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RomanceRe: What Do You Do If She Refuses To Go After A One Night Stand? by cuvox(op): 5:58am On Dec 09, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
no forget to update us later.
Dude just came in this morning for a dialogue after they talked on the phone.... well, she confessed to me that she is lonely and looking for a good sexual partner.... and my friend just happened to hammer her well. them dey unto friends with benefits things now...
RomanceRe: What Do You Do If She Refuses To Go After A One Night Stand? by cuvox(op): 5:32pm On Dec 08, 2015
andromida:
Marry her. grin
if I were your brother would you give me that type of advice?
RomanceRe: What Do You Do If She Refuses To Go After A One Night Stand? by cuvox(op): 5:31pm On Dec 08, 2015
goodmorning40:
simply make her urs and suspend the other chick. o boy u done hammer
taaa. never... pesi wey your guy f for one night stand.... she no join
RomanceRe: What Do You Do If She Refuses To Go After A One Night Stand? by cuvox(op): 4:29pm On Dec 08, 2015
glimpse33:
Kill The Biitch
and go to prison
RomanceRe: What Do You Do If She Refuses To Go After A One Night Stand? by cuvox(op): 4:29pm On Dec 08, 2015
libertyfather:
Go and report her to the DSS
hmmm. so that my story will make fp when she changes the story to something like rape.

Na "boy kidnaps girl and rape her for 2 days " una go read then nl feminist movement go finish curse on top my head
RomanceRe: What Do You Do If She Refuses To Go After A One Night Stand? by cuvox(op): 4:25pm On Dec 08, 2015
kasley44:
where is ur friend? provide him or..... lol. be crafty, check my signature
the guy can't come out now....
RomanceRe: What Do You Do If She Refuses To Go After A One Night Stand? by cuvox(op): 4:24pm On Dec 08, 2015
eph12:
Just kill yourself bro cry There's nothing else you can do embarassed
undecided
RomanceRe: What Do You Do If She Refuses To Go After A One Night Stand? by cuvox(op): 4:23pm On Dec 08, 2015
imas:
Just organize like 6 guys all dressed in black and have them come to your place at night. then start a discussion about rituals you guys are planning and that what is left now is just a girl to complete the list, na she go beg you to leave your house.
this one ready to wait... seriously the screwing must have affected her brain
RomanceWhat Do You Do If She Refuses To Go After A One Night Stand? by cuvox(op): 4:02pm On Dec 08, 2015
Guys abeg, my I need una help....

I helped my friend get a hot chick on Sunday night from one local flexing joint... well, they both agreed to have a one night stand and part ways... you know, wham wham bang bang bye bye.

but the problem be say this babe no gree commot for the house again as Na my apartment the screwing take happen.

my guy have gone into hiding, babe say she no wan commot unless I take her to his place and the girl I have been trying to get (for two years now....managed to leave friend zone) will pay me a visit tomorrow.

I don't like violence and it's not my nature to hit a girl but this girl wan spoil things for me so.

Wetin I go do?
RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by cuvox(m): 8:17pm On Dec 05, 2015
ssweetorgasm:
hehehehehehe oboy u c wetin dey go on 4 here so, gud pm, i call u to c drama. "one igbo fool wants to dare south south guys, i pity his destiny.
some people are best ignored so they can bask in glory of their stupidity while it lasts.
RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by cuvox(m): 8:03pm On Dec 05, 2015
ssweetorgasm:
HAHAHA im a good christian, an a good boy. trust me, gud pm.
you done call me come again abi?
Nairaland GeneralA Few Good Men: The Lastma Officer At Anthony Bus Oshodi-gbagada by cuvox(op): 7:54pm On Dec 05, 2015
This is officer IRAWO S. you can find him at the Anthony bus stop of the oshodi-gbagada expressway.

I've always noticed this officer with a smile on his face.

Even under the scorching sun.

I've watched this officer on more than one occasion almost get hit because he is trying to maintain orderliness at the busstop.

Late at night sometimes I see him, backpack strapped and ready to head home.

He wears his uniform which has stitches in different places with pride.

His shoes old but very strong. I know he is not paid much but he does his work with pride.

He deserves commendation. You can see him giving directions in the photo attached. This is just one of the five times I watched him do it. I missed my bus just to get a shot of him.

