₦airaland Forum

DTOBS:
Cone here, e get where u and Fraih dey see una sef wey we no know?...

Fraiser:
well documented

amodu:
Have you seen NYSC come out to declare that the hanging budget is the reason behind it. We know that is the reason but we haven't hear from them.

Are you their spokesman

iamdynamite:
bro she is done and dusted with the previous guy..............am so certain about that judging from her body language.she is fully mine.............

Aghans:
In special way I want to say a very big thank you to the citizen of the great golden city for the love and care you showered on me on my special day. Without the concise of this great golden city my day could have not be special and I pray as you celebrated with me so shall the world celebrate you in JESUS Name.
I will not forget to mention the following for making my day special
SMartins1
Qutyjoice
spixytinxy
Fraiser
Rukkyola
iambibi
merikims
CROBBOY
opiscoal
Beckytee
katerine7
eddykisses1
greatestman
LogoDWhiz
Omesbrit
shuaibbs
BlizzydoDo
justified10
chisophia
molakem
Testimony89
pumpy007
iamdynamite
Blaze55
Aleora
splendidmercy
Abbeyunique2
chisophia
DTOBS
eaglevision
Kbs468
jubrealguy
Walexz02
to mention but few. I love you all

prindu:
Pls, has anyone seen Fraih around lately... Missing her like seriously

Uncle Fraser, abeg where ur twinnie? If I don't see fraih or her post here within d next 24hrs, I fit arrest u o

amodu:
Now trending....

MORE PALM OIL TO YOUR ELBOWS

iamdynamite:
crobboy doubting thomas, this is no infatuation we are really and indeed in love.

Chommieblaq:
Yeah u right, iamdynamite got ma back now.

iambibi:
lolz... Wait o... I tot u were DTOBS frnd..lol..... C ur throat... So u sef like beta tin.. Lolz..

Chommieblaq:
I no want again, make he go meet him wife, ayaf move on.

Chommieblaq:
None wey I come dey reason d matter, u dey form going back inside shell abi. OK oooo
HAPPY GOING BACK




LISTENING To TONI BARXTON...(HOW CAN AN ANGEL BREAK MA HEART)

Rukkyola:
Bros, u don kolo o. Abi u drink 2 much ogogoro 4 ur by day? Make hu sweep? Me? U no know sey I get belle ba. Triplet na im dey my belle 4 dat matter. U wan make abortion do me? Oya come close make I feel ur temperature. Chai, 87 degree Celsius. Na wetin make u dey yarn rubbish dis early morning b dat.
**soaks him in one drum ov water then locks him n d fridge.**
If u don well make u shout my name. I go come release u.
Off I go! Bye bye!

amodu:

and Olusegun Obasanjo

FolabiBret:
Afolabi Bret.

amodu:
Top of the morning to you all

That reminds me, someone said a nairalander with no display picture is definitely an ugly specie. Is it true.

cc:
LogoDWhiz
DTOBS
Kbs468
Sent4rina
Yanabasee
IghravwelG
Oyehomie
Spixytinxy
Hardie14
Justified10
CROBBOY
MissOyin
Rukkyola
SC31
Fraih
Fraiser
Abbeyunique2
AdunniIwo
Kuchikau
Greatestman
armynu
arcnomec
Domionion92
Jubrealguy
Qutyjoice
Airstarkane
Merikims
et al

FolabiBret:
*clears cobwebs* Good evening, peeps. O ma t'ojo meta. Eyin temi, owo meji fun yin o.
Cc:
Kbs468,
Fraih,
Fraiser,
Spixytixy,
Jubrealguy,
OlaSalo,
Dtobs,
Sc31,
Blizzydodo,
Oyehomie,
Abbeyunique,
Eaglevision,
Presido,
Crobboy,
Et al.

hardie14:
hello peeps.
please i need IT placement for my sister asap. she is studying biochemistry. please i will be glad for any assistance.
cc
fraiser, fraih, crobboy, drjoshua2000, dtobs, biotechshola, shammak, logodwhiz, rukkyola, spixytinxy, chommieblaq, jubrealguy, qutyjoice, molakem, bobolil, amodu
all biochemist
everyone that i didnt mention.
thanks all.

