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First Phase just ended. Here is a summary of the result and their winners in 9states.

EKITI STATE
AA: 94
ACPN: 534
APC: 120,331
CPP: 330
HDP: 94
KOWA:108
NCP: 377
PDP: 176,466
PPN: 388
UDP: 60
UPP: 145

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ENUGU STATE!!!
AA: 433
AD: 269
ACPN: 479
ADC: 478
APA: 715
APC: 14,157
CPP: 237
HOPE: 110
KOWA: 203
NCP: 761
PDP: 553,003
PPN: 407
UDP: 1,623
UPP: 290

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OSUN STATE
AA: 377
AD: 1667
ACPN: 1731
ADC: 937
APA: 1306
APC: 383,603
CPP: 1029
HOPE: 132
KOWA: 255
NCP: 767
PDP: 249,929
PPN: 599
UDP: 124
UPP: 159

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KOGI STATE!!!
AA: 700
AD: 427
ACPN: 1089
ADC: 761
APA: 1001
APC: 264,851
CPP: 967
HOPE: 144
KOWA: 190
NCP: 399
PDP: 149,987
PPN: 476
UDP: 180
UPP: 156

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ONDO STATE!!!
AA: 386
AD: 1237
ACPN: 2406
ADC: 1227
APA: 1139
APC: 299,889
CPP: 1012
HOPE: 184
KOWA: 223
NCP: 846
PDP: 251,368
PPN: 734
UDP: 184
UPP: 221

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FCT, ABUJA!!
AA:139
AD: 240
ACPN: 342
ADC: 288
APA: 674
APC: 146,399
CPP: 347
HOPE: 83
KOWA: 165
NCP: 473
PDP: 157,195
PPN: 269UDP: 95
UPP: 96

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OYO STATE!!
AA: 6331
AD: 6282
ACPN: 8979
ADC: 5000
APA: 4,468
APC: 528,620
CPP: 6,674
HOPE: 839
KOWA: 1,312
NCP: 1895
PDP: 303,376
PPN: 2842
UDP: 1069
UPP: 3665

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OGUN STATE!!
AA: 584
AD: 1,927
ACPN: 3072
ADC:1364
APA: 1930
APC: 308,290
CPP: 978
HOPE: 332
KOWA: 432
NCP: 815
PDP: 207,950
PPN: 4,339
UDP: 562
UPP: 597

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NASARAWA STATE!!
AA: 40
AD: 74
ACPN: 95
ADC: 105
APA: 310
APC: 236,838
CPP: 131
HOPE: 4
KOWA: 48
NCP: 222
PDP: 273,460
PPN: 164
UDP: 23
UPP: 33

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SUMMARY!
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1) Ekiti~PDP wins {PDP~176,466/APC~120,331}
2) Ogun~APC wins {APC~308,290/PDP~207,950}
3) Enugu~PDP wins {PDP~553,003/APC~14,157}
4) Kogi~APC wins {APC~264,851/PDP~149,987}
5) Osun~APC wins {APC 383,603/PDP~249,929}
6) Ondo~APC wins {APC~299,889/PDP~251,368}
7) FCT Abuja~PDP wins {PDP~157,195/APC~146,399}
Oyo~APC wins {APC~528,620/PDP~303,376}
9) Nassarawa~PDP wins {PDP~273,466/APC~236,838}

APC~5 States
PDP~4 States

PDP is leading with 2,332,734 votes while APC has 2,302,978 votes, though APC won five states and PDP four states. Lets grab a bite before results from Kano....Borno..... Yobe.....Lagos and the likes of them are announced.Pls grab a bite, you might lose your appetite lol

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So i just got this from a fan. And I must say, it is so sad and pathetically hilarious.

"I must say, you have been exceptional all through this election period. Nah you open moi eyes wella to the evils happening in this our economy. A choice had to be made and i'm glad i made the right choice, all thanks to you. Whichever way the pendulum swings, Nah GODWIN!

