 30 which is the basis for my opinion. Some others still cherish their freedom. There is a 50:50 chance that OP will change his mind by then...therez also a chance he'll remain single for the rest of his life.

yinkeys:
30's Haba. Is this the new school age,like 36 and you're still single. 30 is ok and not late 30's I think. I don't mean to be harsh but you're insinuating he flirts till he's in his thirties; in other words do not take any relationship serious till you turn 30. By That time he'll be or might be the desperate party o & end up settling for something horrible

I'm not insinuating anything. If having a relationship now is pointless to him..its totally understandable. His priorities now have nuttn to do wit commitment of any sort . 30s starts from 30. For many, the need for a solid relationship makes sense at that age range. I may still be wrong about the OP when he gets to DAT age but its a guess based on experience.

mayonnaise:
getting married. That's a bridge i'll have to cross. Understood. I hope i'l meet a lady that sees the world the way i do. But, dating so many people as is the trend now is pointless or so i believe.

It's only a matter of time.

U are still very young...it's pointless for you now. Wait till u get to ur 30s..then it would make sense.

KingTom:
Haven't seen you around in a while

Iv been around recently.. buzz me cos I think I may have lost ur contact.

KingTom:
I agreed to run Lagos marathon for am

Clown!!!

KingTom:
oya make we die am e don die oya kill am I Don shoot am you shoot am make e die

Lolz..

lezz:
I'm late, but if you aren't too sleepy and tired, let me quicken your heart beat, it is still Val's day.

Was fast asleep then.. sorry. Morning.

lezz:
I'm an African man-- a prince, my lady, through and through. No measure of Western education can dampen my enthusiasm and need for women.

But I am picky ; I have a helplessness for the brainy, pretty and shapely type of women.

And there's a hierarchy here and in my bed too;

you have earned the top spot and you alone will I show the colour of my bed-sheet tonight.

Chaaiii!!!!

On peut commencer maintenant?? Voulez vous couchez avec moi?

lezz:
Wait till I come for you babe! I arrive on the wheels of passion to whisk away to the land of faltering breath and ruffled hair.

And why wish me love in a collective inclusion of others? You thaw my love; I want you singularly, to the ire and exemption of all else.

Hehehe.. Lezz ur vals are many already. Hope its just me n u in d land of faltering breath and ruffled hair..cos I'll maim all others...

Today is a day of rest for me...cos Mondays at d office are usually unforgiving.

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Happy Val's day Lezz, Butchcassidy & Joeblocks!

lezz:
But your beauty gives wind to my imagination and my fingers take flight in carrying your name to the heavens.

How is your preparedness, lady of grace?

Ready ... Set and waiting for the GO..