Officer IRAWO is his name and he deserves commendation. Kindly share and forward till he gets it.

# afewgoodmen # fewgoodmen # lastma # frsc
# commendation # heroes # mysuperhero
# onlyinnigeria # forward # share
share for a good cause

source https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10205943487726561&substory_index=0&id=1240688496&refid=17&_ft_=top_level_post_id.10205944132342676%3Atl_objid.10205944132342676%3Athid.1240688496%3A306061129499414%3A2%3A0%3A1451635199%3A-743715539673575882&__tn__=%2As

CC seun, obinoscopy, lalasticlala

Jokes EtcThrow Back Picture : I Doubt If This Still Exist by cuvox(op):
nna, if you still have a car that has this and it's working fine, you need to add preservation and maintenance officer to your cv



lalasticlala come abeg

Jokes EtcPICTURE : How To Kidnap A Nigerian Living Abroad by cuvox(op): 10:41am On Nov 30, 2015
damm we like awoof

RomanceThis Article Will Do Single Ladies Good. by cuvox(op): 7:54am On Nov 29, 2015
by all means, marry a good woman. "If you marry a Good woman, You won't know when you have nothing cos her character won't change"

by Solomon Franklin Buchi Bartholomew


Story of Eliezer’s challenge is a familiar one.

Abraham sent Eliezer off with a task, “Find a suitable wife for my son Isaac.” How, though, could Eliezer be secure in the knowledge that the woman he chose would indeed measure up to the standards of the saintly Isaac?

To ensure that he would find the young woman, Eliezer came up with a plan. Hence was born the famous “camel test”: After his long travels, Eliezer would ask a young maiden for a sip of water, and if she offered to provide water for his camels as well, she would be the one!

When Eliezer and his men arrived at the well, they had with them many camels, so they’d be able to escort the future bride and all her possessions and servants back to Isaac. Surrounded by a group of able-bodied men, Eliezer did not appear as a helpless, weary chap begging for a drink. And Rebecca, the daughter of Bethuel, the ruler of Aram Naharaim, was a young woman of nobility, not a poor servant girl accustomed to lugging water from wells. But this is precisely where Eliezer was able to get a glimpse of the righteous Rebecca.

From the moment he requested to take a sip from her jug, her generosity and greatness radiated in the most discreet and unassuming manner.

Rebecca immediately gave him a drink, then offered and drew water for all his camels. She saw an opportunity to do something kind, and swiftly went to work. She didn’t question or consider whether she was really needed; instead, she energetically continued filling multiple troughs with water, until the job of satisfying a whole herd of thirsty camels was completed . . . while Eliezer and his men watched her work unassisted.

Many ladies are still unmarried today cos they don't give. they don't add value to the lives of men. Rebecca was a value adding woman, She was more conscious of what she can give than the other way round. Even when Eliezer didn't look helpless, She offered to GIVE him Value. Not just that, She satisfied the whole herd of thirty camels with water too.

Many ladies today have so believed that they are meant to receive and never give. They get into relationships with the mindset of what they can get. Rebecca was not that kind of woman.

As a woman think of adding value. When you meet a man, do something positive in his life, don't be in a hurry to gain.

Be selfless, You never can tell who he is. Isaac was the son of a great man, Abraham, He had abundance. But Rebecca was a poor decent girl. She was highly favoured.

What can you give? Isaac married Rebecca Cos she passed the test of 'Giving value'
What can you give?

Nigerian Ladies, be the Rebecca of your time.
https://m.facebook.com/notes/solomon-franklin-buchi-bartholomew/this-article-will-do-single-ladies-good/759561854148178/?refid=17&fbt_id=759561854148178&lul&ref_component=mbasic_photo_permalink_actionbar&_rdr#s_433e379f591e7e34de8508230885107c

note
..we, guys, will only marry the girl who adds value to our lives
RomanceRe: Girl Finds Out Disgusting Job Boyfriend Does For A Living After She Got Pregnant by cuvox(m): 11:11am On Nov 28, 2015
that's how they abort ministers and governors. keep that baby please.... forget that stigma attached to it... that's a great destiny you are carrying.... keep it
PoliticsRe: DEZIANI: Quick Irrefutable Facts. by cuvox(op): 8:07pm On Nov 14, 2015
meimoks:
OP Na you try pass grin
na the mods I dey wait for
PoliticsDEZIANI: Quick Irrefutable Facts. by cuvox(op): 7:18pm On Nov 14, 2015
Innocent Until Proven Guilty!!! Receive Sense

1. She has not used pathos nor appealed for anyone's sympathy. She is just a sick woman that even delayed her hospital photos till obviously a slight break from the chemo. While in office she was undergoing chemo in the UK. The cancer seems to have progressed....sadly.