But you see, as at now, i am tired of Buhari. Yes, I am tired of Buhari. What is all this? I have decided to vote GEJ for change... sorry transformation. Backward never Forward ever! I have decided to go back to my polling unit this night, look for the exact ballot paper i used in voting and change my vote in support of GEJ! It's better late than never. Lol...

GEJ till 2015!!!!

#SaiGEJ
#SaiGoodbyeEbeleJonathan"

LMAO.... Nigerians ehn!

Ehya.... may her soul RIP!

APC has been thrown into deep mourning by a sad news. A boat carrying a director in the Ministry of Chieftaincy affairs, Aremo Azeez Adewale, who is also the first son of Olu of Epe, Oba Sefiu Olatunji Adewale and and Muhiz Bello, a local government chairman, APC Epe candidate, capsized this afternoon as the men and others returned from a riverine area in Epe where they hadgone to cast their votes.

Mourners have thronged the Olu's palace in to sympathize with him. The prince has since been buried according to Muslim rites at his house in Isasi, Epe. Muhiz Bello was married with three children.

It's just so sad and painful. May their souls rest in peace, amen.

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Although there are 26 registered political parties in Nigeria, but only 11 have submitted names of candidates to run for the presidency.

>Goodluck Jonathan & Namadi Sambo ~ Peoples Democratic Party, PDP (LP and APGA adopted
>Muhammadu Buhari & Yemi Osinbajo~All Progressives Congress, APC
>Oluremi Sonaiya & Saidu Bobboi~ Kowa Party,
>Ambrose Albert & Haruna Shaba~ Hope Democratic Party,
>Ganiyu Galadima & Balarabe Ahmed of Allied Congress Party of Nigeria, ACPN,
>Rafiu Salau & Clinton Cliff Akuchie~ Alliance for Democracy, AD
>Godson Okoye & Haruna Adamu ~ United Democratic Party, UDP.
>Nani Ibrahim Ahmad & Obianuju Murphy-Uzohue ~African Democratic Congress,
>Martin Onovo & Ibrahim Mohammed ~ National Conscience Party, NCP
>Tunde Anifowoshe-Kelani & Paul Ishaka Ofomile~ Action Alliance and
>Chekwas Okorie & Bello Umar~ United Progressive Party.

Vote wisely! Say NO To Violence!

This thug was just spotted somewhere in Nigeria. Please lets pray against Violence o. No PDP thug shall succeed. They shall be contained and brought down. God shall expose all of them. IJN!!!

#SaiBuhari
#WhoElseIfnotBuhari

A woman savagely beat a teacher infront of her students after claiming that the teacher was having an affair with her husband. But insteadof the students and other members of staff to stop the fight, they stoodaside, watched the fight, filmed it and uploaded the clip on Youtube. Dang!!

35 year old Laelia Paredes Flores, stormed into the classroom in Huimanguillo in south-east Mexico, and attacked 32 year old Marcella Villalpando Tovar. Tovar was kicked,punched in her face and stomach and jumped on. And her students didn't do anything to stop it. In fact,another woman can be heard off camera encouraging the beat down.Wow!

Student Miriam Gracia Adomo, 16, said:

"The woman charged in and began shouting and screaming before punching our teacher to the floor.That’s when I ran to get help. But when other teachers came they just stood around watching. It was really terrible, terrible."

After the act was widely condemned, a school spokesperson released a statement saying;

“The woman claimed that our teacher was having an affair with the husband of one of the student’s dads and the mother took exception. We are appalled that this attack happened in our school and that nothing was done to stop it, and we shall be carrying out a full investigation.”

PLEASE, WE IMPLORE EVERYONE TO READ TO THE END! Ignorance is a hindrance and we want everyone to be enlightened on how to vote tommorow. So many people won't vote tommorow because they don't know this. Vote gently, peacefully but quick so you can get out of the voting venue as soon as possible. Here are some steps on how to vote, xeroxed from INEC and the Buhari group.

