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RomanceRe: "My First And Best Sex Experience Ever" - Shared By A Woman by cronsberg: 2:33am On Oct 02, 2016
tico1212:
You welcome... can we make this private?
omo see bold guy o! "nice dp, thanks, ur welcome can we make this private? " hahahahaha i like ur style man
RomanceRe: Photos! Man Marries His Wife Despite Rejection by cronsberg: 12:13am On Sep 26, 2016
RadicallyBlunt:
What exactly resulted to the shock? Be realistic. If things were right, the parents would be there. So what caused d rejection
its like u are not in this nigeria o! so u are not aware that some families reject a spouse solely for being from a different tribe? in that kind of scenario, wont u go ahead and marry the person u love whether anybody attended or not? i know i would.
CelebritiesRe: How Tonto Dikeh Met Her Husband After Turning Her Life Around by cronsberg: 8:39pm On Mar 01, 2016
In other words, she realized that her biological clock is running out, boobbs are starting to sag, wrinkles are evident on her face without the makeup, her attractiveness is quickly deminishing, her pucsi is wide open, and probably grey hair is starting to appear. Therefore, all of a sudden she remembers God and prayer, and quickly fooled a rich fool to settle down with her. But unknown to the fool, he is settling with a leftover from other guys. Truth is that women are depreciating assets in nature, and they use emotion or the name of God to trap a fool into settling down with them once they realize their options are severly limited due to age and living wild while young. Guys however are appreciating assets with age, such that the older a guy gets, the more attractive he is to younger women, the more mature and successful he becomes, the more options and choice he has at his disposal. Thats why when guys and girls were young, the girls seem to be getting every guy they want and diss everyone they want, but as time goes on and both get older, guys become more successful and get any girl they want and diss any they want, its the law of nature, its karmic justice. This guy with tonto can get a hot young early twenties girl with smoking hot body, firm supple breastttsss like fresh bread out of the oven, and with a firm puscci, but he decided to settle for this old hag. what a shame
PoliticsRe: Kemi Adeosun-a Victim Of Arab Islamic Intimidation by cronsberg: 1:13pm On Feb 29, 2016
AntiMahdi:
And from which mullah's ass did you pull that taqiyya lie that Qatar is the richest country in the world?
Your hatred for anything islamic will not allow you to see reality. As of 2016, Qatar has the highest per capita income in the WORLD, overtaking luxemburg in 2012. As we speak, its the richest country in the middle east and one of the richest in the world. Forget pictures and stories you hear about dubai, saudi arabia and how rich they are, Qatar is the real deal. If i was the president, i would also make it a priority to have countries like qatar to be my best friends because i know unlike the western countries who only talks for years but actually do nothing on ground to help you develop, countries like qatar don;t bullsh***t around, they will genuinly help you start a national carrier for instance, even dashing you some of their brand new planes from their hundreds in qatar airlines, they can dash you billions to build real infrastructure, they can invest by building new cities and malls and what have you in your country. Thats why its an arab billionaire thats building the centenery city in abuja, they can also easily pump billions to revitalize our dead national telephone company NITEL.
TravelRe: Any Nigerian Citizen Living In Egypt Or Libya?? by cronsberg: 11:56am On Feb 19, 2016
mario147:
Have you been there before?
mario, i need info asap. Which way do i go?
TravelRe: Any Nigerian Citizen Living In Egypt Or Libya?? by cronsberg: 11:51am On Feb 19, 2016
Dikachi44:
Bro how can somebody send money from libya to nigeria?
Bros abeg you de for libya so? I wan ask u some question
PoliticsRe: EFCC Targets 750 New Employment, Moves To Investigate Diezani by cronsberg: 8:00pm On Feb 08, 2016
How the hell will EFCC employ people when you can't even find them online? Lets say i want to apply to EFCC, how the crap am i suppose to even begin? do you know they don't have a website? How do people send in their applications then.
