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zombieHUNTER:where are they from then, do you even know the meaning of jalingo? Is there any single tribe on its own that has more people in taraba than the fulanis? My friend go and do your research |
But this yoruba tribe had great people o. Abiola dem, fela dem, gani fawehinmi dem, that fuji music icon. Very visionary and progressive people. I duff my hat in respect. Some motor park touts like obj, fayose etc belong in the dust bin and cannot match those icons |
I wish i will one day be in the position to walk up to t.y danjuma and proclaim; Theophulus yakubu danjuma, by the authority granted me by his excellency the president, and with a goodly amount of personal satisfaction, i hereby place you under the custody of the court and declare you to be my prisoner. For crimes to include but not limited to murder, piracy, treason, genocide including the theft of severall productive oil blocks. He will say "you dare face the uniform of a general?". I will then say "this far off into your retirement? Aiy". I will then bundle and handcuff the crook off to kirikiri. One less crook holding the progress of nigeria is gone. Remaining obj, ibb, atiku, tinubu, amaechi, gej, and co. I will leave fayose and wike though if they swear not to engage in do or die politics because we need a lively and vibrant opposition like them in a democracy. Say amen |
Kupaskeybaba:Not only will he be linked with corruption, he is a corrupt man already. So because the oil blocks he illegally got from when his man obasanjo was in power is being siezed by fg, now he has mouth to scream bloody murder. When benue and taraba governors were busy arming militias that inturn destroy fulani villages, hack people to death, steal and rustle cattle etc with open impunity, no one seemed to care right? Shine your eyes o, politians has never and will never have your interest at heart, dont you realise that by now? They are only after their own interests. Didnt the same danjuma and obj commit genocide in zakibiam and odi? Dont they all have oil blocks and mansions all over the place? Whereas you and me are in poverty (trust me we are poor), living on crumbs yet defend them blindly without thinking. shame |
Will you all just shut your mouths and make way. Wasn't C.A.N defending jonathan upandan in their glory days? I remember very well during jonathan presidency how C.A.N became the mouth piece of gej's treasonous impunity and how i said that gej is setting a dangerous precedent because if north came back to power, they might make life miserable for the rest just as the southern gang up against the north was busy making life unlivable for the north. Alteast muric was not caught trying to buy weapons from south africa using millions of dollars in cash with presidential jet. What were the weapons meant for? That was treason in the highest form. Now we all know the legislators are threatening fire and brimstone because of their greedy plans, not for the betterment of the common man. How and why the common man fall for those evil agenda of the elite is what i cant understand. Make no mistake though, all of them are the same, including buhari, saraki et all. If you choose to be used by these politicians, sorry 4 u |
As i thought, derailers are trying to derail this wonderful idea sharing thread with whatsapp group. Please let us keep this dream alive by sticking to this thread instead of deviating to whatsapp. Not everybody does whatsapp, and a wider set of people will likely benefit more if the idea sharing remains on nairaland |
vulpeslopez:you no know say canada get two official languages? English and french, and that knowledge of the french language improves your crs points on the express entry profile. Since i already know some basic french, why not improve on it a bit and use it to my advantage. Tu e' compri? Ces paske' je trez bon pur l'angue' fracaise' |
vulpeslopez:on a second thought, after going through some pages of the express entry thread, and actually trying out eligibility questionaire on cic website, i think the express entry thing might be very do-able afterall. Am a graduate with four years experience already, i know some french )will enroll in french classes here in nija to enable me take the french test also( and will apply as soon as my funds are upto par. Thanks mehn |
Yhemzylee:tust me, dont waste your hard earned money for that express entry thing, its not cheap at all. If you dont actually have real years of working experience, thousand of dollars as proof of funds etc they will still find an excuse to nail you with things like inadequate family ties, lack of sufficient work experience etc that canada thing dey weak me sometimes i swear. I have been watching canadian border security shows on youtube, and the people who usually enter there through express entry are usually surgeons/doctors, managerial bankers, scientists, basically top notch professionals with many years pratice under their belt, our safest bet for people like us is through studies for now. So my suggestion is lets build account to up to millions and nail them through study route. |
So gurus in the house. If to say i get admission for master eh, and a registered bussiness with account balance of six to seven miilion, but am unemployed, do you think i should apply as a self sponsored? Or will it be safer to make my aunt who is a top state government worker as a partial sponsor. Plus in the visa application form, is there provision for partial sponsor? And since am unemployed, what best option to use as a proof of ties? Land document? Business registeration? I have a kid, but not more married to the lady. What are my options |
vulpeslopez:but i thought the federal skilled programe are for those that are actually skilled. Like doctors, engineers, etc with several years experience who can actually prove it. Us that are just common graduates with zero working experience in our field of study nko? People like us definitely do not qualify for the federal skilled worker program. The safest bet i think on my part will be to enrol for studies. Or what do you think? Is there any other way? |
