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Literature/Writing AdsRe: Poem For Babagida by Cuddlemii: 4:11am On Aug 21, 2012
Van snickers: Oh Ibrahim Babagida! Oh Ibrahim Babagida!
Today you turn Seventy One/
After letting our Economy whither/
Plundering our Resources just for fun/
You single-handedly made Nigeria what it is Today/
Caustic, Angry and full of Pain/
By your hand Nigeria has never been the same/
It has been destroyed by Filth, Corruption and Moral Decay/
Which affects every Citizen, even the Insane/
No one will forget that dreadful Day/
with your Guns and Abiola's Money you began your evil Reign/
While the People live in fear, praying for each new Day in Faith/
You party and jubilate/
The mere thought of your Name makes People curse/
While your Kind drink themselves silly/
By your hand the common Man still thirsts/
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I wrote this on Friday but i was too busy on Saturday and Sunday to edit and post it.
I can see you now write poetry. That thread must have inspired this move.
Keep it!
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by Cuddlemii(op): 4:04am On Aug 21, 2012
[quote author=Ileke-IdI]lol. I'm a mystery fanatic tho. Been in a lot of Bleep to know stuff lol.
I'm currently trying to finish all of Agatha Christie's novel-turned-to-movie movies before classes start.[/quote]What is Bleep? Anyways think about it
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by Cuddlemii(op): 4:03am On Aug 21, 2012
Blue moon: @Cuddlemii I want to play o
Ha shocked wait for denzel, I dnt think I can handle you. What would I use?
I am sure the game would be more organize from now. Be patient.
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by Cuddlemii(op): 3:26am On Aug 21, 2012
High_chief & Ileke_idi, is it possible for both of you to start a thread on literature/writing for write-ups like these. You guys are talented & I am enjoying it. Its like reading hearts, hints or mills & boon. Seriously think about it and don't waste that flow.
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LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by Cuddlemii(op): 3:18am On Aug 21, 2012
HiiiPower: Get me a hook up,
I'll be online tomorrow after work. tongue
Ok bring your night club sense along with u.
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by Cuddlemii(op): 3:09am On Aug 21, 2012
HiiiPower: Defo, if it's between you and I.
I don't play in my games.
I am here to service everyone and not play.
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by Cuddlemii(op): 3:06am On Aug 21, 2012
[quote author=Shollypopz][/quote]Asholly baby sugar sugar
honey honey
ko ma proper emi agbalagba, agbalagbi
caramel fruity
essential violet
petal rosy
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by Cuddlemii(op): 2:57am On Aug 21, 2012
HiiiPower: did you miss me?
Are you here to participate?
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by Cuddlemii(op): 2:48am On Aug 21, 2012
Viewing this topic: dejato, 1Dray(m), [size=16pt]HiiiPower[/size](m), Cuddlemii and 3 guest(s)

Oh God!
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by Cuddlemii(op): 2:47am On Aug 21, 2012
[quote author=MrOldskool (JP)][/quote]huh huh huh
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by Cuddlemii(op): 2:47am On Aug 21, 2012
[quote author=O.A. Akindiya]Wanna join d game[/quote]Sure! Will see it to it. Read the rules.
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by Cuddlemii(op): 2:06am On Aug 21, 2012
[quote author=Ileke-IdI]cuddlemii, reply to my email before I post what I have.[/quote]I have replied u. Carry on!
I am just trying to put things in order. A lot of contestants complained that they could not locate their partner's post. It was hard for team mates to site eachother as such they ended up leaving because the thread was so rowdy & disorganized.
Thank u!
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by Cuddlemii(op):
Please Please Please Please, do not post again or comment except for the following:

1) You are ready to play the game
2) You want to inform your partner that you are ready
3) You want to schedule a time with your partner

The thread would be available for side comments and derailing after all the contestants are done with their game. Contestants are not to play at the same time. Please wait your turn, it would be on a first come first serve basis from now on.

Its nauseating having to read through irrelevant posts; its making the thread clumsy. If this persists, the thread would be locked till when we are ready to coordinate ourselves.
Thank you!
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by Cuddlemii(op):
Locking the thread.The thread is just too disorganized with massive derailing.
Will re-open shortly. Bare with me!
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LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by Cuddlemii(op): 1:21am On Aug 21, 2012
Dyt: Is dis ur 9pm naija tym?

