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Like seriously, its about time people differentiate acting on Nland & the real world. Some people are so caught up with this place that they are almost insignificant in the real world. smh

What has age got to do with it?

Age ain't nothing but a number.

You are as old as you feel, wanna look & wanna act.

Your D.O.B doesn't determine a J.O.B. 

Forever young I wanna be forever young.

@op

Read your post again, again and again.

Its obvious that you were kissing a local babe or a village girl. Had it been that you said your teeth was brushing hers, I would have said you both were beginners so come for a lesson with my mannequin.

Had it been you said she kept sucking on your lower lip and refused to let go then I would say that your lower lip is pink & luscious. (Hope you no go insert your lips in a bre-ast feeding baby's mouth O cos men can be desperate, igbo fathers dey craze o, no be beans to eat thick starch & still dispose of spare parts, make im nab u.)

But this your post is local abeg. Your username is local too. I can imagine the ostrich you were tonguing.

As Calabars would pronounce it , "Yuck, you suck"

dammytex:
Na; Its a private beach somewhere in Senegal.
And the lady is Tunisian.

Sorry my bad. Hope you are good?

cuddleboko@hotmail.com.

The subject should be "I kill, you kill, we all kill for sexykill. you die, you all die for your god. I don't need to that's why I am paying so much".

^Lmao. We have an outlet that Boko Haram uses. Yemens are in charge but it would cost you $300,000. They would do a clean job & leave no traces.

^work there ke? I work at Nipost oh so if you have mails to send, I cld be an agent.

dammytex:
You wish!!!!!!!!
So that you can download and save another one again for your screensaver, profile pic and DP abi? Thief
Let me sha pity you beebee.

Which kind download? Na so u weigh reach, terabyte. Hiss. Na who be d chinko beside u? You dey lounge oh. shey na la campagne tropicana be dt. Lolz.

dammytex:
You finally found some fault after staring and admiring the face for hours. Its okay.
That shows I'm still human not to be in perfection. The eye bags are results of a hard working young man with little rest.
Thanks for the compliment tho'

Haba the pix is aight. Was just messing with u. Just don't like the white the robe thingy. Its even better if there was nothing at all, lolz. Upload another jor.

dammytex:
----Aremu has really settled in his new trade he just resumed a week ago. But then, he wonders why Akanke had been quite absent at the village square of late. All other young village girls gather at the square to delibrate (post) on different topics. But Akanke is absent. Aremu wonders if this is related to her tummy pain. Although, Aremu wouldn't like Akanke to know that he watches out daily and quietly, for contributions from Akanke.
And then she surfaces, the spirit of the village square is lightenend. She commands so much respect and she proudly knows it. And she even asks after Aremu. Aremu's head is almost falling offf from swelling.
All of these, makes Aremu wonder the kind of individual Akanke is. Wanders if she's truly sweet as everyone wishes.
And there's this beauty contest/debate going on in the village----but she prefers not to participate. What's this mystery about her? Aremu loses concentration again at work------

D'banj stunt double,
Akanke is fine but she is just taking a break from the market square for a while. Although she has played and contributed recently on several market tales by moonlight so Aremu can check that out. Akanke does not have a serious tummy pain. Aremu should concentrate on work. Aremu could have asked after Akanke if he was really worried.

dammytex:
Oliver Twist; She wants to see more.

D'banj ke? O.K that guy that's trying to be like me?
And for the autograph, kindly send your cheque. lol. I have something better that the autograph;
I'll just give you muah muah-----

You wish!!!, you want to wear girdle abi? I will send a cheque over for a facial lift. I sight some eye bag

@lord417

Congrats. Was a letter attached to the medical instruction?

@claremont

This is the 1st time I am on the same frequency with u. Good point. Its all about peace of mind & happiness and not perfection or deception or superiority complex. If human beings can learn to be realist then they can handle situations better.

@op

Iwa lewa means character is beauty.
I strongly believe that a couple should be physically & sexually attracted to each other. 45% attraction is fine, because sooner or later the interest fades. When there are short comings in a lady's character, her guy would take it to the extreme.

