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hmmmm this guy's coat and white shoe ehnnn no b here.

omooba969:
What's wrong with loving bad boys?

Sniper comes to mind after furtration...

To the girls that love bad boys...sheybi una Don see am..?

[quote author=BABANGBALI post=91150192][/quote]I pity d person wet this woman go give BJ ..make him peepee no go hang for her teeth..

itsRhamzy:
Did I just see "we all"??

Pls miss me with that shiit nigga. Not everyone wishes to tap blessings from a thief. Stealing from people isn't blessings i hope you know that.

And who told you everyone begs and licks HushPrison's ass for money? You think everyone is lazy and broke AF as you?

Ignore him bro...

Cloth look funny duh...like kindergarten uniform...

TheSourcerer:
This is the picture of a 2 year-old boy Sujith Wilson, who fell into the borewell and stuck at the depth of 82 feet on October 2019 trichy district


The cries of this curious lad while he was consious and the way his mother, who was helpless there tried to console him by screaming “don't cry, we'll get you back dear” lol you know he is doomed .

Initially he was stuck at just 5 feet depth.Later on while the rescue operation he was slid further and reached 82 feet below the surface. All the efforts made by the rescuers were failed and rescue operation is still on. Hardrock structure of that area increased the difficulty of the task.

We really cannot tell if he made it out or not , but I pretty much doubt it

He made it out..cus there is a movie about d incident tittle EVERYBODY'S BABY,,is an old sch movie duh can't remember d year...

DenreleDave:
Lies.. E swallow goat and still slim like this..

Abi u wanted to say he swallow goat soup

I can bet it with my two scrotum that this wunt make front page..

If this post makes front page, I will donate my Scrotum to be used as fried Eggs for Amatarasha...


We & Us @ says this is not a python... It is a snake

Unlike a mammalian jaw that is built for brute force, a snake's is rigged with tendons, muscles, and ligaments that give the jaw a gymnast's flexibility.maybe d snake was about swallowing d goat after squeezing d life out of goat before d op killd it.

Andrew13:
Jesussssss christtttttttttt

From one rapist to another
I don't believe in village people but ehn, this wan pass village people work o Kpele

And those bloody perverts/potential rapist under me, una nor get sense.

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Truth be told ehn, the girl nor get sense

Na lie she get sense she been dey enjoy d nacking.....

Koboko444:
Seems like she was dumped by her lover. But did she have to drink hypo. Why not drink fuking alchohol. By the time you do a three day diet of alchohol your brain will be forced to get solution.

I Taya my brother...beauty no b everything a man need In a woman...

I don't think her problem is money... Y'all can see from that chat where she even credited someone's account..maybe na boyfrnd matter or baby's daddy disappointed her..

sunshineV:
someone used it to abuse me on NL


it probably means Ram or dog

That d name for naija bingo..

sunshineV:
did I call u? ekuke

I dn laff troway moimoi we I dey eat ..chaaiii some people get bad mouth Sha...

Raise ur hand up if u zoom that pic ..

I dn Kuma screen shot everything..just waiting for d day any pastor go ask me why I no come church...na to just show am the pics n walkaway.

iLegendd:
Sorry — wipe your tears.

I get upset when I see posts like this. Too many weak men getting married when they aren't ready or when they don't know much about the opposite gender.

Before a man should get married, he MUST know and master 3 things, else suffer.

1. How to handle women skill
2. How to make money skill
3. How to manage money skill

Unfortunately, 90% of Nigerian men focus on

1. How to go to school and get at least 2.1
2. How to get a job
3. How to get married early to a bleached up slay queen
4. How to have lots of children

At the end of the day, when their wives start misbehaving, they run to Nairaland and start crying.

Let me tell you the truth: Your woman is sleeping with John and he is great in bed. Unfortunately, your woman hasn't even told him she is married.

My brother, a woman that has been f*cked can't be unf*cked.

Note: Women don't hide password from real men — they only do it to either weak men or men they don't really love, fallen out of love with (but still pretend to love).

No woman hides password from me. The moment I request for it, they submit instantly. A woman will respond to you and be submissive based on your level of leadership and control without being controlling.

My dear, there is no mature advice on Nairaland. Maturity is when you understand women before you get married and not when you get married and start looking for a way to understand your wife. I hate when men do this. It pisses me off.

I have the solution to your problem, but let me just watch you burn.