Rem u almost killed me dis same tym last year?
I ll still revenge
Hmm nkan nbe!
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by Cuddlemii(op): 7:10pm On Aug 20, 2012
But why can't we act civilized? This is a game and not a market place. If its not your turn to comment, you keep it together.
Let contestants finish with their games first before the audience can comment. If you want to participate, let me know and you would be paired up for your own game. Unfortunately I can't multi task right now but I trust everyone would be considerate. Thank you!
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by Cuddlemii(op): 3:29pm On Aug 20, 2012
mkmyers45: Queensmith no show? New partner?
Give her time. She already signified interest. She will be here!
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by Cuddlemii(op): 3:23pm On Aug 20, 2012
Shollypopz: Royal and his unending love 4 Shymmex....smh

@[b]Cuddlemii: [/b]na unnecessary yawa u just start so
No vex. I go hide all the necessary post. Ok?

deeplow: Problem is,I av a solution to that with the girl having two unexpected boyfriends around,and I am a guy.
Then save it for later after every contestant is done. Thanks!
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by Cuddlemii(op): 3:07pm On Aug 20, 2012
CONTESTANTS, PLEASE QUOTE YOUR PARTNERS IN YOUR RESPONSE. THAT WOULD MAKE EVERYTHING LESS CONFUSING BECAUSE THERE ARE MANY PLAYERS PLAYING ALL AT ONCE. AUDIENCE PLEASE TRY AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE NOT TO COMMENT WHILE CONTESTANTS PLAY THEIR GAME. THANK YOU!!!!!!
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by Cuddlemii(op): 2:57pm On Aug 20, 2012
jay bee: lotta fun going on in here
nice one cuddle
Thanks boo, you know u were supposed to also participate but u and ur partner did not show. U dey fear game ni? U no sabi play?
FamilyRe: Nairaland's Cutest Baby Contest by Cuddlemii:
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LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by Cuddlemii(op): 1:17pm On Aug 20, 2012
slimyem: as at this moment,Tellwisdom is the dumbest fellow on Nl...hian!cheesy
where's my masterpiecer btw?
Will 8p.m 2moro be fine with u sweetie?
Tomorrow? NA WA OHH!
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by Cuddlemii(op): 7:41am On Aug 20, 2012
Emmy9ite: **yawns** mehn i slept off yesternight....i heard my sweet ronke was around. My night was soo boring without her. Can some1 please summarise the two last pages in two sentences for me? Aint got time to read. **yawns again**
https://www.nairaland.com/1015990/two-play-game-competition-test/21#11870920
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by Cuddlemii(op): 6:58am On Aug 20, 2012
[quote author=$tunna]Hmmmm, I'm surprised so many of y'all want scenario 4! My question however is how can a guy just head to a girlfriend's house who he is not able to reach on the phone...who does that?

A guy calls a girlfriend...hay babes I was hoping to drop by and see how u doing, call me back when u get this, k!

And an hr later no call back thn dude calls again or send a txt if that (her not responding) is not normal...babes, u sleeping or what? Hope all is well...let me know when u get this...


(So, maybe you need to come up with a more plausible scenario 4!?) hehe

Oh, and that whole b-itch is grounded so she had to do everyone's laundry story, her boyfriend will usually be the 1st to hear her bit-ch about it anyways...nice try[/quote]Anything is possible! Remember, they left voice mail messages that they were coming. They could have been worried or something.
It could have been laws of nature or destiny or just mere coincidence.
Probably she was always bragging about being a good player & her friends placed a call to her bfs, invited them over to test how she adapts to pressure.
This is just for fun, you can participate if you like.
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by Cuddlemii(op):
UPDATED

Scenario 1-
You forgot to drop the call after a conversation with your boyfriend. You started misyarning about him to your friends who are visiting, confessing how you play him and spend his money & how you intend to continue using him (You know the way women gossip and all).

For some reason you look down, you see he is still online and hasn't hung up, he probably heard everything.

A) Would you say "hello" to him or ask if he is still there or would you cut off the phone? What are the steps you will take to resolve the issue?

B) Assuming you said "hello" and he replies, “yes I am here” and he cuts off the phone. What will you do?


Scenario2-
You send the wrong text that was meant for your aristo (sugar daddy or maga) to your real boyfriend. Your bf thinks you are on your way to your village meanwhile you are headed to London courtesy of your sugar daddy.

The text goes like this, “Dear, thank you for the land, the one million naira, my school fees and of course my trip to London. I am about to board the plane now, will call you when I land at the Heathrow airport. Love, Mariam.

Your real bf’s reply goes thus, “I don’t even know you anymore, and I am disappointed”.

A) How would you get yourself out this mess? Will you abandon the trip? Will you go ahead with the trip? What steps would you take to resolve the situation?

B) Remember you used the word, “Dear” and not your maga’s name.


Scenario 3-
Your ex appears a day before your wedding & threatens you that he would release your nude pictures if you don’t call off the wedding and return back to him. Your fiancé is your soul mate & has spent a fortune for the wedding & your upkeep.

A) Will you call off the wedding to secure your nude picture back? This might lead to losing the love of your life. This doesn’t guarantee that your ex will give you back your pictures. It’s also possible that your ex is just bluffing. Bear in my mind that the pictures presented to you by your ex is enough to ruin your life.

B) What steps will you take to silence your ex, marry your love and resolve the issue?