>Steps:
¤VOTER REGISTRATION

Step 1: A Nigerian citizen who is eligible to vote, goes to the INEC website to locate his Polling Unit.

Step 2: The citizen goes to the chosen Polling Unit to register

Step 3: The citizen would have his/her picture taken and his/her details captured.

Step 4: The citizen would be given a Voter ID card which makes him/hereligible to vote on election day.

>ELECTION DAY:
¤STAGE 1: ACCREDITATION

Step 1: Go to the Polling Unit you were registered with your voter registration card ad join the queue

Step 2: Present your Voter registration card to the INEC official and ensure that your name is the register

Step 3: Your finger would be marked with ink to show that you have been accredited.

¤STAGE 2: VOTING

Step 1: Join the queue with the intention of casting your vote

Step 2: When it gets to your turn, ensure your name is ticked in the voter register

Step 3: You would be given a ballot paper listing out the political parties

Step 4: Enter the booth and select your preferred candidate

Step 5: Place your ballot paper in the ballot box

ACCREDITATION CRITERIAS:

The voters queue up in an orderly manner; The Poll Officials will use the card reader to read (verify and authenticate) the Permanent Voters Card (PVC) presented by a voter seeking to be accredited to confirm that his/her name is in the register of voters and that he/she is the rightful owner of the card; His/her name is ticked on the left side of the register after the confirmation;Indelible ink is applied on the appropriate finger of the individual’s left hand; If the voter’s fingerprint is not authenticated, the voter may still be accredited if the Presiding Officer is satisfied that his/her name is in the register and that he/she is the rightful owner of the card. It is compulsory for ALL, even those living with disabilities. Where culture does not allow men and women to mix up in a queue, separate queues are formed for men and women. You can't send anyone to be accreditated on your behalf, not even when you are sick. In order to cast your vote, you are advised to stay within the polling unit before voting starts. If you decide to leave, ensure you return to the polling unit before the commencement of voting at 1.30pm. Once voters queue up and the number is recorded, no voter, accredited or not, will be allowed to join the queue. Appear in person at the unit where you registered between 8.00am and 1.00pm with your permanent voter’s card.

1. Accreditation commences at 8.00am. Voters are expected to queue up in an orderly manner;
2.Card reader will be used to verify and authenticate the PVCs presented by voters
3.Accreditation closes at 1.00 pm. A security personnel is required to stand behind the last person on the queue to prevent any other person joining. However, everyone on the queue as at 1.00 pm shall be attended to. The number of the accredited voters is announced and written in the column provided for, on the result sheet;
4.At 1.30pm, the accredited voters are invited to queue up in an orderly manner for the commencement of voting;
5.Accredited voters on the queue are counted and the figure loudly announced and entered into the result sheet;
6.They are invited one after the other to confirm their accreditation and also issued with a ballot paper;
7.The voter is directed to a cubicle to make his/her choice on the ballot paper in secret, and thereafter, drop the ballot into the ballot box in the full view of all present;
8.Voting is declared closed when the last voter on the queue has voted.
9.The ballots are sorted, counted and the votes scoredby each contesting party/candidate as well as the rejected/spoilt ballots are announced and filled intothe result sheet;
10.The result is entered into form EC 60E and pasted at the polling unit;
11.The results from the PollingUnits are taken to the various levels of collation for computation.

If the voter has no fingers, an indelible ink shall be applied on his corresponding toe. Even if (s)he has no toe, an indelible ink is applied on the corresponding toe of the person brought by the voter to assist him. If a voter who is blind or unable to distinguish symbols or who suffers any other physical challenge is accompanied into the polling unit and assisted to vote by a person chosen by him/her.


NOTE: Do not sell your PVC. Be careful while going to the venue. Avoid contact with thugs. Take an open road on your way to your voting venue. Make sure you check regularly to be sure your PVC is not stolen. While voting, make sure NO ONE sees who you votef for (Some voters are spies and are there to just monitor the votes of people. If you don't vote for their candidate, you may be trailed, harmed or harrassed). Once you vote, LEAVE the voting venue IMMEDIATELY. BE CAREFUL! BE VIGILANT!