2. She has not sought an injunction from any courts that would stop her prosecution

3. Sick people are prosecuted. Buhari's army even courtmartials dead soldiers. Deziani has not told anyone she cannot attend a trial.

4. Deziani is in the UK, same place that jailed Ibori and was prosecuting Late Alamieseigha. UK that has extradition agreement with Nigeria.

5. Deziani is facing ZERO charges in the UK.

6. The senate cleared NNPC of any fraud under Deziani.

7. External world-reputed auditors audited Deziani's NNPC. They did not find her wanting.

8. For 6 Months Oshiomole and Co have been unable to bring up charges against her.

9. We understand that more international auditors have been commisioned to investigate her. The silence from APC is deafening on this. Could it be they are finding ZERO evidence of wrongdoing?

10. six monthssss 6 MONTHSSS six months after NO WORD of an account or money traced to her. SIX MONTHSSSSSSS.

11. Kachikwu praised Deziani and her initiatives right there when he was made minister.

12. The SUBSIDY FRAUD Buhari and co accused her of, they are paying the same amounts she paid even when crude oil price has been halved.

13. It is the same arrangements for refining fuel abroad etc etc that NNPC is still using...the very same contracts.

14. All vessels she approved to load, Buhari having shot from the hips and banned them, have all been given clean bill of health.

15. The Tompolo she and her government put in charge of waterway security and as some sort of "citizen policing/vigilante" the Buhari government and NIMASA, having reviewed it have stated that Tompolo has the job for the next ten years.

16. Fuel scarcity was minimal in her time of service with prices remaining constant even through Christmas.

17. The fuel queues and black market which only came about by sabotage at the end of their tenure is alive and well now especially outside Lagos. Black market is booming again

18. The oil theft has not abated a drop since she left, showing the intractability of that malaise and that she is not to blame.

19. Moreover she is not the police that should become GI Jane and go after oil thieves.

20. Again, not one "subsidy cabal" has been linked to her as her company the way Lagos tax collection companies are linked to Tinubu and Fashola.

21. Buhari and Nigeria in six months have not been able to show how removing her has led to increased earnings in any way. They have not told us the barrels declared under her were short. It is same barrels and volume of production.

22. There is evidence of fraud against Fashola, placed on public notice by his successor... SPECIFIC DETAILS OF GROSSLY OVERPAID-FOR WEBSITES, BOREHOLES PRICES ONLY POSSIBLE IN MARS and FOOTBRIDGES PAID FOR BUT NEVER BUILT. There is a standing judicial decision against AMaechi in Rivers. SIX MONTHS AFTER, NOT ONE SPECIFIC FRAUD PUT BESIDE THE NAME OF DEZIANI.

23. Evidence of the MONORAIL OF AMAECHI and FASHOLA TRAINS are there as monuments to their failure. Deziani successfully fixed four refineries to very appreciable extents that BUHARI WAS CREDITED WITH DOING THEM WITH BODY LANGUAGE. While Amaechi's Monorail has been declared a waste of state resources and moneys being voted to clear the Billion naira worth of debris, NONE OF DEZIANI'S PROJECTS HAVE A QUESTION MARK ON THEM.

24. Nigeria has in six months paid TSA 62 Billion which has been FLAGGED by the senate and populace. With same Saraki and Dino Malaye in the 7th Senate, NONE EVER FLAGGED HER PROJECTS. NOT ONE!!!!

25. While people say "the courts have not declared them thieves" on Fashola and Rotimi, those same witches and wizards have condemned THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND ONE OF THE MOST EDUCATED AND ACCOMPLISHED WOMEN EVER IN NIGERIA. Ever ever ever!!!

