₦airaland Forum

akpanikpe:
Even our domistic animals are obviously against the president intention to contest for next years presidential election, there by helping us to remove his campaign bills on the walls in streets.

This your joke fit backfire oh. You know say Buhari name (according to Prophet a Fela Anikulakpo-Kuti) na Animal in Human Skin.

In fact as I dey look the foto sef, ee be like say the got for left resemble Buhari while the one for right resemble (the runt) Osinbajo.

Na you and Fela call una toto general goat oh, no be me oh.

mrvitalis:
further education ....in .international university of Uganda
....i weep for my country

It's terrible, my bro.

chemali:
Goodluck

Until 2019

chemali:
Ohhh, you are one of the dumb ones in 2011 who quoted the mantra, "I'm not voting PDP, I'm voting Goodluck Jonathan". Suit yourself.

Dumb or not, it worked. This time we are voting against Buhari.

chemali:
Can you please post a link to PDP's manifesto?

Why? Am I a member of PDP?

I'm not voting for PDP, I'll be voting against Buhari.

4Play:
You are not denying that the APC manifesto is uncosted. In response, you have posted a link to the Tory party homepage and the Labour party's 78 pages long detailed and costed manifesto. Can you tell me how either supports your affinity to vacuous political promises?

To even imply that the detailed political discourse we have in the West is no different from the charade you have in Nigeria is beyond comprehension.

Lets take one issue: Can you estimate the costs of free healthcare for all in Nigeria and how we will pay for it. More importantly, why haven't any of the state governors put this in place already?

You're wasting your time and frustrating yourself arguing with janjawid.

I just mock them. They're not one bit serious.

oneeast:
It is not in my place to decide that but I am saying what is a common knowledge.

Since it's not in your place to decide that you shouldn't repeat hearsay in a public forum because you've not carried out any poll to determine the states of origin of the working girls in Owerri.

oneeast:
Well you have made some valid points too. But abagworo hates the truth, he even branded me any enemy because I ones told him the bitter truth about Imo state. The only motorable road into Owerre is the Onitsha road, other roads are in shambles. Ph road is a disaster, the road has got so bad that my car near got stuck on it the last time I was going to Ph.

Nobody hates Imo state but we all want the state to be saved from going down the drain like it is already going. Can you imagine that okorosha has borrowed over 200billion but we are still searching the whole of imo state to find where that money entered but none. All the rural roads in imo state are unpassable and unmotorable but abagworo will not want the world to see that part but he will have the time to junket to other people's threads.

Let us save imo state from further collapse.

If you want to criticize our Apeeshit government, that's ok by me. You have every right as an igbo man to do that. However, when you start calling my sisters, prostitutes and our homes, brothels then you've crossed the line.

cramjones:
Before we had to contend with accusations that we have an islamist. This has been doused by the erudite Prof Osibanjo selection as the running mate. What does PDP have left as propaganda - age! Let us look at the facts:

Ellen Johnson Sirleaf became President of Liberia at age 70 in 2006. She was 75 in 2011. She will remain president till 2016, at age 80 years.
President Jacob Zuma of South Africa is 72 years old. He will be president till 2019 at 77 years.
Nelson Mandela, born in 1918, became President of South Africa in 1994 at the age of 76. Still president in 1998 when he stepped down for Mbeki at the age of 80. If he had served two terms, he would have been 84.
President Peter Mutharika of Malawi was 74 when he was sworn in on 31 May, 2014. He will be president till 2019 at 79.
President Alpha Conde of Guinea is now 76 years old. He was sworn-in in December 2011when he was at 72.
President Jose Eduardo Santos of Angola is 72. He will be president till 2020.
President Abde Bourtefilka of Algeria is 77 years old, and will be in office till 2020 and he will be 83 years old then.
President Alasanne Quattara of Ivory Coast was 72 years in 2012, and will be President till 2016.
President Jose Mujiaga of Uruguay was 75 years old when elected. He is 79 years now.
President Tedoro Oblang Nguema Mbasogo, Equatorial Guinea, was born on January 6, 1942. He is 72 years old and still going on.
President Michael Sata, Zambia, is 77 years old. He became president September 23, 2011 at 74, and will rule till 2016 when he will be 79.
President Milos Zeman of Chech Republic is 70 years old and will be in office till 2018 when he is 74.
Ronald Reagan, born on February 06, 1911, became US President at 70, and served two terms before retiring in 1989 at the age of 78.

A lot of these countries has done well! Nigeria will under Muhammadu Buhari! Vote out the clueless one for a better and more progressive Nigeria!

-CramJones

I don't know how much you're paid to make a f00l of your self here but if you ask me it's not enough. You have only succeeded in turning most people off Apeeshit and Buhari.

Comically, your list includes a corpse. In case you were hiding under a rock, Micheal Sata of Zambia died about 2 months ago. That's just one more reason why we can't have Buhari anywhere near Aso Rock. Presidential funerals and the attendant confusion are too expensive for us right now.

edogirl2:
Your statement is laughable.