So the question is this: Do you love her enough to marry her? Are you just in love with her Character? Is character enough to last you for a lifetime? If the answer is yes, then you are good to go.

You can also pi-mp her up with natural products like aloe vera, honey, shear butter etc. Maybe exfoliate her skin with emsol salt, get her a good moisturizer and lime for her face. She can also apply mild make up & lip gloss. Its not that bad. You can actually take care of your woman. If she uses natural products and gets rid of artificial stuffs, everything would be fine. Don't pollute her good character. She should also use warm water and a face towel on her face every morning. She can also use baby range products cos they were made for pretty much wany skin type. She can use Johnson baby wipes to clean her face before sleeping. Its a sure thing

[quote author=Jenifa_ link=topic=727976.msg8876311#msg8876311 date=1312751827]It's not that easy. Even if she were working in Exxonmobil, it doesn't erase the shame she must feel admist her friends and friends and even gossipers.
Even 9ice's wife. a very successful woman was dragged into her husband's mess and she had no option but to go public about it.
It is mostly because of the shame and rumors esp since the marriage is very high profile. Trust Nigerian people to always discuss it and ridicule people when misfortune fall on them.

I think she used d outlet to tell her side of d story. Although I'm sure she is also looking into legal divorce.  at least she should be othewise, she must be silly as you say. lol[/quote]Don't mind me jor. Me sef I am forming rambo. Its a painful thing and It is always happening to naijas. If it were in yankee the guy would not go Scot free. Anyways lets see how it goes. His kids are even very lovely. So if he ends up with Mercy now. Who will his ex end up with and who will be her companion. Pathetic.

dammytex:
You should finish the story. How did Akanke feel later? Is she all right now?
still on the script you know.

Yes she is fine now. It was just pain and not mp as Aremu assumed. How is Aremu by the way?

playboy19:
I don't mean to cross your preaching but the bolded is the easiest thing in theory but practically, it is the most difficult thing in the whole world. And FYI, it has more to do with emotion than the finance.

Agreed. Me sef can love like mad & when I love, there is no going back. But I am also a sucker for pride & independence. What was she expecting from a cocaine top dog anyways? So if the letter destroys the upcoming marriage and the Prince goes back to her. What makes you think she would be happy. That man would frustrate her life for forcing him back to her. He can even poison her or stage her death or something. She should have used the court, church & family for the man and not a letter.

Please I can't fight for someone who seized our wedding docs & was ready to do a white wedding with a celebrity in a big church by a well known pastor in his home country damning the consequences. Some messages are loud & clear.

I hate one thing with Nigeria. The women are always too desperate and abnormal when it comes to marriage. We make it a do or die affair. Instead of women to get resourceful and productive to have something to rely on, they would be going about carrying marriage like price tags on their heads.

The wife that sent this letter is a big re-tarded fool, is she that jobless or dependent? She is a lazy woman. If your hubby can publicly disgrace you by planning a white wedding with a celebrity, must you further show your insecurity & stupidity by writing a letter to the press. What exactly has this done to upgrade her life. Why would a woman be involved in a marriage that would allow her hubby do this when there are laws & penalties to this effect, meaning her marriage too was just a rub and shine marriage with no legal backings.

Trust me, if the wife was working for example, do you think she would use the remaining energy she has to write a letter when she has kids to take care of. She should have sorted this out with family members and also ask the hubby's family to settle the matter. So the letter has broken the marriage abi? Now Mercy Johnson would be feeling on top of the world at the wife's expense. Never ever show your bruised ego to a man. Even if you are crying, get a sunshade. Bull crap tale!

The wife is a gold digger too cos why did she marry a cocaine pusher in Italy. Why didn't she marry a normal guy. Abegi no man messes his wife up like that except he lacks respect for her because of the way he purchased her. If he had respect for her then he would have done a small thing with Mercy & divorce the wife with a settlement or take permission from her to marry a second wife. He would have gone about it the right way. This is the same thing that happened with Ini Edo.  All of them should take acid for all I care.

