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EternalTruths:
My Berom name is Chuwang Gyang.

Register with IPOB, tell other Beroms to do so and get ready to push them out of middle belt when the time arises.


By God's grace in Jesus Name, I will lead the troops that will push these Fulani Terrorists out of Middle Belt forever.

i hope you have it at the back of your mind that this thing you are advocating for will not be like a movie, where yoy will be planning underground, stockpiling weapons, ferying yourself between enugu and jos strategising with ipob etc like the vietcong we see in movies. No mehn, the shit will be real, federal might and state machinery will screw your assz. There will be shitz like midnight raids on your hideouts, summary executions of collaborators, bombing and burning down of your villages and farms, declaration of marshal law and complete take over of state functions by federal security aparatus etc you will be screwed mehn, so wakeup from that fantasy and go find a job

darkmarky:
I tell you brother. There is one rule in my life, I can never pay for sex

I swear you never jam BETTER foreign bath house or "massage parlour". Imaging a girl with anjelina jolie's lips, kim kardashian's assz, in a "hotel room" that looks more like a J.W Marriot suit, and she first wants to give you a hot bath before finishing it in the chilled airconditioned room with thick cotton duve. My guy, you will voluntarily spend to the last dollar. I know i did. True story

You people never see anything. You deny your fellow country men ordinary empty unused land to set up ranches, yet want our collective wealth to build your enugu airport. You will complain till you die. You have pure hatred for your fellow countrymen just because of their tribe and religion, not because you dont have land. If not, what are you using all those empty jungles and forests for? Definitely not farming. Even in economic terms, cattle ranches are more useful than a damn airport, infact go and use the portharcut airport which makes more economic sense. Mind you this is just the begining, we will outrightly cancel that airport project, second niger bridge and the east to west road and railway. Keep your land and eat it

You see how people are supporting cold blood murder here ba? No wahala, but just dont complain when the reprisal comes, and it will surely come. Until then

You dont have land for ranches? Ok na, the f.g also dont have money for the second niger bridge, the east west road and railway, the enugu airport etc. You either give the land or we cancel all those projects and direct the money to fund northern projects and ensure no government project is ever sited in the east again. You must give that land

And you said i should not give up on nigeria? So these people are hell bent on not allowing the common man get jucy jobs. How more greedy can a mortal human being be? This country really wish to be like america, canada etc one day? It can NEVER happen cuz you know why those countries are great and you just have to love them? Because everybody, and i mean everybody is given equal chance and opportunity in everthing. When was the last time you hear CBN, NNPC, NIA, printing and minting press, the presidency, NLNG recruiting? People no dey die for those places? Their employees no dey retire? Sacked? Promoted? Change jobs? So why are they never employing new people? Rather they do it in secret to employ only elite theif children. And us common people? Lets fight over npower, bank teller job, agricultural anchor borrower program, labourer and mechanic training schemes etc God almighty, avenge for us

SalamRushdie:
The man arrested was in Charge of the Benue lives stock guards a state owned organization mandated by Benue laws enforce anti grazing laws ... don't you think you would be better if those arming the killer Herdmen are arrested too

Get out of here my friend. Since when does a state have the authority to constitute and arm a group of thugs to protect useless laws? Only the f.g can create and arm security agencies by law. why didnt the state also make laws to ban open farming so that every farm must be fenced. That way no cattle will venture into a farm as the farm is already fenced by law. Dont blame the herdsmen who must defend their cattle against marauding thugs who see the cattle as an easy means to get rich thereby stealing the cattle and hacking the owners to death under one useless anti grazing nonsense. Gun those thugs into the afterlife, let them go and defend the anti grazing whatever in hell. nonsense

I never took this guy serious until today. He seem to have that awolowo spirit of grass root advocacy, like when awolowo was denied access to northern populace by the northern oligargs, he suprised them by landing in kano with a helicopter in the mid of the common people to present his blueprint something they have never seen before. Sowore is really a force to be reckoned with if he will keep the momentum of engaging the grassroot common man like this. For some reason, i dont know why i feel like his own engagement with the common man is genuine unlike the obviously fake buying of plantain and corn by the road side by people like fayose and wike. Please sowore show us your plans and blueprint for the economy, security, infrastructure, foreign relations etc and you will have my vote. I ilike your style already

See perfect plan but people are still against it. What then do you want them to do with the over 20 million cows in nigeria? I have come to the realization that whatever the government does, nigerians will always be against it. First they said ranching wont work so allow the herdsmen to roam with their cows, nigerians complained. Now they said ranching is the best and they came up with a very workable ranching plan, nigerians are still complaining. So what should they do? The government in this case need to ignore anybody against its plan and go ahead to do whats best for the country. Nigerians are impossible to please i tell you

TheKabal:
We need paranoid service Chiefs not the current guys we have, and the only way to groom paranoid soldiers is to train them in China or Russia or North Korea