TV/MoviesRe: Brilliant Movie Quotes You Find Inspiring by cronsberg: 1:32pm On Feb 08, 2016
"You will always loose money chasing after women, but you will never loose women chasing after money" The boss telling Chris rock in I think i love my wife
FoodRe: The Chicken Burger I Bought At Onitsha Restaurant (Pictures) by cronsberg: 9:39am On Feb 01, 2016
You see why i mostly only patronize well known established companies right? They can't afford to play a trick on the customer knowing they could loose millions if he sue. If i really wanted burgers, i try my best to visit a MCdonalds branch in my area, if its chiken and fries that i want, i locate a KFC near by and suit my self. Thats because i know there is no way i can order for a chicken burger in mcdonals but instead get a fried egg burger, and the meals at those well known eateries even tastes more delicious than the unknown eateries who most often know nothing of burgers or chicken but foolishly venture into it. Most times, the onions or tomatoe in their burgers stink due to spoilage, or they over apply mayonese or some crap to totally ruin the burger. But in a Mcdonalds or KFC, you can bet your leg that you will get a well arranged and delicious meal because they take there time to do it. Even if i don't have a Mcdonalds or KFC in my area, i supress my desire until i visit abuja, lagos, ph e.t.c where they are available and then totally quench my supressed apetite.
PoliticsRe: Ambode Lights Up Third Mainland Bridge (photos) by cronsberg: 8:33pm On Jan 29, 2016
one thing i loved about lagos when i recently went there(first time) was the 24 hourness of live. We arrived at 2am but the traffic girdlock was huge with trailers in there thousands, vegetables and fruits from every part of the country also arriving, taxi men where up and awake ready to take any passengers, factories were busy producing products, some streets while entering lagos was smelling so good as resturants were also busy cooking meals for the day. It was just so amazing seeing hustle and bustle even at 2am. But where i came from, everything close up after 10 or 11pm, it was very boring. The world have moved on since, every capital city in nigeria should be 24hour cities.
TravelRe: Wada Launches Lokoja Mega Terminal (Photos) by cronsberg: 7:55pm On Jan 22, 2016
Is this what they call mega terminal? If anything, it looks more like the parking lot of a mini mall. Doesn't these people know what a transport terminal looks like? Usually a massive three or four story building with ground floor as parking areas for buses and first floor as ticketing and passenger seating area, then second floor as maybe resturants and other things, then third floor as cinemas and rest rooms e.t.c The objective is everything should be under one roof no matter how massive if can be. I honestly expected to see something like this..

PoliticsRe: Nigerians: You Live In A Paradise And Dont Even Know It! by cronsberg: 9:22pm On Jan 20, 2016
OP, you are not making sense at all. The government should do whatever it can first to improve the country whether by borrowing or whatever, then and only then should the citizens be made to pay increased bills. Do you Op even live in nigeria? Do you know how much it will cost you to guarantee yourself 24 hours of electricity each day in nigeria? How much will it cost you to setup a truly uninterruptred always on internet connection in nigeria? do we even have truly cabled broadband internet in nigeria besides the worthless mobile internet we have?
You see i used to live in an asian country. I paid 4000 naira a month for cabled internet, with only that 4000 naira, i browsed youtube 24/7, download thousands of movies if i want, watched live t.v channels online, download hundreds of documentaries, download softwares and so many more. If i was in nigeria, the only option i have is to buy a 2 gig airtel data for 2000 naira and as soon as i watch at most 2 long documentaries on youtube, the data is finished. What option does that kind of data plan live for a guy like me who needs to be constantly on the internet tinkering with networking softwares like wireshark, running networking commands, configuring and troubleshooting routers and switches. Even more supprissing is that i paid at most 150 naira a month on electricity bill, and that guarantees me quality uninterrupted electricity 24 hours a day, paid about only 50 naira a month for water bill and got constant running water in my tap without interruption.
Now, how many decades have nigerians been paying exorbitant bills and all sorts of multiple illegal tax but without the accompanying improvement in the quality of life? Its enough, the government should instead fix the country before demanding anything they want to demand.
PoliticsRe: Court Orders DSS To Take Nnamdi Kanu To Prison by cronsberg: 8:13pm On Jan 20, 2016
Come to think of it, this Kuje prison holds a lot of famous people o. from dasuki to metuh to kanu. If i can organize a group of well armed dare devil expendable mercinerries, i fit break those people out of that prison in exchange for some millions of that stolen money. Food for thought. But doesn't the government think that its a risk to keep all those famous looters in the same prison?