Yeah watch him burnnnn...

TheSourcerer:
We all knew him we all loved him


Steve Irwin


Known as an Australian adventurer and animal advocate, the “Crocodile Hunter” was stung and killed by a stingray on September 4, 2006, while filming Ocean’s Deadliest, an underwater documentary.

According to the Los Angeles Times, Irwin and his cameraman, Justin Lyons, were in chest-deep water near Queensland, Australia. The pair came across an 8-foot-wide stingray; after filming the stingray for a while, it ended up attacking Irwin. “It started stabbing wildly with its tail,” Lyons told the Los Angeles Times, “hundreds of strikes within a few seconds



Despite the crew’s efforts to save him, Irwin died before they could get him help. In Lyons’ interview with the Los Angeles Times, he said Irwin’s last words were “I’m dying''

Shud av stick with only crocodile...now iz daughter haz taken over..

Kardashian family and black man's d**k are like 5n6

See how u edit d chat like say na children u dey try to confuse here...

Snake wey hate heat pass anything..yet they claim d snake haz been living on that engine for months..hmmm

Haywhyluv:
No, for graduates, u need discharge certificate to register

Nah I don't think so.. some of my guys wey dey run der HND stuff try their luck n iz work for them since last yr ...

Haywhyluv:
No, for graduates, u need discharge certificate to register

Really?

Skmoda:
that old woman na him you dey call girl.

To me she ain't old as long as her voice is golden...

Y'all claiming Edo people na number one for juju...but m still here wondering why them never use d same juju drag d killer out by now...

Explorers:
You need to see the last scene in part3, The Return of the Kings, after destroying the ring, they were returning home and going sperate ways.

Frodo wrote a book, documented the adventure and having a page each for his friends.

Enya and her soundtracks didn't even help the matter.

Enya I fear that girl music.she is good duh.

DenreleDave:
Rest in peace friend.

Nairalanders, This guy use to be my very close frnd back then in the early 1900s.....

Back then in 1910s, when we will you Bibolo, u get angry with us. U pursue us.... Even ur mum will be laughing seeing u get angry that we call u Bibolo...


U are a great frnd.. Do u remember when we fought dinosaurs, when u use that ring to bring fire from heaven...

Chai Bibolo, I go miss you...

Me never die sha, I Don drink immortality portion....

Time to do a brain checkup...

DenreleDave:
Useless sister....
You shud have advised ur brother to stop hijacking peoples glory... Penaldo has been known to be a coward, thief, selfish, arrogant, proud and stupid boy.... He should have stepped forward to play the first penalty but cowardly ran behind..

The Mumu sister too wunt stop disgracing herself... All of una go wail tire...
Pignaldo is a failure just like his fans... They are hypocrites and God hates Hypocrites...

Anyway, The Lord anointed son is here, Lionel Messi..

Pic 1: Messi (angel of God ) and Pignaldo (Jacob)

Pic 2: Messi record that can not be broken....


Pic 3: for Pignaldo fans around the world (adult oo, young ones oo, embryo oo... Shame on all of una )


We & Us at don't argue with swines Ronaldo fans are swines

Click like for the Lord anointed son, Messi

Click Share for the glory hijacker, Pignaldo


See the Mumu Ronaldo fan attacking me...... Make una dey wail.... Like Ronaldo like sister like fans

all this for someone that doesn't even know u exist.chaiii d furtration is real..wonder shall never end...

johnstar:
why u run?? u implicated ursef bro


i don’t think dis guy is guilty



what do i know..

and my babe dey on her way to come meet me weytn make i come do now na?

fear don dey catch me like dis


god abeg oo

Ur imaginary babe abi

Falz n Simi are both funny.they are like jay z n bey Everytime they do a song together.

Made4naijalove:
What's the need for the piercing and tattoos all over her body she's beautiful the way God created her

U don't know cardi b then..that babe b like man without makeup.

KlausMichaelson:
Yeah you're right. perhaps she's found more interesting people. Good for her. But atleast she should reply me whenever I chat her up. Afterall I don't chat her up every day.


Sorry I didn't describe that part to you. She is not a wayward girl. If she was, I would have cut off ties with her a long time ago. Im of the streets so I know when a girl is doing **Bedmatics Stuffs**

Oga na her WhatsApp na her data free her to do whatever she like with it .if she no reply u back call her n ask her y..if d excuse no make sense then simply block her..make everybody rest