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Politics / Re: Stranded Men Meet Fulani Herdsman In Abuja. See What Happened. Photo by cronsberg: 11:01pm On Jul 22, 2018 |
mumureloaded:Mr man, whats deductive reasoning? And i pray that you will be traveling and the car completely breakdown in the middle of nowhere at evening time, then rain start to fall and armed robber are a little distance away. The only thing in that bush are fulani huts, lets see whether you no go humble and seek help from them to pass the night. I know your type, very hypocritical, ignorant, piss their trouser in real life scary situations and foam 'peter the rock' on the internet. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Lady Travels From Abuja To "Lagos" To Have Fun With A Guy,See What Happened.PICS by cronsberg: 9:53pm On Jul 21, 2018 |
So a girl will actually leave her place to visit a guy somewhere? A guy thats not a long time boyfriend or husband, a guy you only met online. Dont you see how shameful that is? How cheap it makes you look. Where is your dignity? Does it not seem more natural for a guy to do the visiting? Atleast the girl will be safe if its the guy visiting, its more dignified that way. And with all the news of girls killed for rituals even by their boyfriends, i really didnt think that females can be more brainless. wow 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Re: 2000-Year-Old Stone Coffin Discovered In Egypt Finally Opened (Graphic Photos) by cronsberg: 11:53am On Jul 20, 2018 |
I want you guys to mark my words very carefully and take what am about to tell you very seriously. Ever heard of the story that fulani people came from the sea? Thats what u are seeing here. A very long time ago, what we now call fulani people were originally a mixture of sea spirits and humans (thats why you never see there footsteps or cattle after an incident in a village), there descendants came out of the red sea with cattle in tow to explore the earth, and you know cattle leaves a lot of dung, so before they could all exit the sea, the egyptians enclosed them using black magic in the stone enclosure you are seeing. Now just coming from the sea left some sea water in the enclosure combined with cattle dung stock to their shoes is what the egyptians called sewage water today. The implication of opening the enclosure is that they just let free the original fulani spirit into the world. Brace up people and make way. Am not joking with this story, i mean it, just ask historians 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Egg Saga: Why She Really Got Slapped by cronsberg: 10:05am On Jul 20, 2018 |
Forzap:Who will want to fry four eggs at once huh? Hasn't she ever eaten eggs before? If not for greediness and hunger mentality, two eggs is enough for any normal adult when it goes with bread or indomie. Infact, try asking any girl to buy you 200 naira something and see how stingy females really are, yet she come just troway four eggs in the name of she be his girlfriend. I am sure she has never even used her money to buy the guy anything. I thank god am single o, cuz i just dont understand why a grown assz human will be eating free food in my house and getting free recharge cards and money from me just cuz we having sex. Relationships are wasteful expenditures jor 3 Likes |
Sports / Re: Ronaldinho Set To Marry His 2 Girlfriends At The Same Time. Photos by cronsberg: 9:26pm On Jul 19, 2018 |
DuBLINGreenb:You always loose money chasing after women, but you never loose women chasing after money |
Politics / Re: Buhari Meets Osinbajo, Saraki, Fayemi & APC Governors (Photos) by cronsberg: 7:11pm On Jul 19, 2018 |
omowolewa:Why do they need saraki and tambuwal, i thought you guys dont need northerners. You will not use us northerners this time around. It is buhari till 2023, then osinbajo for eight years, then another northerner |
Romance / Re: Different Types Of Ladies On The First Date. - Meme Collection by cronsberg: 9:49pm On Jul 18, 2018 |
folake4u:Dont be too full of yourself jor, why aren't you the one striking the conversation if not that you dont also know how to strike a conversation with a guy. Do ladies even know how to start a convo and sustain the convo? Most ladies are just boring as hell waiting on guys to start. 1 Like |
Travel / Re: Nigeria Air… FG Unveils New National Carrier by cronsberg: 3:08pm On Jul 18, 2018 |
Mtsheeew, the name isn't smooth on the tongue at all. Please try pronouncing nigeria air out loud and hear how rediculous it sounds. Air nigeria, sounds more better. Or better yet, why not refer it to its original name before which is nigerian airways. Sounds more smooth and classic |
Sports / Re: Sergio Ramos And Pilar Rubio Are Engaged After 3 Kids by cronsberg: 11:13am On Jul 18, 2018 |
Tampa6246:No be about we will get there o, we have already gotten there. When so called younger ladies keep insisting on foaming undatable fashion models and still playing the hard to get nonsense, even after they don already get chooked and aborted by some thug, they still wanna play games, so men are simply refusing to play the game and instead go for more matured, less confussing, straightforward women. I foresee a time when even to get husband to marry will become so difficult for young ladies that the prophecy about 10 women fighting really violently over a single man will be fulfilled. I myself don already start targetting an older women jare |