SAY NO TO VIOLENCE! Vote Wisely!
#SaiBuhari

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dharay99:
as stupeed as yhu are mum, yhu still sleep wid doz dogs? Yhur HIV status dosnt need checking...RIP b¡tch. .

Hahahaha, for real, you just described the mother that gave birth to you. lol.... so pathetic a nitwit

dharay99:
so now u are gonna cry all bcuz I disagree wid ur lame post.? Sorry momma...post sumtin else and stop ranting like a boa...

My son, you seem hungry. I'm not sure you've had breakfast. You can checkout the leftovers in the kitchen. I wanted to feed them to the dogs but you fit in perfectly well

menix:
OP... Have u had a 1 nite stand?

You say? Lol... i'm not a stand up comedian o... i only rep facebook.com/hopesignatures

dharay99:
seriously, all u posted up der na trash,

You sound trashy and ypu sure look trashy! If the post doesn't favour you, then swerve on and stop acting like a cry baby. Please be matured. You can do better than this.

Enegod:
OP, do you have big yansh?

I have a very big God!

It's as if it's a taboo in their "Ladies Kingdom".
Even if they are too good, they often keep silent or "bend" the truth until you can't tell which is truth anymore. Below are some of those questions:

1. How old are you?

Majority of ladies feel that if they reveal their age to an interested young man on a social network, they might be looked down on her.. Hiding it does not reduce it.

2. Are you in a relationship?

When you ask her this question, TWO things are involved.
She might say YES to make you think that she is not lonely and bored.
If she says NO, it might be that she's a type that wants to "dig gold" from all angles or she might just be spreading her tentacles.
Lies remains Lies!

3. Are you a Virgin?

This one na gbege! Infact, this is like a rhetorical question. Before you ask, just answer it yourself, YES!
Some might get mad at you just for asking, her! Sorry o... My curiosity got the better of me...

4. What can make you tell a lie?

"Lies? Lies are bad", she'll reply.
I don't lie. I hate lying.
Take a deep breath because you've just been lied to.

5. Do you love me?
Whenever you get to this point, don't try to ask. Anything you hear is obviously not the truth.
Why? Love is shown more than it's spoken.

6. When was the last time you got laid?

More often than not, if she is a bit honest, she'll tell, two years ago or A year and six months.
I'm not doubting her but... hmm!
God is watching ooo!

7. What did you take for breakfast?

Hehehe! She will never tell you garri or "packet shirt" with ogbono soup.
She will tell you things like: Plantain chips, Indomie, Bread and tea...
The thing go fear me more when I ask, since morning? and she replies, "Yes!"
Hah! Where did you get strength from to rush for lectures? You be Super woman?
She won't tell you she's watching her weight which most times are PLAIN, SILLY LIES! Lol!
For most part, She'll tell you nothing, "I am not hungry or I have lost appetite"... iffa hear!
All she needs to hear is "Babe, try and eat something, OK".. Lolz.

Naija gurls, hmmmm!. I throw salute.

You don't have to rely on everything they say become if you do so, you go soon fade.

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Definately, this is not the story of their life they would want to be in, nor is this the best time to sing the best song ever. My favourite amongst the One Direction stars, Zayn Malik (second from left in the picture) has quit One Direction after five years with the chart-topping boyband that was formed on X-Factor in 2010. The 22-year-old singer has made the decision to bow out of the group leaving Niall Horan, Harry Styles, Liam Payne & Louis Tomlinson to continue as a four-piece.

In a statement released to Daily Mall yesterday, Zayn said;

'My life with One Direction has been more than I could ever have imagined. But, after five years, I feel like it is now the right time for me to leave the band. I'd like to apologise to the fans if I've let you down, but I have to do what feels right in my heart. I am leaving because I want to be a normal 22 year old who is able to relax and have some private time out of the spotlight. I know I have four friends for life in Louis, Liam, Harry and Niall. I know they will continue to be the best band in the world.'