PoliticsRe: Okonjo-iweala Connived With World Bank, IMF To Write Off Ajaokuta Steel Company by cronsberg: 9:33pm On Jan 05, 2016
One thing you cant deny is that we can never allow ajaokuta to die. Everything possible must be done to revive it. I bet people here screaming that its unviable haven't really gotten a close up view of this strategic steel mill of national importance. It is a giant industrial complex that is simply too important to continue staying idle. There are things that i believe a country like nigeria should do anything possible to actualize because of there strategic importance, and because of there industrialization launching potentials. First i think should be the revival of the ajaokuta steel complex, second should be the construction of the 3000 megawatt mambilla dam, third should be the north - south railway project, then the massive inter- state highway system project e.t.c I will never take buhari's government serious about economic diversification until i see Ajaokuta being really revived, and massive construction equipments working hard at the mountains of the mambilla plateau building that gaddam long overdue dam
Christianity EtcRe: The Church Being Built By Governor Dickson In Bayelsa - Photos by cronsberg: 8:31pm On Jan 03, 2016
Is there actually any real tangible infrastructure project going on in the south south and south east? You guys are busy building things that will not impact on the common man at all like statue of jesus, church buildings, five star golf courses e.t.c Are you guys not seeing what the current crop of northern governors are doing? Real infrastructure, real diversification and industrialization is going on in the north silently. Just few examples; a spanish company is busy building a 100 megawatt solar power plant in kano, another company is in the initial stages of building another 100 megawatt solar plant in kaduna, Just few days ago, one of the largest intergrated juice and youghurt factories is commissioned in zaria, the largest animal feedmill plant in northern nigeria is in full operation in adamawa state, several states in the north have budgeted more than 60 billion naira in 2016 on infrastructure alone, the massive dangote tomatoe processing plant is in full operation in kano, honeygold sugar has invested 300 million dollars in adamawa state and is busy building their factories to produces sugar, in most northern states now, providing real portable tap water to homes and businesses are priority by governors as massive water treatment plants are being built and existing ones upgraded, go and see for yourself real road projects going on linking to the hinterlands of northern states and how roads are being rebuild in the capital cities, there is also a conscious effort at urban renewal, I can also speak authoritatively that atleast three northern states are currrently building real world class meat processing facilities (abatiors), e.t.c let me stop here. The point is that if within few years pictures are shown of those economy enhancing projects, people will be wondering how and when the north did all that and what the other governors were busy doing. Why not then hold your governors accountable now instead of waiting a few years only to insult them online and allow them go scot free. Tell them what you really need now, let them build durable roads to the nooks and crannies, let them build massive dams and water treament plants and pipe it to homes and businesses, in short, let them build people impacting things, and if you now achieve a certain level of balance and prosperity, you can embark of "for show" projects like statues, resorts, luxury hotels, e.t.c
PoliticsRe: Emir Sanusi With Daughter Shaheeda On Her Wedding Today by cronsberg: 7:26pm On Jan 02, 2016
O boy, abeg mallam sanusi you dont have to look like a ninja or a samurai to be a king. Loosen up a bit. wear an elegant mufti, with an elegant cap and some nice cover shoes, clean shaven, and you would still be the king of kano, but this over dressing, even covering nose and mouth, plus a dark glasses indoors, thats too much mehn
Nairaland GeneralRe: FG Targets 13000MW Solar Electricity- Amina Mohammed by cronsberg: 6:24pm On Dec 27, 2015
ef these people mehn. Until i see a company clearing a massive piece of land and installing massive number of solar panels, i will not believe it
IslamRe: Eid-El-Malud: Celebrants Block Road In Gombe State (Photos) by cronsberg: 9:06am On Dec 25, 2015
Subhanallah, what level of ignorance is this. On which islamic authority are they using to justify the celebration of the prophet's birthday? I hope they know their actions inadvertently mean they are claiming to be more knowledgable about the prophet than the sahaba, who themselves lived with the prophet yet never celebrated his birthday. And if there is one thing you should know is very disliked in islam it is innovation/addition of things to the religion without any bases, plus extremism, but usually it is the additions such as this that lead to extremism which leads to all sorts of things and eventually hell fire
