₦airaland Forum

sukkot:
these biafran boys have come again oooo. money ritual tinz

Guy who do you this thing? Because all the names and rituals I'm seeing here are yoruba, so why shift una glory to us?

marvelling:
yes! you will be justified. sack them. today they stole N500, tomorrow they might steal N500,000. Be swift and decisive. Take action against them to deter others.

Exactly, a small thief soon emboldens to be a big one. Though it sounds cruel because of the amount involved, but theft is theft, or if the sack sounds too cruel to you, you can suspend them and deduct the said amount from their salaries. But ensure that a punishment is handed down and make a public show of it(within the workplace of course) to deter others.

MissRaine69:
Know this
I did not suffer labour pains for 4 days to deliver my son so that he could alleviate you from poverty that is the role of your parents
I did not carry my son for 9 months, struggle through his formative years
Struggle with his father to send him and his siblings to school so that you could demand he buys you expensive gifts. We did not Experience the anxieties of watching him head buried in his books studying for exams. Watched his father offer him words of encouragement as he lay awake wondering if he had been accepted into the University of his choice. His father and I sat there one of the proudest moments we experienced as parents watching him graduate.
Life was never meant to be easy getting a job was the biggest mountain he had to climb.
Do you know how many rejections from employers he received?
Do you know how it broke our hearts when we struggled to find words to keep his spirits up?

I remember the day I received that phone call he had finally made it he both his feet were now firmly on the ground. Then he met you a stunning goddess but to my dismay a woman who did not tire of talking about herself.
A woman who was empty inside a women who responded with " If you say so" when we spoke about current affairs. I realise now in hindsight your area of expertise was IG , FB & celebrity gossip.


A woman who laughed when I asked her what she hopped to do. You pointed at my son and said "he will take care of me now!"
Who will take care of you? My son ?
I don't think so. You are not his responsibility. He is not in servitude to pander to your whims.

He was distressed when he came to visit us he told me you wanted better accommodation you were tired of sharing, and you also wanted a car. How could he afford all this when he had just stared working?
You stopped talking to him it was heartbreaking to see his distress.
My son is not the IMF that bails struggling entities like you out of complete financial meltdown. He is trying to make you happy but happiness to you equates to money.
Dear broke women my son is not your ATM.

He owes you nothing, he is not obligated to do
Anything for you. He will do something because he wants to not because he has to or because you give him an ultimatum.

Dear broke women he owes no loyalty to you because all you seek is an opportunity. He is your salvation out of a situation. You don't love my son you love money.

Guys I think I just fell in love with the OP. God bless you for this thread.

Evaberry:
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The only a reason a man gets scared of marriage is because he's a coward who cannot face the reality of life, the reality of having his own family and taking care of them, he would rather no one be dependent on him. The biggest excuse of Nigerian men on why are not yet ready for marriage is 'No money' as if you need all the money in the world to get married.

Sadly marriage is overrated and done to please the society and parents, As a man never propose because of pressure and as a woman never accept a proposal because of pressure, marry someone who makes you happy, who you connect with not just on a sexual level, Marry someone who you know is going to make your life easier.

Finally, FTC WAWU, been a long time I got this spot, I want to dedicate this ftc to my very special Nairalander, I miss you everyday, I miss spending time with you, I miss the incredible orgasm and lastly I wish you would stop being a coward and just do it.

Excuse me lady, but you just spoke from two sides of the mouth. 1st you called an unmarried man a coward who is afraid of the responsibilities marriage brings then you turned around asking people not to marry because of pressure, make-up your mind already. You are already sounding like someone under pressure to marry or someone with a bad attitude. Either way, change or its going to be a tey.(i no talk o)

Personally, marriage is overrated. Some of us, me especially love my alone time. I don't easily trust people, and please marriage is not for everyone, so why the pressure?

America is finished, and all thanks to that foolish human waste called Obama.

Hexilon:
I hold the opinion that every scientific breakthrough in the hands of a crazy few, can be used inappropriately. But should the idea of playing god hamper us from advancing researches which can lead to restoration of lost fauna and a possible continuation of human life?

I truly buy into your idea, but I don't see it as play God because it is that same God that gave us the wisdom to invent what was are investing today(notice I avoided using the word creat),he didn't create us as mindless zombies or machines/computers that just follow orders. Truly science is beautiful.

pitlaterine:
Donald Trump has effectively banned transgender people from serving in the US military, blaming the "medical costs and disruption" they would cause.

The President made the announcement in a series of three tweets, saying: "After consultation with my Generals and military experts, please be advised that the United States Government will not accept or allow transgender individuals to serve in any capacity in the US Military.

"Our military must be focused on decisive and overwhelming victory and cannot be burdened with the tremendous medical costs and disruption that transgender in the military would entail. Thank you."

http://www.looknaija.com/2017/07/donald-trump-bans-transgender-individual-serving-us-military/

lalasticlala, mynd44

Finally, the United States have a president that has human brains.

What's their portfolios?

I read the article on head transplant earlier this year and even watch a video simulation of what the transplant would look like. Science truly is beautiful.

Explorers:
New scientific discoveries are made every day.

From medical breakthroughs to the discovery of new species, cures or remedies here on earth and new planets in our solar system, all these discoveries contribute towards advancing our understanding of the world and the universe we live in.

Don't forget about hydroponics and cyrogenic freezing.


Respect bro, you too much.

HOW!!! Say who die? I definitely won't be caught dead in one of these. This soo gay. Like WTF?

Baddestman:
The confused osu will be support clueless FFK against their own son now

Rochas Okorocha is not an igboman, so we will never support a traitor who has proven himself an imposter. Period!!!