Scenario 4-

You are busy washing a heap of clothes in your compound and left your phone unattended to inside your bedroom. You have several missed calls & voice mail messages from your two boyfriends informing you they are on their way to your place. Due to your carelessness, you are not aware of this as your two bfs have never met before & you have never been caught at your games. Suddenly your gate opens and your two boyfriends walk in as you are washing. They are visiting your home at the same time, they have seen you so you can’t run or hide. What would you do? How would you manage the situation?

A) Would you hug both of them? How would you do make the introductions? Would you grab seats for both of them? How would you dismiss them without acting suspicious?

B) Remember your two bfs are not good at keeping their hands off you. They love public show of affection. Would you shake, fidget or vibrate? Would you cry?


Scenario 5-
Your boyfriend's cousin caught you in another state (probably Abuja) with another man at an event in a hotel…

You were in a tight embrace with another man, smooching with reckless abandon when you brushed your bf’s cousin at the pathway by mistake. Both of you stopped to gaze at each other in shock. You recognize that the lady he is with is not also his fiancée. The clause is this; you didn't catch him in an intimate position with the lady so it’s possible the lady is his relative or business associate because they appeared casual & decent. What would be your first reaction to the cousin when you brushed him recklessly?

A) Would you run away or strike a conversation with him. Would you act like a stranger or ask him for forgiveness?

B) If your bf’s cousin is the disciplined type that speaks the truth or the lousy type that doesn't keep his mouth shut, how do you intend to silence/appease him?

C) If he tells your bf everything, how would you convince your boyfriend to take your word over his?

Scenario 6-

You were introduced to your father in law and you recognize him as the man who led your school mate to die aborting his child. He is against the union between you and his son. He expressed his concerns openly and asked you out of his house. You are happy that you have a leverage to use against him.

A thought suddenly crosses your mind; you remember you were the one he paid to arrange the deceased girl at your hostel back in school. You orchestrated this hook-up with a whooping fee attached.

Realistically, you are not innocent because you had a part to play in her death.

A) How would you tackle your fiancés father? Would you confront him or threaten him? Would you appeal to him?

B) Would you tell your fiancé your past? Have it in mind that you painted the picture of a perfect lady with a clean background/past to your man, how do you tend to resolve this in order to marry your man?

PLEASE BEAR WITH ME IF THERE ARE GRAMMATICAL & TYPOGRAPHICAL ERRORS. I AM MULTI TASKING.
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by Cuddlemii(op): 5:31am On Aug 20, 2012
TEAM MATES UPDATED!!!

Slimyem Vs Masterpiecer
Freecocoa Vs Donguutti
Kandiikane Vs Seedord247
Idowuogbo Vs Breezy247
Shollypopz Vs Bittyend
Pearl~hapi Vs Stint
Cowgurl Vs Kpolli
Ronkebp Vs Emmy9ite
Opus_dei Vs Coogar
Ileke-idi Vs sigmundfreud
Queensmith Vs mkmyers45
Onila Vs Flashaldrin
Msdarkskin Vs Okiki_Oluwa
Amya Vs Chrisbenogor Vs jhydebaba (3 some/swingers)
Agigirl Vs Emilord
Blue moon Vs Denzel2009


CARRY ON EVEN IN MY ABSENCE. LADIES, PICK A SCENARIO & TACKLE IT WITH YOUR PARTNER. PLEASE NO ONE APART FROM AMYA IS ALLOWED TO PICK SCENARIO 4 FOR NOW, ITS BEEN OVER USED.
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by Cuddlemii(op): 4:12am On Aug 20, 2012
Agiliti: just got your PM, if it's next wednesday, or thursday, im definitely game
I dont want an easy partner though, the thrill is in the chase
No problem. See u on Wed or Thurs!
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by Cuddlemii(op): 3:03am On Aug 20, 2012
Blue moon: ok...would love to play. i need a partner, don't i?
Ok will get u a partner. If anyone is interested in pairing with you, they would signify interest.
I will update the list with fresh pairings. Thanks!
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by Cuddlemii(op): 12:36am On Aug 20, 2012
breezy047: Havnt read the rules yet. . .but cuddles will be my partner in this thingy. grin
Where have you been? You kept us waiting!
Have you read the rules?
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by Cuddlemii(op): 12:33am On Aug 20, 2012
[quote author=pearl~hapi]Gottu run•nyt y'all+wizzy go rest yur head*we need it[/quote]Kudos to u. You were the first, unprepared and yet went for the kill. It takes a lot of courage and you pulled it off. Tellwisdom led u on with fake promises and you did well wink.
Thanks hun.
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by Cuddlemii(op): 12:18am On Aug 20, 2012
kpolli: where is my opponent naaaa? huh
Her name is cowgurl. She is viewing the topic!
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by Cuddlemii(op): 12:17am On Aug 20, 2012
Blue moon: Suggestion: Other NairaLanders can give their own solution if the scenarios are too hard for the players...
Then you have to play the game. You got game, dear?

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