@ kagari , you have put it perfectly. Infact all of the things you listed there like passport, traveling to african countries (to increase travel history), registering a business, busy account. I am either working on them or already done them. But do you not think aiming for the u.s first without going to atleat one european country is a visa refusal waiting to happen? Besides, if not the studies route, which other route is there to go to the u.s in the hope of long term stay legally. Plus if to say am unemployed but i have a registered business showing good inflows and outflows in a business account, some assets like land, business etc is it safe to apply to the u.s with such ? |
Crescent101:i forgot to add germany. Infact thats the country in my mind recently. Most unis have no tuition, just get your 8000 euros in the blocked account which is like just two million naira plus, and you ready to go. That 8000 euro in blocked account proofs you can afford rent,food etc which inturn will almost always guarantee you the visa, plus maybe buy one small land like that and register a business just to show them you got ties to nija. The plus side is that you can work while studying and can stay after studies to look for job. Germany is easier i believe than most of those countries even and overall cheaper if you reason am, cuz no tuition fees |
@ dolpaz , thanks for the advice. However my fear is that the work experience i got is totally not related to my field of study, like imaging i studied computer science/engineering but worked at government ministry not even relating to IT, also worked at some schools as teacher. Basically not a single steady job relating to information technology since graduation. But what do you think if to say i enrol my self in those kind of three or six month software or telecoms trainings here in nija, finish with good grades, then maybe attend some good technology conferences still here in nija, that will definitely improve my cv, but do you think if i combine that improved cv with a good statement of purpose, will that improve my chances of getting the masters admission in the courses you recommended? Cuz going for another four year undergrad i believe is too much time waste. What do you think |
Please gurus in the house, my question is. I want to go for my masters in germany in a computer science or IT related field, but i got a 3rd class undergraduate degree. Are there any pre masters programs in german unis or some kind of pgd over there so as to allow me to enrol for both pre masters and masters? Cuz i know it will be difficult to get a direct masters admission with a 3rd class degree. |
ddooskie:I dont know anything about that o, but i know benue is trully the food basket of the nation. If you see the giant yams and mangoes and oranges they farm there eh. Make some inquiries, arrange a store to keep them, then start heading to benue to purchase those yams. I assure you, you will smile to the bank with handsome profits soon. Key tips though, always be cautious werever you go, dont trust easily, and haggle prices down to the bearest minimun. |
Lol. With the beard, the guy looked like a cool bohemian, intellectual, free spirited and noble aristo maybe from jand or yankee. But without the beard, he just look like a freshly captured and deep fried lobster |
Shugarlord213:now you my friend are a real determined person, am envious of u. I understand your fear of not wanting to shorten your account balance, but you gotta take risks sometimes, that balance will not just grow all by it self. Now imaging you got a big empty room, you now buy 300 day old broilers at maybe 150 naira each, thats just 45000 naira. Plus feed, vaccines, maize, vitamins etc maybe all amounting to another 100,000. So you have now spend 145000, rear them for two to three months and sell at atleast 2000 naira each, maybe some dozen mortality, that easily earns you plus or minus 600,000 naira in that time period. Now imaging you continue doing that hustle for a whole year and even diversified into small scale fishery etc will you not easily be counting upto five million in your account before the end of 2019. And thats just one idea o. |
Spygadgets19 all of us here our problem na money na haha, thats why i want all of us here with this dream to share ideas on how to get the most important thing before getting out of hear which is money, without enough of which its impossible to escape nija. @ kissup, there is alot of business ideas, but u first need capital. To get that, meet family members, sell things, just anything to raise maybe 50 to 100k, with that amount, even without shop, just maybe locate a poultry farm near you, buys eggs and distrubute to customers at maybe 200 naira profit per crate, or get empty room in your house, buy broiler chicken, rear them and sell with profit, many ideas abound. It might seem like small and rough businesses to do, but those kind of business are the real money spiners. They bring profit quickly, you can expand and diversify very easily and you dont need huge amount to start. 50,000 can easily earn you 150,000 naira as profit within two months in those kind of business. tbc |
Spygadgets19:Then you are not really that determined to get out of nigeria, cuz i will even go for a tenth degree to leave this place. Or just apply for canadian, or australian permanant redency directly from nigeria if you got enough money and want the easy way, even that takes almost a year or two to finish. Other than that, its a hard, tedious, dirty, rough road to gather enough money and commot for this contry. Anyway |
Spygadgets19:the only country i know of where you can join their military as a foreigner is france. Its called the french foreign legion. Google it, its amazing. But you first need to be in france to apply physically, only physical applications accepted i think. And the best way to be in france and get enough time to join the legion is to go through studies |