SlazzyK:
She obviously copied and pasted which she acknowledged.

Fraiser:
Mehn! I no just believe sey na me b dis for GC, after all d setup...everytin around me just colude set me up since yesterday afternoon... Network, phone, nepa all of dem... Nawa o... All d same I tank God for d journey mercy back to d city sha... Wen I even dem com sef plenty potholes for sky no let my plane run welwel... I specially salute d pressy of dis city LogoDwhiz, d info minister kbs468, members of my family blizzydoDo, fraih, qutyjoice, shammak nd oyehomie, my ever sure padis eaglevision, abbeyunique2, jubrealguy, sent4rina, Folabibret, Smartins, DTOBS, crobboy, my Godson sirguy542, my sugar mama spixytinxy, my partners in trouble making iambibi nd rukkyola, my easter asun villagoat, d beautiful baes around beckytee, chommieblaq, merikims, SC31chymi nd molakems. And to all d esteem citizens of GC I doff my cap, I also wish d celebrants of today Aghans nd opiscoal a resounding happy birthday, longlife nd prosperity.

rosalieene:
So the government is now setting up various youth empowerment schemes teaching people how to be self employed. Really nice. When during your own time, there were different jobs waiting for you to choose from right after you left secondary school, NCE and university... Now you people due to poor management are setting up soap making classes for masters degree students/ holders. So we are to suffer for your inadequacies right? If I may ask, how many Americans or should I ask, how many of our Nigerian friends who won the visa lottery or presently in America are into the soap- making business and other forms of these sorts we have in Nigeria? (that's a honest question, I would really love to know). But I perceive because of the clueless minds of our malfunctioning leaders, we have to bear the pain of starting on our own. Don't forget the cost of generator and fuel that is as high as 140 naira per litre. All because some unscrupulous elements who don't know jack about nation building are there parading themselves as fathers of the nation. Fathers my foot, try plunderers. With different shapes and sizes of stomachs and heads, they look to the youths and now use them as campaign grounds in the name of training them to be entrepreneurially oriented. What a shame! And if I may add, we talk of the NYSC as the bedrock of national integration, while this might be true, it is also a bedrock of massive enslavement using youths, not just youths, GRADUATES, as a source of cheap labour for a year. Paying a graduate 19,800 Naira (Federal government allowance) and sometimes as low as 6,000 naira (state allowance) that's 25,800 Naira Per Month. My God, what's he/she supposed to do with that? Save from it and start a life afterwards? This is what the real figure should be. #70,000 Naira (Federal Government allowance) and #30,000 state Government allowance. #100,000 naira a Month. A Graduate who didn't benefit from free education, whom you choose to "use" for one year alone deserves that much if billions of naira can be used to consult spirits and priests for someone's re-election campaign. Hey you!!!, shut your brain up there before it concocts the thought that the nation does not have the money. if she doesn't, then let her scrap NYSC. Drink water on that your opinion and let it remain in your rotten intestine, "God punish all this stupid leaders a thousand times over" una never get cancer, leukemia, syphilis, stroke and some other things go soon join. I no wan curse anybody abeg. But really does these all make sense? Then after one year of service, you displace them and employ another set of "slaves." (apologies to my corps members abeg). To make matters worse, the NYSC year was made compulsory. Out of almost a hundred thousand corps members in a year, maybe 5,000 thousand will get lucky to be retained in their place of primary assignment and the rest will... So some will put their lives and dream on hold for one year and building the mirage of this country with dedication and selflessness, all for 25,000 Naira monthly. Kudos to all the "Ghost corpers" and all the brave youths who throw back their 25,000 naira to their faces to pursue their dreams. Na una sabi what's up! Who told you that you need that certificate anyways? Se they said if Buhari presented NEPA bill, they will still vote for him. Does the demon need Adeboye's or Oyedepo's certificate to respond to order? Abi Falhz the Badh Guy dey use hin NYSC to sing? Moreso, after they gave you the certificate, they're still teaching you how to make soap and do make-up, are they not indirectly sending you a message? Your certificate of discharge could be useless o. Where do I start from? In short, we need to find a way to KILL all these leaders. Yes, I mean real KILLING like what those cultists did to their fellow students in Abia, that should have been done to the leaders of this country and not those poor students. Take their heads and let's play football with it, or maybe sending them to exile, chasing them outta we town. We go gun dem down, before dem go know dem go dey for 6 feet under the ground...They are clueless gluttonous thieves and murderers. ALL OF THEM. Mind you, this is just in my mind o. I've not said it to anybody. (copy and paste on punch, the nation, tribune, vanguard and everywhere they can see it) if @yorubaspartacus catch any of them na Sai gobe for the person o. Make dem hide! What I really want to say is, "Goodmorning and have a nice week. God bless your hustle" *straightMONDAYface*
#copied.