26. We restate Deziani's Accomplishments
a. She is an architect. How many women architects do you know personally?

b. She has a masters degree from CAMBRIDGE. That is an IVY LEAGUE school. (not some moimoi foreign school)

c. She is THE FIRST FEMALE DIRECTOR OF SHELL EVER EVER EVER.

d. She has held THREE MINISTERIAL POSITIONS SINCE 2007. Transport, Mines and Steel and then the position Amaechi and Tinubu can murder someone over PETROLEUM. Buhari is STEPPING INTO HER SHOES.) That is 8 clear years of meritorious service.

e. SHE IS THE FIRST FEMALE OPEC PRESIDENT EVER EVER EVER!!!!

f. She is the FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT OF GAS EXPORTING COUNTRIES ever.

G. She was Vice President of OPEC before then

h. Should we mention that she is the first female transport minister in Nigeria ever?

These are irrefutable. To comment, state the number and give me FACTS only. For beer parlour and tabloid gists of corruption, get out. We deal only facts here.

Finally, HER AILMENT IS NOT A JUDICIAL EXCUSE BEFORE LAW. GET BUHARI TO PROSECUTE HER OR GO AND DEEP YOUR HEAD IN AN AJEGUNLE LATRINE if you believe she is guilty. Enough stories of tortoise and squirrel from APC supporters. GEJ is no longer "protecting" her. Press charges or shut the freaking hell up.

Instead una go dey pray make una daughters grow up to be like her, people wey no fit knock her papa or husband gate, wey dey write application to SHELL and them no take them go dey open mouth give who be DIRECTOR for the shell. Government work get insult no be small.

May God stretch forth his healing hands to the loveliest MOST BEAUTIFUL creature to ever be called MINISTER in Nigeria. God heal her please.
CC lalasticlala, seun

source: https://mobile.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10206851767466154&id=1035691586&refid=8&__tn__=%2As
RomanceRe: I Am The Most Handsome Nairalander In The History Of Nairaland by cuvox(m): 6:29pm On Nov 12, 2015
Targaryen:
CUVOX, WHERE YOU AT?
this is a gathering of husband and wives....

I no suppose dey here
RomanceRe: When She Calls Out Your Bestfriend's Name During Sex by cuvox(m):
don't leave now. you know what, when next you have sex with her call her another girl's name. quite simple

swaggprofessor:
in 2months I hv tested d puss close to 18times if not more than so What wud an extra round do( absolutely nothing).
60/18= every 3 days ...men wait minus like 10 days for her period in both months : 50/18= 2.7 days that's like having sex every 66 hours. na your wife abi wetin?
RomanceRe: Relationship Code For Guys: Come In And Drop A Code If You Are Old In The GAME by cuvox(m): 7:39pm On Nov 10, 2015
if you love a single girl and she offers you no strings attached relationship (friends with benefits) guy run. except she has a boyfriend and you are her side niggur, trust me the strings that will be attached when either of you starts Catching Feelings will be enough to make a billion guitars

and it gets worse when the feelings get unrequited
RomanceRe: Relationship Code For Guys: Come In And Drop A Code If You Are Old In The GAME by cuvox(m):
flirt with other girls to make her jealous that will send a message that you can still get other girls but you are with her by choice. it will make her try to show you more love so she can fend off competition


and when you decide to cheat, Your girlfriend's best friend(s) is a no go area. no matter how tempting she is, guy swerve. chances are you will end up losing both of them and create enemies for life no matter how much you try to hide it.
CrimeRe: Coffin Maker Dumps 14-yr-old Son In Well For Casting Evilspell On Business by cuvox(op): 8:16am On Nov 10, 2015
Threedots:
is that nt supposed to be a good evil spell?
less death,,,, no sale!!!
I wunda
CrimeCoffin Maker Dumps 14-yr-old Son In Well For Casting Evilspell On Business by cuvox(op): 4:53am On Nov 10, 2015
ABA—A middle-aged man, identified as Papa Ogada, has dumped his 14-year-old son in a well, accusing him of being behind his inability to make progress in life.

Vanguard gathered that Ogada, a coffin maker, who hails from Oberete village in Obingwa Local Government Area of Abia State, had been complaining that his son was a wizard, who had caused him serial misfortunes since reuniting with him, after leaving his mother’s place.