1. Lagos, most important state in Nigeria - Tinubu got his choice in place

2. National Chairman APC - Tinubu got his choice in place

3. Deputy National Chairman South - Tinubu got his choice in place

4. Vice Presidential candidate APC - Tinubu got his man in place

There is no evidence Amaechi has been able to influence the appointment of an ordinary office secretary in APC.

Within APC, currently, Tinubu is the most influential. From what we have seen to date, there is no single evidence that Amaechi has much influence within APC. Tinubu always seem to have the solid backing of SW APC governors. Can you name one governor anywhere in Nigeria over whom Amaechi has solid influence.

[b]Buhari will compensate Amaechi with a solid Ministerial portfolio ([/b]hopefully Petroleum) for his financial backing. That's all.

Is that the plan for the parallel government?

And here I was thinking that Buhari's lack of intelligence and general mumuness was due to old age but it's now very obvious the animal was born without a working brain cell. This is pure genetic mumuness.

3 national outings (minister, head of state and PTF chairman) = 3 monumental disasters and the clown wants a fourth.

manutdadex:
nawa for una o...he said “But see politics that [b]old people like us [/b]are
involved in, we continue to quarrel and abuse ourselves everyday and create problems for
innocent Nigerians.

You dey mind all the janjawid dimwits that can't parse a simple light hearted statement. They completely ignored the "old people like us " to whine as usual as if anybody forced them to choose a Buhari suffering from advanced senile dementia as their presidential candidate.

Anyway, my people say that an old woman will always feel uneasy when dry bones are mentioned.

gists:
Must the VP be from the SW? Tthis is the same mistake ACN made in 2011. People need to realise that GMB will not be able to KILL corruption in Nigeria. That is just a big unrealistic dream. However, he can reduce corruption a GREAT DEAL if he has a good, vibrant never say die VP. This is where Oshibanjo falls short. NEVER underestimate the power and political might of these governors. I repeat, FASHOLA would have been the best candidate but we have allowed pdp to sow this seed of religious mediocrity into our hearts. So, For me Oshiomole is the best compromise APC can field to appease the SW voters because of his exploits as NLC president. I believe he also has some level of inluence in SS better than Amaehi. Oshiomole is popular, vibrant and a RELATIVE performer. Amechi can be compensated with the post of Petroleum Minister or other juicy post for his massive contribution to the party.

Why is the post juicy? I thought we all hate "kwarauption"?

These Naija pipu sef! Our country is a circus. Real riot!

Is this about the Apeeshit parallel government?

I will suggest Amaechi because he's the most vocal advocate of the parallel government. However, if you guys want a more professional comedian to compliment Buhari's efforts, I would suggest you pick from the following list;


Basket Mouth
Klint De Drunk
I Go Die
Alibaba
Bovi

laBarca:
If it was built in Lagos, you will say why not Benin or Ore instead of Lagos. Whether Kaduna or Sokoto or Bayelsa. Tribalists are never pleased

hypothetical if.. But it wasn't. It was built in Kaduna hundreds of miles from the coast to process imported heavy crude. My non-tribalist tell me how that makes any economic sense. That refinery is a political project.

Ovamboland:
Hatred and bigotry will never make you have sense, is it safer and cheaper to transport crude oil by pipeline to Kaduna and distribute or transport petrol, kerosene, diesel etc by tankers from Warri or Port Harcourt to the Norther states. You are talking of distance, the countries we sell millions of barrel to daily are they farther or nearer us than Kaduna? Bigotry can never make you have sense.

How do you know that that the choice of Kaduna isn't determined by hatred and bigotry? Is the market that Kaduna serves bigger than the Lagos market. Why wasnt the refinery built in Lagos?

I expected a lot more from you than the ad hominem insults, however I understand the season can have a less than salutary effect on good manners.

helinues:
Yes, you got it right, but what makes Jonathan different from Buhari? I can only support Buhari ONLY if he promises to go for just a term.

Note: My own opinion.. no trespassing

Even if Buhari wants only a term of 1 day, don't give him the opportunity because;

1)It's most likely a lie

2)the country is still suffering from the damage caused by the last time he spent 20 months. Lagos still has no metro line, thaks to the animal in human skin.

semitunde:
Stop mixing things up by being smarter by half. Are you comparing having a refinery at Kaduna and one in Port Harcourt to having 2 refineries in Portharcourt and having to transport the products via tankers?

A little of the consequence is what we have in Lagos now where tankers from kano to jigawa come to line up on apapa road waiting for their turn to load, causing bad roads and serious traffic in the process.

I don't have the time for long discussion now but will be back later, need to finish up a design here.

But I won't be surprised if you've never been in a position to manage human and material resources.

I am sure there is an intelligent point hidden under all this verbiage but I'll be damned if I can find it.

GBTYO:
Even in the US which is a net importer of crude, majority of the refineries are located either within the source or in proximity to coastal ports.

Building a refinery in Kaduna was and still a waste. What would have sufficed would have been building depotsserviced by networks of refined fuel pipes.

You dey mind Janjawid logic?

semitunde:
That's naive.

I also thought same when I was say...13-15 yrs of age.