Politics / Re: 86 Cattle Rustled, Fulani Teenager Missing In Plateau by cronsberg: 7:39pm On Jul 16, 2018 |
Dear my fulani brothers. We are known to be patient people and never in haste. Please calm down, sit back and apply wisdom in all these constant missing cows, then attacks and reprisals etc it certainly can't be the small small villages i see around plateau and benue doing these things. There seem to be something very sinister, cunning and well planed going on. Please collaborate with these villages rather than attacking them blindly as anyone who lost a loved one will also want to revenge, and that can't take us anywhere. There seem to be well organized group of thugs likely sponsored by very powerful mafias who are never in the limelight to cause havoc going round these states stealing cows here and there with the aim of destabalization or civil anarchy. If u collaborate with those villages and sign a mutually beneficial peace agreement, the plans of the underground mafias will fail. I repeat, lets turn a leaf, collaborate with them, help each other, intermarry, share worries and concerns with them. Peace |
Politics / Re: Cattle Ranching: Nigeria Should Learn From Ghana – MURIC by cronsberg: 7:05pm On Jul 16, 2018 |
donnie:Or rather it is your cup that is about to be full, fool. Also it is you that will be shocked to discover that God never sleeps or rests, as it is you christians and jews that claim God rested on sunday or saturday respectively. Muslims always believed that God isnt like humans, therefore God never sleeps nor tire, has no begining nor end, is not begotten neither does he beget, and there is non like unto him. We also believe that almighty God is a just God. So with all the secret plans by C.A.N, sponsoring killings across the country, preaching hate in churches, dining with politicians and arming killers etc its you that ur cup is about to be full |
Food / Re: Lessel In Benue Where A Basket Of Tomatoes Goes For N150 by cronsberg: 8:30pm On Jul 15, 2018 |
As a fulani man through and through, i will always unashamedly keep saying that i envy those benue people in a good way. When i passed through benue some years ago, i dont know why i just fell in love with the place. I saw what good agriculture looks like, from seeing abundant giant yams in commercial quantity, to jucy looking giant mangoes, to very jucy looking oranges, to lush and green land, even the girls look appealing with naturally radiant black skin with very generous backside to compliment. I dont know why nomadic fulanis keep disturbing those people and distracting them from farming (which they seem to be very good at). Please my people, settle down in one place, give ur cattle some rest and rest yourself too, improve cattle breed, send your children to school, establish milk companies and meat packing industries etc collaborate with the middle belt farmers harmoniously to be getting food products while you supply them milk,beef,manure,leather etc it can work, so why not? 6 Likes |
Events / Re: Party Invitation That Is Giving Feminists The Equality They Want by cronsberg: 6:13pm On Jul 15, 2018 |
Guys should check out "men are better than women .com" to see the bull shitzz in feminism. All the bridges, cars, planes, trains, roads, buildings, power plants, phones, computers, ships, stadiums, pipelines, power lines, mines, factories, etc are build by men. If men were to vanish from earth today, the world will turn to stone age era overnight as women wouldn't know what to do. But if women were to vanish, men will simply invent artificial wombs and move on with life. I will start taking feminism serious when i see women wearing a hard hat and go into a coal mine, carrying guns and go to the war front, working in quaries and shipyards, working as lumber jacks and deck hands on ships, mining iron and working in steel plants, climbing and repairng 30,000 volt power lines, being window washers of 70 story towers, working as rig hands on an oil rig far off in the atlantic or north sea etc all these are man jobs that females simply can't do. Its just preferential treatment they want, not equality |
Travel / Re: Unknown Ship Spotted At Elegushi Beach (Photos) by cronsberg: 9:25pm On Jul 14, 2018 |
Omo we are in trouble. I can see queen Ann's revenge written on the left side of the ship, and the pearl written on the other side. This is a gang up of jack sparrow, captain barbosa and black beard coming to loot nigeria dry, using the old pirate motto, 'take everything you can, give nothing back'. I can even see master gibbs on the upper deck. Or maybe it could just be a ship carrying toxic waste to be dumped in africa. Whatever you choose to believe in 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Photos Of Rabiu Kwankwaso In Church On Friday Instead Of Mosque Go Viral by cronsberg: 12:04pm On Jul 14, 2018 |
softmind24:what of someone that is born of a man? |
Politics / Re: Nigerians Mock Governor Fayose, Remind Him Of What Happened In 2014. Photos by cronsberg: 9:57pm On Jul 11, 2018 |