A source said: “The truth is that the man has been separated from the boy’s mother. Since the boy came back from his mother’s place where he lived, the man has been accusing him of being a wizard.“

He once told us that he had consulted many spiritualists, who told him that his son is a wizard and is behind the problems he has had in his business.“ We are not surprised that he went this far.”

It was learned that Ogada contacted one of his friends, who helped him tie up the boy with his school uniform, books and other property and drove off at about 9p.m. to neighbouring Abiaka village, where they dumped him in an abandoned well.

Rescue

According to a resident of Abiaka village,vwho was part of rescue efforts, “some of us had already retired for the day when we started hearing shouts and cries coming from the location of the abandoned well, but we thought people were fighting.“

As the shouts increased, we summoned courage and got to the area and discovered that it was coming from the abandoned well. We got a rope and bucket, threw them inside and the boy managed to cling to and was pulled out.“

He was already weak with injuries. We thanked God the well had been out of use; he might not have survived.”

At press time, the boy was said to be receiving medical attention at an undisclosed hospital, while his father’s whereabouts is unknown.

When contacted, Police Public Relations Officer, Abia State Command, DSP Ezekiel Onyeke, said the incident was not reported to the Police.

Onyeka said: “I have contacted the DPOs of Eastern Ngwa and Ohuru Isimiri Divisions covering the Obingwa area; they said they are not aware of the incident. May be, it happened and was not reported.”

source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/coffin-maker-dumps-14-yr-old-son-in-well-for-casting-evil-spell-on-business/
Nairaland GeneralBiometric Scheme: Some Jigawa Workers May Retire From Service by cuvox(op): 9:24pm On Nov 09, 2015
DUTSE— Thousands of Jigawa State workers may tender their retirement letters before time, following the proposed biometric plan to be introduced in the civil service by the stategovernment.

It was gathered that there were series of mixed reactions by some civil servants in Jigawa State on the proposed biometric scheme announced by Governor Muhammad Abubakar, last week aimed at checkmating late coming and absenteeism.

A visit to state secretariat by Vanguard indicated that workers described the proposed scheme as capable of militating against workers productivity.

One of the aggrieved workers who craved anonymity, said it was unfortunate for a new government to introduce such a scheme, instead of enhancing the welfare of workers and focus on the maintenance of existing structures put in place by the previous administration.

His words: “The introduction of biometric scheme will not only prostrate workers in the state, but will equally leave us with no option than to retire before our due period to avoid being unnecessarily sacked without collecting our benefits.

”In a swift reaction, the new Head of Service, Muhammad Inuwa Tahir, stated that the biometric scheme was introduced in good faith to deal with incessant absenteeism and late coming among workers in the state.

He explained that it was high time civil servants in the state’s employ and those in the private sector to have the fear God,saying whoever collected and spent money he did not work for would account for it in the hereafter.

Tahir enjoined civil servants in the state to report to their various places of work on time and close on time to avoid falling victim of government’s directive.

He said the decision was meant to reform the civil service and guide workers to the right paths.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/biometric-scheme-some-jigawa-workers-may-retire-from-service/

CC lalasticlala
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Picture : When This Is The Only Bus Going To Heaven by cuvox(op): 7:51pm On Nov 09, 2015
drizslim:
I hope the driver is not igbo


He go overcharge undecided
LMAO... heaven no get tribe o
RomanceRe: Photo: When You Are In A Long Distance Relationship. by cuvox(m): 7:42pm On Nov 09, 2015
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Nairaland GeneralRe: Who Will You Give Your Seat To? by cuvox(op): 7:39pm On Nov 09, 2015
PuciPrince:
You didntbanswer the WHY part
because he is a zombie
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who Will You Give Your Seat To? by cuvox(op): 7:38pm On Nov 09, 2015
E na Zombie
Jokes EtcFunny Picture : When This Is The Only Bus Going To Heaven by cuvox(op):
supposing this is the only bus taking NIGERIANS to heaven, what will you do?

I know say Lalasticlala go get front seat

Nairaland GeneralWho Will You Give Your Seat To? by cuvox(op): 11:55am On Nov 09, 2015
Men, this question strong gan. who will you give your sit to?

for me it's E, any time any day

oga lalasticlala come and give us your answer

SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Mali: FIFA U-17 World Cup Final (2 - 0) On 8th November, 2015 by cuvox(m): 12:15am On Nov 09, 2015
gooal

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