Its actually a very good idea. You prefer the transportation of refined petroleum products via tankers, putting pressure on our roads and infrastructures; or via pipelines that are easily traced and burst these days? At least, a pipeline know to be carrying crude is not as attractive as a pipeline carrying petrol.

And I've not even started on the economics as regards job creation- reducing the propensity for ppl to indulge in violence; sundry industries tied to the refinery springing up; the fact that we would be producing the products at lower costs thereby equalising the prices of the petrol and other distillates throughout the country.

Sometimes we get too bugged down in sentiments to see things clearly. But its ok, you keep on expanding your mind.

Don't stop learning.

All I can say is that you were smarter when you were younger. What could be responsible for this?

Regarding the highlighted, have you ever heard of the term "stolen crude"? Regarding your second psuedo-economics point, if the jobs are created near the source of the crude, they won't really be jobs? Would they?

And here you are talking about sentiments. Out of it's 30 odd years of existence, how many years of full operation has it actually achieved?

Obiagelli:
You have no idea what you are talking about, why not do a simple Google search on the refinery, the website of the refinery is on this site. Go and read.

WTF are you on about here. Google ko Bing ni!

laBarca:
KADUNA REFINERY


http://www.nnpcgroup.com/nnpcbusiness/subsidiaries/krpc.aspx

Muhammadu Was the Petroleum Minister and NNPC Head in 1977

Signing a contract to build a refinery in Kaduna (hundreds of miles) from any crude oil source is a stupid thing to commend anyone for. That was one daft, politically determined, wasteful project. There is nothing to boast about here.

PhockPhockMan:
My COMRADES please come let's console some crying babies.


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My Bro,

Wonders shall never end! Imagine Omenka a purported die-hard supporter of Buhari complaining about censorship. WTF does he think the infamous Decree 4 was about?

At least he was only banned (for resorting to the usual Janjawid habit of insulting people with contrary opinions) and not jailed like the poor journalists who incurred the maximum leader's wrath by publishing unpalatable facts.

Adminisher:
PLEASE READ THIS ARTICLE CAREFULLY AND LOOK AT DATES-Buhari Completed All Refineries

Buhari completed three major refineries. This article is just reinforcing that truth instead of denying it. Look at the dates of completion of the refineries and the dates Buhari was Minister. Also look at an even more important but overlooked project, the PPMC network of pipelines carrying crude oil and refined products. There was also Atlas Cove Jerry in Lagos.
The Portharcourt refinery was expanded considerably as well and the refinery is much different than the one that was there before the civil war. IBB expanded that refinery.

Jonathan has been in power six years and received over $400B-) in oil money, LNG and taxes and yet no single refinery has been built Also no expansion (major or minor) has been done on any of the existing refineries instead you have shady oil importers buying private jets and yatchs while the poor are milked off their earnings via subsidy removal.

When you're in a hole, stop digging.

When you're caught in one lie, it's more professional to move to another (Mohammad Bin Lying). You could tell us about his Anambra in-laws, for example or his generous bank manager.

Another great article from the very articulate Femi.

This is clearly the work of Mohammad Bin Lying.

MalcoImX:
I feel great my man. It's not been easy for you guys for some days now. I don't think he'll lose this one. This will be his last attempt, and Papa God has seen all his efforts. ...and God, I believe won't let down his servants who have asked him (day and night) for the fourth time.

Abeg oh. I hope he runs again in 2019. The comic relief from both himself and his supporters is too good to miss.

tit:
why did you allow your father-inlaw to bring in 53 suitcases filled with hard currency but
jailed poor Fela for coming back with the wages he earned?

Is it because while the amir was coming back from jihad,
fela went for a concert in london?
Is that not religious discrimination?

Thank you, my sister. The clown wants us to become mind readers and discern the reason for his discriminatory treatment of supposed compatriots.

If you keep a VP in prison for no reason but keep the president under comfortable house arrest. Is it because of their faith or ethnicity?

If you keep 78% of PTF projects in the North and only about 22% in the south. Are you discriminating because of faith or because of ethnicity?
If you ask the federal government to stop fighting BH terrorists but pay them money instead, are you motivated by faith or ethnicity?

In all these cases, we don't know and neither do we care. You're just a side show.

ItsMeAboki:
Unfortunately he is destination to Kirikiri

More like we'll be deporting your general Buhari back to Niger republic, he's too mumu to be Naija.

tit:
1) Ibo inlaw
2) Ibo driver
3) Ibo cook
4) bank loan for party ticket
5) Abacha is not kworrupt
6) Tinubu is not kworrupt
7) more than 1 million naira
150 cows
9) i did not plan coup
...
What else is Buhari lying to us about?

I think he's lying about his nationality. Someone this mumu can't be Naija. He must be from Niger.

sokera:
all we need is for Buhari to pick either Fash or Osho Baba as his running mate, perfect team to kick out the clueless president. GEJ you are down this time

It's too early to discuss candidates for the 2019 election.

hyfr:
wow u are indeed a wise yourba man, thought yorubas were in support of gmb's movement

Which Yorubas are in support of General Buhari? Just because a vocal minority of Yorubas make noise here doesn't change the fact that Buhari is losing the SW.