₦airaland Forum

State of Emergency on Electricity. All bark and no bite!  

Blank cheque??  May be some bite this time?  

JAMB result will be released on tuesday.

mbgtcn

Probably

Attraction?

Till Death do us part.

Akpu and Edikaikong.

People migrate for various reasons. It may not necessarily be about making it, but living a better and sane way of life.

I think the naira spraying law died with Obasanjo's regime.

I'm quite positive that if you're successful, you'll hear from them.

Anyone can do well cos Nigerians are everywhere.

I was very pleased hearing African Queen on Bahamas radio when the song was in vogue.

@ Poster

YOU ARE SCREWED! cos you can't divorce this one on some flimsy excuse.

I recommend an old movie called "Leap of Faith" by Steve Martin.

Yes it is a crime to drive a RHD in Nigeria. Your car may be impounded.

ikokore

Education stays with you while money comes and goes.

@ poster

Go for your Masters and be the best in what you do cos all the companies you run after here in Naija are the ones that usually run after students in the UK. I.e. in form of on-campus open day recruitment drive, recruitment shows etc.

I studied in the UK so i know what I'm talking about and If you're lucky, you might even get a company that will post you back to Naija as an expatriate.

Be creative

Rich John

great revowetin?

If you would like to take advantage of the various opportunities that water transport presents, simply visit NIWA at Marina (in Lagos).

I have been there to make enquiries and they are presently welcoming investors.

A male chef will obviously brag about it to his wife

@ poster.

It is pointless entering illegally, as you would be more frustrated over there than in Nigeria.

Blackberry ringtone.

The husband is simply afraid of his HIV status.

Agreed you've all identified a problem.

This tells me that there's a large untapped market for Customer service training centres or customer service trainers as the case may be.

@ Bigmodo,

Easypeesy, simply claim asylum inside American embassy in lagos or Abuja

@ poster

I'm every woman's dream. British, spanish, Indian, korean, Nigerian, hausa, igbo, yoruba, Fulani, Nupe, you name it1

Tall, dark and handsome.

Now stop drooling!

@ poster

What do you imply by the term least possible time? 1 yr, 3yrs? 5yrs?

@ poster,

From the words of Anthony Robbins: Anything you invest in that eats while you sleep is a bad investment.

12 mil income tax inclusive

@ poster,

You're definitely going to get mixed opinions and mixed advice from here to confuse you the more.

Follow your heart cos you know what's best for you plus it's your bed, only you know how you want to lie on it,

In every relationship, communication is the key.