The Best Song Ever hitmakers will record their fifth album in Zayn's absence and will continue with the remaining dates on the band's forthcoming world tour. One Direction said in a second statement released to Mail Online:

'We're really sad to see Zayn go, but we totally respect his decision and send him all our love for the future. The past five years have been beyond amazing, we've gone through so much together, so we will always be friends. The four of us will now continue. We're looking forward to recording the new album and seeing all the fans on the next stage of the world tour.'

Meanwhile, Simon Cowell - who masterminded One Direction from five solo artists who auditioned for The X Factor back in 2010 - thanked Zayn for his commitment to the band. He added:

'I would like to say thank you to Zayn for everything he has done for One Direction. Since I first met Zayn in 2010, I have grown very, very fond - and immensely proud - of him. I have seen him grow in confidence and I am truly sorry to see him leave. As for One Direction, fans can rest assured that ‎Niall, Liam, Harry and Louis are hugely excited about the future of the band.'

Within minutes of the news being announced, the star's name was trending on Twitter as the heartthrob's fans mourned their pop idol's departure. Reactions ranged from heartbroken, to compassionate to angry, but the overriding emotion was devastation.

Harry Styles, who happens to be the heart of the band, was performing on stagem hours after he learnt Zayn had quit. At some point while performing, he could not hold it anymore, he. burs out into tears right there on stage in Jakarta for his friend. Now Harry has to struggle in making sure One Direction does not split. So Sad!

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Popular televangelist, Benny Hinn has been hospitalized after he suffered a heart attack. According to a post on the clergy man's website shared by his daughter, Jessica Hinn Koulianos, Pastor Hinn had just returned to California froma trip to Brazil when he became fatigued. What she wrote below...

"Recently he (Hinn) returned to California after ministering to crowds of over 100,000 people in Brazil, including over 2,000 pastors and leaders from all over South America. It was truly a remarkable nation-shaking event. And while it was a rewarding journey, after he arrived home he suddenly began battling fatigue and shortness of breath. For those of you who know my Dad, you know that he never stops; so when he spent over a week in bed, we knew something was wrong. I flew to California to bewith him and insisted that he see a doctor.On Friday, he consulted with his local physician and was admitted to the hospital, where he was treated for lack of oxygen in his cardiovascular system," she wrote

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30 year old Rebecca Darnell attended her older sister's wedding and looked really happy to be there. In fact, friends said she was the 'life and soul of the wedding party' as head bridesmaid. She'd helped organize people and dragged many people onto the dance floor, so imagine their shock when they heard she'd hanged herself just hours after the wedding, still wearing her bridesmaid's dress."She was the life and soul. She got everybody up and dancing, which is no mean feat. She was getting everyone involved." her father David told a coroner yesterday.

However, just hours after the wedding reception Rebecca's partner of four years, Carlo Salamone, found her body hanging at their townhouse in Addlestone, Surrey. The couple had argued about the taxi fare on their way back from the wedding, the inquest heard, and Mr Salamone had slept on the sofa when they had got home.When he woke up and went upstairs to find his girlfriend, he saw that their bed was still made and had not been slept in. Walking up the second flight of stairs to the third floor, Mr Salamone found his path blocked by a hanging figure.

Mr Salamone raced to get a phone and dialled 999 and was directed through CPR lifesaving techniques, which he carried out.

Police constable Stephen Ashley, who attended the scene after 7am, said he found a body lying on the floor, still wearing a "formal evening dress."

A post-mortem examination showed Rebecca had died as a result of suspension, with a cause of death of hanging. Toxicology tests showed she was double the drink driving limit, with 162mg of alcohol per 100ml of blood. Mr Salamone said his partner had been "very happy" on the day of the wedding, on November 8, 2013, and had drunk vodka and coke but not seemed excessively drunk.