Aghans:
a
amen. Tanx 4 d advice. I no go eat rice na garri i so soak

eaglevision:
inasmuch as ive loved and still loveGC and cherish you all especially all my swithearts and beauties am actually sick of being with the fone for 25hrs everyday hehe,am getting to addicted to my fone and its mainly because im jobless for most of the day,tried laying my hands on some stuff but its not really keeping me busy,doing this for anoda 4weeks is gonna b 'hellish',mayb someone can get me a short term job.my eyes pains me everymorning cos of long hours spent on the fone.just saying though.

meanwhile im still ready to champion any protest to challenge this stupidity and insensitivity of nysc.

Aghans:
There is no way i will celebrate my special day without informing the citizen of this great golden city. Today God has added one year to my years. Join and celebrate with me with your prayers

jubrealguy:
Seriously...... i dey miss real Gs for this city ooo....i swear NYSC na bastard

cc Abbeyunique2 fraiser wittyemi CROBBOY boboLIL LogoDwhiz kbs468 oyehomie ABB1 dtobs terrymason amodu shammak Biotechshola iamdynamite etal

opiscoal:
Good morning my People!!!!! Sirguy542 thanks, its my bday today ooo, and I wan celebrate,. Juz go to any eatery or restaurant in this Golden City, on the mention of my name.. Plate nd bottles wud be served 4 free, extra bottle 4 Futarians,.. Laramite were art thou ooo?? Asun yen da..

sammydemperor:
Wait o....why don't we all just calm down till 24th of March, i get how frustrating this could be but please let's be patient...

Fighting one another wouldn't help us, trust me i learnt dat here d hard way... In a forum like this criticism isn't taken lightly, people attach alot to what you say on here especially the folks that keeps this thread revved up.... Xo please n please let's chill out n not get caught up with the prevailing circumstances.

About the planned protest i believe e its unnecessary and uncalled for... If the management has already shifted the date then there is really nothing we can do about it. Not even the FG can force them to do otherwise cos if u force them then it will be a logistical blunder and alot of modalities will not be in place on time causing the whole thing to fail...

So let's just hope for the best and find something small to do in order to be engaged before we resume camp...
Please don't insult me, am just giving my own opinion, u are free to say otherwise n i wouldn't fuss about it

CROBBOY:
GOOD EVENING/MORNING GREAT PEOPLE OF GOLDEN CITY

Imagine how this city seems to be crowded Its really amazing that most humans perform at their peak only when problems and challenges emanates. This is because most of 'us' live our lives on the RED LINE (JUST FOR THE MOMENT)

OF ALL DAYS, AND WITH ALL THE THOUGHTS RUNNING THROUGH MY MIND NOW, ITS UNFORTUNATE I REALLY DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH TIME TODAY FOR WRITING But I'll still try with some few thoughts:

# We all know that no matter how we are persistent with our cries, complains or protest, NYSC will not commense A'16 camping or service year at their own expense. WHY WASTE THE ENERGY?