I will always preach a woman's independence cos it would come in handy during rainy days. Probably the hubby (with an understanding) doesn't pay her bills again she now opted for a letter. Naija women and their ties with men to succeed.

victorian:
@ cuddlemii, quoting bible will make me flee from u, the more u try to show you r holier than thou? am off,  Not all girls r dumb, not me sha. I know the kind of friendship i need and i also know when a guy is trying his tricks, but i wont say ,  am as plain as a book but wise to hold my own,  Players are everywhere, even in churches, in schools,offices , just name it, they r everywhere. My coming out to say, i need a friend, does not mean am searching for a husband online, on contrary, i simply want a friend and its unfortunate that some guys r reading a whole wrong meaning to what my topic is, even u cuddlemii , a babe? gets it all wrong,  your name says it all, anyway,      Pls dont get it twisted,  thanks.

Hi, I reside and work in lagos,  [b]Am 28yrs, fair, plump, average height, pretty but av been finding it tough getting to hook up with sincere guys. Where i work and live, desperado guys think am a meal ticket Huh, [/b]which am definitely not!, i hope to have real friend through this site,  pls send me a mail , if yur sincere and for real,  pls u shud be as from 32yrs old and above, no games,pls, no married men,  no undergraduates,  purely graduates and professionals , thank you,      alfreda_swiss@yahoo.com

Well your post says it all anyways. At least I tell a story with my user name and get people curious. cuddlemii could be sensual, cuddlemii could be childish, cuddlemii could be baby asking to cuddled. I don't place adverts, I just get sign ons, alerts & add ons. I don't have a lot of friends here but I am fine with the 3 or 4 that I have. Happy Sunday, u might wanna drop your request in the church bulletin today.

@op

Do you know its possible that he likes you a lot if not even love. You know in Canada, there are some province that you don't meet or connect with naijas or the naijas have already been taken by the pple dt arrived before you. I don't see anything in it, its not like he asked you to jump to bed with him. You guys would date, hang out, get to know each  other well. If you both feel each other then its all good. Life is about risk, if you spend the better half of your life assuming, you can throw away the one and later end up with the one beneath the one. How would you ever know the taste of the puddin if you u don't ,

I just checked out your pix, I don't think u should be bothered, if you were irritating to the sight, I would have told u to run away but even if he is not the one you would surely get a replacement so no biggy.

Don't mind people, do what you want and what you feel is right. Some babes are looking for that kind of meeting point, its kind of romantic

Just take baby steps, u wont have started a conversation if he wasn't making sense, u wont have gone to an eatery if he was not tight so we both know u r feeling the dude. U r just doing the ego thingy. You can also do the one leg in, one leg out thingy.

Funny enuf, most posters are always culprits of the questions they ask. What would have warranted this if not that you open fire and release wire.

If you want to judge an ashewo by the amount of sex then almost every1 is an ashewo because even if its your bf/gf so far you did it more than once or even attempted it then you are an ashewo, period.

Some baby topics here is so sickening. Can't we be realistic for once. Some would be straffing for leisure and still come here & be saying rubbish. Naija and backwardness. A politician embezzling money would be motivating EFCC to get yahoo boys. what a deception, hiss.

Ashewo ko Shalams ni

Tall is more convenient for me. Worst case scenario medium but that's if all Tall men have all been taken and Ive passed the peak period.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]What's your own business? mind your business.[/color]

Thank God girls never get to me. You said it, I am just reminding you. Its obvious u have realized good thins make sense. A pweety gal deserves a pweet guy.

@babe
but your hubby doesn't defend u or campaign for u like he does. Where was your hubby during Ms romantic, mynd 44 was pretty much your chaperon. every thread he must mention your name. your hubby is not doing his part and he is kind of invisible. So I support the hubby dt has been with u through thick & thin. Plus Mynd has never flirt with another. your hubby likes admiring thins check orobo vs lepa for proof. Mynd only chats Babe, advises for babe, sleeps babe, drinks babe, eats babe. I doubt if he has a life outside babe. Please babe!

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=728474.msg8868944#msg8868944 date=1312650757]lol--- Dr.Love. Una well done o. [/quote]Haba the guy has been consistent when it comes to you. He says very good things about you. You are intelligent, matured etc. So I just felt for him. Nothing wrong in helping through love. Even if you both don't end up together, u can end up as best friends.