Taxi driver Khalik Meah said the couple had been arguing when he gave them a lift back from the party some time after midnight. Asked whether the couple rowed a lot, Mr Salamone said they would argue when they were drunk, but this was only around once a month and this had been no worse than normal.

"She was my life partner," the garage owner said. "That evening at the wedding I had spoken to Jo's husband and arranged the following summer in Dubai (where the newlyweds lived) to ask Rebecca to marry me. "I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her."The counsellor had been diagnosed with Type 1 diabetes when she was aged 25 years, the coroner heard, leaving her reliant on insulin to regulate her blood sugar levels.Her medication had made her put on weight, which Mr Salamone said she worried about, weighing herselfevery morning and evening.

Once, during a severe hypoglycaemic attack, she fell into a coma which lasted four days and left her with minor memory problems. Her devastated father David said his daughter, who grew up in Hertford before the family moved to Guildford, Surrey, had been a perfectionist.Rebecca's cousin Samantha Nash, 24, said she had seen her in a state at about 10pm on the night of the wedding. Miss Nash said:

"She came to me and completely broke down. Alarm bells went off." She was extremely upset. It was about how Carlo wasn't there for her at home."She kept saying, 'Don't tell anyone Carlo's on drugs, cocaine, don't tell anyone."Coroner Richard Travers said: "The cause of Boo's death was hanging. There was nothing at the scene to suggest any third party involvement."He ruled out a verdict of suicide, as he could not find any clear intention, such as leaving a suicide note and Rebecca had made plans to see friends and family for the coming days.

"Consequently I conclude Rebecca died from self-inflicted injuries but her intention was unclear," he said.

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This is definately not to propagate rape but like the legendary musician, Fela Anipulako Kuti sang

"If you call a woman
African woman no go 'gree
She go say
She go say "I be lady o"

"Ma kan na e
Ma kan na e pa
Iwo ke, oti mo mi ni
To ba to ko duro de mi o
Duro de mi ki'nbo so mi
Wa je baba nla iya iro ni o ko le ja
Oje lo nyo, kini won se npe o
Shakara oloje ni
Shakara oloje ni o...
The shakara woman
Tell her I say, "My dear I like you"
She go say, "E like you? Who you like?"
"Come on jare, look at this man"
"Why you come from self?"
"I be near you, no touch me o"

Ladies, you like a man, you are busy dying in your pride. You refuse to approach him am clear your heart all because of shakara. You are 32years old and you have refused to marry if he is not tall, dark, 6~packed, white toothed, God fearing, stinkingly rich, doesn't smoke, doesn't cheat, doesn't lie, doesn't go to the club, lets you scroll through his phone always, never talks to girls, meanwhile you are so dirty inside~out, by the time the "rats" of life catch up with you, you will still be doing bridesmaid fir your friend when you reach the age of menopause.

It's not a curse. It's just an indication of a likely future event. Everything you know is to form meanwhile you can't afford it. You love your salad hot, You drink two bottles of shawarma, You make your hair at shoprite, You prefer coke to pepsi, You spend your time buying bend down select yet you are not proud of it. You wear it on red carpet and when asked the name of the designer, you lie

"Well, the clothe and shoes were made by an italian designer called capra aegagrus hircus"

When capra aegagrus hircus means domestic goat. Stop forming and be yourself. That is the only way you will go far as a lady. Be feminine and ladylike. Don't treat yourself like trash or let anyone take advantage of you but also be humble. Don't rush into marrying someone because of wealth. It is not how far but how well. It is not about getting married, it's about STAYING married. Learn to be humble, so the rats of life don't catch up with you. Thanks a lot! You all need Jesus mehn... Bow down your heads and say after me... "Lord Jesus...."

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Some guys have very crazy habits that puts a lot of people off & in the depths of their mind they are big boys.. "leave me jare, it's my life, i'm a big boy".... BIGNONSENSE!