By the time buhari finish using the mighty, thorny, veiny and dry federal dickkk to screw fayose's moist assz, he will know that heaven is far. Was he not the one acting like a tout insulting everyone and advocating for what can only be described as crimes against humanity? Strong arming himself into the governoship and playing do or die politics. He never thought the tables might turn one day. He never see anything |
Romance / Re: I Showed Interest In A Girl, She Said I Should Come To Their House. Any Advice? by cronsberg: 8:05pm On Jul 07, 2018 |
els0nm0rali:How does your intention towards a girl become pure without first dating her? To see whether she herself is pure? And you certainly dont start dating a girl in her father house, or do you do that? To my knowldge going to see her home and thus seeing her people comes last after you must have dated for a while. Cuz going to her home signifies you intend marriage, which you can't decide on that until you dated her long enough. You see the conondrum? She wanted to put the cart before the horse, in other words she wants to hook me straight into marriage talk without first dating and getting to know her better. So i ran fast from that confusing scenario |
Romance / Re: I Showed Interest In A Girl, She Said I Should Come To Their House. Any Advice? by cronsberg: 7:44pm On Jul 07, 2018 |
Prognose:Arrant nonsense, why talk in hints? Why not talk straight? And who said she refused and i persisted? Also did i sound bitter to you? So complaining of how unstraightforward women are is being bitter? If not interested, say you not interested simple. Anyway, if talk don too much e go be like say pesin don drink, so ihave since start dating a mature babe that knows exactly what she wants 1 Like |
Romance / Re: I Showed Interest In A Girl, She Said I Should Come To Their House. Any Advice? by cronsberg: 5:19pm On Jul 07, 2018 |
Prognose:mtsheeew, get out jor. I dont chase women, if she wants to be chased then let her chase herself. I never said its by force, but why lie? Why foam? Just be honest dammit. Just say u aint interested. I was just using this example to show how women are there own worst enemies. They all want a guy to show interest, a guy shows interest and they start to foam ungettable beauty queens. Even average looking or ugly girls o. Its almost like they want you to beg for their time. I be child? lol 1 Like |
Romance / Re: I Showed Interest In A Girl, She Said I Should Come To Their House. Any Advice? by cronsberg: 3:35pm On Jul 07, 2018 |
Biglittlelois:what is it in a phone number? Its a freaking number for god sake.its so i can contact you not bang you. Secondly, which girl takes a guy home on first toasting, without communicating, dating, knowing each other. Going to her father house signify i want to marry her. How do i decide to marry her without first getting her number, then dating, then courting etc? As to the hard to get nonsense, its just her number am asking for and to "ask her out", why will a girl play hard to get with that? You women have problem o, you want a man to approach you, yet make it impposible for him to toast you? What is that eh? I refuse to play that game jor, will move on to a more reasonable and mature lady who knows what she is doing 1 Like |
Romance / I Showed Interest In A Girl, She Said I Should Come To Their House. Any Advice? by cronsberg: 1:55pm On Jul 07, 2018 |
So guys this happened to me recently. I saw a girl that i was eyeing, stopped her and the following conversation happened. Mind you this is in a small town o, not even city. So the idea of taking a girl out doesnt apply cuz where do you even take a girl out in a village? Me: please i wan talk to you if you dont mind. Girl: ok, but they send me errand,so maybe later? Plus am hungry now. Me: you cant even spare a minute to hear me out? Plus how do i even see you later? Then give me your number. GIRL: i have misplaced my simcard. ME: but i saw you earlier on phone. GIRL: it wasnt my phone. ME: i hope you know am interested in you, be truthful how do i see you later? GIRL: if you want to see me, come to our house. Is this girl serious at all?first thing should go to your house? Na marraige i wan come propose to your parents? Plus am damn sure she has a phone, so why lie? Its better to tell me you not interested. Thirdly, so village girls also foam hard to get? wow 5 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Princess Vitarah Steps Out In Cleveage-Baring Bra Top Barely Covering Her Boobs by cronsberg: 12:55pm On Jul 07, 2018 |
Please someone correct me if am wrong. But i thought the bible, quran, torah, all discouraged immodest dressing especially by women and told men to lower their gaze. Is this woman not a christian? Then logically speaking, what is she trying to achieve with those her pics? If you ask ladies as to why they dress half nakedd or in an obviously over tight leggings and not modestly to avoid tempting men, they become angry as if you insulted them, saying things like did you buy the cloths for me? And people want god to answer their prayers? Seriously? Isn't temptation the tradmark of satan? So why be angry if you are told to cover up and stop tempting men? And you are happy if men are tempted by you. Do you not see that the devil is using you? Or are you aware but just ignore it. You will be asked and must answer on the day of judgment o. hmmmm |
Health / Re: Early Morning Preachers Have Made My Life Miserable by cronsberg: 7:50am On Jul 07, 2018 |