I knew FFK's reply would be Savage, but this is way beyond savagery....... Choi!!! I'm actually going through my 3 dictionaries today find a word suitable for this level of savagery. Kai!!! The customised pampers part got me rolling on the floor fast

vivalavida:
How I wish I will look this way then

Czarchris see something

I see am my brother, I just registered at a gym in warri today(Bae's orders ). So this is motivation overloaded.

Oh no you didn't. The next few days will surely be interesting FFK's reply will definitely be epic.

Great, but a name is missing here. Where is Philip Emeagwali?

I knew it, I fuuccking knew it. This guy sorry, thing was gay, I just f....ing knew it. Hope he also uses gucci diapers. Nonsense.

Chai!!! Future wife, are you reading this? This is what I'm talking about.

This is woman is clearly what the bible was talking about in the book of Proverbs 31.

Yorubaangel:
These guys are not ready for the game at all.... was expecting #1000 for 3.5Gb!

Abeg Wetin be the code?

I have said this over and over again, there is nothing like "love". Love is just a concept popularised by movies(especially Nollywood, bollywood, telemondo etc). It's amazing how grown-ups confuse sexual/romantic attraction for love.

Well, personally I am of the opinion that marriage is for companionship nothing more, nothing less and marriage is not by force. You marry the person who you can tolerate her sh*t and she tolerate yours. So growing in likeness or familiarity(not love) is far better than romantic attraction that quickly fades. Sex actually gets old with time, that's why people cheat to see if they can get back that initial feeling they had with their spouse/girlfriend and after a while they get bored again and the cycle continues. Wake up people!!!

School dat year sha brings back fun memories

SuperSuave:
oook! After hearing from both sides, I don't want to marry, na by force?

My point exactly.

chiraqDemon:
Extremely beautiful and unique

I dey tell you.

Lambo is actually a sweet ride, just that our roads in Nigeria are too beautiful for it.

I don't know if it was the movie "Italian Job" made me love this car. I love big cars, but I think I will make an exception to this one.

Lord save us all from having a psychopathic spouse.

Wow!!! Thanks man that's really thoughtful of you.


But wait on! So Seun na my birthday mate that's interesting. 17th July babies rock

majekdom2:
great, it is that African believe almost anything since they have little impact in technology. It is good to think differently. To be balanced and not just go with theory without substantial proof. I think what Trump might be saying is Nature is evolving. Which has always been it's characteristics according to science caused by so many factors. Use of fossil fuel may be a cause but will not stop it and it's effects may not even be severe or perhaps could provide solutions to another of man's problem in the nearest term.

True, in my opinion use of fossil fuels only speeds up the process of nature doing its thing. This is just another hoax created to for a few researchers to feed off.

Oluwamuyeewa:
lol this is a different issue bro, increase in the volume of water can only be solved if the ice in Antartica starts building up again and thats hard because there are so many pollution nowadays compared to hundreds or thousands years ago..sorry for the insult I retrieve that....what if half of the human race doesn't survive global warming ? imagine cities like Lagos,johanesburg,Loas Angeles and so many other coastal cities wiped off..that'll be tragic

Telling me that the entire home sapient species will get wiped off by nature is not a scientific argument. We all know that this will happen one day as mother earth keeps evolving. In my view, nature will always do what it wants. What we should do is to find a way of slowing that process.

Oluwamuyeewa:
lol you're way too intelligent to be this ignorant bro
you sit in the comfort of your momma couch typing all this and say scientist who have devoted most of their lifetime to this research is wrong...come on

you can do better

Dude, no need for insults. Even in the scientific society, there are a lot of people who are against this global warming stuff. Do you know that if there is an oil spill over a large area of the sea the sea has the ability of cleansing itself without any human help, just that it is too far off for human timing. From the Cenozoic to the Paleohedean era do you know how many species that where wiped off? Sometimes I wonder the way you guys reason, you have a theory come with proof and let the superior argument carry the day. If global warming was a proven theory why haven't the entire scientific society backed it up? Show me a proven mathematical model proving global warming, and don't give that CFC and Ozone layer crap there is a proven model on that one. Nature is evolving and it will keep doing so Eons after we have all turned to dust.

Well OP, you are entitled to your opinion. I am a complete and proud mummies boy anytime, any day. I am not a night owl because of the morals embedded in me as a kid. Till this day I hardly stay out more than 7pm, though I leave and work in another state very far from my mum.

I hardly take a girl to my family house, why da fuc should I do that? I was brought up in a strong Christian conservative home, bringing any random girl I shag is the height of disrespect to my family its just not done. If it's when I have travelled back to my base then all hell can break loose, but whenever I go back home to Owerri, I'm an angel.

About my mother approving whom I should marry, well I don't know about you, but me as an only son with just a sister, I have no fing choice but to listen to my mother's advice. Remember she has been existing for years before you where conceived, her experience with life is totally indispensable in you making a serious decision like marriage. Forget all this Nollywood, Bollywood and telemondo depictions of "true love" that sh*t is make believe. I ask you, why the sudden rise in divorce all around the world since we started going with our instinct on issues of marital matters? I say this because I almost got my fingers burnt once, why? I brought a girl home, mama took a look at her and was like "this is trouble, but if you insist, you have my blessings". Bro, I delayed the engagement to take a critical look at what my mum observed. In less than 6 months, I bearly escaped from that relationship with my head intact. So I thank God till this day for just deciding to hold off the engagement and thoroughly understand the person I was seriously wishing to make my wife.

Mothers are the best anytime anywhere. You can take that to the bank.


And to all these girls talking trash about mommies boys and their mothers, remember you will be a mother one day and your son will get to a stage he will move out of the house and bring someone home to you for marriage, just remember girls, karma is a b*tch.

decatalyst:
All of them have one thing in common...












Big belle

you took the words out of my mouth. Shuuuuuu!!!