# In terms of management, funding and financing, NYSC does not operate as an Autonomy - Independent of the Federal Government Coffers. What answers do we need from NYSC that will deliberately alter the stipulated dates Or are we just trying to derive consolation from making such EASY-TO-ANSWER-WITH-WORDS request(s) (wetin happen to spinxytinxy consolation joint )

# For those of us complaining about getting older at home (becoming older than 24 years), resulting in reducing one's chances of employability, haven't we heared of what is known as DOWN-SIZING (which organisations have been significantly experiencing since last year)? Look around you, in the past 6 months, have you not observed the decline in money circulation, job security or related opportunities?

My advice:

1. Nigeria is fast becoming a and being dependent on a Capitalist society. One need to be proactive and entreprenuerial to stay afloat. And with the direction our nation, our economy and even NYSC is tilting, do not be suprised that paying Corp members the suposed allowance (allowee) consistently will pose a great challenge when we eventually get started.

2. Tailor those energies of yours into something lucrative with this time NYSC has made available (regardless of whether or not you get income in return). The experience, skills and rapport you will develop therein will come in handy sooner or later!

HAVE A 'CRYING-FREE' SEASON AS YOU WAIT FOR THE STIPULATED DATES WHILE EXCHANGING YOUR AVAILABLE TIME WITH VALUE

cc
Oyehomie

CROBBOY:
I'll always support any motion aimed at taking positive steps towards ensuring things take form. Its just that we are still Nigerians who are still subject to the Nigerian Factor thing

1. Remember the saga that accompanied the Ministerial Nomination. Not even 1 nominee was dropped eventually despite glaring facts.

2. Remember the Gubernatorial reruns (Rivers, Akwa-Ibom, or even Senate Presidency, etc). The 'men of influence' still willfully regained power (directly or indirectly)

3. Did you not experience series of ASUU strikes that these strikes were being called off while things returned to norm for most of the times?

These powers at the helm operate in a NETWORK where their interest comes first. The best they will do is make A NICE PUBLIC ACCEPTABLE SPEECH SPICED-UP WITH EMPTY PROMISES and continue as usual after the airwaves are cleared up.

Ben Bruce that consistently made himself the Human Advocate, how much impact have those his gimmicks created? Just nice presentations accepted and celebrated by the average Nigerian.

Nonetheless, I still encourage you guys in creating awareness anyway (Even though we know these people are the backbones behind all these mischiefs).

LogoDWhiz:
Lol...

The most annoying aspect is the way they alter this thing anyhow with no respect whatsoever to the people it will affect..

Why shift it for a month?
Why not a few days or 1 week?

We need answers. . If it's not not genuine.. Let it be reversed.

We need to develop the notion that we can hold these people accountable for their deeds..

LogoDWhiz:
@nairaland @lindaikeji @Omojuwa @toluogunlesi @GarShehu @nysc_ng @NGRPresident @ProfOsinbajo @bukolasaraki

LogoDWhiz:
When you started this, you said online protest is unnecessary. That we should go to the headquarters for info.. And I tried to make you see reasons why online protest is even more useful and efficient and the positives of doing online protest than going to hq..


You keep saying we should go to th hq, yet when I brought up the issue of me travelling to north just to seek an answer I might not get. You decided to say you didn't ask me to go. So how would you advice I get answers to my questions?


You claim to have opinion that I don't know how to handle disappointments. Although that seem likee an insult but I won't treat it as such..

I guess it's now myy fault that NYSC has decided to spoil my plans, and it is stupid of me not to have thought that they will change dates.. and I should have prepared 2 IVs or I should have cool down till when camp starts before fixing my dates.
Or what are you saying?


I know how to dig deep. Thank You.
And I believe as human beings we should know how to adapt to things.
You can't just walk into a company and start requesting for info.. If you get attended to, what's theee guarantee that you'll get the righ info.
What's even th guarantee thatt they will attend to you..


Where I work, you can't enter through the gate without having an appointment with who you want to see.. the person will be called to confirm things..


This is where it ends from my end.. If you still don't understand my point, there's nothing much I can do