Science/TechnologyRe: The Locally-Made Vehicle I Saw In Aba - Pictures by cronsberg: 7:47pm On Dec 23, 2015
Impressive. Reminds me of the car used by Holmes to pick Dr Watson for his wedding in sherlock holmes. I myself is trying to tinker with hydrolics, amazed at how with just this simple oil and some basic tools, massive wieghts can be lifted effortlessly
AgricultureRe: See How Nigerians Are Killing Their Rice Value Chain by cronsberg: 8:04pm On Dec 22, 2015
I have always said it, show me an agricultural product and i will show you atleast ten byproducts that can come from it and ten industries it can start. E.g Cattle can start the beef processing industry, leather industry, adhesive industry, milk industry, ice cream, e.t.c Cotton can start feed mill industry, textile, even explosives, cotton seed oil, Money (some U.S dollars are made from cotton material) e.t.c all these are potential manufacturing industries. Imaging the job creation, imaging the export potential, imaging the revenue from tax, imaging the diversification from oil. But i will just never understand why our leaders and business people are such clueless
TravelRe: My Letter To US Consulate General And His Reply: What Do You Think? by cronsberg: 9:06am On Dec 22, 2015
Those western embassies don't have a nice and human reply system at all. If you are lucky to get a reply from them, its always cold and inhuman, like a we don't care attitude. The more reason why i dont blame people who migrate to their countries illegally, because they make it almost impossible to go to their countries the legal way. Just look at the Op situation, he got everything the embassy wanted, did everything the proper way, but was denied. why? As if migration and travelling is something bad or illegal. Open the borders, to hell with borders, to hell with nations, no human being is illegal cool

And to the guy who was saying being granted a visa is a priviledge and not a right. You are wrong buddy, the only reason for a visa is to ascertain that you are not a dangerous criminal, other than that, migration, travelling, mobility, freedom e.t.c are foundamental human rights
PoliticsRe: Diezani Alison-madueke Secretly Obtains Foreign Citizenship by cronsberg: 11:20am On Dec 20, 2015
Her plan was to retire to some tropical island paradise to live the rest of her life enjoying the looted funds. Wow, just like some exotic James Bond movie or novel whereby you acquire illicit wealth bymany means possible, then relocate to some island country and buy a sea side mansion with servants and all. You'd think africa has changed from the 1970s and 80s and 90s military crooks who stole hung on to power by force and stole billions without mercy, Not a goddam thing has changed, infact its worse
PoliticsRe: Iran Declare War 0n Nigeria Not Threat. by cronsberg: 8:36pm On Dec 18, 2015
Op. Forget all this your long analysis, in a real war situation, iran will bring nigeria to its knees within one day. I hope you know that when nigeria was busy buying AK 47s and sencond hand helicopters, iran was busy manufacturing long range ballistic missiles, S-300 anti aircraft missiles, submarines, Modern jet fighters(not the 1970s type that nigeria has), e.t.c e.t.c And do you know another thing about the iranian shia's? If their country is in a war, millions of them enlist in the army, other millions go the frontline and just run towards the enemy soldiers in an attempt to kill the enemy with bare hands and commit some kind of nationallistic suicide like the kamikazis of Japan. And to your suggestion that nigerians will have to rally round the troops and government, i can assure you that I personally will not rally behind any damn government. Did the government rally round me when i was busy looking for a common job for five years now? did the government rally round me when i attempted to start more than three businesses all of which failed? Forget jor. They start a war with iran, i sneak out of the country and go somewhere to live in peace. One thing i come to learn the hard way is that in this life as a grown up, i am definitely on my own, even people that used to care about your situation just dont care anymore. So i would rather rally round myself and be involved in personal persuit of happiness
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Becomes A Member Of Islamic Military Alliance- Aljezera by cronsberg: 8:21pm On Dec 15, 2015