You get dumped by a lady and that makes you bitter to the extent you hate ladies and criticize their every step yet you are feeling like a big boy.... BIG BOY~BIG NONSENSE

You let your trouser drop halfway your bum in the name of sagging and claiming big boy, you are a BIG BOY~BIG NONSENSE

You have more than one partner, spendmoney anyhow and have sex with countless ladies because you like it rawwww, and you are feeling ontop of the world, a BIG BOY~BIG NONSENSE

You have a habit of wearing sunglasses indoors and you refuse to listen to caution because you are parading yourself as lil wayne, you are a BIG BOY~BIG NONSENSE

You get jealous each time a guy makes a pass at your babe & even lets it gets to a brawl, yes you beat the hell outta him and you are feeling like hulk hogan,,,, you are a BIG BOY~BIG NONSENSE

You can't seem to get off your mum's wrapper even if you are 35+. You still leave in your parents house and eat their food yet each time you hang out with your friends, you are feeling like a big boy.... BIG BOY~BIG NONSENSE

You can't clean the house, you can't sweep, you can't wash your dross, you can't even cook a good meal yet you tellme you are a big boy.... BIG BOY~BIG NONSENSE

You drink ten bottles of star, 15 or more bottle of heineken and smoke like wiz khalifa anytime your favourite soccer team wins and you spend 95% of your life in a beer parlour, you are a BIG BOY~BIG NONSENSE

You argue (with women especially) a lot and you don't know where to let go or leave the scene of a heated argument, yet you take pride in the fact that "e remain small make you go study law for Unilag", you are a BIG BOY~BIG NONSENSE

You stare at every lady (in skirt, sorry nah bum shorts dey reign now), and you can't keep your gaze off their ass, yet you feel you are blessed with a good short and long sightedness, you are a BIG BOY~BIG NONSENSE

You are extrenely stingy in your given. You prefer to lap when entering a bike, you prefer to trek 20km just to save 50 naira, you prefer to wear one boxer for 2 weeks even when you earn past the minimum wage of 18,000 naira, yet you tell me you are a good saver & you are investing for the future, you are a BIG BOY~BIG NONSENSE

You hit your wife, your wife~to~be or your girlfriend, yet you tell me you are related to bash ali, AH!!!! See in your case, the thunder that will fire you is doing press up! You are a big disgrace toyour manhood and a shame to your agbalumo balls. You are a BIG BOY~BIG NONSENSE....

Yes that's what we have today, a coalition of 'BIG BOYS~BIG NONSENSES' coming together to form an umbrella of idiocracy! Better Change!

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Can you imagine? We don't want a president that will be playing football with our lives and destiny. We don't want a clueless president that will be busy playing soccer while boko haram is killing us. Your house is on fire and you are busy playing ball. Can you imagine such nonsense!

That would be moi dream come true

Evina:
Who friends their dad on social media?

I wonder o

Is this the first time she's frying Akara? Does she look like a learner or attention seeker? From the look of things, that is a family setting she went to visit and she decided to help out. Stop propagating NONSENSE. She has my respect for this. It's better for her to do it, atleast i know it is possible for her to do it, not a fat pig that sits on a rock & keeps on dishing out blunders

The very controversial Kemi Olunloyo,daughter of Oyo state ex governor..

According to her,she has removed her dad ,Victor Olunloyo as head of the family,chased him from his own house and take over the property..

She accuses him of being a ritualist and says his youngest wife whom she calls 'Concubine' does rituals with her father..

http://www.misspetitenigeriablog.com/2015/03/kemi-olunloyo-throws-fatherex-oyo-gov.html

Lets see those of us on nairaland who are smart.

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When Big Boy fails.... LMAO....

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They were pointing their curses at him. Yoruba traditional rulers beckon their horse tails to anybody as a sign of blessing while they point the staff to show their anger. Waving of horse tail is to honour, (pointing) the staff is meant to dishonour. The chiefs were pointing not waving.

What is the yoruba name for a Proghorn?

I saw the picture which he later deleted too.... I don't blame him.... Mxcheww...

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