Cont. Believe me if you are really focused and determined, you can gather atleast four million naira by the end of 2019 or early 2020 so that by the time buhari is settling down into his second term to mess nigeria further, you will be busy also by that time either at good internet cafes or your room wirh ur laptop applying for universities,visas, airline reservations etc and off u go. But about the side hustle i mentioned, ideas that i have include egg distribution, broiler poultry business, buying yams or cows or goats or anything basically from the north and selling down south. The key hear is that it should be a hustle that brings good returns/profits in a reasonably short period of time like one to three months. You might laugh, but i can tell you am into hustle/business similar to what i listed above and getting 250,000 as profit after every two and half months is no laughing matter, it means am well on my way to realizing this dream we have here to escape this hell on earth, and am very determined. tbc |
Cont. Please take your mind off from u.k,asian countries, eastern europe etc because whats the need of spending millions of naira to go and study there only for them to tell you to leave immediately after studies. If i would work hard to gatther millions, then i would only spend it in a better country that will allow me to stay after studies. As you may tell by now, i prefer the idea of escaping nigeria through the studies because thats the route that gives you time to stay after studies, work and eventually sort out permanent residency papers. Make no mistake, this will cost some few millions like atleast four to six million. Expensive but worth it, thats why i said you need patience and determination to gather those millions first. Now how do we start with finding money? Know that you cannot gatther those millions by simply working and earning salary, it will take you years, so what you need is a side hustle like a business, trust me you need patience/determination and before the end of 2019 or early, tbc |
Guys let us share ideas on how to escape this hell. I did my first degree abroad but was foolish enough to come back to this mess of a country and now i know how difficult it is to get out of this country. First things first, we need to plan seriously on how to get money, enough money, then we need to know that this is a quest that might take one to two years to plan and execute smoothly, then we need to be extremely patient, exercise self control, be very focused, and unshakably determined. Second is that i think we should focus on better countries that will allow you to work and study and stay after studies, countries like u.s, canada, new zealand, australia and maybe spain/portugal. I know those are expensive countries but remember our quest is to get out of nigeria legally, not to go as tourist or student and come back to this nija. And those are the better countries that i know that have some kind of stay after study program unlike those yeye uk, asian countries, easter europe etc to be cont. |
Npower, if you are not careful god will curse you people. Fraudters kawai. What is it you are doing for more than seven months that you cannot deploy 2017 batch. Everytime you are just bringing nonsense stories to coverup your devilish ways. Mark my words you people will not go unpunished even if you eventually deploy us, i and alot others will avenge for the time you made us waste, all the lies and emotional blackmail you made us go through. Make no mistake, we know you personally mr imokhuede and his gang. We have connections as well, some of us can equally make your lifes miserable by terminating agreements with you guys, n you guys will be back at the labour market right? Its just a matter of time. Anywhere i know or have connection and see imokhuede or anyone of those his gangs, the kind suffering that person will go through eh |
Oxalic: |
Oxalic:Him and you, who sounds more useless. The man is the director of the muslim rights concern, so if anything he is doing his job very well defending muslims wherever he see them being unjustly blackmailed. And about CAN threatening war, against whom actually? Against boko haram or the general muslim populace? Its boko haram that kidnapped the girl you know, so as the professor said, CAN should storm sambisa and dapchi to fight boko by themself and stop threatening muslims generally. Infact muslims are willing to join CAN in storming sambisa to rescue leah |
DoTheNeedful:my friend stop gibberishing around, nothing like equal there. From your examples alone, is the pilot equal to the stewardess? Is the captain of a ship equal to the deck hands? Is a driver equal to conductor? Women really have problem o, god made men to be head of the family, infact leaders of society. Whether you like it or not thats reality. Women wahala sef |
What was on the menu? I guess benue people and a well cooked and garnished national budget. Mtsheeeew, you people are not the only ones fasting joor, so cut the crap and get on what we elected you for, ascent the budget quickly, so that important projects like the mambilla hydro dam, 2nd niger bridge etc can commence/continue, not organizing some breaking of fasting fiester with our common wealth while ignoring burning issues. Hypocrital bunch showing that they are god fearing while we all know how crooked at heart they are. |
So in this fasting, in this buhari regime, in this unemployed status for seven years after graduation, it is women's secret language you want me to understand? Mtcheeeeww. WAKA |
Missjoy29, i never thought i will find somebody that is an airplane spotting enthusiast like me on nairaland. Sometime i open youtube videos on plane take off/landings in different airports and just watch for hours. My best spot at that airport will definitely be that roof top pool aswell just to be watching planes take off and land |

