₦airaland Forum

Well maybe the time has come to state the case for the prosecution. I am sure there is very attentive jury waiting to hear.

God keeps flies away from the tailless cow

ME sef don tire for all this waiting. Make we see this 'Stumble in the Jungle' already now!  

This has taken a real curious turn  

I hear you there!

Well come, you do well.

Kaabo O! Have the mostest fun you can

Just rising to the top instead of curdling.

I wonder O! Poke nose no just get limit

Welcome and do your thing to the max!

As Star, me I no even understand what him be, nevermind wetin im dey talk about .   Heaven help us!

Me I no be high priest so I cannot recommend anything.

As for me having no sense of humour, I wonder why I am laughing my head off at that right now!

Whats going on here is just a personality deficit. When Douzy and I reply to any sticks and stones we are bullies, when we were just chilling and having fun on the threads we became half man and all the other crap. I am not sure whether this is a gender thing, a mind thing, a primary school thing or just a lack of a sense of humour.

Nobody here is giving anybody names. And we certainly havent been insulting any of the ladies. Even though they have been quite free in calling us whatever.

Just so those who dont like to think dont continue to be confused; 'little Grasshopper' is a term of affection teachers use for their students in martial arts movies. I said this from the get go but some prefer the cacophony of noise and nonsense to the clarity of understanding and knowledge.

As Douzy said, nobody has been campaigning to give anyone a new name. So forgive me for having a sense of humour. But please continue to ignore me O. My postings have been clearer and a lot more incisive since the development. So please stay very clear of the 'insult zone', that you are in such dread of.

Dont be too shocked. If it all made sense it would be incomprehensible

Wetin we go do? Cockroaches cant be wiped out but you can have fun stomping on them real hard!

Some people have lost the right to joke in mature and decent company, so consider me a joke free zone.

In actual fact, the only people who can boycott the elections is the electorate. So a total boycott is not really feasible. Any candidates who choose to withdraw now will still be on the ballot paper and would have already been registered anyway. So even their parties could not effect a change of their candidature.

Thats why Utomi's posturing is a bit lame. If he went on to win the election, or poll the highest number of votes; he would also make a claim to be reinstated.

Utomi has always been a faker. So called academic/business man. I guess he's the only honest businessman in the country.

What did he think presidential contests in Nigeria were going to be about? Manifestos and policies? If he had actually spent more time articulating a coherent vision for the country he would have known why boycotting elections does nothing for the advancement of free and fair elections. But no, he spent his campaign trying to unprotected populist issues. Very little thought for issues around governance and restructuring. Because he
knew they would laugh in his face. As a so called economist he did not analyse the Govt's needless paying off of the national debt. A misuse of billions of dollars. But he had time to make pronouncements on the Delta cataclysm. And trials of militants.

If his life, or that of his family, was in danger I could have understood him withdrawing but he was not a threat to anybody so what was the point. Those still in the race might be a rogues but at least they are standing up for what they believe in.

Lets ask Utomi what he believes in.

Creamish:
call trendy and cycz invicible/unknown babe grasshopper - no onez creating a big scene

For someone who is not making a "big scene" I can see you have no problem tossing insults left, right and center. That one was just to add to your calling us gay, boys, less than a man. Need I go on?

If Acidrop wants to run with the big dawgs then she needs to learn how to bark and bite. We don't subscribe to whining, or laying on our bellies with our legs splayed. Thats for the bitches. Even if you smile while you sniff ass its still ass you're smelling.

@AcidD - Not to worry, lil Grasshopper; I will be your witness, if necessary

Abeg, be her witness O. Or we go be subjected to more picture wittering on. At least this will be a little distraction, as she pursues her mature interests.

Yeah. We know all about you and your word. Sayonara it is then. lil Grasshopper. May your journey not continue without illumination.

Sorry lil Grasshopper - I will try and be mature. Just the way you like it

That I give praise to God for. Look around you. You can see you are alone in this little campaign. Everyone else knows different  

Dear lil Grasshopper - So you know all about real friends, eh? Riddle me this; what is of the self and yet bears no relation to anything?

What is not gifted from God?

O lil Grasshopper how much hyou still have to learn, there is a big difference between being tight and not making needless chit chat.

I notice that you were happy to ask for advice from Douzy and I online though. Didnt your spending frenzy extend to keeping your love life sweet? Maybe its only the gals who are worthy of this generosity.

At least we are not making abortive phone calls to each other from across the ocean. We are just communing in an adult and mature way.

You dont hear us shouting about pictures, do you? And believe me for some una that should be a legal requirement before una fit interact with human company.

Hasnt that been withdrawn. Prozac may be more like what is needed here.

E be  like say J-Girl is on a mission to be distracted from her hectic love life.  

@Creamish - Ndo O! Anything we can do to help?

I am not quite sure you need a VIP ticket to there

So why is J-Girl still hestitating about this matter? E be like say na only one contender don come forward now. Maybe the other one dey Chemist dey fill out prescription, as pump no gree work

Creamish:
Cyclone---u are guilty of FALLACY OF HASTY CONCLUSIONS!!!!!! I'm right here!!!

The only thing I am guilty of is, actually reading your interpretation of logic. "Fallacy of hasty conclusions"?