You have perfectly put it, we need paranoid service chiefs. America itself developed their best weapons like the u2 bomber, b52, etc during a time of extreme paranoia. People like general curtis lemay were very paranoid hence founded the strategic air command which controls bombers, ICBM's, spy planes etc america also built the massive interstate highway system solely as a military infrastructure project because of paranoiar of been attacked at any moment. We too need to start thinking along those lines. Embark on massive highway and bridge building projects, acquire anti aircraft defences from russia, strengthen borders with drones, massively upgrade and spread out the defence industries coporation of nigeria etc things are been planed against nigeria o. We need to wake up quickly

Just as i said before. The recent news about syrians streaming to nigeria is so strange because its absolute lie. Where are the syrians? Its very strange as i see no syrians around even though i live close to the hotbed state of borno. I knew immediately that something is up, cuz this type of thing is usually a precusor to false flag operations. What are these westerners planning against nigeria? hmmm

The bishops are mad. Those five cowards ganged up and murdered a human being, they were caught, investigated, and a competent court of law found them guilty and sentenced them to death which is consumate with the crime they commited, yet these bishops are pleading for the guilty to be released because they are christians. You think the law is biased like you? Hang them jor

A wise man once said: dont do what you feel is right, do what works. So girl want money, guy wants puszzy, both get what they want. Fair exchange if you ask me

Some things are worth forgiving, not this one. I say take revenge. Thats how one useless girl is trying hard to fleece me of my hard earned money. I tried toasting her, but she made it clear that my level never reach to date her. A local girl o, that is being passed around carelessly. But whenever she see me ordering fried chicken, she starts to act nice and wants me to get for her too. I also made it clear to her that i will be the last person she can chop his money, that am not her guy so stop pastering me. She simply dont understand why i will not fall mugu. These girls dont deserve nice gestures

Woman. As president. Of nigeria. Impossican't. There is something about being abroad that decieve women into thinking that they can do these kind of things here, you cant be president here not because people will not support you, but because of the nature of the country, the old guard cabals etc

AfricAryan:
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my friend all you said there didnt tackle the concerns i raised. About them having the best economy, how is it to your advantage if you cant work there? Its illegal for students to work. You said the language is best for business and tech, yes but study nko? About staying after studies, who in their right minds will want to come back after studies only to join the unemployment line in nija again. But in china, you must leave after your studies. About working, you are totally lying, its illegal to work as student in china, plus its known fact that all the countries i listed allow you to stay for up to two years after studies and work while studying and full time work during holidays. About everythin being made in china, still doesnt mean shitz since as a student i cant work. Lastly, its not just about porn, i want to know that i have uncensored internet, a free press and freedom of speech and religion, free and tolerant society etc china is a wack country jor

I dont know why people want to go and study in china sef. A country where you cant work while studying, cant stay after studies, very restrictive and censored internet, racist, enormous language barrier etc common people, you no see better countries to go to? See japan, see scandanavian countries, see germany, see canada etc all these countries have a very open and tolerant people, freedom of press and vibrant counter culture and opposition which might seem unimportant but trust me it makes life more memorable and diversely fun. Plus uncensored internet which is very essential for academic and intellectual development, you can work while studying and stay after your studies etc

I bet you op also dont know why its called world cup? What is the cup for? I dont see any cup anywhere. Why didnt they call it world football tournament?

kimbraa:
LOL. Sorry, I can't take a Nairalander offline. We can always chat here. Have a great night.

Alright, thats cool too. I made you laugh right? No one deserve to be tensed this beautiful night, so one of my aims have been achieved reducing the captivity of negativity on this thread. As to my calculated fancy of you, am still interested in getting to know you. So for now, have a great night aswell.

kimbraa:
People mistake me for an extrovert on Nairaland, but in reality, I'm an ambivert. I rarely talk, and if I must; I think before doing so.

I came on this thread to have fun but some foolish lot felt coming in a group would give them an edge. Some dare not quote me where they know they can't get "Likes"...like that colourich girl 'cause she's a coward! And the other one that begs for a living followed suit. Anyway, it's all good.

Thats good then, i just felt like making somebody happy right now, cuz to keep whats happening where i am all to myself will be selfish of me. I kid you not, its showering lightly and calmly, the air is cool, the location is on top of a mountain (mambilla plateau), and here i am, totally in sync with myself and you. Talking to you will be interesting, My digits are 0 eight 0, 9 one.26,eighteen 92. Although totally off tonight, but back on tomorrow. Will be honoured to hear from you kimbraa

kimbraa:
Ego doesn't let guys ask airtime from girls. Would you ask any of your female friends airtime?

If I insult you now, you'll realise how aggressive I'm. Ode!

kimbraa you this troublesome girl, what is it huh? Always getting in fights and whatnot. You need some bull whip whipping. Get intouch girl, quote this quote and off we go from there. savy?