Is it not you people that were threatening hell fire when elrufai banned open street preaching and noice polution from street speakers in kaduna? Why are you now complaining of the same thing. Nigerians and there overdo attitude eh. Preaching inside church is now not enough, you must preach inside bus, on street, inside market etc with megaphones. Barbing saloons and every other shop is just blaring music from giant loudspeakers, is that not madness? 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Nigerian Teenage Couple by cronsberg: 12:07pm On Jul 05, 2018 |
lilfreezy:But i guess you understand the fact that marriagable age in the U.K is 16years and most eastern european countries is 14years. And you also understand that weed is legal in canada, execution is legal in the U.S, abortion is legal in italy, uthenesia is legal in new zealand, slavery is legal in libya, prostitution is legal in netherlands, etc and that most southern girls start to have sex at the age of 12 and get pregos or abort by the age of 14, such that a 20 year old girl has aborted three or four times already. Is that what you are decieving yourself with into thinking that you are civilized? With all the cultism, murders, baby factories, drug smugling, counterfit medicine, militancy, etc we dont want you to undertand us cuz your understanding will not help us in anyway. Just stick to your hypocrisy 1 Like 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: President Emmanuel Macron Speaks Pidgin English Better Than Some Nigerians by cronsberg: 10:32pm On Jul 04, 2018 |
This french charm offensive is working on me o. I may just consider france for my masters and learning french as a second language. For the first time, i feel a president of a country is down to earth and in tune with the common man or atleast trying to be in tune with the common man. The french leader and canadian prime minister dey try for that area. 1 Like |
Travel / Re: Trucks Of Illegal Immigrants From Niger Republic Intercepted In Kogi. Photos by cronsberg: 8:54pm On Jul 04, 2018 |
ignis:Do you fools even know that both nigeria and the republic of niger are in ecowas? And that the ecowas charter allows for free and unhindered movement of people and goods across member countries. Just because their mode of transport is a trailer doesnt make them illegal in any way. If you have a problem with that, get elected as president and withdraw nigeria from ecowas. nonesense bunch of intollerant and hate filled asszholless |
Celebrities / Re: Tupac’s Murder: Keefe D Confesses As He Is Dying Of Cancer by cronsberg: 7:03pm On Jul 03, 2018 |
L.A baby. We invented the gang. God knows i love that city. The home of counter culture, home of pac, dre, cube, easy E, snoop. The home of b ball, hollywood, sunset boulaverd, venice beach, the home of marijuana, silicon valley, home of mythbusters, libertarianism, the home of 'next friday'(movie), californication, the list is endless. See you one day L.A and rest in peace pac 2 Likes 1 Share |
Pets / Re: Twitter User Begs For $3000 For The Surgery Of Her Dog by cronsberg: 8:35pm On Jun 29, 2018 |
Mtsheeew. Send the dog via DHL, there is a nice little street corner hospital in calabar that will give it a nice treatment. You hear? 1 Like |
Fashion / Re: Auditions Of 2018 Miss Ambassador For Peace Photos As Finals Holds June, 30 by cronsberg: 8:24pm On Jun 29, 2018 |
Ambassadors for peace yet they are making my boxers to erupt in violent conflict, raging, restless and tearing my trouser looking for who to devour 1 Like |
Islam for Muslims / Re: Quran Forbids Lottery, Gambling, Games Of Chance by cronsberg: 11:16am On Jun 29, 2018 |
hollah123:Atleast my religion has evidence to contradict all these allegations you are spewing. But the bible that has clear verses encouraging murder, incest, child molestation by pastors, idol worship nko? Do you know that modern christianity is just a demented scam and fraud? Pastors raping choir boys, priests defrauding congregation with fake miracles, christian terrorists murdering people in central africa and the balkans, christian women prostituting all over muslim lands, christian guys smugling drugs all over muslim lands, the church has become a dance club with half naked women and bling wearing pastors rather than a religious house. Ya' ll are really sick in the head 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: Do Fulanis Really Love That Cows That Much? by cronsberg: 9:54am On Jun 26, 2018 |
NOETHNICITY:I dont even know why you answered the fool. I was about to give him a detailed and objective response as to why i think fulanis love their cattle and try to explain the violence going on to him in a sensible manner, but i realized he already has his mind made up to be biased and narrow minded. Those villagers constantly harrass and kill both cattle and herder, i have seen it first hand how they mass murdered fulanis in numan and the mambilla plateau, without any provocation o, but when they were dealt with later on, they scream bloody murder. Let the problem continue until everybody comes to their senses in realizing that they cannot wipe out the fulani and the fulani also cannot wipe out the villagers. A natural solution will then arise 2 Likes 1 Share |
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