₦airaland Forum

gbens2000:
na title of track oh .

Lol! Sing am mai hear abeg
I sure say qwantiri, ecwanami, qwarruption, buhari nd travel go dey inside

Lol! E don happen

alaskido:
My brother, if you know you do not want to get a heart attack or permanent stroke, I will advise you do not check her phone to read her messages because if actually she is cheating on you, you will be shocked at what you will find.

My advise to you; that is if you really love your wife is to put MAGUN on her. Any man wey mount go fall and crow like a cock.

Lol! Heart attack or permanent stroke
Magun bah? U r showing him d road to babalawo
God punish satan say d baba dey eye em wife he will giv him poison as talk-nd-follow for op to lick nd die! and marry op's wife
The End

Avalon316:
My dear

Why would a woman with fallen breast cheat? Do you want the breast to turn to slice bread. Can such breasts satisfy African men?

How about the African stretch marks, stinking pv$$ies..... Nigerian friends don't like them.

So what is her justification to cheat? You must be up to some standard to qualify to cheat?

African men are really settling for less.

Lol! Very very bad mouth kikiki

Image123:
Sorry if my post makes you feel inferior, being childish or immature is not in age but in behavior and thinking. The point made is that it will take about 6days for one tanker to leave from Lagos depot to the North and back, while a tanker will do go-come three times or more within the same 1week period if carrying fuel within Lagos and southwest. It is therefore not absurd but logical to send more to farther distances.

Them swear 4 u dats why I don't want to b sacarstic

Oh buhari

U hav sovar tire

Oh APC's bubu

Sai baba!

APC!!!! Change!!!!

Is the changie we are wanting

steve308:
she is one actress that has always been cautious of wat she puts on not like INI EDO.obviously she is looking

Did I hear cautious?

Image123:
Sorry if my post makes you feel inferior, being childish or immature is not in age but in behavior and thinking. The point made is that it will take about 6days for one tanker to leave from Lagos depot to the North and back, while a tanker will do go-come three times or more within the same 1week period if carrying fuel within Lagos and southwest. It is therefore not absurd but logical to send more to farther distances.

I get wht u meant frm d onset. plz do me d favour of not sounding dis way next time
You don't jst say certain things because u feel u can say dem to pple

Op you might be wrong wt ur suspision
She might be gist silly things wt her friends nd don't want u to see.

She might as well be cheating

Stone face ask nd threaten to take the issue to som1 u knw she respects in her family

Avalon316:
Do those Nigerian women cheat?

So people with fallen boobs, stinking pvs$y and fat tummies cheat?

Some of their customers no dey try sef

I'm 190% guessing u r nt black
Afin oshi

amunkita:
Re u not alwayz at home while she baths

Guy wise up nd catch the biatch red haned..

When I caught my X-bitch, I had to run with the phone nd hid in a neighbors house, there I found out she was planning marriage with another..

Ur Ex wicked o

Decryptor:
The guy who talked about Decryptor diskette is what grabbed my attention to the thread because my moniker was mentioned!

Funny enough OP, there is a sure fire way to detect if your wife is cheating on you via the kind of conversations she has on her phone! I'm sure her phone has a memory card. If it does, leave the rest to me....that is if you are in Abuja. Just get her memory card and i will run a software which will check for cache files where chat and messages are stored on the card. The messages are usually in Unicode format and with the use of another software, i will be able to decrypt the unicode into something readable! I have done it for people before and i will do it free of charge for you.

WARNING: The findings after i do the forensics MIGHT BREAK YOUR MARRIAGE!

Ewo! Don't break the marriage o
I guess he wants amendment

healthyarena:
Someone can't even play with this one, he will just implicate the pesin

Lol! Serious implicator lol

Image123:
For goodness sake, while this is just a day's data and figures may fluctuate based on tanker queues etc. Yet, it is understandable that a tanker from the loading bay in Lagos will reach Lagos and other parts of the Southwest in 24hrs, while tankers loading from Lagos and going to the North will spend 3-4days on their journey to destination. Moreso,Buhari is not the one selling or sharing turns and tickets. Please let's grow up and reason above childish tribal and religious sentiments.
cc: DauraDullard0, dollyak

That means?
What does ur above statement imply?
Elder, plz educate me

Image123:
For goodness sake, while this is just a day's data and figures may fluctuate based on tanker queues etc. Yet, it is understandable that a tanker from the loading bay in Lagos will reach Lagos and other parts of the Southwest in 24hrs, while tankers loading from Lagos and going to the North will spend 3-4days on their journey to destination. Moreso,Buhari is not the one selling or sharing turns and tickets. Please let's grow up and reason above childish tribal and religious sentiments.
cc: DauraDullard0, dollyak

Lol grown ups!
Educate us ur children
#babanla

Weda geopolitical zone or not, weda south or north I don't care!

160/40 is way too much if we are sincere to ourselves

Which means out of every 5 car owners/keke riders/generator(I pass my neighbour included) owners the northerners own 4 nd d southerners own 1?

Is the changie we are wanting

Comot 4 road mai pass abeg
because she knows her time her time is going gradually she come dey use whitey dey pretend mak pple no ask her as dem dey ask aunt Linda. Which whitey wan marry u?

I hate these pple they disgust me
Very inhumane sect
Tufiakwa!

Capital NO!

This thing is in-born you don't need to learn it

If u want to watch porn wt ur partner be ready to do answer questions nd practice disgusting things which are animalistic and very appalling.

Which normal human being fit in their right energy fit do intercourse like Indecency pple?

It is from hell and should remain there if u don't want to loose each other to hell.

Capital NO!

Haaaaaaaaaaaa
Haaaaaaaaaaaa
Hoooooooooooo

Yeeeeeeeeeeey

Awon Islam ti de o
They have join rituals we are finished o
They are extremist o anytin dem put hand na till e scatter o

Awon pple Obj una no fit change?
Upon all the change in this qwantiri

I jst dey watch dis shetimma 4 hd tv since
He's been fooling around
The matter don pass why come back to it nd disgrace urself?
He took pride nd cldnt reach the former president because he didn't attach importance to the lives of the girls(if they ever existed).

Another thing is which northern school has a whole 200 girls to write WASSCE in a sitting in the same center?
Biko na so hausa pple com like sch?

Adontire oooo !!!

Wetin consine me?

Jst don't know sha o

Errrm Linda has tasted the bitterness of her own pill now she knows what other pple suffer from her write ups


Shiorrr so e dey pain?

Lepacious Bose!
Change!

4 my area we are haves ligh 4 abt 3hrs nw
B4 b4 we are haves ligh 4 24hrs
Our friz is blocking but nw we offing d friz due to low qwarrent


Is the changie we are wanting

Will her acceptance or refuseal make N1=$1?
Abeg stop telling lies

esonuu:
Nigerian ladies and their cheap lies..when Ten men asks for sex,she wil sleep wit eight,turn down the other two perhaps cos she aint attracted them..next thing she wil start bragging abt people she refused sleepn wit,she wont bother to tel us d ones dat evn shagged her without giving her a role...mak i hear say dem no dey lash dat water water bum bum wey i dey luk so

Lol very bad mouth u gat dere bro

Sunnynwa:
Hyperdontia.

Ok I've learnt something

Thank u

11. Am scared reading alone at night in my room can come to your room?


I rememeber one scene like dat nd we don do 2yrs hml

Sunnynwa:
Some people have more than 32 teeth.

Hewo!

Are you kidding?
If not whts d scientific name? Lol