It is now clear to me that christians, or whatever they call themselfs are not particularly agaisnt terrorism or barbarism, rather what they have a problem with is islam itself, and for no other reason than it calls to the truth of the oneness of the creator. Think about it, Jesus came with the authentic bible, yet they changed some words and verses to corrupt it. Logical and scientific reasoning suggests Jesus was far from a caucasian and most probably resembled a fair skinned black person, yet they changed that fact and instead created a false white caucasian Jesus with long blonde hair and blue eyes. They (the christians) constantly complain rather abusively that muslims are not doing anything in fighting terrorism, yet when muslims now form a military aliance for the sole purpose of fighting terrorism, they complain and condemn again that there is a plan to islamize nigeria and bla bla bla Just what the hell is wrong with you guys huh? Is this some kind of fulfilment of the quranic verse that says something like they will never be satisfied with anything you do until you become like them (join their religion)
PoliticsRe: No Nigerian State Has An Excuse To Be Poor by cronsberg: 8:55am On Dec 13, 2015
Op, please suggest how a state like Adamawa/Taraba can come out of poverty. For one, i know the duo are the largest owners of cattle in nigeria, plus one of the most fertile lands for farming in this country. Plus the amount of precious gems in the mountains of taraba is unimaginable, not to talk of the water resources blessed to that region which can easily generate 1000s of megawatts and support the cultivaton of millions of hectars of land. So what seems to be the problem with those states i don't understand
Christianity EtcRe: COZA Pastor Biodun Gets Luxurious Porsche, Unveils It To Church Members (Photos) by cronsberg: 9:38am On Dec 11, 2015
The whole christianity and church are a fraud. So this theif of a pastor bought a brand new luxury car with the monies he stole from the church and brezingly displays the car to the church members? And instead of the congregation stoning him and burning the car, they are instead applauding and smilling like donkeys. WOW
PoliticsRe: Rev. Graham: ‘no Muslims Should Be Allowed Into United State Of America by cronsberg: 8:56am On Dec 11, 2015
SamJed:
I love this...abduljabbar4 let me explain what u posted so that u won't repeat ur ignorance again...first of all the passages u quoted are all in the old testament...here is why...when God brought out the Israelites from Egypt and was taking them to their promised land, the Israelites constantly fell into sin thereby making God angry. After God constantly forgave them yet they were still sinning, God decided to give them strict rules of which death was a major penalty. This brought about all those rules of which death was involved that u are talking about. Yet the Israelites kept sinning. God's relationship with the Israelites then was like a by force something of which God didnt tolerate even the smallest sin. It was to the extent that of all the people that left Egypt only two entered the promised land even Moses that led them did not enter because he sinned. But upon all the strict rules, God found out that man still sinned so when Jesus came, he made it something of choice, he said 'i place before u life and death bt choose life that u may live'....the time of forcing someone to worship God and killing him if he doesn't ended when Jesus came...so in summary death as a penalty in the bible was as a result of the sins of the Israelites in order to checkmate them and it ended when Jesus gave us a freewill thereby condemning the killings. Note:there is no where where non Jews were forced to believe in God except as a slave unlike u guys.. The deaths were specifically within Israel... So please stop quoting the old testaments in ignorance. Now please explain these few passages.... Quran (2:191-193)-"And kill them wherever you find them, and turn them out from where they have turned you out. And Al-Fitnah[disbelief or unrest]is worse than killing... but if they desist, then lo! Allah is forgiving and merciful. And fight them until there is no more Fitnah[disbelief and worshipping of others along with Allah]and worship is for Allah alone. But if they cease, let there be no transgression except against Az-Zalimun (the polytheists, and wrong-doers, etc.)"...Quran (2:244)-"Then fight in the cause of Allah, and know that Allah Heareth and knoweth all things."
Quran (2:216)-"Fighting is prescribed for you, and ye dislike it. But it is possible that ye dislike a thing which is good for you, and that ye love a thing which is bad for you. But Allah knoweth, and ye know not."....Quran (3:56)-"As to those who reject faith, I will punish them with terrible agony in this world and in the Hereafter, nor will they have anyone to help."