This 2016 batch are really greedy o. You have been enjoying 30k for two years and never made plans on when the free money will finally end. So una no want make 2017 people also enjoy the national cake ba? Only thinking on how to greedily permanent yourselfs to enjoy it alone. So out of those two years, you couldnt save atleast 200k out of 720k as capital to start something and continue life, you go hear am when the thing end by november, and 2017 beneficiaries will start to laugh at you just like you doing to them now

ZorGBUooeh:
Happy sallah to my Muslim frends but why be say?I never smell food,No sign of ram meat,No party rice..Na so so pipu on native I just dey see.

before nko? We go cook the meat and shikin in secrecy na. When christmas came, did you not eat it alone? Now you want to chop ours abi? Hahaha am joking mehn, usually the meat enjoyment part is more evident in the big eid which is two months from now, thats when rams in huge numbers will be slaughtered and every house will seem to be frying meat from all the delicious smells you can percieve. Alhamdulillah, may Allah the most merciful show us next year fasting and eid.

Do you guys realize something with the bitchesz on nairaland, as soon as you call them any bad word, they dont have any logical answer except to abuse either your mother,sisters etc that is the trademark of chewing gum chewing, high hill wearing, night walking prostitutes. Always resorting to insult of parents, they were mostly violated as children, grew up poor, raised in a broken home, were not disciplined atall, lack manners and totally uncouth. Hence dont know the value of parents. So to respond to d op, let the high demands and expections lead most of these nija girls to extinction. Why should the government do anything about it, you appraoch a girl, she turns you down instantly, your financial situation changes, she want to be back, now everyone is complaining that there is too many single women. No be dem create the problem, are they not the most greedy people ever.? Let them get old and die single jor, we dont have their time anymore

Mtsheeew, in most cases the maid is sexier and hotter than the madam of the house jor. The maid is mostly young with killer aszz and boobz, has that sexualy alluring look and is more freaky in bed. While the madam of house will just allow her body to go out of shape carelessly as soon as you marry them, they bacome a slob with folding fats all over, they become naggy and very disrespectful, they deny you sexz claiming they aint in the mood knowing fully well that men love sexz, they become greedy with that thing between their legs. So why wont oga fall in lust with the maid

Lol nigerians are not smiling o. But seriously see how hefty the fat cat looks after feeding fat on our common wealth., while most of his citizens look lean and malnurished. I just wonder how greedy a person can be to be a governor for many years yet refuse to build proper pipe bourne water to houses, refuse to build atleat one truly world class hospital in the state, etc and yet have the guts to steal public money, build mansions for themselfs, buy properties abroad without pity on the suffering masses. Dont ever feel pity for politians, let that his crisp cloth and cap be torn to shreds inside one hellish prison in one corner of nigeria, let him be ruffled and beaten to pulp and raped and be made the prison toilet cleaner. I dont care cuz am still strugling and suffering to survive thanks to all these past leaders who refuse to make our lives better

You see thats why i tell people if you must lie, make sure you cover all your tracks well. Think of every eventuallity and how to get out of it easily. I dont know why some parents are so hard on their kids though instead of sitting your child down, make him feel comfortable and ask him to be brutaly truthful with you, that no matter how much he messed up, you are ready to help him in achieving his dreams as long as he promise to do his best. That will allow your child to really talk to you about the mess he made, his plans of correcting his mistakes and everyone is happy at the end of the day. After understanding your child's academic challenges, you can enrol him in extra lessons, buy books etc for him and see how they will flurish. Harshness by parents only lead children to thinking of how to run away, join bad friends etc so op, first of all act mature, not disrespectful, but mature, then meet your mom or some cool uncles that understand these things to help you talk to your dad.

Tell us another story jor. Goodluck too wore that black cloth for six years. Did he sign visa free agreement with morocco? So that we can travel to the second most developed country in africa without visa, will moroccan companies establish factories here in nija? Other than that, his visit is as insignificant to me as saraki's issues. Btw why is that morroco king always wearing the same kind of dress always. Suits, kaftans, tshirt and jeans etc also exist you know

There is something that is called grace. Dolapo osinbajo definitely has it, you can see it in her. What a graceful woman, what a rarity. Mr osinbajo, kneel down and thank god please

You reach a point in wealth that basically nothing catches your fancy anymore. Its almost somekind of wisdom you get that simplicity is the norm

Nothing in hell will make me fly all these danfo airlines like air maroc, afriqiya, kenyan etc when world class recognized airlines like emirates, qatar, lufthansa, klm, british airways etc exist. The difference in cost between these world class airlines and the danfo ones are in most cases just plus or minus fifty to one hundred dollars. I will rather sacrifice the extra money and enjoy world class cabin experience, world class cuisine, world class safety, world class terminal buildings, etc than allow some socalled north african arab to mistreat me in there airports even though they collected my hard earned money. No way