Quran (3:151)-"Soon shall We cast terror into the hearts of the Unbelievers, for that they joined companions with Allah, for which He had sent no authority"....Quran (4:74)-"Let those fight in the way of Allah who sell the life of this world for the other. Whoso fighteth in the way of Allah, be he slain or be he victorious, on him We shall bestow a vast reward."...Quran (4:76)-"Those who believe fight in the cause of Allah…"
Quran (4:89)-"They but wish that ye should reject Faith, as they do, and thus be on the same footing (as they): But take not friends from their ranks until they flee in the way of Allah (From what is forbidden). But if they turn renegades, seize them and slay them wherever ye find them; and (in any case) take no friends or helpers from their ranks."...Quran(4:95)-"Not equal are those of the believers who sit (at home), except those who are disabled (by injury or are blind or lame, etc.), and those who strive hard and fight in the Cause of Allah with their wealth and their lives. Allah has preferred in grades those who strive hard and fight with their wealth and their lives above those who sit (at home). Unto each, Allah has promised good (Paradise), but Allah has preferred those who strive hard and fight, above those who sit (at home) by a huge reward "...Quran (8:15)-"O ye who believe! When ye meet those who disbelieve in battle, turn not your backs to them. (16)Whoso on that day turneth his back to them, unless maneuvering for battle or intent to join a company, he truly hath incurred wrath from Allah, and his habitation will be hell, a hapless journey's end." Modified: i went through the passages u posted earlier again and noticed u posted instructions on war...in the times of old nations fighting against nations for superiority or to take their land was rampant...the Israelites were not exemptions...most passages u quoted were those of war for either defense or attack and i think u should read the whole context before concluding that they were just meant to kill like u people...
But jesus did not come to abolish the old laws but to fulfill them, so the old testament is as valid today as the new testament
Foreign AffairsRe: Photo: Donald Trump Now Being Compared To Adolf Hitler Over Statement by cronsberg: 10:36pm On Dec 09, 2015
Funny thing is the guy is busy building trump towers all over the middle east from dubai to turkey to saudi arabia, but thinks muslims are terrorists and should not be allowed into the u.s . Do you guys not think that if he actually becomes the president and implements the muslim out agenda, and if muslim countries decide to reciprocate by banning all americans and american businesses that america will not be the one to suffer the more? Cutting oil exports to the u.s alone will grind it to a halt. Do you know that the saudis alone have over two trillion dollars in the u.s? what if they decide to take it back? do you know the amount of almost free trillions the muslim arabs give to america by property investments and bonds and military purchases e.t.c ?
PoliticsRe: Landlocked Biafra Will Be An Economic Hell On Earth. by cronsberg: 12:22pm On Dec 07, 2015
The biafrans will not know they made a huge mistake until the north stops the sell of everything from maize to tomatoe to cattle to rice to goats and sheep to sugar to onions to cotton e.t.c and south west stops the sell of cars and spare parts and machinery and cement and electronics e.tc to them. I promise you the so called biafra will become like 1950's congo with only a previledged extremely rich people owning cars, their currency will be more worthless than zimbabwen dollar and food shortages will be extreme, no power supply at all with zero industry functioning. they will really suffer.
TravelRe: 5 Fascinating Pictures That Will Change How You See Nigeria by cronsberg: 9:21pm On Nov 30, 2015
Nope, it didn't change my view of Nigeria. Petrol in filling stations is still above 200 naira a litre, power is still shamefully unreliable, bh is still killing people, police still collect bribe at checkpoints, I still don't have a job, maybe you rarely read about armed robbers but they still rob people on the highways, e.t.c e.t.c
PoliticsRe: Are You Tired Of Nigeria,or Is It Just Me? by cronsberg: 9:15am On Nov 29, 2015
Op no be only you o. I have given up on this country a long time ago, and is actively in the process of checking out very very soon. Imaging i graduated more than five years ago, but i still dont have a job, and don't even ask how many times i applied for jobs, because not a week passes by that i don't send out 3 or 4 job applications, yet all are rejected. Its like i ain't even meant to be in this damn country as i don't feel any connection either culturally or otherwise to this country. If you know how some people feel like they were suppose to be born in another era or time and not the present, i also feel i was suppose to be born in another country not here. Also imaging that whenever i watch foreign t.v channels, every country seems to be building or doing something great. But whenever i tune to nigerian channels like TVC or NTA, its always people talking about politics, or some maltina dance competitions, or some totally worthless program event that doesn't impact on nigerians at all. And to make matters even worst, our president is busy travelling the world attending worthless meetings instead of being busy lunching construction of power plants and inspecting others and inaugurating others e.t.c Am out of this country jor, no time

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